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2nd for buying AMD on the way down with each paycheck and holding.
What fucking retard hates on whiteclaws, they take away the hangover so hard. Seltzer’s are top tier, fuck waking up feeling like shit I’m never going back
Imagine not living in a legal weed state
>yfw big green candles on monday
many years in the future>an old man and a young boy sit on a bench at the airport>"Timmy my boy" ,the old man begins, "its your 10th birthday and I think you're finally old enough for a very special gift">he slowly and gingerly pulls out an old and weathered phone and hands it to the boy. The words robinhood glisten on the screen>"wow grandpa, thanks! What is it though?">"it's an investment portfolio Timmy, one I spent my entire life building. Today I want to pass my legacy on to you">Timmy looks down at the phone, awe struck>"holy smokes grandpa this is worth over $50!">"I know Timmy, impressive right? It took alot of time and effort to get there, can you believe I only started with $300,000?" He said smuggly>"but why is it all in this company, uh, UUUU? It says you have 14 thou-......14 hundr-....14-">"14 quintillion shares timmy. Yep, I first started buying them all the way back in 2022. And I've been accumulating more ever since">"but why uranium, grandpa?">"because soon the bullrun will start! Theres clearly a defeciet of uranium, and the demand can only go up! Now it won't be in your lifetime Timmy, but hopefully one day your own grandson will see those guaranteed gains! You just need to keep waging and buying more like I did!">"....oh, OK grandpa...I'll try my best...">a speaker suddenly blares overhoard "flight 108, Munich to New York is now boarding">"oh, that's my flight grandpa I gotta go" Timmy says as he runs toward the gate >the future was in Timmy's hands now. Tears of hope well up in the old man's eyes as he watches the coal powered plane take off
>>48814666Drinking carbonated water with alcohol is peek homosexuality satan
>>48814732Imagine owning cannabis stocks for over a year and being down even when states have legal cannabis.>imagine
>>48814732Weed fucking sucks too, makes you paranoid as hell unless you’re already braindead
Bros, did Cathie find another Japanese boomer to cram all her holes with big, meaty gamma?
>>48814666Are you retarded? They’re full of sugar. How old are you?
>>48814666drink a quality bourbon
>>48814622Constantly buying something on the way down is the one way you can lose bigly. Eventually you will hit a stock that is dying and just pour everything into the hole. Not saying AMD is that but the point is - bad habit to form.Better to allocate how much you want then buy up to that amount. Anymore than that should be after a decent bottom has formed and stock is on the way up and general market is in bull trend.
>>48814756yes. my memelines tell me we bounced back up.
>>48814768>get smashed, have a bad time with normies, wake up and want to die>get mildly drunk, have a bad time with normies, wake up and go about lifeYou can keep the macho man look
>>48814756In will let my 2DTE call spread profits ride through next week on more 2DTE call spreads.
>>48814851bobo will be gored in the ass
>>48814622I just bought a 6750XT this week and already got it but they haven't charged my credit card yet lmaoalso bought a 5600XI should be buying AMD too
supermarket shooter was posting in gme & pmg leddit threads too lmfaotruly ticks every schizo box
>>48814965more reason those people should be removed from the internet
>>48814854White claws will absolutely give you a hangover. You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about
>>48814666>be satan>shill homosexual beveragesno thanks. i will drink whiskey and beat my woman like a good christian.
>he doesn't drink gin
>>48814666Learn how to use apostrophes, Homosexual Satan.
>>48815012I’m talking seltzer in general, ranch water, whiteclaw. Never get bad hangovers drinking them, don’t care how much sugar is in it
>>48814622damn son when you put it that way i almost want to get a job
>>48814666It's worse than beer. I hate seltzers, never could understand why people like them.
>>48814767This has potential.
>>48814965hope its true since i already went to ask local apes why are they mass shooters
>>48814965you can't just say this without linking to the juicy detailstell me you aren't just joking lmao
Clearly this thread is infested with closeted homosexuals who think not drinking seltzer makes them appear straight
>>48815012He's basically a faggot and should be ignored. He probably watches ape hoop and nigger collide as well.
seltzers taste like some additive ridden juice. just use sparkling water and vodka like a real heterosexual man
>>48814965Oh my god please shut this place down please
>>48814593It will melt up. SPY will go to $500 by Friday. Screenshot this!
>>48814965wtf is wrong with white people
>>48815226you should shut your self down
>>48815100you're able to live without a job? based (unless you are a NEET)
better work place,wendys or burger king?
>>48815261Jesus fuck that glows
>>48815250we have two sides, the nicest people you'll ever meet....and twisted fucking psychopath that you don't wanna crossheh, best be on your toes
>>48814965Maybe he went ballistic after getting burned on Luna.
>>48815261pretty based ngl
>>48815261>I started browsing 4chan in 2020Fucking newfags always ruin everything
>>48815261>>48815291/pol/ glows in general.
>>48815291it glows because it's a schizo 18 year old writing his grand edgy manifesto full of shit he learned on this site>>48815362don't think he was into crypto, see >>48815232
>>48815261based newfag. is this a falseflag before midterms?
>>48815261>started browsing in May 2020Of course
>>48815269Wendy's had better food and almost every burger King I've ever seen looks run down, so I'd say Wendy's.
>>48815261Lmao I fucking hate this place so much it's unreal
>>48814622Intel is superior in every way>"b-but muh 7nm process">"b-but muh market share"INTC has a ROIC of nearly 20%, an EV/EBITDA of under 7, virtually debt free, and tons of free cash.And Bob Swan, who fucked everything up for Intel, is long gone. Current leadership is far more competent
>>48814593Dividend bros hows it going?
Average SOXL investor?
>>48814732DUDE WEED LMAO WEED DUDE FUCK DUDE 420!
>>48815437fucking based intc bag holder like memy basis i think is 49 a share
>>48815437I would wager AMD returns to ATH before INTC turns around
>>48815470bro this shit cures cancer
>>48815261Without any context I would have guessed this was written by a 13 year old.
>>48815261Back in 2011s newfags got baited into taking hrt. Newfags nowadays get baited into being an incel
>>48815261Based. It's almost as if the low-level Homeland Security employee tasked with typing it up was White.
>>48814772Cannabis is the worst run industry and has been for more than a decade. Mostly because its idiots, amateurs, scammers, and incompetents as the big money waits for the legal framework to not be patchy and unstable.The only sector with the same level of absolute cluelessness is synthetic bio.AMRS, DNA, and ZYEach one a testament to how shitty biotech memes are and that pivoting to actual profit making opportunities does not remove the biotech meme from the CEOs.
>>48815452Doing good.Even better when I don't actually buy them, but sell naked puts on them (ie getting paid to potentially buying them on the dip; naked calls are synthetically equal to covered calls). Plus, selling naked puts gives you 5x leverage, interest free.Currently slurping up DIVO and SCHD. Also have a lot of naked puts on SARK as a hedge (works like a charm).
>>48815232Literally just outright Crypto shilling using age old libertarian memes>>48815261Newfags are extremely susceptible to the bot posting by glows btw
>>48815486>>48815437sorry 44.96 a share cost basis lolbout to get that PHAT DIVIDENDits going all into SHARES OF RENT A CENTER NIGGER
>>48815565>>48815565The only people baiting anyone to be incel are women
>>48815553Maybe a thirteen-year-old in 1991.
>>48815268i'm techincally self employed i just try not to work more than 2 months out of the year
>>48815651Our education levels really have dropped significantly.
Anyone know a good site to host a large zip file? I wanted to scrape Yahoo and download a lot of the price history on various equities... My estimate is that it's about 7gb for 16k symbols
Buy GNE and AGX.
>>48815695How many times do you need to access it? If more than once, definitely shell out the shekels for Google drive
>>48815695I have a Python script for that, do you want to try it out?
>>48815437so did they fire the diversity hires and start hiring white engineers again for their R&D? current leadership is "far more competent" so they did this, right?right, anon? r-right??
>>48815535>>48815406And how do you profit from a shooter?
>>48815437tell me what about intel's roadmap to try and "recover" has you optimistic about their future and how they can stop losing market share to AMDthe only reason AMD isn't stealing their customers faster is because of limited capacity with TSMC
>>48815261Bullish for gun stocks, Biden will start pushing for gun control and panic buying will follow
>>48815739It's pretty trivial, all I'm doing is hitting a url via their api and downloading a csvProcessing the data to find seasonality, that'll be another task (note: I'd only do this on a curated list of like 500 symbols max)
NASDAQ: LUNA is pumping, and the news feed on their yahoo finance page is full of crypto crap.They make fiber optic equipment. What are the chances retail/algos are being retarded?
>>48815649sounds like you’re just weak
>>48815760jew media goes full white shooter was racist. RACISM IS BAD. NATIONALISM IS BAD. DONT VOTE NAZI REPBLICANSsubliminally try to affect peoples voting choices
>>48815792>What are the chances retail/algos are being retarded?Algos: 50% (zombie algos looking for momentum(Retail: 150%
>>48815828>subliminally try to affect peoples voting choicesBold of you to claim that voting matters anymore
>>48815828Shits fucking retarded, if you’re white and shoot people it’s suddenly the end of the world nazism. My brother got shot up by a tranny at his high school, another killed, and there was like one fucking state news outlet who ran the story
>>48815915it's more for plausible deniability
>>48815915yeah it doesnt but still try to propaganda it like they do with everything commies they push on the west
>>48815792>>48815901That reminds me, I saw a thread the other day about LUNA (Wormhole) and dropped $50 worth of bsc into it. I haven't traded crypto since October or something and my wallets bled off some 90% value ($9000 down to $500 or so). Anyways, I got my initial back and have +$150 on it, so feels good. I don't know if it's worth playing, but I'm happy to ride it out now
>>48815934did the tranny die?
>>48815486It literally fills Greenblatt's magic formula criterion (EV/EBITDA under 10, ROIC of at least 15%). Plus the low debt and high quick ratio make it very liquid and gives it very good survivability to whatever problems comes its way.Also, technically not an INTC bagholder. I have sold 2 puts at 40 dollars against it. And I would absolutely buy 200 shares at $40 at that price.Probably going to sell 2 more puts as well at $37.50. I love getting paid to buy the dip (INTC actually has a dip, unlike meme garbage stocks)Learn how to sell naked puts (especially on margin). Thats how you make real money on dividend value stocks.>>48815490Literally irrelevant.Intel will literally have a lower risk to return ratio than AMD. And in the meantime, shareowners in INTC will continue to collect dividends while the company continues to grow.You will literally make more money wheeling INTC on margin than just buying and holding AMD, hoping the meme tech stock bubble gets reinflated again
>>48815976Nah got sentenced as a juvenile last year I think
>>48816021fuck i was hoping for a happy ending.
>>48815760>>48815760gun stocks are at a deep value right now (and major fund companies don't dare touch them)RGR, SWBI, VSTO are some of the big ones. They are cheap, massively profitable, and have low debt.
>>48815828It's all so tiresome
>>48815430Burger King's franchise model is fucked to hell. The Columbus market has fewer than ten stores at this point and I doubt any of them A) have been modeled in the last ten years while B) also managing to function as high-sales locations while maintaining customer satisfaction.Wendy's has a serious nigger problem, as it has become dependent on niggers for labor, sales, and even voice work for company advertisments. They were initially a frontrunner when it came to exploiting wetback labor, but that has changed. I believe part of it is the fact that spics, much like the rest of us, hate being around niggers.>t. restaurant consultant, QSR segment
>>48815765literally who cares. Only dumb redditors care about "muh plans" and "muh vision for the future).We care about value and profitability. Intel is extremely profitable, has an excellent balance sheet, and is deeply undervalued.
>>48816052No happy ending. Worst part was during the court trial it came out that the school hand known for months that this trans kid was an extremely high risk and the school did literally nothing about it because of the politics, public schools are literally daycares for zoo animals fuck the government
>>48815654very nice, yagmi
>>48815792probably robin hood normies/redditors being retarded.TLSA has also had huge pumps when TSLA was pumping too.
>>48816126I am on the fence about intel and very close to going in. Mainly doing TSM atm because god damn they are under valued. And their revenue is growing exponentially
>>48815797>>48815797Women literally should have no rights.As much as I hate zoomzooms, at least they are no longer give a fuck about women. None of that "male ally" bullshit that millennial guys used to do.
Give me your Roth picks please
>>48814767Man in black is you, man in White is a uranium bull.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwb3P0fuM1c
>>48814797You're entitled to your opinion, but you're wrong kek
>>48816174Yeah, you can also sell a naked put so you can get paid a really nice premium for promising to buy the dip. I pretty much always buy stocks by getting them assigned from my short put positions.INTC is undervalued by any metric. Dumb redditors are overpaying for AMD's potential growth. There are tons of quant studies, using rigorous historical data, showing that value beats growth on a risk adjusted basis.
>>48814797Literally nothing wrong with weed unless you're getting some laced shit
puts on COIN at open
>>48815232>>48815261I have to mention, there's no source for this so far, as far I have seen. Just a google drive link posted on /pol/.
>>48816342It makes you a lazy faggot. Like anything, it should be done in moderation. I know a lot of people who do nothing but smoke weed and they’re miserable losers that do nothing but sit around and watch tv and smoke all day
>>48816428naked puts on SARK at open. Get paid to hedge your portfolio (which should be filled with value stocks
It’s also a huge waste of money
>>48816510sounds like you're fat and useless even without weed lmao
>>48816434it's a 180 page document and contains exact plans for the shootings and long-winded details on his equipment. you don't write something like that in advance for some other shooting.
>>48816641Is it really out of the realm of possibility that some neet who can't even talk to a girl had that much free time to invest into online memes?
>getting into wheeling with 3k on margin>decide to get into ET because weekly options with decent volume and underlying asset isn't too bad>being really conservative with my initial puts last week>only get like 13 bucks>almost get filled this week but turns aroundGoing to fuck myself up this next week with a 11 dollar strike price for 35 bucks
>>48816693the manifesto went public shortly after the shooting and it's accurate in regards to details on the shooting. if some neet has written it, he must've written it after the shooting. but it's 180 pages long and was released within, dunno, an hour or less of the shooting? you don't just write 180 pages of manifesto in an hour.
>>48816641>>48816751I'm calling fake. Post a link that links it to the person if you want me to think otherwise.
>>48816851feel free to wait until it's vetted by media then. google docs just removed it, so we'll have to wait.
>>48816751so he followed his plan to the letter and automated the release. I know you want to scream glowniggers but this shit is easily debunked *tips fedora*I think everyone screaming glowniggers though wants to desperately believe that someone like this loser neet couldn't possibly be part of their movement or it loses credibility
Can the glowniggers just shut down 4chan already? Let's wrap it up glowies
>>48816893>vetted by mediaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>48816893If he really released a manifesto, that means he had to post it. Which means it would be somewhere on one of his online accounts. A google drive link posted on /pol/ with no explanation has no reason to be connected to the person.
>>4881669613 bucks/week on a 220 dollars (with the only downside is being forced to buy a high dividend stock that gives you oil exposure) is excellent thoAssuming that is what you mean
There's a black man doing parkour across the street...So was last week the bottom?
>>48814593>CamecoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>was too tired to lift todayREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>best job I can get is wageslaving, no real moneymaking careers available to meNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>stuck in 3DPD worldAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>48816529>naked puts on SARK at open.you mean selling puts?
>>48817166>See cute and funnyUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
Look at the yellow lineWe're at the bottom
The only way you can be a gaped in this market is if you make dumb plays with high P/Es or companies making no money at all.Take BBW vs NVDA. One is relatively unknown and the other is a rockstar stock found in every hedgie, wsb, and retail investor portfolio. One had a P/E of 90 and the other had a P/E of around 8. Given the recent slaughter, NVDA has lost ~50% of its value in only 6 months. And it's going to go more and more until it has a P/E of...well....BBW. BBW is only down 15% and it's comfortably bouncing off the 200 EMA like how Riley Reid bounces on my dick.Stop buying expensive stocks and your cock will stop getting cut off. Expensive megacap corporations are going to cause an evaporation of trillions of dollars over the next few years.
>>48817370Look at the all time history of the S&P. We've hit the first top and drop. We'll rally again, sure, but after that...
Guys I'm thinking if tossing a couple hundred into my draftkings account and doing a twitch live stream of me literally flushing money down the toilet in their online casino. Anyone interested in watching if I do it?
>>48817373Thoughts on WMT specifically?
>>48817401November was the 1st topMarch was the dead cat bounceWe've already hit despair
>>48817406maybe if you have the crackwhore with youi bet she's down to star in some online videos for you
>>48817434WMT, TGT and KO are just boring safe stocks that barely beat inflation. Small cap stocks with low P/E like TGA, EGLE, HDSN, or AOSL are safer and better performance. I made a decent amount from HDSN and ASRT this past month.
>>48817517Ah, but it pays a dividend, is fairly stable (think CC's), and I get a 15% discount through work. So if it doesn't have any glaring issues, I'll probably be boring and throw more payroll at it
>>48817153Patience with him, anon. His great great (the greatest) grandparents were slaves. They were all track stars. He’s just trying to find somewhere to put his energy that isn’t through a gun and into peoples’ heeaads.
buy the AMD dip or you're a maidenless runt.
if the 10 year treasury yield goes up from here the broad market will go doen more, that's all it is. when money gets more expensive, future cash flows become more expensive and investors prefer cheaper profits to more expensive ones 10 years into the future. if we go from 2.8 to 4% yield, sp500 goes down 25%
>>48817578that dividend is chicken feed compared to EGLE
>>48817401Maybe this chart illustrates better, look at the dark yellow line
>>48817406Just take scoopsies bussy alreadyThis is the perfect time to do it, just when he’s been buck broken by the marketDon’t be a faggot. Take it
I can't sleep. I've been in my bed moving around like a twitching nigger who just got shot by a based cop. I thought allergy pills would help me sleep but its been 4 hours and I can't sleep at all. I tried to listen to music, count numbers, hear the crickers nothing. I even tried to just NOT MOVE AT ALL and I can't fall asleep. What a gay nigger thing. This is gay niggers fault for putting 5g towers and fucking up with the resonance in my body
>>48817406>>48817459>>48817843Fine in going to leave /smg/ forever fuck you guys. I'm gonna go fly out to Seattle and actually spend time with someone who actually appreciates me, also know as scoopsies.
>>48817890Its not bed time yet
>>48817917Let us know when you get here. A bunch of us live in the Seattle area
>>48817951>yuropIts 1:23 amOfc it is
>>48817676What's your call on how high the 10Y will go anon. I've been using 5% in my assumptions but that's just a wild ass guess. Needless to say the limitation will be the gov's ability to pay interest.
>>48817979Ok, that's good because I'm gonna need some extra help combing the area for scoopsies.
>>48814593Damn whoever makes these has skill.. My dick hurts now..
>>48817722Zoom out. I'm not going to call EGLE shit, but WMT has a proven growth during its entire lifetime. You can even see EGLE has done the double top and crashed down... that said, depending on cash inflows. However - right now it could be an accumulation phase as smart money moves into it, as long as it continues to perform. Not sure what to make of it.>>48817746What TA are you using to determine those? You've been fairly accurate with your work, no?
>>48818044Apologize right fucking now!!!! Or I'll crash the goddamn market on Monday!!!!
>>48818100>>48817722Forgot my pic
What's the bull thesis on WEAT?
>>48818100>What TAI'm just eyeballing it... looks like we're below the trend
>>48818115>threatening to make me money
I am so fucking worried about my QQQ calls expiring Friday. There’s no way this week is red right?
how long did it take you guys to reach the 10k portfolio mark? Just hit it today, glad I did but a bit ashamed it took me three years to get there.
>>48818267How much is that from deposits vs gains?
I always sort of knew it would happen but I'm seriously laughing my ass off here that somebody who happened to be a GME baggie went postal
>>48817890jerk off several times in a row without a break, it will do the trick guaranteed
>>48817917Would unironically hangout with u John but I am... God forgive me for saying this, a leaf
Is this good economic policy?
>>48818263friday was an exit pump. this week is gonna be blood red, sweetie.
>>48818278A mix of both, i'd say a 30-40% is gains.
>>48818152No I mean, how are you generating those forward projections on the chart?
>>48818337What makes you say that? It feels more like a reversal
>>48818149Shortages due to the war in Ukraine. India recently banned export. Riots going on in Sri Lanka, not sure if that's related.
>>48818332everything in current events seriously plays off like its some sort of parody wtf
>>48818332I will buy another share of SQQQ
>>48818332increasing interest rates on top of increasing taxation seems like a nuke on the economy. Based Joe for destroying the economy
>>48818332He's taking from Money Printer Theory.>Taxes create an ongoing demand for currency and are a tool to take money out of an economy that is getting overheated, says MMT. This goes against the conventional idea that taxes are primarily meant to provide the government with money to spend to build infrastructure, fund social welfare programs, etc. https://www.investopedia.com/modern-monetary-theory-mmt-4588060
>>48818357Oh, MS Excel magicIt's basically an average of returns from various accounts I have plus S&P500 returns over the past 10 years with a bit of recency bias factored in to weight a little more toward whatever the past month or so has been doing.
>>48818435Forgot to post this pic
>>48814666>whiteclaws>not the vastly superior PRESSthey hate whiteclaws because it is a pleb brand. The only reason anyone drinks that brand (despite being one of the blander options) os because they make an inferior product which allows them to spam marketing and win the marketshare war. Like shitty beer brands that are eveywhere on tv to remind you they exist, but quality belgian imports are so beyond them its a mockery to even compare the twoT. Experimentalist when it comes to food and drinks
>>48818425>how can we make stagflation as bad as possible?
>>48818435What is the purpose of using your personal returns instead of just using weighting on the S&P? Also are you using EMA or WMA?
>>48818425>just print money and tax the inflation bro
>>48818507>EMA or WMA?Because my personal accounts don't exactly follow the S&P500. My retirement funds are a bit more aggressive, and my stock picks are A LOT more aggressive.As for EMA/WMA, idk... it's just some basic averaging
>>48816428Get ready to loose a fuck load of money, lmao
I don’t see why this week will be red.
You do own oil right? Oxys pe is 9. These companies can pass on inlationary costs since oil is the master commodity that goes into the productive capacity of everything else. Easily the best trade of the next year or two.
>>48818523I feel like even normies would be able to get this>Inflation happens for whatever reason. Too much currency, too little supply, whatever. But capitalist companies in capitalist country must compete, so they pass prices on to consumer. Consumer pays more while now company is also now being taxed higher than one year earlier. Company still must compete to survive, passes cost on to consumers ad infinitumGuys, I voted for Obama twice. I voted for Bernie twice. But even I’m more conservative after these two years and I can see through this shit.Is the Biden admin REALLY banking on their 100,000 radical shitlib blue checkmarks to drive this point home? What do the replies to the tweet look like?
>>48818658No I stupidly sold my HEU.TO for a 15% profit on Friday.Maybe it'll dip again.
>>48818701Their only other alternative is to double down on election theft in 2024, but even I don't think they will be that stupid
OH NO NO NO STOCK/BONDS BROShttps://www.newsbreak.com/news/2603528071798/warren-buffett-now-owns-bitcoin-here-s-how-the-oracle-of-omaha-got-exposure
bros are they finally got shut us down this time
>>48818834*gonna, i'm not an ESL i swear
>>48818625Well this administration has extremely bizarre or outright hostile policies against certain businesses and industries. It’s not clear to me why the coming week will be green.
>>48818701since when does /bizz/ have ids
why are there so many /smg/gers who want to cheat on their wives? can't you just be happy you have one woman
>>48805249Based Jewish calendar knower.
>>48818775I found the tweet. He’s getting ratio’d. Fuck this nigga https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1525234935346483210?s=20&t=vKwHlTHseZtHyp4CV378NA
>>48819053Would bang Jill
>>48818425Taxing to actually pay for your spending IS a good thing, but pretending it controls inflation is retarded because you can get plenty of goods price increases without changing money supply at all. Just tax the rich and fund UBI with it, CPI will fucking rocket while the market collapses.It's yet another case where I suspect any MMT shills like Kelton and Mosler actually know better, but it's all just socialist apologetics meant to disarm the inflation critiques long enough to get 60 votes in the senate to pass UBI. By the time you find out it's highly inflationary and the taxes don't fix jack shit it'll be "oops oh well, good luck repealing it tho, lol".
>>48814797I had a massive panic attack trying weed in 2011. Wish I could enjoy it.
This is going to sound like a shill post, but to get a master list of symbols I used https://eoddata.com/ ... Has anyone else used it before?It doesn't have that web 3.0 cancer, it looks shitty and technical and boring, and seems reasonable for what it does, eg I don't have to scrape Investing.com or whatever
>>48819033All I know is that the current shemitah cycle ends in late September, when their current year ends.I assume the "random" crashes throughout history should more or less coincide with calendars, astrology, and other heavenly events?
>>48814593>>48817166>>48818050Strange combo of /a/, horse pussy, nike product placement, /fit/, and your own shills, but I don't dislike it.>>48815452It's not bad. Problem with dividend plays is that people don't want to pay premium for calls/puts.
>>48819053Because this is the 5th or 7th time he has tried to blame something other than himself or the fed for inflation. People are tired of it
>>48815261Pretty cringe. 4chan mostly has shifted away from not being racist and anti-gay because it don't trigger anyone here. Meanwhile 4C has also shifted away from atheist (early 4c) to pro-religion because retards realize it triggers people and gets (YOU)s.
>>48815261>I WAS TOTALLY NOT RACIST UNTIL I WENT TO 4CHANYep, another FBI sting
Is this rickards worth listening to?
You're gonna tell your grandkids about this one
>>48819512>Implying I will breed
>>488194724chan has actually made me less racist
fuck man, after hearing about that retard who went on a mass shooting spree who posted on /biz/, I think tonight is my final night of posting on here. genuinely nothing but fucking losers, christ man.
>m-monday will be g-green
>>48819512Man, imagine investing around the early 1980s. All upside, no downside. No wonder people want that time back.
>>48819512If I have them, I call them mega faggots for buying bear indexs instead of bull indexs while at the same time buying bear indexs.
>>48819490>Master's in International Economics>J.D. from PennProbably at least worth hearing out whether he's right or not.
>>48815261My tax dollars hard at work!
>>48819512Can this be adjusted for inflation?
>omg guys the new moral panic is here!fuck off
>>48819572I bet in 1985 at some irl /smg/ club there were some bobos that were being terribly cocky thinking they were gonna cum, only to be disappointed, just like the current state of bobos.
>>48818124>>48818100That's the wrong way to view stocks. Stocks go through periods of being right and wrong for buying. For example, WMT was the wrong stock to own until 2000 and it took almost 14 year for it to regain its former glory. WMT has a P/E of 30 with a 1.5% dividend.EGLE has a P/E of 4 with a 12.54% dividend.
>>48819558It will, what fud isn't already known????
>>48816174Taiwan semiconductor? What would be their fair(?) value? Sorry just a newbie...
>>48818332I don't disagree with this but lets be real hereyou and I both know never in a billion years are the dems going to actually hold anyone accountable. fucking over the middle class some more is much higher on there priority list
>>48819990AOSL even cheaper than TSM....just sayin
>>48819943The complex hexagon one
>>48819843That is literally the entire reason that /pol/ exists.
>>48820354go whine about it on /pol/ then, retard
>>48820412>he doesn't understand that politics play out in the stock market and vice versa
>>48819990>Taiwan semiconductor? What would be their fair(?) value?Zero (with this one weird trick...)
>>48819551Faggot spotted. Take im out. Use the nightvision. No wait, unflip the flap off the cover first. Bro we can’t see shit. Ah there he is.Yes, continue.
>only Saturday>bullniggers overdosing on copium alreadyMonday will be a shade of crimson you can't even fathom
What's with Indians and Costco? I live in the Midwest and every time I go to Costco like half of shoppers are Indian. Bullish for COST?
>>48819942I'll have to consider it. My problem with high dividend stocks is that they aren't sustainable ... though if you're doing a pure play on dividends, then no harm in rotating around each time.Also if you're long EGLE, are you buying puts for dividend arbitrage?
What financial instruments and positions could I profit from knowing Putin will abdicate in the next month?
>>48820766Costco has been 2022’s Baller Out of Control in the Instacart app lately. All kinds of orders coming up for Costco all the time recently. Might be an indicator of recession. Might also be an indicator that pajeets know how to make and conserve money
>>48820688i can tell who this is now, the no links baker
Commodity bros are gunna stay winning.How long do you guys think it will take before the Fins get their nuclear reactors going again now that Russia turned off the gas?And the coal. Everyone needs coal. Commodity super cycle not even getting started.
>>48820803>kick out Putin>immediately back down and pull back but claim some moral victory like "it was about liberating Dunbas the whole time">get on the West's good graces so the money starts flowing back to the oligarchsAny russian stock if you can possibly find it. Short oil. Short /pol/. Putin has been a quasi religious like figure there for years now.
>>48820835Apparently the energy sector did very well during the 1970s/recessionMakes sense. Uranium might have a bull run. I have a good stack of UUUU, might ape into more on Monday if the market is soft. Need more oil exposure.My dad and I took profits on natgas already.
>>48820865Those are obvious candidates I'm looking at, I think the largest alpha will come from some kind of FOREX trade though
>>48820888You need to go back
>>48820926>cant even into commoditiesngmi
>>48820936>>48821031Take your nigger tranny lover with you
Is it possible that we dont crash? just kinda crabing in a slightly downward direction for a long time?
>>48821149does it really matter if the plane nosedives after takeoff or blows up on landing? crash is a crash no?
>>48821149I’ll be buying at DOW 295/30K. Thank you.
Does optimizing production lines in Anno 1800 make me a better trader IRL?
>>48821129Its not a matter of if but when the Fins start talking about nuclear. You will learn.
>>48821203It matters when we need to know who was responsible >WHO??!!
does anyone know what movie is tonight for /smg/ movie nite?
>>48821290probably another gay german erotica
>>48821413>all this fits in 1 webmDoes anyone even remember the before time where .gif (pronounced JEEF) was the only option?
>>48821413Kino movie unironically altho i prefer shaolin soccer myself
>>48821149I mean now is the time to slowly build up positions since if it goes back up you can ride it up and if it drops more you can DCA pretty easily and ride it to the bottom. If anything a slow motion crash is the best possible outcome. Stop being a get rich quick degenerate and buy VOO and VTI. If you could make it on x3 leveraged ETFs, Options, and meme holds you would have made it already.
>>48821457Thats my new plan but i lost most of my money to retardation
>>48821506That sucks but unless you are in your 50's-60's you'll be fine.
Is buying ARKK calls a good idea right now?
>>48817486Cope. Seethe, even.
>>48821615>calls on a bear market
>>48821615It never was. >>48817486>analyst still coping and insisting we are 1 good bounce away from restarting the bull run. With a recession that is not priced in, more rate hikes that are not priced in, and worse supply chain disruptionsEvery time someone declares the Bear Market over we will leg down and enter "new normal".
>>48819490Rickards is good intro level goldbug-ism but he's not right about everything. He was one of the first people popularizing currency wars as an economic paradigm though.On that note, skip his latest stuff and read currency wars. Basically he detailed to the fed gov years ago that Russia and China would seek to end the dollar system and defend their currencies with gold and that the US wouldn't be able to do jack-squat about it, and that proportionally it'd be to their benefit and our detriment.
>>48821615Yes. Absolutely. What Could Go Wrong.
>>48821615very short term maybe, but no.
Lol. Is he trying to destroy twitter or is he getting a better price?
>>48821875>for the low price of 8/mo you could know too!
>>48821898>Is he trying to destroy twitter or is he getting a better price?The mission was to sell even more TSLA shares. And that has been accomplished. Anything else was another side hustle. I think the hope was that he'd get a pump on TWTR to dump on baggies like the DOGE pumps of 2021.That didn't work out so now he is going to do everything possible to back out of the deal. He WILL do this again with UBER. BELIEVE IT
>>48821898I think he would rather see twitter destroyed than be in its current state.
>>48821875damn too bad you didnt read the article in february
Peter Lynch would be creaming himself right now in this market. Too bad none of us are fundamental investors
>>48821949what the fuck does twitter have to do with selling tsla shares i keep seeing this
>>48821952If he doesn’t buy Twitter, I assume it’s going to sub $8
>>48821979Maybe he had to sell shares to cough up the cash. It was like 40B he needed to prove he was serious. Not sure what financial bullshit he did to secure that cash.
>>48821964Mirin that hairline
>>48821964There's not enough big brain energy here to spend the effort talking about fundamentals on specific stocks. I can talk about how cheap some of these stocks are and then the typical response is "yeah but it's gonna go down another 50%". Lynch looked at fundamentals but he focused on growth stocks over value. A ton of these growth stocks are down massively, and nobody here is buying. People here don't have the patience to hold for years through big drawdowns, usually someone will take a positions, see a 10% loss and immediately sell and come here to complain because they couldn't handle the volatility of a small cap growth stock. And no AQB does not count.
>>48821438there was macromedia flash too
>>48822094Did you tell them you are a drug user? Or are you just going to wait 2 months for them to fire you?
>>48822094Are there books to get to this kind of level? TO be full blown degenerate and lose money at everything but have boomers throw more at you to be a codemonkey?>>48821979The initial offering was more than he had from selling TSLA last year. You have to pony up the cash for an acquisition like this. When the TWTR pump evaporated, that is when Musk started hunting for "outside" investors.
>>48821149yes i think so. theres a whole lot of money on the side lines. retail has been buying dips. everyone knows about recession fears. companies are doing buybacks. 3% ten year is higher than where we were recently, but relative to history its still quite low. europe is in recession. international and emerging markets are even worse. emerging markets need cheap USD to build and produce. covid is over(china lockdowns will end eventually). sp500 valuations are around 18, and forward pe is 17, these are not overly expensive anymore, in additon earnings have been decent, and 70% of sp500 components beat. the job market is hot, and can handle tightening. i think fear over a 80% crash are overblown, although i do think the fed unwinding its balance sheet in june will cause more fud and drawdowns.
>>48822122Ya he had some huge balls
>>48822122>And no AQB does not count.AQBbros, we must drown the FUDster in Lynch quotesThe key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them.Behind every stock is a company.Investing in stocks is an art, not a science, and people who've been trained to rigidly quantify everything have a big disadvantage.
>>48822223What was that weird oil stock everyone was meming last year with the fat guy with a mustache
>>48822122I'm still sticking with WMT via payroll deductions. It's safe, I get a discount, and I can throw extra money at degenerate things as the market shits itself
>>48822122I'm not buying gayhorse again
>>48822307meant to post >>48822296>>48822296>>48822296
>>48821754Sauce? I want to watch the fight. She looks like she didn't train hard and lost the decision.
>>48822326See that's your problem. You think about the absolute worst penny stocks instead of legitimate growing companies.
>>48822315I was just messing with you man. I wish you luck at your new job. Please remember to save a nest egg with that high salary ok? Everyone thinks money doesn’t matter until you are broke
>>48822315>I’ll post them when my coding contest endsNice. Is your level of degeneracy an outlier or the norm?>>48822260Cielo Waste Solutions. That was also around the time of the original Bayhorse Silver schizoposter. Canadian pennystocks are actually always worse than the most pajeet of shitcoin PnDs. It is always a vague promise of "our SUPER SECRET TECH will make our shit assets not shit" and then they just slow roll their shitty news announcements for years.Basically anyone who has touched CWSFF after Feb 2021 is deep underwater now.
>>48822393It did moon in JUly tho so technically not a bad shill
>>48822260Cielo waste solutions>CWSFF
>>48819512That Y axis makes this graph worthless for whatever you're trying to prove