HOWDY PARDNER>Brokers:https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed) (embed)>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed) (embed)>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed) (embed)>Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free chart:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Options!!??>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comPrevious>>25945748
Anyone else holding NAIL? When is it going to $100?What's the next good meme pump?
>>25947514Gonna give my dick a meme pump in a bit.
>>25947480>>25947497kek how did you guys find this out
Who the FUCK is using Gamestop? Have they really adapted to the modern world? Is this not just a fucking Blockbuster? WTF?
A timely new thread for onceI just want to reiterate my great pleasure in seeing this loser ejected. I wish they could somehow get back whatever compensation they gave him the past two years.
H-hey steel gang... how we feeling??
Reposting that tomorrow morning I'm going all in on ABQ>Profitable>Actually makes something>Meme>Demonstrated growth potentialPray for me
That GME stunt will bring in the dumbest of dumb money into the market.Bubble collapses within a month.
>>25947548Also considering this but if it just goes to $15 it's not going to outperform other stuff like TQQQ
>>25947514My speculation says housing market is like a game of jenga at this point
>>25947546Good because the dump was due to expiring calls.
> drop out of college> parents invested my entire college fund in krispy fucking kreme> their broker moved it somewhere else and they forgot about it> just randomly got 30k because technically it was in my name and the account was closedwhat should I do
>>25947546I'm liquidating my position tomorrow because the meme is dead
>>25947514LCI
>>25947551Elon will post a picture of a child blowing bubbles and the entire market will crashScreencap this
Remember go all in on GHIV it is a Christian company that hates fags
>>25947542Someone linked a stocktwits post about it, but he completely denies it of course.
>>25947578Short tesla
GHIV is going over $14 tomorrow
poopoo peepee
>>25947477Awww, look at the cute kitty.
>>25947590>Market sells every single TSLA share for the lulz>Price doesn't budge
>>25947616I will never EVER invest in a business that does nothing except move money around
i NEED to turn 25k into 250k im gonna take that trannies advice and go all in on REFR
>>25947588EAT SHIT FAGGOT
>tfw realizing if China invades india to get anthracite the poojeet H1B nightmare will be over and my steel stocks will climb ever higher
CCIV in top ten gainers today and thats not including additional 11% after hours.
>>25947610ok now what
Sirs I was just using optionprofitcalculator for some hypothetical profit numbers if the GME squeeze happens at some point. It appears they have added strikes up to $55. I am apeing in tomorrow for a lotto.
>>25947544I really don’t get it either. never underestimate the man-children
>>25947630Here's my other cute kitty
>>25947643>a business that does nothing except move money aroundBut that's exactly what you're doing when you trade stocks. You don't invest in yourself?
>>25947548you buying pre market?
I had an accident
>>25947660oh god I would love to watch Asia eat itself the livestreams would be amazing
>>25947544have you looked at the average man lately
>>25947685Those toes don't go together...
>>25947678goddammit buy it next week on a red day you fucking fomoing boomer retard
>>25947689No because my IQ is in the double digits
>>25947711>>25947681But is there not another fucking service or even many services that already fucking had online game sales?! Fucking fuck dammit fuck
Well starting end of Jan McConnell will get the boot from his senate leader chair. Check bill 4.0 will be a coming soon after.. More free money! (1,400)
>i NEED to turn 25k into 250k im gonna take that trannies advice and go all in on REFR
Anons. How do etfs such as QCLN determine the specific price of the etf at a given point? And how do the keep buying and selling pressure from affecting it? Or does it affect it? I mean if the holdings grow the value of the etf grows but how do they keep massive sell orders from draining the price?
>>25947749just let me do my taxes first so i can be eligible
I will never understand shitcoiners. You may as well be in forex. Why would you not invest in something with actual (not relative) growth?
>>25947761I seriously hope nobody here falls for this.
>>25947666ALSO CHECK EMand check that volume
>>25947696>tens of millions of bugs fighting tens of millions of brown manlets doing the needfulI'd probably cum
why shouldn't i just dump half my portfolio into the literal stock market itself?it only goes down when everything else goes down, so shouldn't I just keep it simple and direct?
>tfw /smg/ finally talks about the greeks
>>25947685>incel feet
>>25947744Seethe nostopper
>>25947725I'm using profits from some calls I sold today. I will do as I please :)
>>25947784I'm sure there are people who already have (this time)
>>25947761i dont get it im already up .04%
>>25947761How does 5k sound?
>>25947804explain to me why im getting assigned on a covered call which had a delta of 0.15 when i sold
>>25947804I prefer shawarma
>>25947761Isn't tranny the only one who is a millionaire hereWhat does REFR do
>>25947749Wait until they give everyone 2000 a month as well as backpaying that amount retroactively to last march
AQB
>>25947743well I just heard about this company tonight and I actually think this tech is cool and makes sense, im thinking of going all in besides my PLTR holdings
>>25947834that's not even beating daily inflation NGMI
investing.com futures working again. Bullish or bearish?
>>25947545its gonna take time for them to turn out, that industry is not kinda to sleepy bois
>>25947854More of us than you'd think
>>25947685That's a cute kitty anon, be sure to scratch his belly for me.
>>25947856
>>25947856shill me on it
>>25947837I don’t see a duck
>SAVAThat is all.
>>25947854There's like 2 others that have posted proof and a bunch of larpers that claim to be
>>25947854His parents money paid for his transition but they’ll also pay for his tombstone with his birth name on it
>>25947880Thanks, fren. He's a very photogenic kitty.
>>25947784get a load of this retard >>25947854a bullshit isreali smart glass company that doesn't make money
>>25947924fucking lel
>>25947902
>>25947776bro crypto is a global derivaties market of digital assets and being pursued by Russia and china for an edge over US financial hegomony. The space is dominated by slavs and chinks. If the US gets its shit together and takes up this tech race the amount of value that will be created is mindbogging. The 90s was fueled by the internet being developed by the US. Crypto is next gen shit, its not going away
>>25947870smallcap 2000 is green, that's all that matters for GME
WHAT HTE FUCK IS NASDUMP DOING IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY ITS RED AND LAGS EVERYTHING ELSE WHAT THE FUCK
ehang?
>>25947854Several in this thread and many, many cryptards who are millionaires. Pretty sure there's an ETH early adopter who has 8 figures.
>>25947939What kind of return are you expecting (And in what amount of time)
>>25947854i think REFR is a weed stock. or refrigeration or something
>>25947962Because it's already up massively compared to the others from last yearGet on the Russel train or get left behind
>>25947879>>25947934I youtube'd it apparently their tech is on the new Cadillachttp://youtube.com/watch?v=9JJC3O7...
>>25948003>Cadillac>broken youtube linkN
>>25948003That link didn't work for some reasonhttps://youtu.be/9JJC3O7hmEwAlso>Nigger hostThis shit gonna tank to $2 LOL
Loves to sleep in laundry
>>25947866>ATH price>fish farmsYou're going to get bogged.
>>25947962um shes green though
>>25947939They just issues more shares to fund the building of new facilities to grow genetically altered salmon and will become a dominant force in the atlantic salmon industry. A great ROI
>>25948037No wonder that wigger tranny likes the stock. Hard pass.
>>25947962Nasdaq = TSLA retard strengthRussell 2000 = GME retard strength
>>25947992>>25947854>>25947934they just got in on the cadillac today, wtf is wrong with /smg/, I talked about it before it mooned today and everybody thought i was clf trannyfuck you guys
>>25948055but GMO fish farms! isn't that cool to everyone else? Or just me.
>>25948074RETARD CHECK AGAIN TIS FREE FALLING WHILE EVERYHTING ELSE GOES UP WHAT THE FUCK THIS HUGE PIECE OF SHIT IS SUCH TRASH FUCK TEHCH FUCK N IGGERS FUCK TRUMP FUCK KIEKS FUCK ISRAEL FUCK YOU FUCK BIZ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25948037>nigger hostlol no
Fuck anons.. I need to hunt for new positions, can we have a big dump? The only position I have left is in GME and FCEL. I need to enter a few good ones so I can just sit and shitpost all day again while making money
>>25948124>Fuck it, I'll throw it in the ETF-Cathie, probably
>>25947477is Apple finally finished?
Half of my portfolio is XL FleetBased or cringe?
>>25948124>GMO fish farmIs that FDA approved for sale? You can't sell GMO meat but are fish an exception?
WHAT HE FUCK ITS STILL GOING HOW WHY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25948138OK, just buy shares for everything listed here: https://spactrack.net/activespacs/Then you're statistically guaranteed excitement every day.
So, will CLF continue to dip?
>>25947749>Joe Manchin blocks your path
what's going on bros
>>25948125go back. NDX is green nigger.
>>25948154You know what's outperformed SPY *and* QQQ the past 6 months?NACP.
>>25948111Because he's shilled it here before, in the exact same way he shills CLF, he's admitted he is the REFR shill and the KTOV shill, fuck you you stupid faggot
>>25948170$50 by april screencap it
Cannabis is immune to the market. Cannabis line only goes up.>MSOS
>>25948159
>>25948185nas dumping dont worry about it>>25948205>naacpnot investing in niggers ever
>can't pass by these at the market with out thinking "heh, CLF tranny"godammit i hate and love you at the same time /smg/
>>25948238>>>25948159
None of you niggers talking about ARK filing for a new Space ETF. This is the time to load up on space stocks like SPCE, SRAC, MAXR before they launch their ETF
>>25948211so what you are saying is you are a fucking idiot and you missed out on easy money today? ok.
thanks for whoever recommended PIPP, no idea what it is but it's going up
>>25947973$EH looks promising, depending on the after hours imma day trade it tmrw
>>25948276No, the time to do that was before the filing. Those are all up 15-20% AH.
>>25948111I picked REFR up on my scanners today and posted it and everyone started calling me CLF tranny as well lolYou guys are some schizos
>>25948285Lose your money then dumbass
>>25948285Shut up tranny
>>25948264Pictured: CLFfag desperately clinging to his 0.5% ownership worth of bags in REFR
>>25948276i'm 60% GME 40% TSM right now, i can't
>>25948294>no idea what it isBottom of page 4: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001822835/000110465920107856/tm2029933-3_s1.htm
i caved in and downloaded tiktok and one thing i've noticed is things that i suspect are ads but appear to be content. like this guy saying he got 10 crockpots at walmart for $4 each.seems like a way to get people into stores to try to find deals. this is the third one i've seen for walmart specifically.is WMT going to win over the zoomers and beat AMZN?
>>25948349is tsm gonna fuck us on earnings? tell us what you know
i wonder is naked calls anon is alive still
>>25948322he posted this after he dumped his CLF calls you 25 IQ nigger
>>25948333no you? >>25948336no you?holy fucking rent free
>>25948264>The clf mascot is a guy falling to his death
Is twitter dead yet?
>>25948378
>>25947870Bearish. I used to be a contender, a paper billionaire, now I'm a nobody.
>>25948362wtf is someone gonna with 10 crockports
>>25948276>ARK mommy will literally take me to the mooncan't wait to get some LEAPs
>>25948339CLF trannies dad just posted on stocktwitshttps://stocktwits.com/message/273233496Is this a buy sign for $REFR
BIG HAPPENINGANDREW LIVERIS IS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AT LUCID, AND HE IS ALSO AN OPERATING PARTNER AT CHURCHILL CAPITALCCIV IS GOING FOR A MOONSHOT
>>25948401After their retarded CEO came out and said "Yeah, we fucking own online discussion, cry about it"? I dunno.
>>25948401As dead as pre-Trump NYT. They just don't know it yet.
>>25948352mergers and acquisitions company that makes a premium off of shuffling business shit around with ties to biden? I don't know anything about this just bought in when I saw biden ties lel
>>25948441
>>25948401No but I got my account locked for calling Seth Rogan a retard. In other news, POWWchads are we ready to see $9 tomorrow?
>>25947546Buying more X and HOGYou can't stop me faggot And I'm not taking my pills, fuckface
>>25948462Bingo. They could merge with GME and the next day it'd land a contract for distributing PS5's to every DoD employee.
K pop fag how much did you make off of GME recently? You ought to be rich now
>>25948154who knows. i would say twitter is in serious danger. who knows if they rest can hang on.
I'm in bros. Just dipped my toes in for $1K an hour ago and I've already made back my brokerage fees. I think I'm gonna make it.
>>25948467ITS HAPPENING
fuckin a im going into PIPP its like i can benefit directly from the dems sleazy backdoor corruption deals as they continue to sell the country out to china
>>25947926I used to have a cat like that, a bicolored, black and white, tuxedo, american shorthair. At a young age he suffered a massive heart attack and died. Take care of your cat, fren, you never know when they'll leave you.
CCIV HAPPENING
>>25947546>>25948481CLF trannies dadhttps://stocktwits.com/message/27323349I can confirm this is his dad I am his neighbor. CLF tranny does a LOT of cocaine and fucks hookers with no protection. Dude is crazyWe may go bearish short term boys especially with Mr. Pedo Biden coming in
>>25948124>farming fish indoors>good ideaYou're essentially betting on investors to be completely ignorant about aquaculture and economy of scale. This is essentially a pajeet SPAC tier scam
>>25948544https://stocktwits.com/message/273233496
>>25948544>implying biden wont poomp commodities with stimulus infrastructure funny moneyShort term you could make a lot of money but long term yeah the economy is fucked
>>25948496Kek, the fact that he isn't here gloating probably means he sold before this happened.
>>25948491You have a price target? Sorry for asking for spoonfeeding I'm just clueless about these weird financial SPAC shits
>>25948544take your meds.
>>25948563well I am ignorant about this, shill me why indoor fish farming is bad
>>25948369TSM earnings is a non-event, priced in already with the +20% rally since Christmas and info from monthly revenue reports (https://investor.tsmc.com/english/monthly-revenue/2020)im holding it because it's proven to be my safe haven stock since Junei actually want it to dip on Friday, want to buy more if I end up trimming profit on GME tomorrow. Dunno what else I'd put money in now when TSM's geopolitics risk is getting lower every month, especially when INTC is going to start outsourcing to them nowthey're going to be even more vital to US tech shit (AAPL, AMD, NVDA, QCOM, etc also relies on them too much)
>>25947477>10.77% MNXXF pump today>Their website has been slow after market closeI can't even find any news that led to today's hype but I'm thinking another small speculative pump tomorrow.
why MARA isn't making a move during after hours?
>Biden says 1.3 trillion package >Schumer says 2 trillion >yields explode 5bps >DOLLAR EXPLODES >DAQ is dumping >SPX kinda dumping? >Russell up big as is dow but with a strong dollar?>Gold and Silver heading out to funky town How? This doesn’t make sense if the “REFLATION” trade is on then the dollar should be down. Yields rising higher should signal a market top and a selloff in everything growth but the S&P barely moving. What the fuck is going on?
>>25948654Don't listen to that anon. (((They))) are afraid of the indoor fish farmer.
>holy fucking rent free
>>25948563i was worried for a second theyd be doing open pens. indoor farming lol rugpull incoming
>>25948563it's sounds dystopian and disgusting enough to actually be something they are going to push on us, although if it was algae or waterbugs i think i'd be more inclined to think it's going to take off
>>25948690The economy is broken
>>25948663nice you actually know something. i thought tsm was my safe space but the shit i parked there monday is not doing well.
>>25948726>>25948563NOOOO THE HECKIN' FAST GROWING FISHRINOS!!!!
>>25948614>You have a price target?No.
Starting my 12dollar an hour job tommorow. I hope I can do it and potentially get out of my hole...Do you think taco bell will give me covid?
>>25948787No, hell people use the drive thru more than anything now.
>>25948800Youre gonna make it man, just be strong, have faith and a bit of self control you can do it.
ONLY THE FOLLOWING MAY REPLY:___CCIViliansCMTR Chads___Anyone else is too low IQ to reply
>>25948854WHERE MY CCIVilians at?
>>25948800I think if you're desperate enough to be working at Taco Bell, COVID-19 should be the least of your worries. Hang in there.
>>25948854CTRM*
>>25948533THATS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>25948853thank u fren. I think I'm gonna make a small budget list on a Linux program so i can see it everyday idk
He just nuked the bears? 2T stimulus. Neet Bux for life. Stocks only go up. CLF to 1000. GME TO 10000. PLTR BACK TO 27
>>25948892im rooting for you.
>>25948496He literally sold everything before the pump and started buying puts
Is Gamestop allowed to do a shareholder vote (to recall votes) AND another stock offering at the same time to sell on the resulting squeeze?isn't that just free money for any company?
>>25948533what the fuck is lucid? spoonfeed me
>>25947999What's an ETF or leveraged ETF that tracks the Russel?
>>25948921LOL
>>25948929a company whos about to start metting 80% of TSLAs volume within its first quarter selling luxury EVs
>>25948690I thought Schumer was 1.3 and Biden was 2? With Manchin talking things down, seems like a symbolic 950 or 999b would be the final figure.Everything else is moving about as much as it has been the past few days. Yields are also only moving like 2bps. Or do you mean over the past couple weeks?
>>25948921I think he might actually an hero after the 20th, that schizo has nothing left going for him at this point
>>25948920<3
>>25948496He lost like 90% of his money in some retarded options trades
>>25948929lead engineer designer of model x from Tesla made his own company, filthy Saudi money backed by $1bil +
>>25948941Just bookmark https://etfdb.com/etfs/leveraged/equity/UWM and URTY are what you're looking for.
>>25948985that's actually got to be hard to stomach, i guess if he learns to then he will be able to handle a lot in lifegme was actually pretty hard for me to watch....much tomfuckery involved
>>25948910>CLF to 1000They've gotten to nearly $200 in past rallies so triple digits isn't unreasonable if we actually see commodities take off.
why do you idiots post memes being smug about random spacs? everyone knows how to play these. none of these are special and it isnt impressive when they go from $13 to $16
No one man should have all that power
>>2594903318.60
anybody know good water stocks? how the fuck do you invest in water? that was michael burrys next play
>>25947546I had a CLF call.I feel pain.
>>25948985If by chance his robinhood account was locked until half way through today, he would had a nice 6 figure gain if he finally sold his Jan calls. Just found the post lol >>25849399He sold monday
>>25948654Look up the volume of fish harvested by companies which farm outdoors. Also indoor fish farming incurs the extra cost of handling waste water. True industrial fish farms are fucking disgusting, which is why tiny AQB will never compete
>>25949033I'm just a newfag lurker pussyhands, Idk how to play them... I just want to turn 1k into 2k then 10k so I can better my position in life and feel better about myself as a human.
>>25949125dont gamble on this if you arent certain you can take the loss if it goes bad
>>25949063>hey you, yeah you kingI don't care if it's japanese to english......the punctuation is fucking annoying
>>25948929It's a high-end EV play that will inevitably get way too overvalued before dumping. >>25948957This isn't a Tesla competitor, the only thing in this price range is the Porsche Taycan and even then it's much more expensive.
Oh free money come to me, pass the check bill 4.0 by end of January!. Even better news; McConnell gets the boot from the senate leader chair once those two new senators get sworn in.
Just put $10,000,000 into CCIV. Wish me luck
>>25949152theyre based model AIR will sell at $70ktheir projected volume of production in their first quarter is almost as much as teslas projected volume for enxt quartertheyre ready to hit the market hard
>>25949171>11:08 pm est
>>25949110Is he still getting sued for lying to RH about all that?
Fidelity has apprarently gotten me 16.32% return with their automatic investing the last year.Should I just leave my other retirement accounts with automatic investing or just buy VOO?
>>25949110He's literally going to off himself when the world doesn't end after Biden is sworn in. I'm personally going to miss the lil retard. Not going to lie.
>>25949171post proofs or fuck off
>>25949161It is the holy duty of the American people to vote out anyone that will ever deny us gibs
>>25949102Just log into your futures/CME account, bro https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/us-index/nasdaq-veles-california-water-futures.html
>>25949150I'm a wagecuck with savings, but no investment knowledge. 1k won't ruin me but it would reinforce how much I view myself as a failure
>>25949114thank you for the response
>>25949063>didn't buy sachikoincya losers, weebs are going to the moon.https://files.catbox.moe/7f70iw.mp4
>>25949237its a latin american tradition. When we imported beaners they brought their shitty sense of civics with them. Argentina was the richest country in the world 200 years ago
>>25949209I filter every single kpop image I see in these threads, so I have no idea. Only reason I saw that post was because it wasn't filtered yet. I can stand baggie's drunk posting, but not kpop faggot's schizo bullshit.
>>25949232heres your proof nigger
>>25949219If you have to ask, your account balance is probably low enough that an extra percent or five one way or the other won't make a huge difference. In your place, if I had no interest in learning the markets, I'd negotiate a raise at work and stick with the automatic investing.
>>25949255I wouldn't be surprised if retards keep throwing money at AQB. So maybe you should do it anyways :^)
>>25948157Bout to fucking find out in the next few weeks. That and OPTI are my largest positions
>>25949110damn what the fuckthough i can't really speak either when I trimmed half my GME at $14
Longing Biden and Harris locking nigs up in record numbers GEO is profitable, good balance sheet , PE is “cheap” And pays a fucking 15% divvie. Previous democratic years have taken this to almost $40 a share as well. Long Biden ‘94 super predator 2.0 Buy GEO
>>25948185-.12% i wish it were more
>>25949220I've seen like 3 world ending predictions from him over the last few months, but miraculously we're all still here. The world won't end for another 400,000+ years and we'll all be dead by then so who cares.
SPYCEY RYCEY to the moon baby! We are gonna reach the stars!
>>25949395Only thing RYCEY is reaching is bankruptcy.
>>25949303i can't stop tripfags/namefags and i appreciate that they make it easy to filter themcan't filter kpop fag but he grew on me with how pitifully retarded he isreal pity he didn't just hold after the ultra bullish Cohen confirmation, i'd rather see him gloating here with his GME permabull delusions
>>25949354Now this is quality DD that's only possible on /smg/. What's your position?
>>25949395>Uk space agency
>>25949354I really like the price of this. Wish me luck Anon
>>25949200That is in 2022 and it will probably be delayed like the production of every other EV company. Tesla is producing almost a million cars this year with two new factories coming online near the end of it. Lucid will start at 30,000 car per year and will take years to scale up to 400,000, then they'll have to build a new factory. I'm not against people buying this stock, the price will probably go higher, I just think as a company it is incomparable to Tesla.
>>25949458unironically kpop fag giving up on GME was extremely bullish and I'm an idiot for not realizing
>ctrl f GHIV>4 results (5 now)Thank god, the cancer is ridding itself.
You don't invest in Chinese companies, do you anon?
I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...>>25947837
>>25947578>dropped out of collegeNGMI desu>parents spent "my college fund"Sounds like they spent money they saved themselves instead . >what can I spend $30K into to unironically become a janitor or a cook?Tesla 4 years ago, fren
>>25949351If you're who I think you are, you've already held for almost half a year, so can't really fault ya for taking profits. No one knew the GME pump would've happened the way it did today. No one knew MARA and RIOT would have gone 1000%+ and 500%+ in just 2 months. No one knew TSLA would continue to rise more than 2x since its stock split. Its all in hindsight. Opportunities come and go every day. Tomorrow there will another one. We'll all eventually make it.
>>25949506Here you go buddy ghiv ghiv ghiv ghiv ghiv ghiv ghiv ghiv ghiv I have 20 calls on ghiv ghiv ghiv ghiv me them cheap shares you retards
Anyone still holding MARA?Pic related.
>>25949515Okay.... I kek'd. Well fucking done.
Hello, bloomberg terminal fag here.if you guys have specific requests for things you want me to pull up when i have time tomorrow, reply to this. (ill probably post this again tomorrow but if you get in early i might actually search it).
>>25949506>Post merger ticket switches to GAIDS>Board approves dividend of 1 share per day to all shareholders>Even if you sell all your current shares, your broker will deliver the dividend share the next day>You can never get rid of it from your portfolio
>>25949586GME, BBBY
>>25949558MARA is for cheap leverage on BTC only
UK Space Agency. Wtf is this?
>>25949395Shill me on Rolls Royce
>>25949110That's just pottery, he must be so pissed.
>>25949588I peed. Checked.
>>25949511Yes, BIDU and BILI. I'm long on China and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>25948419the fucking zoomer retards on that watch shit on that app file their teeth down because popular tiktokers, if thats the right term, do it so they can get veneers. If some popular influencer bought 10 fucking crockpots, those dumb little niggers are gonna floss their asses to the nearest walmart and buy those fucking crockpots. Fuck it, calls on wmt.
>>25949586CCIV Please, thanks fren
>>25949537it's true, people become millionaires everyday by various means and they all beat us to the punch, no need to get flustered especially if you are selling in the green
>>25949114>>25949255I thought the farm was basically a demo.Big money is in licensing gene patents.It's GMO fish! Tilapia with salmon genes that make them grow faster! Salmonlapia! How could you not want a piece of that.
>>25949603>>25949586be more specific with requests, me screenshotting the chart or spread or volume isnt that special
>>25947477Anyway this is bullish? Double cup and handle?I've been working my ass off trying. It's not just my money. I'm hoping to get back to 215k asap by going all calls in semis and 5g, nothing else.
>>25949586Oh, and FAARthanks fren
What was the /biz/ archive?
>>25949458You can filter avatarfags via ImageMD5 on 4chanX. He is the only one that posts in these threads that I go out of my way to filter. I gave him a chance in the beginning, but I have never seen him post anything remotely useful at all.
>>25949609Yes that's what I'm asking
>>25949586literally REFR
>>25947685Jesus, mosaic your disgusting feet at the very least
Wait a minute, when you retire how do you get money out of your 401k? It pays you monthly, right? then does it just sell stocks from your retirement account to pay you? Or do you just manually liquidate which stocks you want to pull out the money you want?
>>25949674Fat fuck tranny
>>25949614He will be on the 21st. As of now he's "spending his money on hookers because the world is ending and we're in the end times so it doesn't matter he missed out on GME"
>>25949640What the hell is the ticker and why arent you using volume
SRAC TO THE MOON (literally)
>>25949525Lum is cute! CUTE!!!!
NASDUMP CRATERING AGAIN
>>25949696Ours will be seized by the government by that time so no need to worry about it
>>25947923Only mentally ill freaks like CLF tranny feel the need to prove anything to a bunch of pedophiles on an anime site for teenage incels and 30yo groomers.
>>25949696>confusing 401k with an annuity >waitgo back
>>25949697Not everyone here who is intrigued by Yesterday's CES and REFR is that guy schizo
>>25949717I love Lum!
>>25949697RENTFREE
>>25949558Still holding 2023 LEAPS and might repurchase my March calls at some point.
Assuming the following are already paid for:>housing >auto insurance >phone bill/internet The rest would be gas (not much), food and various items like tooth paste, asprin etc. What is the cheapest I could live by in a month???
>>25949696You'd almost certainly want to roll it over into an IRA. At that point, these rules apply: https://www.investopedia.com/retirement/impacts-drawing-your-ira-early/Worth noting is this provision for early retirement: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/sepp.aspSo in short it's up to you how much to withdraw and when. But if you ignore some rules there's a tax penalty.
>>2594947110k about 1100 shares Nothing wild but being paid $1500 a year to hold something that either locking up half of /pol/ or nigs it wins.
>>25949775Can I live on $90 a month???
>>25949750Dude, is it really my fault my generation has the worst financial education? Please no bully.
>>25949741Chad small caps win again
>>25949775$8,000You need money for daily hookers and blow and filet mignon, ofc
>>25949586Curious about the short interest on MARA. iBorrowDesk used to show a figure, but now its all blank. Anything else special related to MARA would also be appreciated. I'm not sure what you can see on a Bloomberg terminal, so that's why I'm so vague on the last part. Specifically interested in the short interest though.
>>25949767You better pay for some liposuction with all your gains before you lose it on garbage
>>25948475$10 EoWt. 405 shares at $4.01
>>25947588
>>25949775>>25949807>Can I live on $90 a month???No, food alone will likely be more than that. Budget like 3k annually for food and add in everything else you buy. This assumes you're actually frugal and won't buy stupid shit.
>>25949537well yeah im prob the same guy you're thinking because i cant shut up about it yetI'm slowly getting over itnow I have the night to sleep on to decide if I should trim more profits tomorrow. GME's back to being like 60% of my portfolio after I just trimmed it down to 25% last month. Who knew April calls could be so powerful
>>25949614He rage bought puts this morning and kept saying how he didn't care, but come on it was up almost +60% since monday as of close. He's definitely seething.
>>25949823Then you should unironically read through the Boomer Investing 101 link from the OP: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started"Just have this investment pay me without thinking" is an annuity and they really suck. Don't do those. Instead you probably want to instead look at target date retirement funds, especially when you're just starting out and don't know a call from a put.
>>25949712Thats my portfolio view. I lost 100k by accident and have been getting plagued by bad luck and timing. I put 25k into ERIC calls this week so I might get lucky. I saw they were up after-hours. I missed out on GME selling my calls for INTC puts at open. That was pretty unlucky. There's a 5G company I've seen posted a lot named callquam or something, goes by QCOM I bought 50k of calls yesterday morning. Also SWKS. So ~90k in three ER plays so I'll know in a month if I'm fucked or not.
Wow bitcoin going up Billy.Guess my bfarf will go up tomorrow.I hate having no money to buy stocks. I have 100 in my checking account and dump every extra cent into stocks probably 1k to 2k a month. >100 checking account>25k
>>25949247Failing is learning and knowledge is power. Grow a spine and don't be afraid to fuck up trying to improve
baking
i was destined to be poor
>>25949640That is no cup and handle sir
>>25948238>require that human food containing GE salmon bear labeling indicating>food containing GE salmon bear>salmon bearUh bros
>>259489745bps from 1.07
lithium chads where you at??????
>>25949354>15%Holy shit. My living expenses are less than 15k a year, and I have 100k.If it didn't tank or go bankrupt, I could just buy into this and go NEETmode forever.
>>25949807Only if you're a good looking, loose girl desuProbably make money for freeIf you're a guy, you'll probably just die poor and homeless though desu
>>25949537Well if anything about mara and riot.Bfarf will go up likemara and riot did too.I should buy more shares of that on Friday. I think I will.
>>25949960ngl bro you sounds like an absolute retard.
>>25950039>>25950039>>25950039>>25950039
>>25949999Have you considered, well, not that, Mr. Quads? A target date fund or, hell, just a 60/40 TQQQ/TMF split?
>>25949999APHA is going to keep going up so you got that going for you, dont despair, and your big losses are on tiny investments man, chin up
>>25950013Even if it dips 10% who cares? Divvie still comes in Biden Harris will be locking up everyone look at their previous personal history.
>>25949558TANSHO will defeat MARA in the mid-long term. easy play
>>25950018excuuse me its the current year. im sure he can find a sugardaddy to pound his boipussy every night
>>25949946i was looking into puts too, that was the dream plan right? Sell calls on the peak then buy putsbut the IV makes the risk-reward so shitAt OTM put like 30p is at almost $3/share for something expiring in two days. TWO DAYSThe stock price has to go down -10% for your to breakeven before it starts printing profits, that's a huge handicapBetter off just selling calls for 40c 1/15 which are $1/share right now. Covered calls of course kek
>>25949960Thats a lot of money to be spending but those look like some safe moves.
>>25950040Lmao, he could have fucking just bought tsla.
>>25949640>>25949960>It's not just my moneyGod damn, stop gambling. You shouldn't even be buying short dated options with any money that is not your own. Figure your shit out.
>>25949927>decide if I should trim more profits tomorrowI've been in/watching GME since $6 and its one of those stocks that can move +/-20% in a day and that's normal. I'm not sure about tomorrow, but there will probably be a dump as the big boys that sold calls will probably wanna keep some of their shares. If it holds above $30 by Friday close, god we are all gonna be fucking rich.
>>25949640You can't do TA on your whole portfolio, you mongoloid.
>>25950124Instead of buying puts you can try to sell calls and buy back when its red. I did that with XL and did it with a $25 strike price when it was $13 and it went all the to $33
>>25949354Holy fuck I will buy just because you made me laugh.Good luck to us all!
>>25949354>BidenThat's the same people that want to defund police though. Can't arrest if you want anarchy and no police. It will drop lower desu
>>25949965>Bull flag forming on the 1H chart
>>25950026Yea I'm in BITF.V
>>25950124Ya IV on some shit was almost 400% today. If a squeeze actually happens, it probably wouldn't even be worth it
>>25948003>REFRCadillac? Who the fuck buys that junk. How many do they even sell anymore. If you told me they were on the F150 or Camary, then I would get excited.Cadillac will be out of business soon...
>>25949999>APHALOLreminds me of the first year I opened my TFSAjust make sure you're learning from your mistakes. Start reading up on and trading with fundamentals or just SPY until you know how to do that so you don't touch garbage like Cineplex or Aphria
>>25948276Who he fuck is flying into space. The airlines can't get people to fly to fucking anywhere without giving tickets out for almost free.
>>25949354Ok I take back my laugh buy. After doing DD this company stock price is acting weird. The company has grown into the main provider of immigrant detention services for government agencies such as ICE — the primary government entity that detains immigrants who attempt to enter the U.S. illegally. This is bullish under TRUMP. And yet the stock has been on a down trend almost as soon as he entered? What kind of (((manipulation))) is this? GEO has even gone as far as donated to the TRUMP campaign. How is this bullish under a defund the police demonrat admin?
>>25950154I do TA on my portfolio, actually can tell you a lot about yourself. Not about your stocks though
>>25950375The Democrats love cops more than Republicans do cuz they've devoted themselves to becoming Republican-lite.They also love austerity and shitting on 3rd worlders, they just claim the moral high ground by being WOKE and INTERSECTIONAL.AOC dropped 'abolish ICE' from her website recently, so thats a bullish sign
Is it worth actively trading in your IRA or should I just buy and hold growth stocks and manage them weekly / monthly?
>>25947926used to have a tuxedo cat but better looking than yours but she left the house and never returned, probably got run over.
>>25951051Open up a second IRA account with some fun money and trade that. Don't fuck around with your main investments.
