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This thread's early but whatever. Last >>45492040
DOO DOO-DOO, DOODOODOJuuust sit right back and you'll read a post,A post from a faggot trip.That stated on this worksafe boardTo slurp this tiny dip.The trip was a mighty gamblin' man,Buy dailies he was told.Five purchases were made that dayFor a three hour hold,A three hour hold...(thunder & lightning)The market started getting rough,the tripfags calls were crushed.Because of doing of the hook nosed Jew,The tripfag would screech JUST,The tripfag would screech JUST.The trip then shilled, "I'm so sure of thisGuaranteed short squeeze"With GME,AMC too,A mutant fish, and BB,SNDL,The Gayhorse mines and Garbage Don,Here on /smg/ Isleeee
I SOLD BITCOIN AT A LOSS DURING THE LASS BIG DIP, THEN REBOUGHT IT IMMEDIATELY SINCE CRYPTO DOESN'T HAVE A WASH SALE RULETHAT SHOULD SHOW UP AS A 1000 DOLLAR CAPITAL GAINS LOSS FOR TAXES, RIGHT?
So I went to 6 different stores today in Georgia looking for strawberries to make strawberry champagne jam and couldn't find a single strawberry.How do I profit off of this? Because I'm clearly not profiting of off strawberry champagne jam.
>>45495661Long strawberry futures.
Aw yeah, it's time for weekend /smg/!
Hopefully UUUU continues to bleed off into eternity
>>45495661>couldn't find a single strawberry.>How do I profit off of this?Do you idiots forget that farming exists
Post predictions for next week, especially Tuesday. Dump, pump or crab?
>>45495661>>45495684That's one thing I don't understand how to price, shortages>No supply, this means companies that rely on it are going to lose money because they can't keep up with demand>No supply, this means companies that rely on it are going to do really well because anything they make is going to be above normal price
>>45495712holy shit OSRS got it right How can I go long on Jagex?
>>45495751I'm thinking it will open higher and then dump until at least Wednesday.
>>45495775No more red days fren
>what things are actually predictable in the market?
>>45495790SPY hasn't retested 450 so there's still more dumping to do.
>>45495790honestly i don't even understand what bobos bet on. money wont be worth anything is society actually collapses like they seemingly hope, and in the more likely scenario that line keeps going up in the long term you just lose money. i don't get it.
>>45495819450 seems like the bottom/support from 1M/november. Is that a reasonable timeframe to look at? Why not say, 6m or 1y?
>>45495721predictions for next week in OILtuesday - PUMPwednesday - PUMPthursday - PUMPfriday - PUMP
>>45495819Everything dip gets scooped up while the infinite money glitch is on.
>>45495819>SPY hasn't retested 450 so there's still more dumping to do.Dec 1, it bounced off 450SPY bouncing off the 50 EMA as expected. Well, I say bouncing off...it dipped below it before going back up.
>Oil blood greenNOW THEIR MAKIN EM LIKE THEY USED TO REMINDS ME OF THE OIL CRISIS IN '72 HAD TO PUSH MY MOPAR TO THE GAS STATION OTHERWISE I WOULDNT HAVE ENOUGH GAS TO SPIN THE TIRES IN FRONT OF THE EX WIFE'S HOUSE ON THE WAY BACK.... WHAT A NIGHTMARE GLAD I GOT RID OF THAT NO-GOOD HAG CARS THESE DAYS WOULDN'T EVEN SPIN THE TIRES WITH YOUR PEDAL TO THE FLOOR KIDS DONT KNOW WHAT THEIR MISSING WITH THESE 4-CYLINDER "CARS".... BACK IN MY DAY WE'D CALL THAT A RICE COOKER.. ANYWAYS NOT IN A HURRY TO SELL MY OIL STOCKS THESE DIVVIES JUST KEEP COMING IN NOT TRYING TO TIME THE MARKET.... BETTER THAN 1's AND 0'S LIKE THE KIDS ARE BUYING LOL-JIM
>>45495721There will be nigger riots on Monday, halting trading. Nigger pump Tuesday.
>>45495854why? be more constructive with your feedback.
>>45495712Yes let me farm my own strawberry field for the 60c of strawberries before valentines day that I need for the batch of jam. Nigger.
https://vocaroo.com/1f8ffgqMgx1WBienvenido a S.M.G.
GUSH chart looks beautiful. My only concern is momentum. Haven't seen it stay overbought for long. I think this one is an easy ATH at the minimum. 20 crosses 200 if it opens green on Tuesday
>>45495910Typically monday to wednesday are pump days, and thursday/friday are crab days.Even oil needs a break sometimes.
>>45495961afraid of a little hard work? freezers are a thingt. farmer who grows blackberries, blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, peaches and pears
https://vocaroo.com/1ktZoU3oRQPIYou're in the weekend schizo power hour now friends.Estás en la hora del poder esquizoide del fin de semana ahora, amigos.
https://vocaroo.com/1kffWZlWA1SII like to place puts on D.W.A.C and chew bubble gum. I'm all out of bubble gum.Me gusta ponerme D.W.A.C y masticar chicle. Me quedé sin chicle.
>>45496021Then send me your strawberries nigger I can't even keep my basil alive
>>45495709You will learnUranium has millions of years to teach you this lesson
>>45495985Too many indicators. Too much noise. Line go up because emergency oil supply bump was tiny and entirely ran out and now shortages will be on the menu again.
https://vocaroo.com/19rXar2oMyMcYou shorted SOXL... but why?Cortaste SOXL... pero ¿por qué?
>>45496099try growing mint. that shit is a weed
https://vocaroo.com/1iFgxlZE6fXW>>45494126I've been losing SO MUCH MONEY since November 8.He estado perdiendo MUCHO DINERO desde el 8 de noviembre.
>>45496099im in Kentucky so your SoL on me getting you frozen organic grown strawberries.and if you cant keep basil alive (literally all you need to do is fucking water it daily) then you are definitely not going to be growing shit during the coming hard times.
https://vocaroo.com/1jwEEWnVUBC8This year I changed my life turning 40 thousand in to 2 million by trading stocks, options, and crypto. Turns out trading is hard. Lying on the internet is easier.Este año cambié mi vida convirtiendo 40 mil en 2 millones mediante el comercio de acciones, opciones y criptomonedas. Resulta que el comercio es difícil. Mentir en internet es más fácil.
Wear the N95.
I'm thinking of adding more SCHD to sell covered calls. What CCs do you guys sell?
https://vocaroo.com/1jwEEWnVUBC8DING DING DING, How did you do today S.M.G.?DING DING DING, ¿Cómo te fue hoy S.M.G.?
>wake up at 8:30am>stare at SPY>watch it reject bottom several times>purchase calls>wait 5-10 minutes>it goes up 1-2$>sell calls>make money>go back to sleep
https://vocaroo.com/17r2RK7plamFThe market always goes up. Bo-bo never cums. El mercado siempre sube. Bo-bo nunca se corre.BOBO NEVER CUMMMMMMMSSS! AHAHHAHAHA
>>45495489VIX contango, not 100% predictable, but close.
>>45496131Honestly I don't get these niggers who are bearish on Uranium. If it doesn't go up it means 1 of these things:Option 1) somebody just invented cheap super-batteries that make wind and solar not a joke anymoreOption 2) the davos crowd has said "fuck it, nvm, just forget about net zero and burn coal"If neither of those is happening: price must go higher. Uranium producers are the biggest no-brainer for the next 5-10 years at least, and unlike oil producers they don't have faggot ESG funds boycotting and shorting them.
i'm fucked bros>chick that knows my wife messaged asking me why i was looking at her IG storieswhat do? i'm trying to ignore but she has posted another '?'
>>45496468>caring what women thinkngmi
>>45496468why were you looking at her IG stories?
>>45496520because i'm a fucking coomer obviously
>>45496577wtf tell us everything
How does anyone retire when the average retirement savings is like 230k? Can poor oold people just live off of government housing assistance and social security
>>45496676they can if they move to trailer parks in Arizona or into a retirement facility that abuses them
>>45496648You have to understand. He would have lost his job, his house, his family. There was no choice.
>>45495738It means they never have excess inventory. For perishables, that is the dream. Margins go through the roof in addition to being able to charge higher prices.BYND is a pile of poop for many reasons but one of the big ones is the massive inventory they are always sitting on.
>>45496468Also you are probably misreading her intent.If she actually cares, it's not to rat you out it's to try to poach you from your wife for her own ego T B H. Chicks get off on stealing men from other women, esp thots.
>>45496676Retirement is on top of receiving Social Security. You also are going to die soon soooo.
>>45495935Why? Because humans get scared of losing. Fear is predictable & in the market everyday, simple as. Everyday Fear is there driving the market participants. Fear of missing out on the way up, fear of losing on the way down, fear of losing profits on a pullback, fear a pullback is the next big leg down and so on.
>>45496468this anon>>45496728 has it right. she is gauging your interest in her. spin the shittest right back on her by telling her you and your wife were talking about 3somes and she brought up the girl you were looking at on IG
What's gonna happen tuesday?
>>45496468Just feed her ego. Say your into her artisitic beauty or some shit and go from there
>>45496676retire doesnt mean just sitting around holding your dick and doing nothing. you are making gains in the market (hopefully) and can put that 230k into diviy stocks and collect checks along with your other income. your house should be paid off, so the only real expense is what you choose to blow your monthly allowance on.
>>45496459When oil goes to the moon this year, people will be BEGGING for the shiny green rocks
>>45496676It was easier when you could shift assets into fixed income.I don't know what Boomers do since fixed income investing was nuked from orbit to save SPYThat is probably why the Fed keeps buying MBS is to inflate their home networth forever.
>Sold covered calls at the top>Bought them back at the bottom>Both orders executed to perfectionNice>>45495708I love weekend /SMG/>Go out today>Get wasted and full in small restaurant>Owner refuses to get paid and we get liters of the best wine and food for like 6 bucks each>I have been doing this every day for weeksLife is good.
>>45497047>Owner refuses to get paidHow do you achieve such wealth?
>>45496939Will bonds ever be cheap again? I'm envious of previous generation could just buy bonds
>>45496910https://vocaroo.com/1nbrZ0gLjD3KOil is not going to the moon... Long term... Shiny green rocks? Maybe.El petróleo no irá a la luna... A largo plazo... ¿Rocas verdes y brillantes? Quizás. Dios. Me encanta el uranio.
>>45497079>Will bonds ever be cheap again?They could if you just unwound Fed policy back to the 90s when they started the great bond nuking project with Greenspan.Will that happen? Probably not. America is a country run by spenders that hate savers. And that much unwinding would almost certainly mean a similar unwind in the stock market.And the Fed exists for the stock market now. Employment is just a meme to them.
>>45495813There will always be bagholders.
>>45496676230k can last a while drawing 20k a year. If you retire in your 60s, you really only need money to last until mid 70s before you reach the point where you start losing your mind anyway. Beyond that, it's off to an assisted community and eventually a nursing home unless you have strong family support.
>>45497079>fixed value, return below inflationwhy?even metals are a better investment. why would you ever want bonds?
DO I BUY STONKS YET???AMERICAN OIL STONKS OR THE BIG MOUSE??IS THE FED REALLY GOING TO KILL THE MONEY PRINTER???
>>45497284>even metals are a better investment. why would you ever want bonds?1 year CDs in 1990 had a 9-10% yield.5 year were 12%But then again, those had some risk since that was before it was illegal for any bank to ever fail.
>>45497336>dat JPM pullbackor maybe banks?
What can be done about (((teachers)))?
Today was good. Fuck the bobos. I'm thinking we're back.
>>45497284Not now, like I said, will they ever be cheap again, with high intrest. There was a time when bonds were a good solid investment
>TFW bought my REITs at the exact bottom this afternoonLet's fucking goooooo
>>45497349bank interest rates in the 90s were in double digits though. gold barely moved then as well.90s inflation was high, but i'm assuming you're talking corporate bonds in times of dotcom bubble?
>>45497537Clown world, the dividends just keeping coming.
>>45497537>that nose>that kvetching
>>45497537Once everyone accepts that covid is a nothingburger, what is going to happen to fucks like this?
I'M ONLY UP LIKE 5% FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS.IF YOU FUCKING QUEERS DON'T FIX THIS CRAB MARKET IN A WEEK I'M LITERALLY GOING TO EAT A BULLET
Where is the faggot who said DOCN has a debt problem?Their total debt is 60m and their EBITDA is 68m.What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>45497075He's a nice old guy that just wants you to have fun and doesn't care anymore.He even took down the sign outside because there were too many people coming in. As long as you eat with him and his family and enjoy his favorite wines he is happy. And so are the customers.
I got calls on BAC, WFC, C. Up on all of them. What now?
Heads up AnonsThis was posted on /cmmg/1. Next week is combined options expiry2. This means semites in full swing3. Prices are manipulated towards their "maximum pain" point4. Use the maximum pain calculator: https://maximum-pain.com/options/SOXL5. This week wasn't bear market, compared to the next one
>>45497537i am a vector of disease now cause i got covid :=)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78yVFeyvRo
>>45497349Even at the time, wasn't that yield kind of shit?Stocks also had P/Es typically closer to 10 back then, and there were industries other than oil with divs of 3-5%?Nowadays bonds seem shit because it's obvious they have nowhere left to go, but stocks are also retardedly expensive in a sense.
>>45497656Is that why he is afraid of death so much
>>45497947Hes a hypochondriac
This year will be the year of the crab. Leveraged funds with end at a loss.Check'em
>>45497926When has that shithole pajeet containment thread ever been right?
>>45497587tried to prove you wrong, but looks like there was a time when bonds were the way to riches.few graphs i found which might be interesting:https://www.gold.co.uk/gold-price/35year/ounces/USD/https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/historical/marketindexes.htmlhttps://www.macrotrends.net/2016/10-year-treasury-bond-rate-yield-charthttps://www.macrotrends.net/2604/30-year-fixed-mortgage-rate-charthttps://www.macrotrends.net/1433/historical-libor-rates-chart(not graphs)https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/historical-inflation-rates/https://www.icalculator.info/inflation/historical-inflation-rates.htmlwonder what this means for the future.maybe this is relevanthttps://priceonomics.com/how-the-hunt-brothers-cornered-the-silver-market/
Oh no bros, they got one of us...
>>45498034>You can't increase the price of a life saving drug %3000 in a country with no medication price controls because.... because you just can't OK
>>45498079Where's the lie? Politics isn't real, you just dunk on the competition until you win. Well Shkreli lost and a bunch of people who need medicine to live won.Rules are just chow for goyim who lack the balls to pressure the owners for better conditions.
>>45497926It does make me slightly angry that you fucking morons from that thread think we didnt already know about something as basic as opex or max pain. Or that you think the options on SOXL are what to follow. Idiots>the real bear market is next weekLol
>>45498079You know why. It's because he wasn't one of (((them)))
>>45498034He broke no laws but they're taking his money anyway. Good reminder that you're never as safe as you think you are.
Good day for me. 5% raise in the works, got a new bed (uh me and the wife wore the old one out over the past decade), and closed out the week green in my portfolio.
>>45497587The only time positive real rates can be maintained is when the debt is low. Debt is high so we're a ways away from that.
>>45498079>You cantlmao what was that other pharm company that was still doing the same shit even to this day
>>45498169>People who need medicine to live won.No, they did not.
they say to buy lowand sell when it's highbut so far this yeari just want to die
im buying back into UUUU tuesday. whats the best way to do it?>sell itm puts and expect to get assigned>buy leaps>buy shares
>>45498079I would have to read the full case, but considering it was a monopoly lawsuit, they must have found some evidence of illegally stifling competition.
>>45498034Didn't he make the mistake of being to cocky and bragging about his exploits all over the place? Drawn too much attention so made himself an easy target for those in power to "show their goodness" and bring down evil greedy capitalist.
>>45498220One of the other big ones was Mylan, until they did a merger/spinoff with a pfizer division to erase the name. But that was run by a senator's daugher so I doubt anything will happen.Valeant was another one - also name changed.Skreli's company name changed too, but he couldn't change his own name sadly.
>>45498282yeah but thats also why people love himwhen is he getting out of jail since im sure he can catapult back to relevance with how split online media is now
>me getting btfoI literally made $4.13 today
DMRC anon show yourself I have some questions.
I went all in on weed today bought CGC at about 200 shares worth. Pretty much calling bottom here for MJ would load more but got stuck in shorts
>>45498034>"You are vilified for giving the pharma industry a bad name."lol The guy was a businessman plain and simple. Bit of a dork, but I respect that he stuck to his guns.
I got the spiciest burger from McDicks. It was actually spicy.About time. But it's a delayed spice. Hnnnnng
looks like jxn will be ok. see you tuesday faggots.
>>45498412>delayed spicy fartsit stings bros
>>45498473I was shidding blood after todays market and after todays spicy nuggeds.
>>45498412They have a spicy borger?
>>45498500Canada. They have a spicy chicken. Lowest is habenaro. Medium. I think spiciest is ghost pepper. What's fucky is unlike normally when you eat spicy shit and the spice hits you right away, the spice from their petro chem shit (ghost pepper) hits you 10 min later.
>>45498397>Get offered to fuck a another girl>fuck a man instead
I cashed out in september and left exactly one dollar in each hold i had. I have many regretsOh i know no one cares /blog whateverBut if i could read the future if onlyt. Would have lost thousandsWhy didnt i stick with spy instead of heavy spreadfuck
>>45498630Ive been out for four months no market attention at all i have 4500 afraid to drop it all do i spy call jan 21 or wait
>>45498630Instead of leaving $1, I set up a watchlist of all the stocks I sold with the number of shares I sold and the price I sold them at. It's an easier comparison.Looking at the list now... If I held on to everything I ever sold, I'd be down $5600Some of these I timed pretty well I guess
>tfw you manage your own etfsold ALL my (((etf's))) today to delever entirely, detach from market beta dragging me down, and get rid of the fees and forced allocations. now it is just just me against the market. i have severe autism and i'm approved for margin trading, and i am optimistic about the future.
>>45498685>>45498630>.x sharescompletely worthless
>>45495661Found a shelf full of them at a neighborhood walmart the other day. Kroger had fuck all for produce
>>45498879The Walmart near me never has anything
I've started to make sure to buy either SPY, SOXL, TQQQ, or QYLD every time I take profits from options plays now. Should I add anything else, or are those 4 solid enough to keep accumulating? For the record, I have the QYLD and chose SPY over UPRO/SPXL so that I actually get some margin from my holdings. 3x holdings give me 0 margin and I like to sell CSPs or spreads against my margin. I also already have some exposure to crypto in a different account, and I don't want any more.
>>45497977>pink id>dubsNot so fast. These trips and green id mean golden bull run all year
>>45499021>heh l, nothin personal
>>4549900330/10% TMF/IAU for hedging
>>45499018... I used to go there all the time as a kid in California
>>45495813The line always goes up eventually, at least on indexes.
How does the RObinhood margin work? Can I buy LEAPs and leveraged ETFs with it? Is there a limit based upon how much cash and equities I own at Robinhood?I wouldnt mind paying 2.5% annually to own more LEAPs...
>>45498630https://vocaroo.com/1cwXrpFMfdluI cashed out in september and left exactly one dollar in each hold i had. I have many regretsOh i know no one cares /blog whateverBut if i could read the future if onlyt. Would have lost thousandsWhy didnt i stick with spy instead of heavy spreadfuckBut in spanish!
>>45499176Can you get a cam whore to say "oh yeah I love your cum jam jamanon"
>>45499251Listen. I pay for topshelf hookers at my home. Cam whooors... I only get bottom of the barrel no-english speakers. Translate it to spanish and you have a deal. But you have up to 30 seconds of spanish text. What do you want?
>>45499103Thanks for the suggestion, I'll need to look into hedging with those more before I see if it's something I want to do.>>45499143It won't be 2.5% much longer.
currently working on this for my long term. any tips recommendations. not planning on touching it for 25 years.
>>45499307oh sí, me encanta tu cum jam jamanon. ¡Sugiero a todos en /smg/ que compren mermelada!
How do I profit off this? DFEN? NRGU?
>>45496537just say she's hot and you wanted to jerk offwhat's she gonna do? tell your wife that you're straight?you can only lose if you make yourself look like a beta
I slurped TQQQ
>>45499334Sounds good honestly, is this based on the rational reminder portfolio?
Do we get to play mumu next week?
How much cash is too much cash to safely leave in a checking account?
>>45499529My parents have 600k sitting in a checking account that they've refused to invest for 30 years because they're afraid of the market.
>>45499529You literally keep what you need and invest everything else. >what about savingsDon't do dumb shit and if you're bad at investing, just buy the SPY.
anyone lack motivation? feel like crap. need to buy a house, but just not motivated. wat do?
>>45499409https://vocaroo.com/1kKl12QBho0sNo problem Jam fren.
>>45499562Fucking BACKTEST that shit and show them.
>>45499500just looked that up. similar but def a bit more risk at the cost of lower fees. benjamin felix is great, i have seen a few of his vids.
>>45498960Canadafag here. Our local Walmart is not in a major city, but I'd say the staff shortages is the biggest issue. There's stuff we don't have, and the stuff we do have isn't being worked as effectively because I'd wager we're about 2/3s of the staff we need across the store. We're keeping our head above the water, but not thriving thriving.I suppose this might be similar across the entire supply chain - if more people wanted to work things would get fixed pretty quickly. As long as gibs are flowing, nothing will get done.
>>45499584What is this supposed to be?
>>45499590They don't care. By the time that becomes my inheritance it'll buy maybe 2 shares of TQQQ. They don't even have any stairs in their house anymore to speed up the process.>>45499589My hero. Saved.
>>45499596Yeah they try to do small cap value exposure, and get international equity through AVUV AVDV. Could look into that angle, vanguard has VVL.TO.
>>45498384WHY CGC? WHY NOT CURLF or ERBB or ITHUF. HIGH TIDES RAISE ALL SHIPS VALUE NOT GROWTH
SFTbros. I am sorry. And I am down 50%. I failed you.
>>45499656i'll look into that, ty.
What would be the chosen weapon of a bobo lead chapter of space marines?I'm gonna make some high effort OC
>>45499822Red dildo chainsword obviously
>>45499822I want to say rail gun. But some kind of large futuristic weapon that rails them.
>CDC warns loosely woven cloth masks are 'least protective' against COVIDhttps://abcnews.go.com/Politics/cdc-warns-loosely-woven-cloth-masks-protective-covid/story?id=82274150Are you fucking kidding me??? Is this a joke?The CDC has literally gone full circle.>no, don’t use masks, goy, those only actually provide any protection for doctors. stop buying masks, schizo.>here, goy, try out these cool new cloth masks>masks are required indoors>no, goy, you need the N95 masks. Those cloth masks hardly do shit.>TRUST THE EXPERTS, GOY
>>45499529>>45499562You should be leaving only 250k in a bank account because that is the maximum amount the banks are entitled to return to you if "something happens". So if you have over 1000k, and "something happens" they only have to ensure you get 250k back. The rest of your money should be invest in SOMETHING. Whether it's a house, land, ETF, dividend, retirement, CDs or a fucking business. Do not leave it lying around.
>>45499929IM SO FUCKING TIREDIM SOFUCKINGTIRED
>>45498630Spreading is a terrible boomer meme, desu. To do great, you want to keep a close eye on your trades, look at their technicals and do frequent trading.
looks like the loss will be so devastating that you'll get a sex change
how are you guys doing so far this year?
Reminder that LABU was soxl_shills second favorite shill
>>45499929CDC only two years later arriving at the same conclusion that took /pol/ two hours is still impressive.
>>45500126i only have puts, i will just scale in hahaha>>45500155holy shit lol that is actually pretty solid AI work
She looks just like me in person.
>>45499947Actually the parents get 500k insured if its a joint acct and +250k for each qualified beneficiary. So maybe they know a thing or two bub.
>>45500138Barely down 8%
>>45500226There was unironically someone still holding CRBP until last month
>>45500225and that is useless because it isn't makign them more moneythey're insured for shit that wont happen
>>45499589Fucking kek, this is definitely going in the update>>45499691Yes, yes you did. I will be taking my losses violently out on your bussy. And then my wife mikochi will laugh and look at you with shame after.
>>45499589Sexy laugh i came everywhere hot hot hot hot sexy bobs
>>45500144I don't want to remember... he doesn't even post here anymore after he betrayed us
downloading the mcd' app for 3 dollar burgers and 1 dollar fry
They Don't Know What's Coming.
>>45500138Up 10 percent. I'm even up a few percent over what I had before I burned 10k on weekly puts in late december. 8k plus today.
>>45497537Just retire if you're gonna be such a pussy.
>AQB bros... even Cathie is capitulating..
>>45500392That's literally the bottom of mutant fish
>>45500273Maybe they would have little to no use for the expected return, and dont care for the added risk. Maybe they dont love their son and dont care about leaving him anything. Marginal propensity to consume bub.
>>45500309He'll come back when SOXL rips to 70 again
>>45500414no idea what you're trying to say
>>45500446They dont want the money in fucking soxl or anything else because they already got all the money in the world. The game is mine. I deal the cards.
>>45500138DOCN and NVAX are kicking my ass.SOXL is doing well.Reasonable returns on CLF, X, UUUU, and SOFI.Flat on XPO.
>>45498202You contribute nothing. Hang yourself.
>>45500406after the jokes about it the past few weeks I read up on their finviz, their CEO mentioned offhandedly that they have ~$200M in cashhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/aquabounty-issues-shareholder-letter-provides-133000937.html>January 11, 2022>our robust balance sheet, which included almost $200 million in cash at the end of the third quartertheir current market cap is $130M.. they are building a facility (financed through bonds) that is worth $300Mit unironically may be time to slurp - Cathie capitulate selling is another signal food inflation is one of the worst out of all in the basket.. food prices will continue to risedemand for meat and seafood will continue to riseAQB although it is a meme, although it fell from above $10 to now below $2.. I think it is unironically at least a 5 bagger currentlyit's turning into a GME irrational valuation situation, where their market cap is less than their cash on hand
>>45500392Thats a shame, I liked the mutant fish shills more than a lot of other ones
>>45500418how did you lose so much?
>>45500488600k is not all the money in the world
>>45500379LMAO based (and I'm a huge bagholder)
So I guess we are just going to crab up along the 200dsma on tech until the first rate hike? Or OpEx? Or waiting for quarterlys? TSM and MU which had the most recent quarterly updates barely moved through all the bullshit.
>>45500423hes in the thread now if you know where to look
>>45500563If youre old enough it is. If you ever manage money for olds youll see how the risk calculus changes.
>>45500536Kinda bullish ngl
>>45500536The CEO through multiple public offerings have built a war chest. But they are burning money just as fast.
>>45500690how are you gentlemen?
>>45500707I am not gentlemen. I am one person. A gentleman.
>>45500655Bill Gates is young?
>>45500620I want a refund
>>45500558I'm getting ass raped in semis, but it surely won't get any worse.
Can’t wait for everyone to suddenly be scared if war with Russia again and it all flushes 3% on Tuesday
>>45500138I've lost 3.45% so far this year, about $14kOn another note, does anyone know any good YT videos or something I can watch to help me not hate myself so much? And maybe allow myself to have friends, and possibly even talk to a girl?
>>45500784>On another note, does anyone know any good YT videos or something I can watch to help me not hate myself so much? And maybe allow myself to have friends, and possibly even talk to a girl?I can be your dating/socialization coach.
Lucky us, we get to spend a whole extra day gaming fun with the lads of /smg/ haha. We really don't take ourselves to seriously lol.
>>45500862> typoGod damnit I hate phone posting going to kys myself I'm sorry I let you all down
>>45500745I hope we shake off this rate increase bullshit.
>>45500862>gaming funI know what game I'm playing this weekend
>>45500784Take a trip to Eastern Europe and buy yourself a wife.
>>45500930What game is this? I wanna play
>>45500919March is priced in. We might just be waiting until official word.
>>45496468>If you didn't want me to watch then why post them?
>>45500936I'm not allowed to date or marry foreigners because of my jobWell... I guess I can, but it's a lot of work and I'd probably lose my job in the end anyway
>>45501063What country are you from?
>>45496577Well meme'd sir mmm truly delightful you've done this [Deleted] gimmick before and i loved it
>>45501091I'm from the USAAlso, I meant to say "paperwork", not "work" above
>>45500936You can get a better deal on a wife from the Philippines. That's my end goal. Once upon a time I even used Philippines dating apps and collected a ton of village girl nudes.>>45501021Monster Girl Island on steam. It's a masterpiece but if you want the rest of the developed game you'll have to make a discord and find the monster girl island server. Highly recommend
>>45501022There is no telling. This shit could tank for a decade or shoot to the moon next week.Nobody really knows.
>>45501114>Once upon a time I even used Philippines dating appsCan you tell me some??
>>45500536https://investorplace.com/2021/04/aqb-stock-worth-50-percent-more-based-on-fish-farms/>Apr 1, 2021>AquaBounty intends to change that. It will use the money to build out the capacity to farm 10,000 metric tons of Atlantic salmon (about 22 million pounds). Assuming, over several years, that the company can sell that capacity at $4.77 per pound (the department’s estimate), the value is $105 million in sales annually.>That implies that the $224 million stub value for the fish farm business in AquaBounty’s existing market value is only 2.1 times revenue. This is much too low.hmmthey are making progress on their facility.. salmon is also much more than $4.77 per pound, even at bulk wholesale now, if they did even achieve half of their target, it would be $50M revenue $130M valuation >>45500685>they are burning money just as fastas far as I can tell they're spending $12-20M a quarter currently, with plans to have the 10,000mt facility online by 2024 very high probability that they both don't meet their timeline, and that they don't produce as much as they thought, but even so, they could meet their spending prior to these bonds their debt was only $9M as well I think they are too cheap here at $130M valuation, even if they are a meme
>>45501114I would get a plaything in the Philippines, but if I actually wanted kids I would go to Eastern Europe and get a nice Eastern Orthodox girl then convert to Orthodoxy for her sake.She would love me for it, and the church would help keep her in line.
>>45501127No then you'll steal my village girls
>>45501124Nah. Too much money injected. Spy didnt even a top 33% year. We can go harder.
No niggers, please. Only light skins make me GUSH.
>>45501154My genes are already tained with 7% Jewish DNA. I have blue eyes but they're Jewish tricks>>45501168Fdating and filipinocupid were the only free ones I found. They were very fun when I was a lonely incel on drugs
>>45501114bros i'm talking to agirl in tehe phillipines do they larp about being a virgin because she cute
>>45500862>>45500907haha youre just a carefree guy! youre alright cheers
Diversity your assets anon
How do I short anime? Not a single cult classic has come out in awhile.
>>45501371No matter how much wealth someone accumulates, they can never be a "future aristocrat"At best, their descendants 4 or 5 generations in the future might have a chance, but even then they'd be considered "new money"
>>45501251>tfw when 25%I just tell myself I'm one of the good ones. Also I buy gold to do my part to help hasten the death of the (((dollar))). I figure if I help topple globohomo maybe Jesus will be cool about the whole crucifixion thing.
>>45501402Name one true aristocrat not in the (normie) public eye
>>45501420I don't understand the question...(?)
>>45501251>Fdating and filipinocupid were the only free ones I found.Do you need to change your geolocation to use those apps on iphone
Can somebody explain to me why you wouldn't buy 90 delta calls 14 days DTE, then sell at 7 DTE?You can buy SOXL $55 strike for $10.50 currently, so your paying $1 a share extrinsic, in exchange for getting 80 delta while paying for 15 delta. Your getting 5x leverage at almost no theta cost, the delta is so overpowering that a single positive day makes it profitable. And if it expires OTM, then SOXL had such a bad couple weeks you simply buy it anyways at a huge discount.
>>45501430new money gets the spotlight to get hated. old money that runs shit are barely noticed in the news.
How to make money from fuck prostitute?
>>45501457*gets vanna raped*
>>45501410Jesus is the one who said that your jewish blood “doesn’t matter”. When the kikes were trying to say that they were the “seed of Abraham” to try to btfo jesus, he was like idgaf about your “blood”, God doesn’t need you.
>>45501493Pimping them out
>>45501457because you will very often not make money on those calls
>>45501402Why does the leveraged investor looks like shit
My portfolio has been crabbing for 1 year what do I do ? Should I just go all in in 1 trade ? I'm so sick of this shit already
>>45501488I still don't understand quite what you're trying to sayBut, the public doesn't decide who and who isn't an aristocratThe existing aristocrats doIt's an invite only systemEven if you suddenly became the world's first triillionaire next week, they'd never consider you one of them. It's more about the wealth you grew up with and the wealth your ancestors had than the wealth you currently have.
>>45501310If she's from Cebu or Manilla she's not a virgin
>>45501510why? I have almost no extrinsic value aka theta to get owned by. If it goes down and my call expires worthless, then the underlying lost just as much, except my losses are ALSO capped. Its simply too easy
>>45501444Back in the day it was on the computer so I don't know
how are mortgage creditworthiness / rates calculated for companies?
>>45501547the markets been crabbing anon. we just have to live with the kangaroo situation, the market went up too quickly so now theres rotations
>>45501578then do it fren and prove us all idiots and make lots of money
>>45501578Volatility crush. As your price distribution narrows (delta approaches 1), so does IVThis is known as vega decay or DvegaDtime also known as Veta. 2nd and 3rd order Greeks are fun. Lol.
>>45501657The calls that he's getting have very little extrinsic value so IV crush doesn't really matter. His problem is if they lose their intrinsic value.
>>45501688Oh if he's going for 90 delta calls then veta isn't an issue, his deltas are an issue. Yeah youre right.
>>45498827>>45498794Dumb whores still haven't figured out what divvy DRIP is. Sad.
>>45501710yeah, im looking at 90 delta calls 14 DTE. So the extrinsic is around $1. And yes I know they can lose intrinsic, but that means the underlying went down anyways, and if our thesis that buying and holding SOXL is god tier, why is this not god tier too? All it does is allow me to leverage up to 5x on SOXL, have basically a stop loss at the strike I buy, and im paying almost no extrinsic for the opportunity.I havent done this yet, im just curious why its worse than simply...holding SOXL for instance
It's the Jews.
>>45501864>and if our thesis that buying and holding SOXL is god tier, why is this not god tier too?Bruh leveraged ETP's suffer from chop loss so imagine going 90 delta leverage on an asset that shits its pants 10% at a time once every other week
>>45501901oh i know, i owned SOXL for a long time. I simply held and sold at some point recently for huge gains. My point is that the huge drops almost effect me LESS, because i cant lose any instrinic value after it drops below my strike. So while these dudes are losing 10% on their SOXL, my calls cap out at like a 7% loss and then my intrinsic is gone, oh well!
>>45501934because when soxl dips 10% you dont lose your shares, but you can lose a lot of money on short term calls
https://nikotheos.com/2022/01/14/oil-and-the-dollar-a-look-at-alternative-sources-for-macro-analysis/Tell me what you think
>>45501516Stress from regular +8% followed by -8% patterns
What are you guys pouring your money right now? I borrowed a bank loan to buy Paypal, Shopify, Etsy, Coinbase, Activision. I might even go on Margin if it goes lower.
>>45501951yeah I know this, but i can always just....buy SOXL at the new dipped price if i so choose. or calls that then skyrocket when SOXL does.
so spx traded flat and soxl rallied, what does this mean for post coon day?
>>45502054You took out a loan before using margin? I hope it had a low rate
>>45502140Loan is lower rates for me than margin. Margins are daily interest calculates to 7% while loan is like 5.59%
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