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Invasion of the newfags edition
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>>48804542
It goes down
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There's still time to buy silver.
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>>48804625
Yes sirs, Bayshore good investment. Buy pls sirs
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Kek baggies
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>>48804625
>There's still time to buy silver.
What am I gonna do with it? Hope I run into an aristocrat after SHTF so I can sell him the silver he desperately needs to make a new serving tray?
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>>48804655
Fucking cringe lmao
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I'm having quite a shit day, so I just wanna take time to unironically say that I hope we all make it
peace you wonderful niggers
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>>48804655
There's going to be an entire new wave of baggie cultists because of uranium, and I could not be more excited
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Made money on my puts from this week and cashed out. Decided to celebrate last night and ended up getting too wastted and woke up in this shithole hotel Jesus fuck
Broken drawers pic rel. this place is some ratchet redneck hell hole and it’s all cuz I felt super cocky from my gains

I think I tried to get laid cuz I remember hearing crying female sounds when I passed out I probably made some woman upset from being too drunk when I took her to this shithole hotel
No I’m not abusive or crazy I just literally probably made her think I was annoyed with her and she left me

Cuz I woke up alone in a hotel smelling like bitch perfume lol. I’m 3 hours from my house ….
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I'm accumulating VWCE (Vanguary World ETF). Should I buy le dip or should I wait.

Seems there's currently the divide between retail buying and institutions waiting.
Is this true? If so, who's right (and why)?
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>>48804752
Is this pasta?
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>>48804780
Why the fuck would anyone make a retarded pasta about this . I was feeling like hot shit cuz of some baby gains and unrealized gains and now I’m blue balled in some literal Harley Davidson biker gang meth deal site
Frankly it’s the seltzers that are too easy to drink, the white claw things
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>>48804655
of course a baggie would buy an overpriced SUV
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>>48804869
kek imagine actually drinking white claw as a male
ishiggydiggy bud
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>>48804869
and are you talking about gains from the Friday “pump”? lel
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>>48804769
>Vanguary
pajeet detected
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Every time I've been tempted to buy in I remember the Jewish calendar. It has saved my portfolio a lot of damage. Start averaging in August-October
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>>48804869
Have you tried the white claw surf edition?
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>>48805086
No my bhanchod bastard. I’m talking about gains from my shitputs on NRDS, CVNA. SAVA squeezed on me ofc and those shitputs need it to hit $15 but I’m talking about shorting

Fuck the retarded 200 bps rally on SPY we had yesterday
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URANIUM
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>>48804689
Yes.
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>>48805261
The 8% ones? Yeah they are all disgusting and make me want to fucking shove needle in my urethra. The blood Orange isn’t bad but 8% seltzers are disgusting
>>48805047
Everyone drinks white claws except for weird fedora tipping meatloaf fatasses who get all self conscious about it
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so why did a bunch of garbage pump bigly after missing earnings?
is this market makers trying to shake out retail or create better short entries or what?
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>>48805291
you've been trading puts on SAVA for so long now
did it do better than you would've gotten from just shorting it?
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>>48805348
Shorts covering, rotation of money, algos being retarded. There's a few theories. I'm still pissed about my tea puts
>>48805303
30 more years kek
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>>48804689
I haven't started stacking PMs, will probably start late summer.
The idea is that if you can make it through massive economic turmoil, you're PMs will hold their value when everything somewhat recovers, while old debt based systems of currency will be completely worthless pieces of paper.
This is why people suggest having 5-10% of your networth in PMs, particularly now that our economic system is so fragile.
They also will start mooning as inflation continues to rise. Right now everyone is fleeing to the dollar because of rate increases, while banks continue to dilute the PM price with paper derivatives.
The only reason you can even afford to buy Silver for these low prices is because of those derivatives, so thank the Jews for their contribution.

Just don't go overboard. 5-10% of your net worth, max.
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>>48805348
Max Pain on the S&P, shorts covering, etc.
There were waaaay too many puts expiring Friday under 400.
Max pain was 401.5, I believe we finished 401.7
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>>48805412
Yes, my puts are doing worse than if I shorted them. Selling call spreads is a far better use of capital for shorting SAVA.

I’ve sold call spreads on SAVA before and made a pretty penny, and I wish I could locate shares to borrow for shorting SAVA.

But now all I have left are my 2023 expiry shitputs that’s have gained in value considerably since last month , but still aren’t really making me nearly as much money as they would if they were 50 delta or higher

I need cassava’s phase 3 trials to get a clinical hold by EoY
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>>48805291
>Fuck the retarded 200 bps rally on SPY we had yesterday
I literally held cash waiting for that fake and gay rally, bought puts on the cheap. Monday will be blood red and they will print
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>>48805500
yeah but why does snp max pain mean that dogshit with negative P/E before! missing earnings has to pump 35%
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>>48804752
Yeah I had the back alley girl come over last night I decided not to drink to see if that would make the experience more organic, so we just smoked weed all night. Not having beer goggles on made me realize that there was literally no chemistry whatsoever between us and that I wasn't attracted to her in the slightest. When she first got there she was very flirty and kept trying to move closer to me, but by the end of the night she could tell nothing was going to happen. I'm actually a little proud of myself. We watched a movie and then I just said that I was going to bed, which admittedly I was goddamn exhausted anyway and couldn't be bother to do anything sexual.
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>>48805348
Garbage intermittently pumping parabolically every couple weeks is hallmark of bear market.
It’s basically a confluence of short cover rallies and delta hedging from options dealers (Le evil market makers)
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>>48805539
Because Market Makers don't want to pay shorts and can afford to manipulate the price enough to fuck them over one day.
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>>48805569
you would be happier as the cute girl in another boys arms
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>>48805588
>>48805582
so basically you're saying I should buy puts on the fake and gay pumps
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>>48805599
I would be happier with a skinny black Twink named scoopsies, hungrily backing his bussy into my BJC right now
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>>48805611
I'm not saying anything.
I'm holding cash to start averaging in at the bottom. Some people take the risk and make large amounts of money on the way down, and some of those people make it big while others get fucked over by market makers and random rallies.
Depends on your risk tolerance.
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>got hired as a contractor
>found out I make like 20% more then the actual employees training me
God bless the labor market shortage
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>>48805539
BecUse that anons explanation is schizo.

Max pain = option expiry is close = tons of puts expire worthless = option dealers take off their short -share hedges on SPX/SPY, Q’s , etc.

The reason why ShitCos squeeze on these days is because whenever SPY/RUT/ etc goes up, all the PASSIVE INDEXERS who are basically your vanguards , black rocks, stare street, etc, all have to minimize their TRACKING ERROR and suddenly have to buy a ton of stock of companies included in RUT, SPY, DOW, etc.
A lot of these highly shorted companies squeeze because sometimes with passive buying pressure, there’s a confluence of shorts who cover a bit to avoid the passive indexer upward pressure


CVNA’s price action this week is emblematic of what I’m talking about
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>>48805658
>I would be happier with a skinny black Twink named scoopsies, hungrily backing his bussy into my BJC right now
Nah you would be happy with a big muscular tyrone pumping your already feminine fat booty

yumeko?
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>>48805611
Yes, if you missed out that's fine. Just don't buy the top of exit rallies like all the zoomies did yesterday
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>>48805337
Never have I ever had a bitch drink or a wine cooler
I drink whiskey and have too many kids and responsibilities to keep up with
Y’know… a real man. Or maybe you don’t.
Faggot.
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>>48805692
I don't know why you say that. I have one of the highest measurable test levels in this entire general. The math simply doesn't add up.
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>>48805611
Yeah , but don’t blindly buy puts on anything. Hint: buy CVNA or MSTR or SAVA or NRDS puts


All the SOXL retards holding over Friday are going to get chopped
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>>48805684
>because my explanation is schizo
Where do you think you are?
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>>48805449
UHG :-() !!!!!!!!!
waging for 30 more years !!!!!!!
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>>48805711
I actually bought puts on RBLX at the top of the wednesday rally after they missed earnings. So the puts are negative, but if it retraces to retest the bottom at 22 in the next month they'll +100% from delta. What I'm getting from this is that making these plays works better on friday since thats when the market maker squeeze is going to be the highest.
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>>48805670
I don't know how it is for low-paying jobs but in software dev, contractors are paid far more than regular employees with similar qualifications. Depends on the details but its like 50-100% more, partially because they have their own expenses but also because less job security = have to earn enough to make up for any time between contracts and for any time spent soliciting contracts
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>>48805739
The genetic traits of autism are highly linked to extreme testosterone traits
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>>48805817
I do trade operations for private markets
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>>48805817
plus contractors do not get paid time off, or stock options / bonuses.
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>>48805882
nice, keep in mind that you might be able to get even more then
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>>48805884
Yeah no PTO sucks, but I’ll take the six figs over the PTO
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>>48805831
Well I can tell you for sure I have autism in spades. We ended up watching the movie legend last night. I can't believe how many people haven't seen that gem. It's the first movie that exposed me to accurate depiction of a Jew.
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i bought BLK at 740...
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ARKK going up 12% in a day is an ultra bullish signal right? Seems when something goes up that much it indicates a trend reversal.
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>>48806038
Post your calls. You wont
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>>48805944
I get paid $155k base, 15% annual bonus, and have unlimited PTO, also a 5% 401k match and no deductible insurance. I'd take a side contract for some extra money but having a cush main 9-5 is kino.
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NAIL bros..
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>>48805744
NRDS probably isn’t going to zero. SAVA could be saved by a corrupt FDA. CVNA could go to zero if they aren’t bribing enough of the regulators. MSTR has a cult following but apparently Saylor is some kind of a scam artist, and has nearly bankrupted the company before.

>>48805942
I dislike this character but haven’t finished the anime
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>>48806038
See >>48805684
ShitCos squeezing is just short covering (from both delta neutral options dealers and short sellers)
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>>48805977
I bought BX at 97
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>>48806038
The greenest days come during the worst bear market fren
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>>48806070
NRDS will get close to zero, there’s no saving SAVA (look at Remi barbiers history with the fda), CVNA has to start raising equity to facilitate all their gargantuan debt, and MSTR is fucked because of convertible bonds used to buy ShitCoin on leverage
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>>48806065
My gut tells me bath and body works probably won't have good earnings, I need to do some research
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How many of you are index fags?
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>>48806065
Can't wait for the next retard rally on Tuesday.
"Walmart sales are up! People are spending more there than ever before!"

When in reality it means:
>People aren't eating out as much and are shopping at the cheapest fucken place they can find for food
I'm sick of stocks like Walmart having P/E ratios of fucken 30+ and being called "Value"
This market is such horse shit.
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>>48806180
I was 100% on SPY till this week’s shitstorm, now all cash
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>>48806180
me, globally diversified ofcourse
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>>48806462
what program is this?
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>>48806496
vanguard uk
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XCUR earnings on the 24th. I'm glad that I've accumulated.
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>>48806553
and you just buy VT?
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>>48806568
no i overweighted uk and emerging markets but I'm looking to change from this esg emerging all cap to just the emerging fund cause it's cheaper and hopefully it doesn't take as long to process orders
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>>48806060
That’s definitely long term career goals
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>>48806180
my portfolio is pretty much VTI with 1.2 leverage
i think everyone with 6+ figures here is on the index and actively trading with play money only, aside from the craziest lumchads, those who haven't roped yet anyway
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>>48806709
My portfolio is 63% SOXL and the rest are various call options LEAPS. Im hoping for another read week so I can buy some more cheapies. I will get to 100 shares so I can start selling covered calls.
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Unity Software Inc. (U)
$39.10
+$4.01
+11.43%
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>>48806709
>i think everyone with 6+ figures here is on the index and actively trading with play money only
That’s just called a retirement account bruh that is not trading
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>>48806251
Sounds like the bottom then!
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r8 my chart?
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I briefly mentioned it the other day but my father got some inside information from one of his friends about a stock called SIDU. I'm gonna buy some on Monday but he said I really should buy some ASAP. My father doesn't usually say that to me about stocks.
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How was Friday not a reversal?
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>>48807009
>buying le market rumor
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>>48807032
Wait and see friend :)
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>>48807009
Make sure to come back and blog about it when you receive a letter from the SEC
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Ryanair Holdings plc (RYAAY)
$83.00
+$2.75
+3.43%
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oh no n o no no no
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>>48807069
>>48807097
Kek, sometimes I forget that some of you don't know that I'm Jewish. The SEC won't be contacting me because that would be anti-Semitic. Stupid goy.
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>>48807153
>coin negros
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>>48807173
>avatarfagging
>buy my market rumor
>credentials: unverified foreskin status
I’m gonna pass, thx though good try
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>>48807173
>I'm Jewish
post your kippah
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I want to fight the Fed. What martial arts does J Powell know?

He's only 5'10" and 69 years old so it should be a heeming regardless.
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>>48806709
6fig anon here. I HATE the index. Lots of useless garbage in there and holdings are too schizo, making positioning too hard. The majority of my losses were gotten by buying the index with a ton of money at the start of the year. Better to just buy the good ones out of there and let the crap fester, especiall useless Becky shit like the Daq 100.
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>>48805460
I do this but with Rolexes.
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The troon is loon

https://www.twitch.tv/clfbro
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>>48807089
Wait and see what? A green week? Everything is massively oversold
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>>48807224
Oh you mean this one?
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>>48807292
My 6fig acct is an actively managed fund. I feel good about it now. I recommend it to other anons. They were holding shit like NFLX at one point but clearly they’re pivoting
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>>48807357
wish somebody would pay me to play with their money
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>>48805611
Money printer on - more sophisticated term “Risk on” - BTFD Buy the fucking dips
Money printer off - “Risk off” - STFR Sell the fucking Rips
It’s literally that easy anon.
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>>48807341
based. I use a kippah too even though I'm not Jewish. Gives me sympathy points
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>>48805611
You can't immediately unless your fine paying a 20-40% IV premium. I'll wait until a crab day or 2 to get my RBLX and RIVN puts. Thinking DOCU as well.
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>>48807315
Yeah yeah, I’m sure this rally will succeed like the others :)
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>>48807434
That at least qualifies you as a shabbos goy in my book, but don't try and use the Holocaust to your advantage. My ancestors went through absolute hell.
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>Mr. Spy threatens a technical bear market
>Bear market rally immediately begins
will it actually last longer than a day?
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Do one of you anons have a live stream about giving financial advance on the stock market?
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>>48807292
An interesting approach I read about is, you buy the index, then short the dumb shit. Indexing rose because it's hard to pick out the winners, but perhaps it is still easy to find the losers and ride the wave otherwise
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>>48807032
Post the calls you bought at the top. I want to cum
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>>48807509
yeah, Asmongold
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you can go in public right now wearing a yamakah even though you aren't jewish, and pretend you're jewish if you want. it's not illegal or anything.
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>>48807341
is that a woman?
are these boob reduction scars?
>>48807474
it never fucking happened
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>>48807533
>yamakah
the skull disc?
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I don’t think ARKK has bottomed but goddamn did I miss such a glorious short.

>>48807533
This is literally what the mutt janitor is doing.
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>>48807509
yeah, I'm meet kevin
suuuuup?
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>>48804769
Just value averaging.
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>>48807341
>>48807557
Is that rocker? My, what I wouldn’t give to suck those delicious tiddies
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>>48807635
Very innovative! But please don't short my etf anon, I swear I'll make AQB 40% of the holdings
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Lads I was looking at some of old portfolios from 2020-mid 2021 and I used to get sad that I didn't sell things like NIO, PLTR, ARKK, and TAN at the top, getting like 50-250% profit. I had to settle for a mere 10-25% profit. If I had kept holding I would have been down 30-60% on all of them.

really makes you think
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>>48807557
>>48807635
Wow enjoy the 3 day ban and contact with the ADL for anti-Semitism
>>48807604
It's called a yarmulke you filthy dumkopf
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No matter what happens, we'll always be able to spend our entire weekend goofin off and having some good times together here at the the /smg/ haha. We like to have fun here lol.
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>>48807822
Fortunately now you can buy ARKK on huge discount and enjoy 200% over the next year. Anybody not buying ARKK here at the bottom is missing out on the easiest return out there
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NO YOU BASTARD SIR DO NOT REDEEM SIR I WILL HAVE THE CHILD SIR DO NOT REDEEM YOU BASTARD SIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOOOOOOOOOTTT
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>>48807917
Well said XD
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>>48807926
Post your ARKK positions nigger. We all know you're just being retarded for (you)s
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why did the market gap up and rally yesterday, exit pump?
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>>48807917
Everyone is gone except for the unfunny janitor
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>>48807842
its dummkopf you filthy jude
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>>48807990
>$650,000
What the fuck ahahaha
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Why does Capitol One suck so much? I wanted to buy it for long term but every time I check it’s gone down more
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Friendly reminder to stock up on WEAT.
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>>48807917
for teh lulz
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>>48808132
I have an autoloan through them and my account is bugged so I have to call them up each time I have to make a payment.
>SIR WE ARE THE BEST PROGRAMMERS SIR, VERY GOOD RATES SIR. SIR! SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR, HIRE US SIR! BASTARD BITCH BASTARD!

Seems to explain a lot.
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>>48808154
Do you really think it still has room to run?
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>>48808232
Real wheat supplies are going down soon enough, so wheat prices may moon
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>>48808232
It will trade north of $20 in September or sooner.
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>>48804542
>don't like shit stocks
>shit stock are ceo'd by poos
>MSFT has poo ceo
>-20K on MSFT
the poos just shat on my wall st
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Am I too late to start shorting Microstrategy and Coinbase?
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>>48808249
>>48808287
How can you guys be sure?
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>>48808388
If you need to ask you didn't need to ask.
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>>48808388
>cathie just bought coinbase
I'd say you're right on time anon
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>>48806180
Just fine, way better than the tech meme stock bros since I overweighted value stocks last year. Still throwing 10-15k a month at the markets, nothing really changed for us since most of our shares were bought pre-2018.

>>48806251
Thank you for the bottom signal, fren.
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>>48808496
How dumb do you have to be to short ARKK at the bottom?
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>>48808410
wait and see newfag
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>>48806462
Based SEAmonkey investor.
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>>48808893
>he thinks there's a bottom on a fund run by a woman
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>>48809266
He just wants attention lmao, he doesn't actually own any ARKK
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>>48804752
Top kek
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>>48805817
Contractors would have to work more. Software devs can get away with less work. It all balances out.
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>>48804723
y-you too
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>>48806038
Penny stocks do the same thing. Big green days are bull traps when the stock is in an overall downward trend.
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>>48809506
I need to know more about that image
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>>48807822
Well done fren.
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>>48809506
Did he have low self confidence or something? Everyone knows small tits are the best
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>>48807341
Lmao why do you tilt your head and smile a teenage girl posting pictures on snapchat. Top kek what a fag rocker.
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>>48809583
His name was literally Charles "Chuck" Chad Yeager. He found out about Charlotte from Strike Witches and found it funny and amusing.
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Hopefully the PLTR pump continues. I bought a bunch of calls when shares were going for $6.
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>>48809583
>unironically being a pedophile in 2022
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>>48809661
wow you could almost afford a week with scoopsies hooker if you cashed all that out big guy
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>>48809690
:(
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>>48809506
Pretty sure she has the biggest
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>>48809583
Albedo > Shalltear by a mile
Cmon anon, time to get some taste
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>>48809686
>not having patrician taste in 2022
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>>48809583
>>48809649
>After the war, Yeager became a test pilot and flew many types of aircraft, including experimental rocket-powered aircraft for the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics (NACA). Through the NACA program, he became the first human to officially break the sound barrier on October 14, 1947, when he flew the experimental Bell X-1 at Mach 1 at an altitude of 45,000 ft (13,700 m), for which he won both the Collier and Mackay trophies in 1948. He then went on to break several other speed and altitude records in the following years. In 1962, he became the first commandant of the USAF Aerospace Research Pilot School, which trained and produced astronauts for NASA and the Air Force.
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>>48809763
I said small tits not flat as a board. Aura>>>shaltear>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>albedo
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>roasties throwing fits all over country for not being able to kill their children anymore
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>>48809690
Have you seen scoopsies portfolio lately? You could spend a week with him for a couple of cheeseburgers.
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>>48809986
actually its
>roasties throwing fits that killing their unborn child isn't literally considered a constitutional right anymore
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>80% TQQQ
>10% gold
>5% BTC
>5% ETH
thoughts on my monthly allocation?

i swing trade SOXL in my R.IRA as well
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>>48807822
either way: you won, fren
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>>48809986
>>48810014
Reminder, bumble did great despite the supposed pussy protest
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>>48809986
>they think Biden will try to interfere
>Biden is Catholic "not a very good one but he still is" and despite what people think he won't support any attempts to protect abortion rights
Pfft hahahaha! The government isn't going to help roasties they need future wage slaves.
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>>48810014
actually its
>roasties throwing fits over the mere possibility that killing their unborn child might not be considered a constitutional right anymore
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>>48810138
>literal 1/10s going on "pussy strike"
that has about as much effect as me refusing to date crazy women
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>>48810138
I blame jam anon for this.
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>>48810151
lol
lmao
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>>48810026
I see no passive income opportunity in your portfolio
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>>48810006
>man I’ll suck yo dick
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*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck anime
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>>48810236
>Fuck commodities
>commodities
Explain
I may or may not be black
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>>48810160
>only reason women got as far as they did was because you could only have sex with your wife so sex protests worked
>spend over 100 years destroying marriage
>trying to use the same tactics despite there being no legally binding social or religious contract in place the demands men have sex with their roastie wife
RUMAO! You roasties get what you deserve maybe you should have gotten married then you would have actual power ya dumb broads.
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>>48810166
All those liquid jam funds went straight to bumble fees, it's quite jarring that he probably singlehandedly saved bumbles earnings this quarter, getting them out of that sticky situation. Eventually the stock price will cum back down, but I'm pretty jelly of his ability to impact the market like that
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>>48810345
>women thinking that they can just "refuse to have sex" despite being weaker than all but the bottom 10% of men
lol
lmao
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if you didn't buy the dip on starbucks, you are legitimately retarded
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>>48810431
You know them dumb broads can be.
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>>48810326
You make a bid on butter futures, drill out a hole in the middle, and stick your penor in to make cumbutter.
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>>48810444
>>48810236
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>>48810444
Why would I want to buy the dip on a company that sells ridiculously overpriced coffee in the middle of hyper-inflation and a economic depression?
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>>48804752
Crossing your legs for the picture makes it look even more gay anon, should have just left it
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>>48804655
smart if not for cutting losses on an overpriced money sink POS with a luxury badge
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>>48810568
addicts
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>>48810568
Despite losing purchasing power roasties WILL buy the overpriced coffee and WILL buy the new iPhone. Or they'll dump their current pocket book and find a new one.
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>>48810568
white women are the most loyal consoomers
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god i can't wait to see china collapse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ8JBTIVUVw
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>>48810673
You know, it's interesting. With a looming recession, dating is an unnecessary and costly expense for men. On the contrary, women will probably date more aggressively to get more free shit, when they can't afford their luxuries anymore. I wonder which side will be dominant, bumble could be a strong play for next quarter
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>>48810568
>a company that sells ridiculously overpriced coffee in the middle of hyper-inflation and a economic depression?
hahahaha are you fucking retarded?
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>>48810138
>women are more than holes
>no no no you can't do that or no holes for you!
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>>48810940
>bumble could be a strong play for next quarter
not when advertising spend decreases as do subscriber numbers
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>>48808023
Quite possible yes, Fridays are like that. Seen a lot of people saying everything is priced in and that was the bottom, but I could definitely see things drop more, thats what my strategy is leaning towards right now.
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>>48810928
>WOO WOO ghost sex
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>>48804742
uranium is pre-squeeze GME for energy but with stronger fundamentals, only retards like the UONE nigger seethe about it which is why its bullish
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Why the fuck are you retards in /smg/ on a Saturday? Literally touch grass
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anyone else crying?
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>>48805337
>>48805736
>Never have I ever had a bitch drink or a wine cooler
Congratulations on not being an alcoholic. Most of us here are at the "What'll you have? What've you got?" level.
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>>48810928
Its never gonna fall. China has incredible amounts of resources and human capital they can exploit, they have several mandates to push china as a superpower. https://youtu.be/OpNmxwtnSZY. Compared to europe that can't survive without russian gas or imports(japan).
The western requires meat, milk, alcohol, tech, veggies, fruits, russian gas and onions to survive. The chink can survive 3 weeks with a handful of rice, bugs and oil.
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>>48811251
Fuck you I'm on quarantine
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>>48811251
Well in my case it's raining outside now.. So yeah.
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>>48811200
Lol. Lmao
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>>48811003
people will run to drugs & fast sex to avoid stinky reality during recession, thats before the social degeneracy sprouts.
grindr public will be the next DWAC
>>48811251
i am occupying your mind and body, am i occupying your mind and body?
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>>48804542
How do I profit off of us burning 40 billion dollars for ukraine?
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>>48811343
God will punish you for going against uranium imoutos, when I rolled trips in feburary god sent Putin to invade stinky ukraine to start an energy crisis to pump our calls, you are a stinky nigger stock shill and will be sent to the cotton plantations in West Siberia (formerly Ukraine) to be with the hohol niggers as a slave, Uweeeee~
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>>48811295
I am an alcoholic but also not poor so I drink what I drink. Again, not bitch drinks
I’m not saying I would never, but why would I ever?
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>>48809776
you're literally just attracted sexually to children, kys
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>>48811414
be Jewish
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>>48809355
Do you pronounce it ESOHEKSELL or SOCKSULL or something else
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>>48811621
I say socksl
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>>48811299

Their food/fuel/water situation is pretty fucked, but China having Russia in their corner makes me much more sure they'll muddle through it. The demographic problems they have are also real bad, but everybody has those. Even those with growing pop are only growing due to room-temp IQ retards who will be a net drain on them. The real contrarian stance is that they'll neither eclipse the US nor collapse but just kind of hang out in 2nd place.

Also yes, LOL yurop totally screwed. That's what happens when you put childless women and faggots in charge.
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>>48811621
I say socksol. Never really though about it before kek
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>>48805736
Seltzers are pretty good anon, you should try them sometime. Don’t be such a hater. Caring what others think of your drink choice is beta fake alpha shit
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>>48811251
I'm waging.
>>48811544
>why would I ever drink (alcoholic beverage)
I don't think you qualify as an alcoholic if you can't answer that question for yourself.
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>>48811414
Absolute fuckery. Fuckers whine "oh we can't do it cause of meh debt" when it comes to actual shit that'd improve things here or other excuses but when it comes to tossing out foreign aid its "hey no problem". If the average cuck learned how much money goes to foreign places on a yearly basis they'd kick all those fuckers out of office.
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>>48811621
Shekels
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time to invest in american, canadian or french wheat producers after india banned their exports?
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>>48811621
"Saw-zel", rhymes with zozzle.
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>>48804742
>>48811200
The problem with uranium is if you look at a lot of the companies, they're absolute trash. Even if uranium does become in high demand, which it does look like it will, finding a good company to invest in is extremely hard. Also right now people piled into these tiny companies that have shitty books and a ton of downside.
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>>48811783
It's never been so clear that we're heading toward a BRIC vs. NATO war/ww3. Truly frightening times.
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>>48811862
BF2142 here we come.
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>>377610822
Is this bullish or bearish for ATVI?
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>>48811862
china and india have clearly been neutral and it would be nice the wipe the br's out
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>>48811862
World War is necessary for population reduction. The elite already have their shelters and food supply to wait out the nuclear winter.
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>>48811843
CCJ had 220 percent eps beat, DNN had 600, UUUU sells vanadium and REE (rare earth elemenets), they're fine, its just a volatile sector because its small and the only people in it are early smart people, and investors with a high risk tolerance. Money will flow in now that the tech bubble corrected.
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>>48811919
bullish, it's "empowering marginalized groups"
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someone kill the luna shills.
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>>48811980
I bought the top and I'm not okay

CCJ wouldn't just wear dirty underwear all the time would it?
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>>48811843

In a bull run shitty miners with terrible AISC pump hardest. But of course they also tank the hardest when the market eventually realizes they have no actual plan to actually dig anything out of the ground and are purely scams to sell shares to dupes.

The uranium space is at least much better than the gold/silver miners. Because it went through such a brutal bear market it cleared out a lot of the chaff.
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>>48811919
>heterosexual
i guess 60yo one eyed trans fairy wasn't realistic.
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>>48811919
Wups. >>>/pol/377610822
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>>48811998
>>48812074
>60 years old
boomers are not a marginalized group
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>>48812028
Don't be angry towards them. Just feel pity.
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>>48811621
soaks el
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>>48812042
Yeah the gold mining companies are mostly scams except for the largest ones. Some guy that gets some mineral rights and rents some heavy equipment. Literally like three person companies kek.
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>>48812028
i mean despite the shills the coin had a solid recovery
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>>48812029
You'll be fine, Granholm has to start buying uranium next month after the Senate bitched at her for being a lazy whore
>>48812042
There's also a supply deficit for uranium and reactors are below minimum requirements for how much fuel they have because they're seething at having to pay more for fuel after a decade of rock bottom prices. Fuel buyers had to leave social media entirely because of the uranium squeeze, I heard an oil buyer for a utility company say that his coworker is a nuclear fuel buyer who's constantly frustrated and walked away furious after someone asked him about the uranium squeeze.
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>>48812205
Stayvun
europe would rather buy russian gas and US would rather sell them LNG than burn urine rock
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>>48812205
Look at all this cope. We already had the anon with connections to the uranium field explain breeder reactors to you. Physical price to $1/lb by eoy.
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>>48812282
>people unironically think nuclear isn't a dying industry killed by fear of accidents and """bro the nuclear waste can killl 10 gorillion babies even 5 billion years later"""
>people unironically think countries will reprocess spent fuel
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how do I profit from coomers?
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Worth buying into a defense ETF now or wait until the market levels out more?

If the US has really cleared out as much of its stockpile on Ukraine as they say, then there's gonna be a lot of demand in the future, right?
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>>48812267
Europe approved nuclear for its green taxonomy and there are reactor restarts and shut down delays in less retarded EU countries. US is 20 percent dependent on nuclear they can't let 1/5th of the power shut off because utilities don't want to pay a fair price after 10 years of 90 percent discounted fuel.
>>48812282
No we didn't and you're the nigger stock shill with the IQ of one.
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>>48812348
I rent warehouse space to camwhores, that's my main source of income. I have 4,000sq.ft. divided into "rooms" (the walls don't go to the ceiling) that are rentable.
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>>48808388
BTC back at 29k I expect it to reach sub 20k in 6 months time and if that doesn't hurt than COIN earnings for Q2 will be even worse than Q1 so expect 20% drop when that comes out in July
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>>48812362
libs have a track record of drawing down stock piles and not refilling them. i would wait until we "need" them or the obligatory neocon to start a buildup again
>t. munitions designer
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>>48812386
Noted. How much did yoy pay for the place?
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>>48804542
Have we reached the bottom for profitable companies? I feel like there's quite a bit of pain left to be had in the overall market, but that's okay because I'd love to see some shit companies and their faggot cultists an hero.
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Does ARKK have any CVNA in it?
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>>48812348
that thread got nuked for a reason, but the answers are
>Write erotica
>draw furry porn
>buy/rent a property and fill it with camwhores
>film your own 3DPD porn

>>48812386
I really want to believe this is true and doable

>>48812370
can't they manipulate the price down like they do with other raw materials?
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>>48812438
How many more years until you design the bullseye from resistance?
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>>48812466
idk
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>>48808388
Yes everything is oversold.
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>>48812452
I own the building, I have a mortgage on it through (1,900/mo, 3% 30y fixed, just refinanced).

>>48812512
It is, especially if you live in a city. I think outside of a city it would be tough. I'm in Miami, my warehouse is in an industrial area 20min from the city.
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>>48812512
Not if they want mining to restart, which they need. Financials are working to pump the price, utilities can't do anything but take the L.
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>>48808193
>BASTARD BITCH BASTARD
fucking kek lost there
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UUUU isn't just some pump and dump. She's a long term hold you take out to a fancy dinner with cloth napkins and then introduce to your mother. If you're not willing to love and hold UUUU for at least 100 years, you don't DESERVE to make it.
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>>48804869
Imagine claiming to be a man after spending the night drinking bitch claws and fucking some tranny in a rundown motel. Absolutely disgusting and disgraceful.
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>>48812282
>the anon with connections to the uranium field
?

>>48812558
I'm busy though and don't want to quit my day job or night job. How do you find the girls and keep them from killing eachother or having their pimps come in and wreck everything? Any stories?
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>>48812558
Why would camwhores rent your space since they could do the exact same thing from their apartments?
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>>48812616
>multigenerational uranium bags
Fucking kek. Imagine leaving a -90% position on margin in your will to your kids
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>>48812661
Most of the girls that rent from me are on MFC, Chaturbate and some South American cam sites (Miami has a big Spanish population). None of them have pimps that I know of. I have rented rooms out for porn to Manwin after Measure B passed in California and they started shooting down here more, and I'll never do that again, Camwhores are much better. The biggest issue I have is drugs, but I've gotten better at renting to good women / being able to spot drug addicts. When I first started I made some mistakes with that. A lot of the girls renting now are fairly normal, a lot of them are also on Twitch and game part of the day.

>>48812704
They have roommates and/or just want some separation from work and home. Some of them have kids even. This keeps it separate. A lot of girls do cam from home, but some don't want to.
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>>48812638
I realized I've hit the age where sex really isn't that important to me anymore. It's both comfy and concerning.
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>>48809795
yeager got drunk as hell and broke a bunch of ribs riding horses the night before he broke the speed of sound
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>>48805776
That premium was fucking expensive.
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>>48812850
Same
Though I've reached the age where really nothing is important to me anymore. I pretty much just stopped caring about anything
>but anon go start a family, then you'll have somethign to care about
Why would I want that? If I have something to care about, that gives them something to take away
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>>48812924
wow way to be an apathetic nihilist, super cool
it’s just like high school all over again, just more geriatric!
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>>48811621
my female broker (male) called it SOXL last time i was begging to reverse my trades
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>>48812282

>breeder reactors

That's absolutely retarded bear case which isn't happening anytime soon in any kind of quantity to suppress the price. Uranium out of the ground will have plenty of demand next 10 years at least. You really need to drop this line and come up with something better.

A slightly better bear case is another accident, but at this point with fossil fuels becoming such a problem for politicians even that might not stop the train. They need cheap electricity and they're realizing they have no other good options. They can always tell the media to downplay it, since the anti-nuke crowd are also the same ones who trust the media blindly.
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>stinky nigger stock
lmao
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Can anyone explain this? Why did the stock go up for 1k for like 5min and then go down again?
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>>48811300
Quarantine for what?
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>>48813160
short covering probably
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>>48813106
Should we buy it on Monday or wait until June?
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>>48812850
It really ain't. The end goal is the same always unless your wanting to knock up some bitch; drain your nut sack. You can achieve the same result with porn and/or hentai without costing you a dime (or worse if you know an "accident" happens while your banging some bitch; then your paying for 18 long years)
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Did you watch? Did you learn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-PBFtSxmeg
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>>48805348
New paradigm :^)
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so,

how are you guys enjoying your time, before WW3 inevitably starts in the next year or two, if not earlier? drugs, porn, and elden ring invasions here btw.
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>>48806038
It's called a dead cat bounce. The biggest up days in stock market history were all on the way down during a crash.
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>>48805539
Dogshit will have the most short/put volume
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>>48813372
Finland's next on the Russian hit list..
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>>48813372
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>>48804625
I hedged 10% of my portfolio with physical.
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>>48811621
Socksull
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>>48806038
Negative. A bounce is up is perfectly natural and occurs for a number of reasons, but overall ARKK trends downward.
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>>48813453
i mean... what else am i supposed to do? unironically, im not even joking. not like im gonna stop the inevitable with my 50k portfolio life savings.
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>>48807474
>but don't try and use the Holocaust to your advantage
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How's twatter gonna look tomorrow?
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>>48813730
tomorrow?
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>>48813730
Crabby until further notice.
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>>48813730
Elon might be flaking out. Time will tell.
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>>48813772
i really hope not. he's one of the few people with the net worth to be able to pull off some real change against the swamp.
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Daily reminder that elon musk succeeding in his agenda means that the petro dollar system will collapse as oil becomes obsolete. Tesla stock is going to zero, the ZOG wills it.
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>>48813966
his agenda of selling carbon credits? lol
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>>48813772
>Elon might be flaking out.
Doubt it: he's probably going to negotiate down the price if he can prove they're overstating their bot counts, though.
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>>48813772
He aint gunna pay no 48 billion for it, thats for sure.
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>>48813966
He is a US state sponsored Capitlist in case you failed to notice.
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>>48804625
spot price will go to $12 and you fags will suck each other off going "hahaha slurping cheapies"
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>>48814181
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Alright give it to me straight /smg/, what are the stonks gonna do on Monday?
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>>48814318
murder of career bureaucrats is some really awkward phrasing
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>>48814379
Bounce.
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>>48814379
crypto frontruns stocks now
stocks gonna do what luna did last week
the circuit breakers are gonna fail
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>>48814379
Line go up
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some /pmg/ retard shot up a supermarket btw, citing m1 money supply going through the roof
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>>48814379
Either we melt up or its over.
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>>48814466
link?
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>>48814593
>>48814593
>>48814593
>>48814593
>>48814593
newt stock tread
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>>48814466
that is rad and all, but I choose to believe a 4chan resident would have enough sense to suicide by cop attacking a target a little more meaningful than a supermarket. Maybe I am being optimistic.
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>>48814379
up 20% or down 50%
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>>48814379
Pump, overpriced tech is down to pre-covid levels so its fairly valued (for now) give or take some worthless companies like netflix who still need to go to 0. Energy and commodities giga pump with sector rotation.
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>>48809661
You should have sold yesterday. It's generally best not to leave money on the table, especially in a bear market.



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