>You find a briefcase with $500k in it in cash. Today.>You think nobody saw you What will you do? Legit question, no memeing, what would you do with it, anon?
Blow it all on luna.
>>48771354launder it through precious metals or cash it at the bank. they know me for this kind of shit already. i need more OSMO
>>48771354buy some vending machines and launder it
>give briefcase to police>Make up story about having amnesia and not remembering the money, but knowing it was yours>Ask police to check serial numbers for counterfeit or reported stolenAssuming nothing comes back, I get to go Scott free with 500k clean cash and don't need to worry about having fbi follow me
>>48771354save it for retirement and continue hating life, I guess. Is that the right answer?
>>48771354I would call the police immediately. This has happened. Unless I was actually starving and legitimately dying, I would like to see it returned.
wosh the dosh and to pay taxes and be able to use it on Luna
>>48771354Gold, sliver, and beans
>>48771354Take it to my house and slowly deposit the cash in my bank over the course of many years so as not to cause suspicion.
>>48771425That's the most naive shit I've ever seen or quite a nuanced troll post.
>>48771354P2P BTC exchange and then move to el salvador or the central african republic
I found 180k in the ceiling of a Church. "Accidentally" left one envelope (5k) and turned the rest in. Turned out to belong to a member of the congregation, when i wasnt given sht i went back for the envelope. If it wasnt a Church id have kept it, but i looked up from the settling dust and saw a statue of Christ and "did the right thing". Turns out he was embezzling part of the overall inheritance from his sick mother to screw his siblings. The "right thing" was take every penny i couldve from their corrupt institution and its followers. It was ten years ago, wonder if its too late to call the IRS or some sht sometimes... whatever.
>>48771354I would probably use it to buy groceries and then pay any bills i could get away with. Sit on it like drug money and slowly cash out through household shit.
>>48771354Give it to the police, of course
>>48771354Not quite the same but I once found a £20 note at a bus stop. I went round everyone at the bus stop asking if it was theirs. They all looked at me as if I was insane.
>>48771354>What will you do?Open a thread about money laundering on /biz/ ofc
>convert to BNB>buy LUNA>wait for ATH
>immediately buy $500k LUNA and take over the project
>>48771354pay some mexicans to turn my land into an efficient farm and stock up on storeable foods, gold, guns and use the rest on groceries while continuing to live my normal life.
>>48771425>t. 14 year old
>>48771667>peepsFuck off, retarded shill.
>>48771684>shitskins turning land into a farm
>>48771841thats all we have in socal
>>48771425this is superb bait
Keep it for petty cash since I'd never be able to justify it being in my checking account and would get fucked by uncle sam.
>>48771354>You think nobody saw youlmao
>>48771354Genuinely would go to police with it. Dont know whose it was - they might be some kid needing the money for a new treatment or something for cancer I dont know. Best case scenario no one claims it I get it back, worst case scenario I did the right thing. Other way round - worst case scenario it belongs to some narcos and I wake up skinned alive. Not worth it.
>>48771354take it home and slowly cash it in at the bank over the course of years while buying as much shit as i can irl with cashim not flashy and i live in a safe area so i could probably keep it under my bed desualthough out of paranoia id end up hiding it all over and just inconveniencing myself
>>48771378fucking kek fpbp
>>48772967cop will take it you stupid moran
National Socialist pamphlets and a cessna tour over Tel Aviv
>>48772967surely nobody is actually this much of a bitchnobody other than someone up to no good keeps $500k in physical cash thats mafia tierwhich makes me think id probably move far far away with it
>>48771354Unironically leave my hometown that very moment, to another part of the country, far away, and just live my life.
>>48771354probably just keep it in the briefcase in my room and use it for my daily expenses for the rest of my life
>>48772942Only right answer
>>48772964That qas a trick quiestion, mongloid. To see who will be smart enough to search the bfriefcase and every bill for bugs.
>>48773293Weve all seen no country for old men...
>>48773398Srsly imagine going back to give water to a dying, shitskin mexican drug dealer who you, rightfully so, left to die in the middle of the desert 12-16 hours earlier?
>>48771354first talk to lawyerthen give to police
>>48771354Buy silver, gold and pay my house off, keep about 100k in cash to buy btc when it hits 8k
>>48771354Take it home and buy some counterfeit detection shit, maybe a bit over the pen. Then if it was clean I'd just spend it over decades on small things, like any reasonable person would do. Only a fucking retard would enter 500k untaxed dollars into any account
>>48771354>Buy gold in cash from various in person dealers until the entire 500k is spent>Bury the gold in my backyard>Years later claim to have found it while digging
>>48773971theyll still take 95% of it
>>48771354I'm a pussy so I'd just give it to the police and wait for them to hand me the 15k I'm legally entitled to as a finder's reward by law.
>>48771504Its never too late to do the right thing.
Slowly trickle it into Monero and PM's P2PFlip a few second-hand carsBuy high-grade jewelery at second-hand storesBuy fuel and groceries for the next decadeMy full time job would become cleaning as much of it as possible
Toss the case, flip through the bills and throw out the trackers. I'll happily enjoy a bunch of free dinners and drinks.
>>48771354>move to different home>use money to pay local landscapers/carpenters/interior design/etc to renovate property and increase property value>rent out old house>use remaining money for routine maintenance/property tax and nest egg for next property>get assassinated by local mafia anyway after they put enough clues together that I stole their briefcase
>>48771354Hand it off to my father to invest it for me and give him a 10% commission since he's been investing and making consistent profits far longer than I have.He would know full well that it'd be a matter which requires complete confidentiality and I've known him long enough to know I could rely on him not to turn it over to authorities.
Periodically exchange cash for Bitcoin with those Bitcoin ATMsDo they accept cash? I actually don't even know.Other than that I'm not sure. Just use it as gas money?Build a tiny house with materials bought in cash??Make Etsy style "art" and sale it on Craigslist to my self and claim some of that as revenue?
>>48771354I'll advice you buy enough B-BANK to get you to its VIP staking tier and then buy BTC with the rest. You then stake BTC for 10% APY and the B-BANK token for 20% APY
Buy a Property and offer cash. Make up some story about it being inheritance money. Pass the cash off to someone else and have it be there problem. Now I live rent free.
>>48771425You need to be 18 to post here.
>>48771354I would find the owner and give it back.
>>48771354hand over a random subset of the bills to the police. If it's clean, keep.
all in gold
I would attempt to ascertaine the owner of said briefcase and if I could not find them I would duly alert the authorities, making myself available for interview concerning the details of my find and for example any suspicious observations I had in the area at the time.
>>48771354Leave it where it was, I don't feel like having my fingernails removed with pliers by some drug smuggler
But collector's items that maintain value. Things in the 2-3k range. Not quite enough to appear unusual. Then just spend the rest of it on day to day shit: restaurants, festivals, gun ranges, gas, etc. Still have a normal person footprint but live lavishly.
>>48771354probably slowly deposit it into my account + start paying cash on all of my expenses from that money.
>>48771354gold bars from shady vendorsif i could get it white washed maybe in a low risk investment, u could live of that money in a 3th world country
>>48771354>buy a house>put the rest in an ETF.live modestly and skim the earnings to live off.
>>48773687One of the themes of that movie is that his morals get him in trouble. He only gets a tail when he goes back to give the dying man water. He gets shot because he doesn't go back to the room with that hussy because he doesnt want to cheat.
First off check the bag / case for any tracking device. If you've seen 'No country for old men', rather not have anyone chasing me. Hide bag safe as possible at home. Watch news for a few days for any bank robbery etc (invisible dye might be all over the notes, the bank note serial numbers might be being searched for by police). If all seems ok, start using it for small transactions in shops. Buy groceries for a month or two. If all seems ok, I'd then think about maybe depositing $1000 into my bank. If that goes ok, then I'd feel comfortable to start depositing more or making larger purchases.
if youre a mafioso or some shit and leave half a mill out in the open for my retarded ass to find you do not deserve that moneyi will take it, buy some bug shack in the middle of a major city, and spend all my time out in public so that assassinating me would be a huge pain in the ass. use the leftovers to stack XMR and sit pretty forever.
Slowly buy crypto face to face.
>>48771354Start a rent a billboard business, make even more money, simple as that.
>>48771504embezzling from sick mothers is trad
>>48771354Hide it and forget about it for a year. If after a year no fbi or russian mafia show up looking for their money then launder it and swing it into the next bullrun.
>>48771504Christcucks are ngmi...
>>48771354Just spend it little by little. That's enough for having a peaceful confortable life, unless you are a greedy tard
>>48771354I would put 5/8th of it into various cryptocurrencies (mainly ethereum and monero). 1/16th into my savings for the bank, which I will not touch. 1/16th for me to spend. Use a fourth to give to friends of mine and to strangers.
>>48771354Keep my normal life and use the money through my life. $500k in cash is easily spent.
>>48771354I lived this shit, one night out at certain place I found wallet, I was with GF,I closed to spot I noticed wallet, stealth picked it up and moved away to shady place...It was full of cash, maybe not $500 but I did not count really, it was a bundle, it also had fuck ton of credit cards, ID card, driving licence, all the shit.She wanted to keep the money, I was a retard mongoloid retard, used ID card to track person, found a way to contact owner... it was a whaman and that made me a even larger retard.Well... she came to spot, took wallet... looked inside and found its contact intact, she was on the phone with somebody, did not even say "Thank you", I was expecting (yeah stupid from me, if I was on other side I would given some reward at least symbolic amount)She gave us nothing, not even thank you, just turned away and rushed back to wherever the fuck she came from.It felt good until I figured out she is a bitch, I only have regret since than, not so much for money but because only good people get fucked most the time and assholes get wallet docu and money back
>>48779811in other countries like japan. i think you tip the finder of said wallet lol.
>>48771425>>48771434My niggas calling the cops on themselves. Astounding.
>>48771354Bring it to the authorities because it's the right thing to do!
>>48779903I would expect even niggers to tip
I'm paranoid and I would expect it to be a trap by feds or a gang.
>>48771425And if it IS counterfeit or stolen you go to federal, pound-you-in-the-ass prison.
Turn it in because if I don’t share my wealth why would god share his with me
>>48771354Get my mom a place to rent away from her shitty husband and then find a place of my own
>>48771504>steal my children. steal everything that isn't nailed down.
>>48771354>check for snipers>burn down the surrounding city blocks just in case>run
Invest it in BTC ofc.
if it was just 500k in cash with no other context, like it just appears out of thin air, I'd probably stash it somewhere and only use it in discrete chunks at cash only businesses. Maybe claim 20k a year saying I write smut fiction on commission or something.if it's 500k but it actually came from somewhere I'm turning that shit in to the police. That's drug dealer money and the effort I'd have to go through to avoid getting beheaded out in the desert isn't worth the risk.
>>48771354Unironically turn it into the policeJust part of being white
>>48771425Stupidest shit I heard this year. Congratlations if you were “pretending” to be retarded.
>>48771354Pay off my house. Family first.
>>48771354Open it up and go through each bill individually to make sure a psychopathic killer won't track me down from a hidden tracking device inside the briefcase
>>48774833>buying a non-fungible coin with fungible cash
>>48774669>father>give him a 10%commision>I've known him long enough to know I could rely on him not to turn it over to authoritiesEven in the rare ocasions you anglos have non fucked up families, you speak about them in business associate terms, fucking lmao.
>>48771354I live alone and have been inside all day. Would call a doctor to see if I have early onset alchsiemers.
>>48771354I would take 250k out of it, wash it with rubbing alcohol, and then report to the police that I found a briefcase with 250k in it - hide in plain sight
Return it to the police. :)
Look for a location tracker inside the bag.
Destroy my phone. Head through the bush in order to stop people following me if its some sort of setup. Go away from where I live. Ditch it somewhere inconspicuous (steep rocky sections that people don't visit). Come back in a few days to pick it up. Launder it through small businesses owned by whites. Buy 100 SSDs, sell slowly on ebay, etc.
>>48781171Sorry bro. Very noble of you.
>>48771425>dont go to police>go on shopping spree all around towns>get real cash back>now rich with lots of stuffyou're a literal banker now
>>48775238Somebody in the government would start asking questions.
This is what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
I'd buy half a million McChickens.
>>48781171She can stay with me for "free"
>>48771354Use it as a club and beat jannies in their faggot heads.
>>48771354Go to every pawn shop in the city and use the cash to buy a couple ounces of gold at each one whilst wearing different disguises.
>>48771354invest in Bitcoin
>>48782271The anon is right, then probably you will be given a cash reward.
>>48781973>Even in the rare ocasions you anglos have non fucked up families, you speak about them in business associate terms, fucking lmao.He's a busy man with a lot of responsibilities, it'd be unfair to ask him to manage my money without compensating him for his time.
Unironically bring it to the cops and try to find the owner. I don't want feds on me for "theft by finding" bullshit, and in the country I live in it's very often that if you find and return money to people, then they'll give you some to thank you for finding it.
to all the fucking retards that would return it, you will never be a real woman, fucking cucks
>>48771354Go the casino, rip a couple hands of high stakes black jack and baccarat. Play some of the highest stakes plo or holdem game they have running. Tip some huge titted, fat assed cocktail waitresses. Get some hookers and blow, get absolutely wasted. Then I'd get up the next day and figure out what I was gonna do with a suitcase that has 500k in it.
I would spend it little by little in my daily life.I would use gloves every time I touch the money just in case, I don't want my fingerprints on it.
>>48782977faggot see you in jail, what if it's drug money and it has a tracker on it? get a real job retard.
>>48771354Dump it all into O
>>48782811For sure you will get rewarded and invest some of the rewards to crypto. You can get CAKE and PINK which is giving a juicy APY for staking.
>>48773047this buy pamphlets laced with anthrax
>>48771354>50k to my mom>30k to spend like a nigger >420k into my crypto portfolio. Some into ONE and ROSE. Maybe some into Bitcoin.
>>48783409kek, I don't even like staking, I'd rather hold my CAKE as TENCAKE so that I can earn without doing anything.
Obviously spend on cash buys, groceries, house reno materials, dirtbikes etc.
>>48771354turn it in to the nearest glowie station, pay my taxes in advance, and god bless america
>>48771354> I will return it500k is not worth going to jail or getting whackd for. Add a zero and I might consider running off with it.
>>48771425I know a guy, state highway worker. He found a bag of silver dollars, big bag....ir pillow case, hundreds and hundreds of ounces. He turned it over to state police and after 4 months they gave it to him because nobody filed report of lost/stolen money.
>>48784108That lucky guy's name? Albert Einstein.
>>48771354it would be petty cash for the next 10 years.
Remember that the accumulation in the base is just a sign of an eventual pumping my frens
>>48784600why don't you make your own thread about it dude, literally no context here
>>48784600oh wow, look, red and green arrows
>>48771354I will go crypto hunting, ALBT will be my priority as I stack bags of it
>>48771354Trickle it into an offshore account then funnel it back into a brokerage account (crypto earnings excuse) then funnel it back into my actual bank, hire a cpa to give IRS its slice so they can fuck off and go about my life.
>>48777386This is the only correct answer.
>>48771354>Did you actually find a bag like that?Buy up DVDX as the synthetic trading will offer you value in> liquidity mining> leverage minting> binary options- 0% slippage- hybrid token
ditch the case asap in fear of trackers, keep money untouched for a few years in a closet safe then make a full country round trip handing out a few thousand to homeless people on the streets so the bills can’t accurately be tracked in circulation (most likely marked bills with that much money) and then slowly buy assets in cash after another year through middle parties. maybe that’s too much effort for just 500k but that would be a solid plan for money in the millions
>>48771354Idk just fucking keep it
>>48771354Will 500k even fill a briefcase. Just fucking spend it its not life changing
>>48785865buying crypto like BTC, DEIP, XMR is also a safe haven and profiting from it should be an added incentive
>>48771354100% link for an easy 5 million within 2 years
>>48771354Cautiously take it. Then go to the casino every weekend with a couple grand each time, convert it to chips, play a bit for the night, then convert it back to clean cash from the casino. This is my only way I can think of getting it turned into clean cash, would this actually work?
The only smart thing is to spend it on stuff that isn't bills. You can afford to buy quality food, good clothes, electronics, furniture, and other stuff that you can easily drop a couple hundred or even $1000. None of this would have the IRS look into it. But no fancy cars or motorcycles since that would raise red flags. Boats too.Once in a while you use your credit card at the supermarket or gas station so that it's not too suspicious you changed your spending habits. Any service that you can pay under the table is a must such as contractors to improve your house. Meanwhile all the money you saved by using that cash for purchases can go toward investments. You can buy gold & silver coins as well as collectibles like baseball cards once in a blue moon in different locales: preferably far from home and no records.Depositing it in banks is risky since it would have to be VERY small amounts here and there. Banks are trained to notice small regular deposits to hide illicit gains. At best, you can deposit 4 or 5 grand each year for maybe a decade which won't attract too much scrutiny.Gambling at casinos and buying cryptocurrency is something you can do once a year or so without the stress of loss. And if you hit it big, even better. Just don't do something stupid like throw 10k in roulette or in a shitcoin. 1k is something more reasonable because it's not the kind of money that would attract questions.Also you have to spend the cash within 5-6 years because new bills would get printed and it'd be suspicious if you had too many old denominations.
>>48785952Cut out the middle man and just hand out fentanyl
>>48771354Leave it because I don't want to get Anton Chigur'd
>>48771354>Immediately transfer the cash into a garbage bag, discard the briefcase discretely>Take the bag home>stuff it into the toilet tank while plan my next move.>Continue spending money as usual, don't want to raise any red flags>you basically can't use the money directly>probably buy a fuck ton of moneros>use the rest of it to pay homeless people in a different city to beat the shit out of each other, shit in the street, and do other wacky things in public.
>>48771354ok ok, what if you leave 5K in a briefcase for some other guy who you can keep tabs of to find, and see what happens to him when he spends it, before you spend your briefcase
>>48786746you know thats not bad.But the mob or whoever left it would probably find it and come after you.In fact, whoever left $500k in cash probably really needs that money. They probably want it back.
>>4877135460% ETFs/mutual funds20% gold/precious metals10% cash10% stock-pickings and crypto
>>48771354throw the open brief case with a few grand on a busy sidewalk and walk away while people fomo each other for a handful.Then I'd buy a sailboat and cruise the seven seas.
actual laundering:>>48771419>>48774395>>48782253>>48786465>>48786833opsec:>>48773877>>48777319>>48777386>>48782368>>48783174>>48785952>>48786472where is it from/is it worth it?>>48772967>>48775948>>48781067>>48781122>>48781587>>48783870>>48786792
>>48771354I will go for Crypto anon, slurping CCC since I can earn passive income through taxed token on every buy
>>48771354There are many things you will do faggot, you can invest in crypto that offer really usecase for long term profit, like MATIC or TXA which provides decentralized settlement to exchanges that aid for fast transactions, don't sleep on this
>>48771354>open>take out 150k>leave rest
>>48771378Good joke man. So original.
>>48771354Replace it with one fake bill with a denomination of 500k. the 500k bill should be placed in a smaller briefcase inside the normal briefcase. Take the 500k real money. fair game.Or leave a page wit a qrcode which lets someone redeem an 500k bill nft. There is 2 500k nft;s. you own one then list it for 500k. problrm solved
>>48783681>kek, I don't even like stakingMumu. Staking is literally free money. Like you don't have to do anything.Imagine me getting 40% on Rfox for doing nothing.
Just hide it as SHTF money until the statute of limitations is up and the money is considered lost. Then start incorporating it into cash purchases
>>48771354stablecoins > nexo > quit job, become freelancer > enjoy 50k a year passive income and charge $750/day consulting rate while being digital nomad
>>48771354Buy bunch of buildings and lend them
>>48790325>just lock up your tokens lol>but look you get 2000% APY!
>>48771354$500k in a briefcase can only be there for illegal purposes. No moral problems in taking it.
>>48771354>Pour my jizz collection jar into the briefcase over the crisp banknotes.>Put it back where I found it.>Wait for the next retard to have a look inside.>Video it for lulz.
>>48771354For me 70% will go for high caps like BTC and ETH while the remaining for low caps like TXA, DKT and ROSE. That's all I will do pajeet
>>48783681I also earn passive income for just holding CCC, the reward is from taxed token on each buy and it's consistent even with this dip
>>48771354take it to the police station
>>48771354If you are looking for good place to invest, I'd recommend Cross chain capital DAO, they provide profitable investment opportunities in all aspects of crypto niche, don't be a retard
>>48786269You can add TXA faggot, looks promising and very cheap, gonna make alot of chads a fortune once the bull run returns
>>48771425In the UK that's how it works desu. Know a guy who had a couple thousand left on his doorstep. Took to police cause he thought was a scam/some dodgy shit. They held it for 60 days, checked it was real money and then gave it back
>>48771504A church isn't the Church, you filthy heathen.I bet you're a protestant satanist or worse, a novus ordoite.
>>48790627Simple rules 1. lock stablecoins, or major tokens like ETH and BTC2. never buy their shit farming token3. It is best to get your yield paid out in a stablecoin or BTC/ETH... it is still acceptable to get paid in their farming token as long as you sell it
>>48792113I'm a brit and this is still retarded, do they put an ad in the local paper? >missing briefcase full of cash? come down to Tenby police station to collect.I'd be there like a shot trying to blag it
>>48771354My friend found 100e on the ground and took it to police. Kek
>>48771354First I'd check there's no tracking device in it. I'd leave the cash for a good few months and not go crazy making myself stand out. Nobody loses that amount of money and doesn't search for it. I'd then slowly integrate it in my life wish cash-only purchases.
>>48771354I would smuggle it to Argentina, like how they smuggle the money in the wolf of wall street.as the US dollar is worth much more in Argentina at the street level since people are looking to save their money and not have it be fucked by 50% yoy inflation. I would then be able to easily live Argentina as a NEET.
>>48784108doesn't some policeman want keep that money for himself?
>>48771504you can be sure that any large amount of cash is illegally obtained. victimless crime. i would take it home, give some of the cash to homeless people and see if that triggers any investigation at first. then wait a few years before using it for coffee and small cash purchases
>>48771354Take about 50k and leave the rest lying there. I get some free money, but it's not like they're gonna waste resources trying to find me when the rest of the 450k is still there.
>>48771354just hold onto it for 6 months.then start dribbing it out very slowly.
>>48771354>Hold onto it for (((safekeeping)))>Make the shittiest attempt to advertise the lost suitcase possible as an alibi that you were trying to find the owner in a way that nobody will see it unless you want them to see it>wait for a few months and if nobody comes for it then begin washing the cash for small unnoticable transactions like food, gas and small amounts of crypto, don't spend on expensive purchases
Burn it in a public area.
>>48771354- 5k on whores, blow and drinks for me and my friends over a weekend. - 60k to stop working and finish my additional degree in two years instead of evening/nighttime grinding as I do now.- 400k on a two bedroom appartment with private parking space.- 30k in VWCE- 5k in BTC/ETH
>>48771354Well can't just deposit it anywhere because the taxman will ask questions. Similarly you aren't gonna be buying a new car or any other large purchase with just cash.You could use it to pay for your daily life and regularly deposit small sums of cash on your account.
Buy an apartment. You can do it with cash in Germany
If it was a wallet, I would try to give it back, but 500k is way too much and I'd just leave it there and make it someone else's problem
I'd spend probably the next month trying to siphon it all through localmonero
>>48771354You were seenYou were actively observedBy a TV crewBy the MafiaBy the policeMaybe all threeYou were seenlol
>>48793903Your local lost property office will make a record of itDepending on the value they may hold it, and if it's a suitcase containing 500K you bet their arse they are going to investigate it, and youIf nobody comes to claim it, after a length of time, it's yoursBut if you video yourself digging a box of Roman coins out of some random field you have to pay tax on itCrazy right?
>>48797657Smart moves dude, a bit to treat yourself and wise investments. Better suggestions than the other retards in this thread.
Slap a lock on the case. Call a friend and tell them to follow me into an alley with a mask on "steal" the case from me. Then report to police 48 hours later while claiming I was scared to file a report because that was a lot of money and I feared I might be murdered or something. Meet friend in undisclosed location a year later when the heat has died down to unlock the case, roll into XMR, and split the winnings between us.
>>48777305>He only gets a tail when he goes backThe brief case has a radio tracking device. I agree with you, but you're not entirely correct.
>>48798111Your friend doesn't show up a year later.Thanks for playing.
I found £5000 in cupboard under the sink when I was working on a house (construction) with my dad and his team. It was some old woman's who I think had passed away a long time ago.
>>48798129She'll show up if she doesn't want me to leak those embarassing photos of her at the Christmas party.
>>48771354I'd take my changes, but wait a year or so before actually touching the money. And wash them first before putting them into the system.
>>48798231She gets you arrested and sues you for $500k in damages. She puts it all into XMR forever pricing you out.Thanks for playing.
>>48786833Smartest post ITT
>>48798267She wouldn't do that she's my friend.
I found $500 in a wallet in a six flags parking lot once, tried to impress a girl by turning it inWhat a fucking idiot I was, never again
>>48771354Buy cro obviously otherwise you would be poor
>>48771354buy a house, put remainder in index fund.
>>48771354i would unironically make a videogame
>>48771425cuckposting on /biz/
>>48771354Head to casino, all on Black till four million or broke.
>>48771354I would take it and not spend anything from it for like a year or 2. I will try to learn how to tell between real and "illegally" made money paper just to be sure it's real money. after 1 year if no one comes looking for me and I KNOW for sure that I'm safu and money isn't "fake" well... don't know wat do kek actually nice thread, I have no clue what the hell I would spend money on if I had made or found it suddenly, I want to travel but I also want to create successful business on top being successful in investing....