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How do I get hood rich?
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That aint hood rich thats nigger rich
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Smoke some dick with ya boy, yessir, bussin nigger
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>>41860359
I don't get pictures like this, thats not even that much money.
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>>41860359
Rich but at what cost? He looks like a failed version of Vegeta.
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Steal bikes
Sell bikes
Buy coke with money
Sell coke
Repeat steps 3&4 until you have 1 million dollars in dirty cash
Launder your money by starting a rap career and buying your own albums.
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>>41860359
nfts unironically
many people will buy nfts to flex
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Take a couple thousands dollars out of your bank account in different cash denominations spread them around the floor.

Boom instant hood rich.
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>Color ur skin brown with poop
>turn down your IQ about 30-40 points
>smear the poop on your teeth
>Roll a dead pigeon in road oil and put that on your head
>Make Instagram doing dumb shit
you are now accepted by modern societal norms
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>>41860359
he has like 20 cents worth of paper on the ground
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>>41860359
>Get approved for a lease on a large SUV
>make sure the term is like 8 years too
>Immediately max out your credit card to pimp it up
>don’t pay anything
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>>41860404
Its close to $20grand in cash. Literally more than 90% of humans on earth have.
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>>41860404
Maybe he was showing off how much he made in a single day by robbing an ATM? Then posted this on social media and got put in jail because cops be raciss n sheeeit
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>>41860435
That's why they all rapping.... I always wondered why people from the hood start rapping
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>>41860359
By the looks of it, withdraw about 10k and smear it all over your disgusting floor next to a cheap gun.
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>>41860359
Be an interest to Jews.
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>>41860519
>$20,000 in a rapidly depreciating asset that earns no interest or dividends
niggers are unironically NGMI
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>>41860359
lol look at his cute lil shoes
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>>41860359
Getting a rap deal with rich Jewish producers and sucking their dicks and letting them fuck you ass

https://youtu.be/OO3WF1Ek7RU
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>>41860359
By buying link at ico broke ass whiteboi
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>>41860482
20 cents? Anon that's $20,000.
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>>41860359
Have $2000 in 20's and show it off to poorer people.
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>>41860359
link with pooh shiesty
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>>41860881
ayo ooga booga dat nigga be havin $100s in dat shiet tho
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>>41860857
wont mean much when hes dead or in prison forever. the feds who printed it would yoink it right back to its rightful home
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>>41861013
>its rightful home
israel?
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>>41860359
Is that Spotemgottem? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.
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>>41860359
rob sum yt bois
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>>41860359
that’s like what 15k? lol wait no it’s like 8 lmao
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>>41860519
like 70% of people are niggers, chinks and pajeets though
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>>41860705
>master of the obvious
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>>41861246
well they haven't made it for 400 years, sorry for pointing out the obvious but it's now domestic terror-tier edgy to state the simple fact that niggers are stupid
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>>41861092
sauce on this video? Some nice lulz there.
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>>41860359
Be black that’s important.
Don’t get shot. Really important.
Change your name to something misspelled and stupid as fuck.
Make rap music.

Did you even have to ask OP
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>>41862129
Shit forget about the second. It’s ok to get shot. Just survive.
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>>41860359
Unironically buy DogeBonk
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>>41861092
That webm is a trip
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>>41860359
God, that looks like movie money. That has to be movie money.
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>>41861092
Drugs were involved with the making of this great video.
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>>41860359
>muh jordans
>muh extended mag glock
>muh grill
>muh cash money
>muh retarded hair
This is the peak nigger archetype
>>41860519
90% of humans aren't white so I don't care >>41862560
It's not
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>>41861092
That webm is insane
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>>41861092
Even the Pelicans are homeless drug addicts in California.

Btw, 1 of the best webms I've seen in a while.
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>>41860404
it is when everyone you know only makes 796 on the first of the month and trades their $350 in food stamps for drugs
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>>41860359
If you're white your odds are already really low unless you look and act like this guy
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>>41860359
and he's an actual gangster if you look it up. I think white guys that aren't actual gangsters get laughed out of existence even if they make it off rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRloyXNGssA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TvbFJDEcnw
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>>41860435
damn never thought about it like that.
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>>41860359
>>41860359
Holy shit he can buy a used Toyota Corolla with all that. Look at those filthy floors. Is this actually a lot of money to niggers?
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>>41860359
Funny thing is that poor man thinks that is alot of money
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first you need to define both rich and hood rich
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>>41860359
>be annoying as fuck
>be black
>have a couple soundcloud bix nood tracks
>street perform at your nearest synagogue
congrats you've become hood rich



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