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>Brokers:
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>>45495557
>futures
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This thread's early but whatever. Last >>45492040
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DOO DOO-DOO, DOODOODO

Juuust sit right back and you'll read a post,
A post from a faggot trip.
That stated on this worksafe board
To slurp this tiny dip.

The trip was a mighty gamblin' man,
Buy dailies he was told.
Five purchases were made that day
For a three hour hold,
A three hour hold...

(thunder & lightning)

The market started getting rough,
the tripfags calls were crushed.
Because of doing of the hook nosed Jew,
The tripfag would screech JUST,
The tripfag would screech JUST.

The trip then shilled, "I'm so sure of this
Guaranteed short squeeze"
With GME,
AMC too,
A mutant fish, and BB,
SNDL,
The Gayhorse mines and Garbage Don,
Here on /smg/ Isleeee
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I SOLD BITCOIN AT A LOSS DURING THE LASS BIG DIP, THEN REBOUGHT IT IMMEDIATELY SINCE CRYPTO DOESN'T HAVE A WASH SALE RULE

THAT SHOULD SHOW UP AS A 1000 DOLLAR CAPITAL GAINS LOSS FOR TAXES, RIGHT?
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So I went to 6 different stores today in Georgia looking for strawberries to make strawberry champagne jam and couldn't find a single strawberry.

How do I profit off of this? Because I'm clearly not profiting of off strawberry champagne jam.
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>>45495661
Long strawberry futures.
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Aw yeah, it's time for weekend /smg/!
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Hopefully UUUU continues to bleed off into eternity
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>>45495661
>couldn't find a single strawberry.
>How do I profit off of this?
Do you idiots forget that farming exists
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Post predictions for next week, especially Tuesday.

Dump, pump or crab?
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>>45495630
Based
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>>45495661
>>45495684
That's one thing I don't understand how to price, shortages

>No supply, this means companies that rely on it are going to lose money because they can't keep up with demand
>No supply, this means companies that rely on it are going to do really well because anything they make is going to be above normal price
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>>45495721

Pump
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>>45495712
holy shit OSRS got it right

How can I go long on Jagex?
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>>45495751
I'm thinking it will open higher and then dump until at least Wednesday.
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>>45495775

No more red days fren
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>what things are actually predictable in the market?
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>>45495790
SPY hasn't retested 450 so there's still more dumping to do.
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>>45495813
Fear, everyday
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>>45495790
honestly i don't even understand what bobos bet on. money wont be worth anything is society actually collapses like they seemingly hope, and in the more likely scenario that line keeps going up in the long term you just lose money. i don't get it.
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>>45495819
450 seems like the bottom/support from 1M/november. Is that a reasonable timeframe to look at? Why not say, 6m or 1y?
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>>45495721
predictions for next week in OIL
tuesday - PUMP
wednesday - PUMP
thursday - PUMP
friday - PUMP
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>>45495819

Everything dip gets scooped up while the infinite money glitch is on.
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>>45495819
>SPY hasn't retested 450 so there's still more dumping to do.
Dec 1, it bounced off 450

SPY bouncing off the 50 EMA as expected. Well, I say bouncing off...it dipped below it before going back up.
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>Oil blood green
NOW THEIR MAKIN EM LIKE THEY USED TO REMINDS ME OF THE OIL CRISIS IN '72 HAD TO PUSH MY MOPAR TO THE GAS STATION OTHERWISE I WOULDNT HAVE ENOUGH GAS TO SPIN THE TIRES IN FRONT OF THE EX WIFE'S HOUSE ON THE WAY BACK.... WHAT A NIGHTMARE GLAD I GOT RID OF THAT NO-GOOD HAG CARS THESE DAYS WOULDN'T EVEN SPIN THE TIRES WITH YOUR PEDAL TO THE FLOOR KIDS DONT KNOW WHAT THEIR MISSING WITH THESE 4-CYLINDER "CARS".... BACK IN MY DAY WE'D CALL THAT A RICE COOKER.. ANYWAYS NOT IN A HURRY TO SELL MY OIL STOCKS THESE DIVVIES JUST KEEP COMING IN NOT TRYING TO TIME THE MARKET.... BETTER THAN 1's AND 0'S LIKE THE KIDS ARE BUYING LOL
-JIM
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>>45495721
There will be nigger riots on Monday, halting trading.
Nigger pump Tuesday.
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>>45495854
why? be more constructive with your feedback.
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>>45495712
Yes let me farm my own strawberry field for the 60c of strawberries before valentines day that I need for the batch of jam. Nigger.
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https://vocaroo.com/1f8ffgqMgx1W
Bienvenido a S.M.G.
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GUSH chart looks beautiful. My only concern is momentum. Haven't seen it stay overbought for long. I think this one is an easy ATH at the minimum. 20 crosses 200 if it opens green on Tuesday
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>>45495910
Typically monday to wednesday are pump days, and thursday/friday are crab days.
Even oil needs a break sometimes.
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>>45495961
afraid of a little hard work? freezers are a thing

t. farmer who grows blackberries, blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, peaches and pears
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https://vocaroo.com/1ktZoU3oRQPI
You're in the weekend schizo power hour now friends.
Estás en la hora del poder esquizoide del fin de semana ahora, amigos.
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https://vocaroo.com/1kffWZlWA1SI
I like to place puts on D.W.A.C and chew bubble gum. I'm all out of bubble gum.
Me gusta ponerme D.W.A.C y masticar chicle. Me quedé sin chicle.
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>>45496021
Then send me your strawberries nigger I can't even keep my basil alive
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>>45495709
You will learn
Uranium has millions of years to teach you this lesson
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>>45495985
Too many indicators. Too much noise. Line go up because emergency oil supply bump was tiny and entirely ran out and now shortages will be on the menu again.
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https://vocaroo.com/19rXar2oMyMc
You shorted SOXL... but why?
Cortaste SOXL... pero ¿por qué?
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>>45496099
try growing mint. that shit is a weed
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https://vocaroo.com/1iFgxlZE6fXW
>>45494126
I've been losing SO MUCH MONEY since November 8.
He estado perdiendo MUCHO DINERO desde el 8 de noviembre.
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>>45496099
im in Kentucky so your SoL on me getting you frozen organic grown strawberries.

and if you cant keep basil alive (literally all you need to do is fucking water it daily) then you are definitely not going to be growing shit during the coming hard times.
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https://vocaroo.com/1jwEEWnVUBC8
This year I changed my life turning 40 thousand in to 2 million by trading stocks, options, and crypto. Turns out trading is hard. Lying on the internet is easier.
Este año cambié mi vida convirtiendo 40 mil en 2 millones mediante el comercio de acciones, opciones y criptomonedas. Resulta que el comercio es difícil. Mentir en internet es más fácil.
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Wear the N95.
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I'm thinking of adding more SCHD to sell covered calls. What CCs do you guys sell?
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https://vocaroo.com/1jwEEWnVUBC8
DING DING DING, How did you do today S.M.G.?
DING DING DING, ¿Cómo te fue hoy S.M.G.?
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>wake up at 8:30am
>stare at SPY
>watch it reject bottom several times
>purchase calls
>wait 5-10 minutes
>it goes up 1-2$
>sell calls
>make money
>go back to sleep
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https://vocaroo.com/17r2RK7plamF
The market always goes up. Bo-bo never cums.
El mercado siempre sube. Bo-bo nunca se corre.

BOBO NEVER CUMMMMMMMSSS! AHAHHAHAHA
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>>45495489
VIX contango, not 100% predictable, but close.
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>>45496131

Honestly I don't get these niggers who are bearish on Uranium. If it doesn't go up it means 1 of these things:

Option 1) somebody just invented cheap super-batteries that make wind and solar not a joke anymore

Option 2) the davos crowd has said "fuck it, nvm, just forget about net zero and burn coal"

If neither of those is happening: price must go higher. Uranium producers are the biggest no-brainer for the next 5-10 years at least, and unlike oil producers they don't have faggot ESG funds boycotting and shorting them.
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i'm fucked bros
>chick that knows my wife messaged asking me why i was looking at her IG stories
what do? i'm trying to ignore but she has posted another '?'
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>>45496468

>caring what women think

ngmi
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>>45496468
why were you looking at her IG stories?
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>>45496520
because i'm a fucking coomer obviously
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>>45496537
3dpd, ngmi
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>>45496577
wtf tell us everything
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How does anyone retire when the average retirement savings is like 230k? Can poor oold people just live off of government housing assistance and social security
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>>45496676
they can if they move to trailer parks in Arizona or into a retirement facility that abuses them
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>>45496648
You have to understand. He would have lost his job, his house, his family. There was no choice.
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>>45495738
It means they never have excess inventory. For perishables, that is the dream. Margins go through the roof in addition to being able to charge higher prices.
BYND is a pile of poop for many reasons but one of the big ones is the massive inventory they are always sitting on.
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>>45496468

Also you are probably misreading her intent.

If she actually cares, it's not to rat you out it's to try to poach you from your wife for her own ego T B H. Chicks get off on stealing men from other women, esp thots.
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>>45496676
Retirement is on top of receiving Social Security. You also are going to die soon soooo.
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>>45495935
Why? Because humans get scared of losing. Fear is predictable & in the market everyday, simple as. Everyday Fear is there driving the market participants. Fear of missing out on the way up, fear of losing on the way down, fear of losing profits on a pullback, fear a pullback is the next big leg down and so on.
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>>45496468
this anon>>45496728 has it right. she is gauging your interest in her. spin the shittest right back on her by telling her you and your wife were talking about 3somes and she brought up the girl you were looking at on IG
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What's gonna happen tuesday?
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>>45496848
Pump
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>>45496468
Just feed her ego. Say your into her artisitic beauty or some shit and go from there
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>>45496676
retire doesnt mean just sitting around holding your dick and doing nothing. you are making gains in the market (hopefully) and can put that 230k into diviy stocks and collect checks along with your other income. your house should be paid off, so the only real expense is what you choose to blow your monthly allowance on.
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>>45496459
When oil goes to the moon this year, people will be BEGGING for the shiny green rocks
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>>45496676
It was easier when you could shift assets into fixed income.
I don't know what Boomers do since fixed income investing was nuked from orbit to save SPY
That is probably why the Fed keeps buying MBS is to inflate their home networth forever.
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>Sold covered calls at the top
>Bought them back at the bottom
>Both orders executed to perfection
Nice

>>45495708
I love weekend /SMG/
>Go out today
>Get wasted and full in small restaurant
>Owner refuses to get paid and we get liters of the best wine and food for like 6 bucks each
>I have been doing this every day for weeks
Life is good.
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>>45497047
>Owner refuses to get paid
How do you achieve such wealth?
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>>45496939
Will bonds ever be cheap again? I'm envious of previous generation could just buy bonds
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>>45496026
based
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>>45496910
https://vocaroo.com/1nbrZ0gLjD3K
Oil is not going to the moon... Long term... Shiny green rocks? Maybe.
El petróleo no irá a la luna... A largo plazo... ¿Rocas verdes y brillantes? Quizás. Dios. Me encanta el uranio.
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>>45497079
>Will bonds ever be cheap again?
They could if you just unwound Fed policy back to the 90s when they started the great bond nuking project with Greenspan.
Will that happen? Probably not. America is a country run by spenders that hate savers. And that much unwinding would almost certainly mean a similar unwind in the stock market.
And the Fed exists for the stock market now. Employment is just a meme to them.
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>>45495813
There will always be bagholders.
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>>45496676
230k can last a while drawing 20k a year. If you retire in your 60s, you really only need money to last until mid 70s before you reach the point where you start losing your mind anyway. Beyond that, it's off to an assisted community and eventually a nursing home unless you have strong family support.
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>>45497079
>fixed value, return below inflation
why?
even metals are a better investment. why would you ever want bonds?
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DO I BUY STONKS YET???
AMERICAN OIL STONKS OR THE BIG MOUSE??

IS THE FED REALLY GOING TO KILL THE MONEY PRINTER???
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>>45497284
>even metals are a better investment. why would you ever want bonds?
1 year CDs in 1990 had a 9-10% yield.
5 year were 12%
But then again, those had some risk since that was before it was illegal for any bank to ever fail.
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>>45497336
>dat JPM pullback
or maybe banks?
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What can be done about (((teachers)))?
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Today was good. Fuck the bobos. I'm thinking we're back.
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>>45497284
Not now, like I said, will they ever be cheap again, with high intrest. There was a time when bonds were a good solid investment
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>TFW bought my REITs at the exact bottom this afternoon

Let's fucking goooooo
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>>45497349
bank interest rates in the 90s were in double digits though. gold barely moved then as well.
90s inflation was high, but i'm assuming you're talking corporate bonds in times of dotcom bubble?
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>>45497537
Clown world, the dividends just keeping coming.
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>>45497537
>that nose
>that kvetching
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>>45497537
Once everyone accepts that covid is a nothingburger, what is going to happen to fucks like this?
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>>45497761
Literally nothing.
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I'M ONLY UP LIKE 5% FOR THE PAST 3 MONTHS.

IF YOU FUCKING QUEERS DON'T FIX THIS CRAB MARKET IN A WEEK I'M LITERALLY GOING TO EAT A BULLET
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Where is the faggot who said DOCN has a debt problem?
Their total debt is 60m and their EBITDA is 68m.
What the fuck are you even talking about?
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>>45497075
He's a nice old guy that just wants you to have fun and doesn't care anymore.
He even took down the sign outside because there were too many people coming in.

As long as you eat with him and his family and enjoy his favorite wines he is happy. And so are the customers.
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I got calls on BAC, WFC, C. Up on all of them. What now?
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Heads up Anons
This was posted on /cmmg/

1. Next week is combined options expiry
2. This means semites in full swing
3. Prices are manipulated towards their "maximum pain" point
4. Use the maximum pain calculator: https://maximum-pain.com/options/SOXL
5. This week wasn't bear market, compared to the next one
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>>45497537
i am a vector of disease now cause i got covid :=)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L78yVFeyvRo
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>>45497349
Even at the time, wasn't that yield kind of shit?
Stocks also had P/Es typically closer to 10 back then, and there were industries other than oil with divs of 3-5%?

Nowadays bonds seem shit because it's obvious they have nowhere left to go, but stocks are also retardedly expensive in a sense.
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>>45497656
Is that why he is afraid of death so much
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>>45497947
Hes a hypochondriac
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This year will be the year of the crab. Leveraged funds with end at a loss.
Check'em
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>>45497926
When has that shithole pajeet containment thread ever been right?
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>>45497587

tried to prove you wrong, but looks like there was a time when bonds were the way to riches.

few graphs i found which might be interesting:

https://www.gold.co.uk/gold-price/35year/ounces/USD/

https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/historical/marketindexes.html

https://www.macrotrends.net/2016/10-year-treasury-bond-rate-yield-chart
https://www.macrotrends.net/2604/30-year-fixed-mortgage-rate-chart
https://www.macrotrends.net/1433/historical-libor-rates-chart

(not graphs)
https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/inflation/historical-inflation-rates/
https://www.icalculator.info/inflation/historical-inflation-rates.html

wonder what this means for the future.
maybe this is relevant

https://priceonomics.com/how-the-hunt-brothers-cornered-the-silver-market/
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Oh no bros, they got one of us...
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>>45498034
>You can't increase the price of a life saving drug %3000 in a country with no medication price controls because.... because you just can't OK
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>>45498079
Where's the lie? Politics isn't real, you just dunk on the competition until you win. Well Shkreli lost and a bunch of people who need medicine to live won.
Rules are just chow for goyim who lack the balls to pressure the owners for better conditions.
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>>45497926
It does make me slightly angry that you fucking morons from that thread think we didnt already know about something as basic as opex or max pain. Or that you think the options on SOXL are what to follow. Idiots
>the real bear market is next week
Lol
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>>45498079
You know why. It's because he wasn't one of (((them)))
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>>45498034
He broke no laws but they're taking his money anyway. Good reminder that you're never as safe as you think you are.
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Good day for me. 5% raise in the works, got a new bed (uh me and the wife wore the old one out over the past decade), and closed out the week green in my portfolio.
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>>45497587

The only time positive real rates can be maintained is when the debt is low. Debt is high so we're a ways away from that.
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>>45498079
>You cant
lmao what was that other pharm company that was still doing the same shit even to this day
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>>45498169
>People who need medicine to live won.
No, they did not.
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they say to buy low
and sell when it's high
but so far this year
i just want to die
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im buying back into UUUU tuesday. whats the best way to do it?
>sell itm puts and expect to get assigned
>buy leaps
>buy shares
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>>45498079

I would have to read the full case, but considering it was a monopoly lawsuit, they must have found some evidence of illegally stifling competition.
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>>45498034
Didn't he make the mistake of being to cocky and bragging about his exploits all over the place? Drawn too much attention so made himself an easy target for those in power to "show their goodness" and bring down evil greedy capitalist.
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>>45498220
One of the other big ones was Mylan, until they did a merger/spinoff with a pfizer division to erase the name. But that was run by a senator's daugher so I doubt anything will happen.
Valeant was another one - also name changed.
Skreli's company name changed too, but he couldn't change his own name sadly.
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>>45498282
yeah but thats also why people love him
when is he getting out of jail since im sure he can catapult back to relevance with how split online media is now
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>me getting btfo
I literally made $4.13 today
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DMRC anon show yourself I have some questions.
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I went all in on weed today bought CGC at about 200 shares worth. Pretty much calling bottom here for MJ would load more but got stuck in shorts
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>>45498034
>"You are vilified for giving the pharma industry a bad name."
lol The guy was a businessman plain and simple. Bit of a dork, but I respect that he stuck to his guns.
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I got the spiciest burger from McDicks. It was actually spicy.
About time. But it's a delayed spice. Hnnnnng
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looks like jxn will be ok. see you tuesday faggots.
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>>45498412
>delayed spicy farts
it stings bros
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>>45498473
I was shidding blood after todays market and after todays spicy nuggeds.
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>>45498412
They have a spicy borger?
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>>45498500
Canada. They have a spicy chicken. Lowest is habenaro. Medium. I think spiciest is ghost pepper. What's fucky is unlike normally when you eat spicy shit and the spice hits you right away, the spice from their petro chem shit (ghost pepper) hits you 10 min later.
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>>45498397
>Get offered to fuck a another girl
>fuck a man instead
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I cashed out in september and left exactly one dollar in each hold i had. I have many regrets
Oh i know no one cares /blog whatever
But if i could read the future if only
t. Would have lost thousands
Why didnt i stick with spy instead of heavy spread
fuck
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>>45498630
Ive been out for four months no market attention at all i have 4500 afraid to drop it all do i spy call jan 21 or wait
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>>45498630
Instead of leaving $1, I set up a watchlist of all the stocks I sold with the number of shares I sold and the price I sold them at. It's an easier comparison.
Looking at the list now... If I held on to everything I ever sold, I'd be down $5600
Some of these I timed pretty well I guess
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>tfw you manage your own etf
sold ALL my (((etf's))) today to delever entirely, detach from market beta dragging me down, and get rid of the fees and forced allocations. now it is just just me against the market. i have severe autism and i'm approved for margin trading, and i am optimistic about the future.
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>>45498685
>>45498630
>.x shares
completely worthless
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>>45498794
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>>45495661
Found a shelf full of them at a neighborhood walmart the other day. Kroger had fuck all for produce
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egjfIuvy6Uw
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>>45498879
The Walmart near me never has anything
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I've started to make sure to buy either SPY, SOXL, TQQQ, or QYLD every time I take profits from options plays now. Should I add anything else, or are those 4 solid enough to keep accumulating? For the record, I have the QYLD and chose SPY over UPRO/SPXL so that I actually get some margin from my holdings. 3x holdings give me 0 margin and I like to sell CSPs or spreads against my margin. I also already have some exposure to crypto in a different account, and I don't want any more.
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>>45498960
Come home.
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>>45497977
>pink id
>dubs
Not so fast. These trips and green id mean golden bull run all year
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>>45499021
>heh l, nothin personal
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>>45499003
30/10% TMF/IAU for hedging
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>>45499018
... I used to go there all the time as a kid in California
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>>45495813
The line always goes up eventually, at least on indexes.
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How does the RObinhood margin work? Can I buy LEAPs and leveraged ETFs with it? Is there a limit based upon how much cash and equities I own at Robinhood?

I wouldnt mind paying 2.5% annually to own more LEAPs...
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>>45498630
https://vocaroo.com/1cwXrpFMfdlu
I cashed out in september and left exactly one dollar in each hold i had. I have many regrets
Oh i know no one cares /blog whatever
But if i could read the future if only
t. Would have lost thousands
Why didnt i stick with spy instead of heavy spread
fuck
But in spanish!
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>>45499143
>2.5%
kek
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>>45496577
lol
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>>45499176
Can you get a cam whore to say "oh yeah I love your cum jam jamanon"
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>>45499251
Listen. I pay for topshelf hookers at my home. Cam whooors... I only get bottom of the barrel no-english speakers. Translate it to spanish and you have a deal. But you have up to 30 seconds of spanish text. What do you want?
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>>45499103
Thanks for the suggestion, I'll need to look into hedging with those more before I see if it's something I want to do.

>>45499143
It won't be 2.5% much longer.
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currently working on this for my long term. any tips recommendations. not planning on touching it for 25 years.
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>>45499307
oh sí, me encanta tu cum jam jamanon. ¡Sugiero a todos en /smg/ que compren mermelada!
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How do I profit off this? DFEN? NRGU?
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>>45496537
just say she's hot and you wanted to jerk off
what's she gonna do? tell your wife that you're straight?
you can only lose if you make yourself look like a beta
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I slurped TQQQ
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>>45499316
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio#analysisResults
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>>45499334
Sounds good honestly, is this based on the rational reminder portfolio?
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Do we get to play mumu next week?
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How much cash is too much cash to safely leave in a checking account?
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>>45499529
My parents have 600k sitting in a checking account that they've refused to invest for 30 years because they're afraid of the market.
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>>45499529
You literally keep what you need and invest everything else.

>what about savings
Don't do dumb shit and if you're bad at investing, just buy the SPY.
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anyone lack motivation? feel like crap. need to buy a house, but just not motivated. wat do?
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>>45499529
$1
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>>45499409
https://vocaroo.com/1kKl12QBho0s
No problem Jam fren.
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>>45499562
Fucking BACKTEST that shit and show them.
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>>45499500
just looked that up. similar but def a bit more risk at the cost of lower fees. benjamin felix is great, i have seen a few of his vids.
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>>45498960
Canadafag here. Our local Walmart is not in a major city, but I'd say the staff shortages is the biggest issue. There's stuff we don't have, and the stuff we do have isn't being worked as effectively because I'd wager we're about 2/3s of the staff we need across the store. We're keeping our head above the water, but not thriving thriving.
I suppose this might be similar across the entire supply chain - if more people wanted to work things would get fixed pretty quickly. As long as gibs are flowing, nothing will get done.
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>>45499584
What is this supposed to be?
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>>45499590
They don't care. By the time that becomes my inheritance it'll buy maybe 2 shares of TQQQ. They don't even have any stairs in their house anymore to speed up the process.

>>45499589
My hero. Saved.
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>>45499596
Yeah they try to do small cap value exposure, and get international equity through AVUV AVDV. Could look into that angle, vanguard has VVL.TO.
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>>45498384
WHY CGC? WHY NOT CURLF or ERBB or ITHUF. HIGH TIDES RAISE ALL SHIPS VALUE NOT GROWTH
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SFTbros. I am sorry. And I am down 50%. I failed you.
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>>45499656
i'll look into that, ty.
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What would be the chosen weapon of a bobo lead chapter of space marines?
I'm gonna make some high effort OC
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>>45499822
Red dildo chainsword obviously
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>>45499822
I want to say rail gun. But some kind of large futuristic weapon that rails them.
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>CDC warns loosely woven cloth masks are 'least protective' against COVID
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/cdc-warns-loosely-woven-cloth-masks-protective-covid/story?id=82274150

Are you fucking kidding me??? Is this a joke?
The CDC has literally gone full circle.
>no, don’t use masks, goy, those only actually provide any protection for doctors. stop buying masks, schizo.
>here, goy, try out these cool new cloth masks
>masks are required indoors
>no, goy, you need the N95 masks. Those cloth masks hardly do shit.
>TRUST THE EXPERTS, GOY
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>>45499529
>>45499562
You should be leaving only 250k in a bank account because that is the maximum amount the banks are entitled to return to you if "something happens". So if you have over 1000k, and "something happens" they only have to ensure you get 250k back.

The rest of your money should be invest in SOMETHING. Whether it's a house, land, ETF, dividend, retirement, CDs or a fucking business. Do not leave it lying around.
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>>45499929
IM SO FUCKING TIRED

IM SO

FUCKING

TIRED
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>>45498630
Spreading is a terrible boomer meme, desu. To do great, you want to keep a close eye on your trades, look at their technicals and do frequent trading.
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>>45499822
power bearclaws
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looks like the loss will be so devastating that you'll get a sex change
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how are you guys doing so far this year?
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Reminder that LABU was soxl_shills second favorite shill
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>>45499929
CDC only two years later arriving at the same conclusion that took /pol/ two hours is still impressive.
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>>45500126
i only have puts, i will just scale in hahaha
>>45500155
holy shit lol that is actually pretty solid AI work
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She looks just like me in person.
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>>45499947
Actually the parents get 500k insured if its a joint acct and +250k for each qualified beneficiary. So maybe they know a thing or two bub.
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>>45500138
Barely down 8%
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>>45500226
There was unironically someone still holding CRBP until last month
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>>45500225
and that is useless because it isn't makign them more money
they're insured for shit that wont happen
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>>45499589
Fucking kek, this is definitely going in the update
>>45499691
Yes, yes you did. I will be taking my losses violently out on your bussy. And then my wife mikochi will laugh and look at you with shame after.
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>>45499589
Sexy laugh i came everywhere hot hot hot hot sexy bobs
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>>45500144
I don't want to remember... he doesn't even post here anymore after he betrayed us
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downloading the mcd' app for 3 dollar burgers and 1 dollar fry
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They Don't Know What's Coming.
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>>45500138
Up 10 percent. I'm even up a few percent over what I had before I burned 10k on weekly puts in late december. 8k plus today.
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>>45497537
Just retire if you're gonna be such a pussy.
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>AQB bros... even Cathie is capitulating..
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>>45500392
That's literally the bottom of mutant fish
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>>45500273
Maybe they would have little to no use for the expected return, and dont care for the added risk. Maybe they dont love their son and dont care about leaving him anything. Marginal propensity to consume bub.
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>>45500138
dn 200k
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>>45500309
He'll come back when SOXL rips to 70 again
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>>45500414
no idea what you're trying to say
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>>45500446
They dont want the money in fucking soxl or anything else because they already got all the money in the world. The game is mine. I deal the cards.
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>>45500138
DOCN and NVAX are kicking my ass.
SOXL is doing well.
Reasonable returns on CLF, X, UUUU, and SOFI.
Flat on XPO.
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>>45498202
You contribute nothing. Hang yourself.
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>>45500406
after the jokes about it the past few weeks I read up on their finviz, their CEO mentioned offhandedly that they have ~$200M in cash
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/aquabounty-issues-shareholder-letter-provides-133000937.html
>January 11, 2022
>our robust balance sheet, which included almost $200 million in cash at the end of the third quarter
their current market cap is $130M..
they are building a facility (financed through bonds) that is worth $300M
it unironically may be time to slurp - Cathie capitulate selling is another signal
food inflation is one of the worst out of all in the basket.. food prices will continue to rise
demand for meat and seafood will continue to rise
AQB although it is a meme, although it fell from above $10 to now below $2.. I think it is unironically at least a 5 bagger currently
it's turning into a GME irrational valuation situation, where their market cap is less than their cash on hand
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>>45500328
Noooooo
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>>45500392
Thats a shame, I liked the mutant fish shills more than a lot of other ones
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>>45500418
how did you lose so much?
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>>45500488
600k is not all the money in the world
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>>45500379
LMAO based (and I'm a huge bagholder)
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So I guess we are just going to crab up along the 200dsma on tech until the first rate hike? Or OpEx? Or waiting for quarterlys? TSM and MU which had the most recent quarterly updates barely moved through all the bullshit.
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>>45500423
hes in the thread now if you know where to look
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>>45500563
If youre old enough it is. If you ever manage money for olds youll see how the risk calculus changes.
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>>45500570

(You)
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>>45500536
Kinda bullish ngl
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>>45500664
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>>45500536
The CEO through multiple public offerings have built a war chest. But they are burning money just as fast.
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>>45500620
It's you!
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>>45500690
how are you gentlemen?
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>>45500138
Relatively flat.
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>>45500707
I am not gentlemen. I am one person. A gentleman.
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>>45500655
Bill Gates is young?
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>>45500620
I want a refund
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>>45500558
I'm getting ass raped in semis, but it surely won't get any worse.
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Can’t wait for everyone to suddenly be scared if war with Russia again and it all flushes 3% on Tuesday
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>>45500138
I've lost 3.45% so far this year, about $14k
On another note, does anyone know any good YT videos or something I can watch to help me not hate myself so much? And maybe allow myself to have friends, and possibly even talk to a girl?
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>>45500784
>On another note, does anyone know any good YT videos or something I can watch to help me not hate myself so much? And maybe allow myself to have friends, and possibly even talk to a girl?
I can be your dating/socialization coach.
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Lucky us, we get to spend a whole extra day gaming fun with the lads of /smg/ haha. We really don't take ourselves to seriously lol.
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>>45500862
> typo
God damnit I hate phone posting going to kys myself I'm sorry I let you all down
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>>45500745
I hope we shake off this rate increase bullshit.
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>>45500862
>gaming fun
I know what game I'm playing this weekend
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>>45500784
Take a trip to Eastern Europe and buy yourself a wife.
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>>45500862
Based.
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>>45500930
What game is this? I wanna play
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>>45500919
March is priced in. We might just be waiting until official word.
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>>45496468
>If you didn't want me to watch then why post them?
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Arkk bros
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>>45500936
I'm not allowed to date or marry foreigners because of my job
Well... I guess I can, but it's a lot of work and I'd probably lose my job in the end anyway
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>>45501063
What country are you from?
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>>45496577
Well meme'd sir mmm truly delightful you've done this [Deleted] gimmick before and i loved it
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>>45501091
I'm from the USA
Also, I meant to say "paperwork", not "work" above
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>>45500936
You can get a better deal on a wife from the Philippines. That's my end goal. Once upon a time I even used Philippines dating apps and collected a ton of village girl nudes.
>>45501021
Monster Girl Island on steam. It's a masterpiece but if you want the rest of the developed game you'll have to make a discord and find the monster girl island server. Highly recommend
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>>45501022
There is no telling. This shit could tank for a decade or shoot to the moon next week.
Nobody really knows.
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>>45501114
>Once upon a time I even used Philippines dating apps
Can you tell me some??
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>>45500536
https://investorplace.com/2021/04/aqb-stock-worth-50-percent-more-based-on-fish-farms/
>Apr 1, 2021
>AquaBounty intends to change that. It will use the money to build out the capacity to farm 10,000 metric tons of Atlantic salmon (about 22 million pounds). Assuming, over several years, that the company can sell that capacity at $4.77 per pound (the department’s estimate), the value is $105 million in sales annually.
>That implies that the $224 million stub value for the fish farm business in AquaBounty’s existing market value is only 2.1 times revenue. This is much too low.
hmm
they are making progress on their facility.. salmon is also much more than $4.77 per pound, even at bulk wholesale now, if they did even achieve half of their target, it would be $50M revenue $130M valuation

>>45500685
>they are burning money just as fast
as far as I can tell they're spending $12-20M a quarter currently, with plans to have the 10,000mt facility online by 2024
very high probability that they both don't meet their timeline, and that they don't produce as much as they thought, but even so, they could meet their spending
prior to these bonds their debt was only $9M as well
I think they are too cheap here at $130M valuation, even if they are a meme
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>>45501114
I would get a plaything in the Philippines, but if I actually wanted kids I would go to Eastern Europe and get a nice Eastern Orthodox girl then convert to Orthodoxy for her sake.
She would love me for it, and the church would help keep her in line.
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>>45501127
No then you'll steal my village girls
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>>45501162
Gib
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>>45501124
Nah. Too much money injected. Spy didnt even a top 33% year. We can go harder.
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No niggers, please. Only light skins make me GUSH.
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>>45501154
My genes are already tained with 7% Jewish DNA. I have blue eyes but they're Jewish tricks
>>45501168
Fdating and filipinocupid were the only free ones I found. They were very fun when I was a lonely incel on drugs
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>>45501114
bros i'm talking to agirl in tehe phillipines do they larp about being a virgin because she cute
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>>45500862
>>45500907
haha youre just a carefree guy! youre alright cheers
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Diversity your assets anon
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How do I short anime? Not a single cult classic has come out in awhile.
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>>45501371
No matter how much wealth someone accumulates, they can never be a "future aristocrat"
At best, their descendants 4 or 5 generations in the future might have a chance, but even then they'd be considered "new money"
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>>45501251

>tfw when 25%

I just tell myself I'm one of the good ones.

Also I buy gold to do my part to help hasten the death of the (((dollar))). I figure if I help topple globohomo maybe Jesus will be cool about the whole crucifixion thing.
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>>45501382
EWV
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>>45501402
Name one true aristocrat not in the (normie) public eye
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>>45501420
I don't understand the question...(?)
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>>45501251
>Fdating and filipinocupid were the only free ones I found.
Do you need to change your geolocation to use those apps on iphone
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Can somebody explain to me why you wouldn't buy 90 delta calls 14 days DTE, then sell at 7 DTE?

You can buy SOXL $55 strike for $10.50 currently, so your paying $1 a share extrinsic, in exchange for getting 80 delta while paying for 15 delta. Your getting 5x leverage at almost no theta cost, the delta is so overpowering that a single positive day makes it profitable. And if it expires OTM, then SOXL had such a bad couple weeks you simply buy it anyways at a huge discount.
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>>45501430
new money gets the spotlight to get hated. old money that runs shit are barely noticed in the news.
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How to make money from fuck prostitute?
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>>45501457
*gets vanna raped*
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>>45501410
Jesus is the one who said that your jewish blood “doesn’t matter”. When the kikes were trying to say that they were the “seed of Abraham” to try to btfo jesus, he was like idgaf about your “blood”, God doesn’t need you.
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>>45501493
Pimping them out
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>>45501457
because you will very often not make money on those calls
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>>45501402
Why does the leveraged investor looks like shit
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My portfolio has been crabbing for 1 year what do I do ? Should I just go all in in 1 trade ? I'm so sick of this shit already
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>>45501488
I still don't understand quite what you're trying to say
But, the public doesn't decide who and who isn't an aristocrat
The existing aristocrats do
It's an invite only system
Even if you suddenly became the world's first triillionaire next week, they'd never consider you one of them. It's more about the wealth you grew up with and the wealth your ancestors had than the wealth you currently have.
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>>45501310
If she's from Cebu or Manilla she's not a virgin
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>>45501510
why? I have almost no extrinsic value aka theta to get owned by. If it goes down and my call expires worthless, then the underlying lost just as much, except my losses are ALSO capped. Its simply too easy
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>>45501444
Back in the day it was on the computer so I don't know
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how are mortgage creditworthiness / rates calculated for companies?
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>>45501547
the markets been crabbing anon. we just have to live with the kangaroo situation, the market went up too quickly so now theres rotations
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>>45501578
then do it fren and prove us all idiots and make lots of money
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>>45501578
Volatility crush. As your price distribution narrows (delta approaches 1), so does IV

This is known as vega decay or DvegaDtime also known as Veta. 2nd and 3rd order Greeks are fun. Lol.
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>>45501657
The calls that he's getting have very little extrinsic value so IV crush doesn't really matter. His problem is if they lose their intrinsic value.
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>>45501688
Oh if he's going for 90 delta calls then veta isn't an issue, his deltas are an issue. Yeah youre right.
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>>45498827
>>45498794
Dumb whores still haven't figured out what divvy DRIP is. Sad.
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>>45501710
yeah, im looking at 90 delta calls 14 DTE. So the extrinsic is around $1.

And yes I know they can lose intrinsic, but that means the underlying went down anyways, and if our thesis that buying and holding SOXL is god tier, why is this not god tier too? All it does is allow me to leverage up to 5x on SOXL, have basically a stop loss at the strike I buy, and im paying almost no extrinsic for the opportunity.

I havent done this yet, im just curious why its worse than simply...holding SOXL for instance
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It's the Jews.
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>>45501864
>and if our thesis that buying and holding SOXL is god tier, why is this not god tier too?
Bruh leveraged ETP's suffer from chop loss so imagine going 90 delta leverage on an asset that shits its pants 10% at a time once every other week
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>>45501901
oh i know, i owned SOXL for a long time. I simply held and sold at some point recently for huge gains.

My point is that the huge drops almost effect me LESS, because i cant lose any instrinic value after it drops below my strike. So while these dudes are losing 10% on their SOXL, my calls cap out at like a 7% loss and then my intrinsic is gone, oh well!
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>>45501934
because when soxl dips 10% you dont lose your shares, but you can lose a lot of money on short term calls
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https://nikotheos.com/2022/01/14/oil-and-the-dollar-a-look-at-alternative-sources-for-macro-analysis/

Tell me what you think
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>>45501516
Stress from regular +8% followed by -8% patterns
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What are you guys pouring your money right now?
I borrowed a bank loan to buy Paypal, Shopify, Etsy, Coinbase, Activision. I might even go on Margin if it goes lower.
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>>45501951
yeah I know this, but i can always just....buy SOXL at the new dipped price if i so choose. or calls that then skyrocket when SOXL does.
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so spx traded flat and soxl rallied, what does this mean for post coon day?
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>>45502054
You took out a loan before using margin? I hope it had a low rate
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>>45502140
Loan is lower rates for me than margin. Margins are daily interest calculates to 7% while loan is like 5.59%
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noot noot >>45502246
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