OPTI is fake and gay, Animu is real and based edition>Trading tips for chads:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvOHijJqups>Brokers:https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free chart:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/>Links for (You) and twitch.tv/cowohttps://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/https://www.sprc.org/https://bad-dragon.com/shophttps://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comPrevious thread: >>24124495
First for Penny Stock chads.
Any stock simulator that has options? I want to experiment and git gud for the real deal
So I'm reading up bonds and I suppose there's something I'm missing.If you have a bond with a payout of $1000, and a rate of 10 percent for both corporate and the other one, then when it matures, you wind up with $1000 + $100 x however many years. How does this get priced?I think I get why bond prices move up and down. it's because as interest rates increase or decrease, the bonds issued previously gain or lose value because you can just get a new bond if rates are better, but if rates are worse, you want those old bonds. I think hte thing I struggle with however is understanding what these get priced at. Nobody is gonna pay "$1000 + $100 x number of years"...so what would they pay?
>>24131772I wish I bought more ARGGY while it was 60 cents
>talks same shit about OPTI as they did with Palantir Stay poor, reddit fags
OPTI is a chad stock and we are going to $1
>>24131840>x = y retard
>>24131859post proof you actually hold OPTI lellemme guess, a few hundred dollars?
>>24131717>anime editionVery based.
>>24131840most of this thread loves PLTR and was shitposting memes about it from day 1 of the IPO though
>>24131890>both had significant government contracts>"nah, that won't work">"I'll throw my life savings into GME instead"Whats reddit like, GME bag holder?
>>24131717Let's all love Lain.
I got fucked today, /biz/... and not in a good way
>>24132024How the market is closed.
>>24132066he owes a lot of money to a big gay bear
>>24132024You lost your edge. These bands lately were never as good as the ones from a while back.
>>24132024dont tell me you bought shitcoins anon
>>24131980I'm only going to respond to you once anonito, you need some fresh air. Go outside, stretch, maybe read a book.
GME had a good week bros :)
>>24130563Question anon, how have you subsisted this long unemployed? Good gains from stocks? Unemployment? Living at home?t. Unemployed and living at home.
why has OPTI not reported earnings since 2018also lol that chart
>>24132171The "For every inch they take, they lose a mile"
>>24132176>A few hundred dollars.Well, at least your not a 4 fig fag. Those ones get on my tits when they arrogantly tell me to go all in on a meme stock. I guess thats why I'm 6 figs and they are 4...
PI anon here, if OPTIs deal was legit it’d have been priced in already, obviously.Their CEO has a near criminal record ffs.
so whats the take on RKT any scientist in here to shill me
>>24131840>implying reddit doesn't love PLTR
>>24132151I am a leaf. Government gives me gibs and I put them into stocks
>>24132267I put 68k in PLTR because it’s the best play on the market right now, averaged up to $16.40.
Rumor is whatever Tiberius is will send PLTR up more. Some new deal I think. I got the math in my head. 40 per, 50, 100 per. What kinda pay day I'll get. I'm a greedy bastard and I want all the green I can get. How PLTR rakes in the green makes no difference to me.
>>24132171Because it's the subject of this week's pump and dump scheme.
>>24132267dont get high and mighty. i was unemployed and had $0.25 in my checkings account as of june of 2019
why are so many GMErs fucking leafshttps://www.strawpoll.me/35188770
>>24132313i think in general there are just a lot of leafs in /smg/ because we can trade stocks/options tax-free
>>24132309That's nice, we all start from 0. 200k+ at the moment but only 22, however I don't trade. I spend my energy on my company, but trading is your new job, seems like your doing pretty good at it!
>>24132151I’ve been unemployed since March 2018. I live in poverty off of my gainz and ski six days a week during the season (Nov-June or so)
>>24132361I am leaving Canada if they fuck with TFSAs, I swear to god, I don't care where. I could probably retire on $20k in some shithole like Peru.
>>24132430Well don't come to the US. We're heading to the same fate canada did. I'll move to south america with you though. We can tag team trannies together.
>>24132306Kek i know who this anon is just by his writing style. Wonder if anyone recognizes me from my writing style...
>>24132515yea you're the anon that loves BBC and trannies right?
>>24132515it's okay half the thread probably knows my exact holdings from my writing style
>>24132515If you post here regularly of course you know this guy, hell that guy might just be me...
Supposedly you can retire down in Mexico in a few villages on some ocean front property for only $1000 a month income..
fuck PLTR will be red Monday
>>24132284>Government gives me gibsNice. I get no gibs tho>>24132415>March 2018Wew lad thats a long time. Not able to get a job?2019 for me. Havent been able to get one since. Am considering a temp job so once it ends i can get on goverment gibs.
>>24132515I worry about this too, but then I remember that I just lurk 90% of the time and don't post often enough to get recognized :^)
Where my FPX chads at?
>>24132515its Baggie kek
>>24132580PLTR will be green on Monday my fren
>>24132538Kek. Not a chance.>>24132542We got a stalker on here tho.>>24132543On and off. I dont mean the actual person but rather a specific anon if that makes sense
>Which stock is this?Green IDs will make it.
>>24132641wanna bet? i just got a call from my (((friend)))
>>24132652Sector specifc green, shift out of tech. That's usually what Vaccine signals in the clow market. Who knows maybe everything will dump or it will go up.Nobody knows in the clown world anymore.
>>24132652lol it looks like a 6" tall Klan rally
>>24132430i wouldn't worry about us losing our TFSA, it's frankly pretty obscure to the general population (I know some coworkers who don't have a TFSA and instead are contributing to their RRSP first for some retarded reason). It also benefits richer people more, not poorfags who can't set aside money to contribute into it in the first place. These fuckers don't want to lose their TFSAs either, they'll sooner cut down funding for healthcare/education/ etc
>>24132306>Some new deal I think. I got the math in my head. 40 per, 50, 100 per. What kinda pay day I'll get. I'm a greedy bastard and I want all the green I can get.The average PLTRanny is more retarded than cannabro lmao
>>24132648I'm already bettin on it
>>24132652>clown market>a lot expect green>clown market decides red insteadIdk just a guess
>>24132684Until literally this year I had a fucking TFSA savings account at a bank because they never explained what it was for or that I could put stocks in it.
>>24132635yea but... he's sober so... he's not doing the ellipses and... random religious nonsense and... talking about being so in love and... I just know we're all gonna make it man and... check out this YouTube song I like...
>>24132132the last time we had an up friday the following week it started a downward trend
>>24132645>We got a stalker on here tho.Correct and I am him. Don't worry though I don't ever use your info for malicious things. Just for my own personal stash. Nobody has anything to worry about.
>>24132641Red, then deep green.
>>24132787Kylie minogue is his favorite
>>24132580I hope so I can all in
>>24132900Based and checked
>>24132777i only found out about it in 2018 like a couple years after i started working, and that was only because I was part of the weed bandwagon back theni learned very quickly what risk management and fundamentals were the hard way
The fact PLTR is trying like mad to crack 20 is a positive sign.
>>24132896Let me see some of my past posts say yesterday, im sure i posted some. Want to see if ur really stalker anon or someone larping as him.
FUCK I KNEW IT NOW ITS GONNA CRASHWHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH OF MY IRA IN REGENERON AND BOEING????
>>24133084GREAT NEWS FOR AMERICAGREAT NEWS FOR HUMANITYGUARANTEED THAT ILL LOSE MONEY AND MAYBE EVEN BE MAIMED IN THE PROCESS
>>24133106You get what you deserve.
>>24133084i dont get it. FDA approval is good
>>24133069I don't have anything on you, not yet. I mostly mine tripfag data. I'm here almost 16 hours a day. I generally only leave here to sleep. Most genuinely anonymous posters I can't pin down unless they have a recognizable pattern.
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uh bros. does solo have another car coming out? this looks badass
read anon.. more historical tidbits: "In the early years of the stock-market rise that began in 1949-50 considerable interest was attracted to various methods of taking advantage of the stock market's cycles. These have been known as "formula investment plans." The essence of all such plans––except the simple case of dollar averaging––is that the investor automatically does SOME selling of common stocks when the market advances substantially. . . .Many of these 'formula planners' would have sold all their stocks at the end of 1954, after the U.S. stock market rose 52.6%, the second-highest yearly return then on record. Over the next five years, these market-timers would likely have stood on the sidelines as stocks doubled."
>>24133254Woah is this real?
tell me bros, am i going to lose money in SHOP in 2 years
>>24132313tax free savings account is what billionares dream of m8
>>24133254Most of their other cars are still in the concept phase. They won't ever come to fruition.
>>24133249ᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ ʷʰʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ n ᵍᵒ ᵇᶦᵍ
>>24133241Oh shit, Agent Levin? Is that you? Hey do you still have my logs from 2018? There's this really good video I saw back then that I can't seem to find. It had this asian chick getting railed by 6 guys it was awesome. It was sometime around June.
Should I cut bait on UPS? Irs just been crabbing between 160-170 for a month now. More lockdowns and corona hysteria is great for ups, but I'm thinking that any boosted business has already been priced in and the stock can only go down from here.
>>24133254They have an electric classic version of the DB5 as it looked in the 1960s. Honestly that's the closest comparison. You know the car in the James Bond series. They got it called a different name but that's what it is.
>>24133342Your history only shows massive amounts of futa porn. I don't see anything heterosexual.
Regeneron approved. SPY ATH next week.
>>24131772Any thoughts on KOS? It looks like a nice stock to swing.>>24133376Shit you really are watching me. Should've used incognito FUCK.
I don't care wether OPTI deal is legit or notIt will create more buzz and hypeThe ticket jumped 100% on the news alone that there was a 2 billion dollar dealIt has now been paid for, certified, and they are starting to fulfill the order.EVEN IF, all of that is not real THERE WILL BE more buzz closer to December 31st, and thats why I bought in Friday.https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1557340/000107997320000919/optec_8k.htmInstead of wanting it to be a scam, I want it to be real, and I want all of you to be apart of it!Happy New Year
>>24133275I don't know if it's real. someone posted this pic on ST>>24133373Thanks. the only other thing is that it could be a karma revero since it looks like it says karma on the right back side. maybe someone photoshopped it? I dunno
>"Thus we reach the final paradox, that the more successful the company, the greater are likely to be the fluctuations in the price of its shares. This really means that, in a very real sense, the better the quality of a stock, the more speculative it is likely to be—at least as compared with the unspectacular middle-grade issues" interesting, though I'd argue we're plagued with some strong "retard strength" these days. just consider NKLA for example, though its downturn was swift.
>>24133312Did someone say...N
>>24133249GE might hit $12
>>24133517that's *maybe* a 10x ticket with a very likely 100% potential downside, you may as well just use that money for OTM calls on PLTR or GME or whatever else your portfolio hadwhat's the point of dwelling on a dud, you're not the same person who was averaging DOWN on it are you?
>>24131825The redemption value plus or minus depending on if the bond is in the money or out of the money with its interest bearing rate. A $20,000 bond with a 10% value for five remaining years right now would sell for way over $20,000 because the interest rate is almost 0%. Its an odd time for bonds because the interest rate is so low, normally I could also say a $20,000 bond with five years left of 4% interest will be worth way less than $20,000, but that’s not the case right now.
>>24133353Up to you, black friday should raise UPS stock to 170-180 range based on how well it does.I work there, so I'll let you know the insider secrets there.Found a good stock boys!!!!!..../etfBOIL6 month low on Natural Gas. Good time to get in...especially since everything else is sky high.Be chads with me, go natural gas.
>>24132515I change my writing style between threads so I think I'm pretty safe.
>>24133574why are you asking me that question?you did not read my post.
>>24133611>BOILThose are some expensive ass options. I should sell covered calls on that shit.
>>24133517I’m the PI anon, I even said in my analysis that the deal might be real but the company is a scam.So do what you will with that info.
>>24133611Are you a 50 y/o working at UPS or something? Natural gas is dead
>>24133656Yea I have you filed under “changing styles-anon”
>>24133693>Those are some expensive ass optionsWas just thinking the exact same shit lel
>>24133711i'm pretty ure that's him in the photo
>>24133693It wouldn't be hard to get 50% gains on BOIL. It could take as little as 1-2 months based on TA.Also, should I short IBM?
>>24133711Natural Gas has hit a low point, BOIL capitulates around the 20 mark and then bounces up to the 30's/40's. It'll rise back up soon. =30, working at UPS.
>>24133692why? because it's pretty c r i n g e seeing you post and be so emotionally attached to a ticker>Instead of wanting it to be a scam, I want it to be real, and I want all of you to be apart of it!you're the guy with only $800 in it, so who cares and just let it ride until the end, but it is really pathetic to obsess over it. It's an OTC ticker and you may as well just play weeklies with that lack of risk management
Oh, I wonder what sort of share structure $OPTI has...Oh, I see.
>>24132652literally black mondayWait we actually lost 200k? Wasn't that like the high end of the range?>>24133794>30, working at UPS.basedhow long and how do you like it?
>>24133830what does this meanschwab looks nothing like this
>>24133830when the fuck does opti give more details about their 1b deal? or do we have to wait until the end of dec
>>24133693>collect 10% in premiums>lose -50% in value because it's a leveraged ETF on natural gasstop
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathanocallaghan/2020/11/20/welcome-back-to-earthrocket-lab-becomes-second-company-after-spacex-to-launch-and-land-a-rocket/Competition to SpaceX! Good. Anybody know if you can buy shares in Rocket Lab? I don't think so but thought I'd double check with you guys.
>>24133864I don't know, but with 1.68 billion shares it's heading for R/S town.
>>24133879Yeah that had occurred to me.
>>24133863It has 1.68 billion shares. It's bloated as fuck.
>>24131772So pissed I missed the NAKD pump. I was watching it before 10c but wasn't able to get a position because my money was tied up elsewhere.
>>24133844Its a boring job, I wait for 18-22 year old kiddies to load up my trailer. Then verify the tractor/trailer doesn't fall apart, drive, listen to youtube biz/music and deliver loads. Rinse, repeat for 10 hours and end my day.Conclusion: BoringResults: $$$How long? 5 yearsNight shift/no socialization is getting to me though. On the bright side, spent a total of 5 minutes talking with my bosses in the past year.Typical wagie with better wages....just trying to make it.
>>24132652Might crab or dump. With stocks at an all time high and economy in such a state, I having doubts that the bull run would keep on running without a major correction.
>>24131834How much u got?
>>24133968brother, just read a book
>>24131834Buy $XDSL. When those clowns drop their quarterly reports it's going to moon.
No.24131678▶>>24131450noregeneron will be approved next weekand the stock will go to zerothese baggggssssss>>24133968coolI should have stuck with it after being a seasonal helper, instead of going back to school so I could drop out againlol isn't life funnyDo you find it wearing on your body or anything? And do you lift?>>24134024even an audiobook wouldn't be too convenient which delivering packagesI'd try though!
>>24133968That sounds... not bad. I am on the cusp of having to find a new job and I think this might be an option. I currently work for a university in supply management department. Covid has destroyed my hours as they cut in person classes and sports/gym/pool way back. Thought I would be in good shape a couple weeks ago then BAM university execs freaked the fuck out about the case count spike and shut down even further. Starting salary at UPS would be a pay cut for sure but still manageable.
>>24133887Rocket lab isn't really competetition to spacex, they're a smallsat launch company. They might steal some of spacex's tiny rideshare payloads but those probably respresent less than ~10% of spacex revenue.Their rockets are really interestingly designed to be cheap, simple, and reliable though. If almost all of these space companies weren't private I'd be investing.
>>24134024There's only so many audiobooks that are good. Rest get boring FAST. Youtube videos keep me occupied. Mostly business oriented. Makes me money.Goal is to Retire in Puerto Rico, pay 0% Federal Income Taxes and swing trade stocks.
>>24133353market has basically already priced in economic recovery after vaccines are mass-distributedthe real bet now is whether or not america will recover from 1 year of lockdown and race war or if there is going to be another crack in the foundation
>tfw they fired the belching boomer in the wagecube beside you it they started sending you schizophrenic messages on linkedin
>>24134173Race war? Didn’t you hear? Biden is president now, racism is over.
anons someone shill me, i am buying something on monday preferably a growth stock
>>24134173none of that shit matters, its the 7 trillion printed in the last 2-3 years
>>24134240>le printer meme
>>24134238the current memes are PLTR, CRSR, and GME
Get out. You've been warned.
>>24134183Based and Berserkpilled
>>24134262just sold my gme recently, CRSR worth?
>>24134305>just sold my gme recentlylol
If you bought SOLO 17 days ago from friday and sold it at 12-13 you'd have made 4x your money. I dunno about you but waiting a bit over 14 days and walking out with 4x my investment sounds good to me. Fucking sucks I didn't do it. I'd have 36,000 now in my account.
pst your face when trump wins sparking the super dooper perma bull market
>>24134343Yes anon, if we had crystal balls we’d be billionaires....
>>24134130Man, imagine if SpaceX when public.
>>24134125UPS Career routes goes as follows:1) Work there temporarily just to make some emergency money2) Work there permanently, either going througha) Managmentb) Driver RouteEither route, your first year is boring, miserable and exhausting. If you stick through, it becomes much easier.Luckily for me, I bypassed all that BS. Signed up to be a CDL Driver for UPS. Union wages are Yummy.Also fits my anti-social personality.>>24134057I'm into boxing. I get to choose my routes. I can either:1) Work 11-16 hour days, get paid 100-150k.2) Work 8-10 hour days, get paid 80-100k.I chose option 2, so I can actually retire in 20 years without dying 5 years later.The guys working inside the warehouse, loading, unloading are in great shape cardio wise. Anyone that does that job loses 10-20 pounds the 1st month, guaranteed.I was an unloader for FedEX for 2 months in my 20's. It fucked up my lower back and knees towards the end. It's great job for those who want to exercise while making money, but it's not sustainable.
>>24134238>OPTI PPE Coronita-chan gear and robots >PalantirIlluminati tier data analysis >BOTY Hot women in lingerie fighting like an IRL animeIt's the perfect post apocalyptic world combo. Or you can buy GME to please reddit fags that unironically think Biden will bring world peace.
43 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature (to make up for last week's disappointing bungle) is Hereditary (2018). In order to properly demonstrate Shahadah, it will be shown with hard-coded Arabic subtitles that I can't remove!
>>24134372Musk has said that SpaceX will go public when they have regular flights to and from mars.So, sometime around 2030-2035 IMO. They will probably get boots on mars for real around 2028, but regular flights will take the better part of a decade from then.
>>24134389okay thanks for the input
>>24134412I want to die on Mars
Is there no movie tonight?>>24131678>>24131450>no>regeneron will be approved next week>and the stock will go to zero>these baggggssssss >>24134125oh shit i remember youI wish some users were easier to identify or I were better at it. That sucks man.>>24134389oh so you're not even doing deliveries, you just drive a big rig?I did seasonal work where they actually had me use a bicycle with a trailer and holy shit it was so stupid and dangerous kek, but I did lose weight and get in better shape
>>24133864did you listen to podcast? https://stockdaymedia.com/optec-international-inc-discusses-2-billion-ppe-order-with-the-stock-day-podcast-opti-november-16-2020/
>>24134293>>24134368Just looking at SOLO,I can see myself in 6 years from now laughing my ass off as I tell my children>Yes Johnny, retards actually paid more than $10 a share for this abomination of a vehicle
>>24134393>botylmao this is a real thing
>>24134389My uncle has worked for UPS for almost 40 years, started as a unionized driver and has worked his way all the way up into a really well paying position. He always gives working for them a glowing review :o
>>24134461no but I will now
>>24134471jesus christ anon are you still looking at share price and thinking it means jack shit?I really wish you'd shorted zoom when you were crying about "a webcam company being worth more than $100"
>>24133606So in other words this is pretty much the worst time to be buying bonds?
>>24134451This is what I do now.I have wide range of logistics experience.1) Fedex2) Dialysis Delivery*Delivered saline to dialysis patients via UPS style trucks & Semi's to Hosptials3) UPSAlso, buy HYLN when it dips. I see them being huge in the future.
>>24134461is this where you penny stock shills coordinate?I just want my goddamn genetically engineered spider silk.
>>24134533The SOLOcaust can’t come soon enough
>>24134555We are the OPTIMARINES, and WE AIN'T SELLIN'
>>24134555The OPTI CEO has been caught using Reddit and message boards to shill his other scams in the past, but he might have scammed the government as well
>>24134548>wuhan?looks like US, maybe near Death Valleydamn dude sounds like you've got some useful experienceno idea how people find these jobs and opportunities
>>24134533Just look at that car man. Tell me why I shouldn't be shorting SOLO.>>24134516It's a good company, just hope I can retire before Musk automates me out of a job, lol.
there's a recent the penny stock general stopped existing lel
>>24134240>muh inflationlmao grow up dude
>>24134628The same reason options general sunk to page 10 as soon as it was made today/yesterday?
>>24134583>government pays $2 billion for product>company has SEC verified contract indicating transaction >scammed redditBullish for OPTI
>>24134621the phrase "the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent" comes to mind, and seeing the doubters get blown out in short squeezes... You never know
>>24134555uh oh, don't tell me you're still bag holding $KBLB?That hasn't been a play to make for over a year now.
>>24134594Just look up jobs that interest you, get some insider info. Make sure company will exist in 20 years, then do whatever it takes to get the job.Simple asYup>SIPS
>>24134673You do realize that he's probably been shilling on /biz/ as well, don't you?
>>24134693hell no, I had forgotten until nowbut I knew it was probably you againHow much money do you make off this thread alone you think?>>24134734Why? He could just just get paid pumpers like GALT management did. They ruled it wasn't even a crime so the case was never tried.
>>24134583I'm sure Elon Musk does the same thing. Who cares?
>>24134389Anon my cousin just got hired to work for sales for UPS. Sales is 4/6 hr a day making 130/150k a yr.True it’s not the dream job for introverts but if you get good, you work less, & then it’s nothing more than a scripted conversations for simple money
Yes, very irrational. Too irrational....Hell even Nikola went up.SOLO is Tilray 2.0.This bubble is going to pop with 4 survivors:1) Tesla2) Nio3) WKHS4) HYLN
>>24134556I fully intend to jack off to the SOLO fallout.
>>24134734He can shill anywhere he wants. Hope he scams reddit more desuAs long as the SEC website is still showing the $2 billion contract is all that matters in a P/E ratio evaluation. Numbers are all that matter at the end of the day
>>24134503BOTY is like Amazon in 1997.
Ok guys China anon here, I know I need to make a trip code, but my story so far is yes I work with several official Chinese. I’m drunk bear with me. So Thursday night my guy approaches me and says “what do you think about kxin” and I say I dunno Chinese used car dealership? A: why tf is it listed on the nyse, b: I mean yeah it’s definitely at it’s all time low and it’s definitely lower than it’s ipo price, I don’t know why youre acksin me but whatev, then we the other Chinese guy kicks us out cause it’s closing time, then Friday morning comes and kxin does 144% in two hours. So there another, Uxin. The only Chinese car based stock that hasn’t mooned yet, yes the others are actual ev car companies; but this price is literally retardedly low. Check it out. Ok also, he dearly wants me to check out HUYA it’s a Chinese version of twitch. I did my best dd on the shit at the time but I can’t make heads or tails of it, but he’s totally convinced that it will hit 32 in the next week. I don’t like it, but his Chinese trading group has been accurate af, all I’m saying is here’s some fresh intel from some Chinese American traders, and I’m drunk so somebody debunk me
>>24134734that would be p. based ngl
Hell get a state govt job. You got job security right after 6 months is over. From that point till you walk out you actually gotta try to get fired. Also your "sentence" is a hell of a lot lower than in the private sector. Go in at age 19, walk out fully retired at age 46 or 51 (max). Sometimes less if you take advantage of loopholes. You can work as long as you want but anything past 32 years your doing it for free. It gains you nothing in other words.
>>24133158for lots of those covid relief stocks as soon as news came out it was sold off
>>24134899Checked ok, “check out uxin and huya for what the East Asian hive mind is a buzz about”
>>24134788Damn, that's some good money for 4/5 hr day.I have to work 10+ to make that, lol...>Sad RealizationI'm a quintessential boomer.My dad worked for USPS as a driverI work for UPS as a driverI mow my lawn, but I only drink this version of monster.I'm not good socializing with people. I have an Irish temper, similar to Connor McGregor. Less social contact, the better.
>>24134672options general was retardedi was alluding to it being the same reason the tanker general died
>>24132272its a one way ticket to bog town
I DON'T BELIEVE IN TEXTILES. NO ONE'S TRADING THEM ANYMORE. YOU TAKE THAT TO THE NASDAQ CAMP.
>>24134788jesu christI swore I wouldn never work sales but that sounds juicyI need to learn >>24134804his parents should have left him in the crazy house>>24134842You aren't china anon though you're not in china or anythingIs Uxin by any chance that EV/battery stock that was originally a seafood company? So much shady shit going on over there.>>24133158I'm just worried, the stock has been crashing at a stupid fast rate and there's lots of FUDand there's a 'sell the news' risk>>24134970dude you're 30I would kill to be where you are and I'm older than you
>>24134990So they’re Asian Jews?
>>24134842Thanks, I'll look into those.China itself is going strong lately (except baba), so it's good to get intel from there.
>>24134842>>24134842post proof you're a chink official, my uncle is an official in xiamen working straight under wang huning so if you're lying I'll have him send you to the gulags
>>24135025no that's not even the right stereotypeyou're not even hating right
>>24134799Anon I was thinking about grabbing some HYLN leaps on Monday and just chilling out. Do you think the Horse runs again short term though? I think that might be a better short term play while HYLN will be a great play for the rest of 2021
Is MOON a meme?
>there are people who call OPTI a scam>meanwhile on /biz/ there are actual "people" "investing" in "digital coins" called "ballonpump token"
>>24135084With a ticker name like MOON, what do you think?Honestly surprised MEME isn’t a real ticker
Had anyone here actually licked a girls butthole? I used to bang this girl named Andrea. I licked her butthole like it was the option of youth. Is my obsession with butthole licking a result of a parasite?
>>24135113Penny stocks are the OG shitcoins
>>24134546If the stock market does crash, money would flow into bonds. This pushes interest rates lower, and you sell the bond at a profit.When interest rates rise, this causes stress to the credit market. This is the order of how capital structures get crushed:The first assets to depreciate are:- Equities- Real estate- Junk bonds (they're positively correlated to equities)These assets do reasonably well- Mortgage backed securities- Corporate Bonds- Municipal BondsThese assets are risk free (but they carry currency risk)- Government Bonds- TIPSThis asset has optionality but has inflation risk, and also "bail-in" risk since it becomes an equity position if your bank fails.- CashThis asset has deflation risk.- Gold- TIPSThe best way to understand this is by reading up on capital structures. Remember that stocks are the first to go to zero, then mezzanine debt, then senior debt (bonds), and finally bank loans/debtor-in-possession debt.Banks get first dibs (they get all their money back), then bondholders (they get most back), then mezzanine debt holders (they get some back), and then finally, shareholders (who get practically nothing).
>>24135121I did once. She had the most gorgeous butthole I’d ever seen and I couldn’t help myself. It was puffy and symmetrical and the O-ring was very pronounced. Never seen anything like it. No regrets.
MBS failed because the mortgage underwriting quality was very bad in 2006. Mortgage backed securities have improved substantially since Dodd-Frank.
>>24135113you can't compare the rest of /biz/ to /smg/like how many of you even have a coinbase or whatever the fuck you need to trade cryptoI'm never going to bother with it because I'd have to pay taxes with crypto so why bother
>>24135028I personally think the fact that a: an online car dearlership a la car max or some shit is I guess looking for nyse funding? Very bizarre, like I get that nio and the like want American funding but how tf is a Beijing based used car dealership on the nyse?? B: the stock is 1 fucking dollar, it just doesn’t make any sense, any stock that’s down 90% that I’ve seen is typically a pharmaceutical company with bad trial results, can someone tell me what I’m missing?
Movie night movie night! Get in here! Tonite's feature is Hereditary (2018) mashallah!
spacs are the future
>>24135158>This asset has deflation risk.>- GoldDidn't gold perform well in deflationary events too?
>>24135188The next administration's taxation plan is currently not priced into crypto markets. Just wait until bitcoin hits $30,000. When normies sell, uncle sam gets a huge chunk when they revise 2020 tax laws.
>>24135081My prediction:50/50 WKHS & Ford/Oshkosh.My thesis: USPS wants the HR pump with electric play/"look at us, we're green"...while also having a diversified energy source so that they're not totally reliant on EV if anything goes wrong.
>>24135262Gold does poorly because investors get margin called in a liquidity crunch, and they end up having to sell their gold to cover.If the deflation is so bad that it causes banks to fail, then gold is still a good asset to own even if the price goes down, because it's better than losing your entire bank deposit (1931).
>>24134238Pacific Gas and electric will be 14 dollars by EOY or i chop my balls off on blog TV
>>24135279>Just wait until bitcoin hits $30,000that's not really enticing at allI can just chase the next 2x or something in stocks and it will actually be a 2x because i don't have capital gain taxes
>>24135121Licked a butthole last week. I have pic's of the girl to. It's good for the 1st time, but honestly loses appeal once you figure that you're licking shit particles.>>24135233Good short term trade...definitely not longing it.>>24135081Can't go wrong with HYLN leaps. It's going to fly high in 2022.
>>24135158Any suggestions on where to start with corporate structures?
Look into BEEM anon's.Solar/EV charging company.Current Watchlist:MARAHut8 miningBOILNIOPLTRGMEBEEMALB
stop licking buttholes it's degenerate and you're going to end up with parasites
>>24135346I might consider getting in Bitcoin if it crashes again, but 1.5x isn't that appealing when you can do that in stocks so easily.
>>24135352Please post pics. I'll gift you a 4chan pass to dodge the ban. I love feminine butthole
>>24135346>i don't have capital gain taxeshow?
>>24132647Logitech after the vaccine dump it on in home stocks
>>24135403Here's a simple graph
>>24135477presumably through our lord and savior the TFSA
>>24134776$0I don't maliciously shill shit to you retards. It's not my fault you suck dick at trading pennies.
>>24135352>honestly loses appeal once you figure that you're licking shit particles.most people don't need to lick somebody's asshole to figure that out
why are people shilling PLTR? I am looking at their products and don't find them particularly impressive
>>24135477canadians get like 40% income tax, but in exchange we get tax-free accounts to trade stocksdont ask me how that makes sense
>>24134372I'd cash out almost every single position i have and go all in. Idc if tutes dumps the price 50% I'm not selling those shares at all till I get at least a 20x. And even then id only sell off a few.
>>24135568Sleepy joe stock
Convertible bonds are great because you have limited downside risk, and when they mature they act like a call option where you get to convert your bond into stocks at the agreed upon price.
>>24135431Check out crypto Twitter, these guys are convinced 300k by next december.
>>24135607SpaceX would never dump. It would have so much meme hype behind, it would just defy all logic.
I want to human centipede myself to baggies gookfu
>>24135568anything with momentum gets shilledno one took PLTR seriously until it started rallying up this monthif CLF anon wasn't such an obnoxious faggot splitting threads, people would be cooming over CLF too
>>24135723That's the worst thing about these threads. You post about shit before the momentum and people shit all over it until it goes up 200% and they buy the top then yell at you for being a "shill".
>>24135723PLTR wasn't really viable until their earnings came out showing insane potential. Nobody wanted to risk it before then except for crazy anons.
>>24135792yeah CLF gets a reallyyy bad rap because of that faggot relentlessly shlling it after every 3% gain.
The thing that made me jump into PLTR wasn't the shilling nor the stock price movements. It was the first earning report. Where they grew by 52%. If they can keep that movement going, well today's 18 per will look cheap as fuck in no time.
>>24135799haven't really looked at foundry or apollo but I have been watching demos of their gotham software and, uh, i guess it's a handy tool? but it's not the business-saving revolution that people are hyping it up aswhat is the "insane potential"? what am i missing
still iron handing GME, no more profit taking below $20. sell limits at $50 and $100 for the squeeze.
>>24135867Anon, what makes Palantir money is classified.
>>24135874you can watch demos of the military applications of the software on youtube, man. easy to read between the lines from there. again, not sure what their other two products do so i'm not totally against putting money in just yet but just saying that right now it looks like hype. maybe get in now, make a few bucks, then pull out
OPTIMarines, when can we expect the first dollar moon mission
>>24135870>iron handing GMElmao
>>24135723>implying PLTR isn't shitImagine not dumping PLTR in order to buy more CRSR. This year and the next belongs to gaymers :^)>>24135867>what is the "insane potential"? what am i missingThey make the cutscenes to all of your favorite CoD games. PLTR is also automating the payload deployment on the F-35. Now all bombs will specifically target people with high levels of melanin content. Super big contract inbound. Source- bro trust the plan
bros.. why cant we be like a slick zoomer discord channel where we have 2-3 professional analysists that propose moves and we all get rich...
>>24135983Why do you keep trying to tie Palantir with Trump?
I'm holding cash for roblox and airbnbrobinhood is now talking about going public next year. that will be the biggest fucking moon mission we will ever see
I bought SQQQ at close yesterday, I hope tech drops on Monday with all this vaccine news
>>24136033Imagine using Robinhood and getting bogged by Robinhood stock.
>>24135870GME is probably the "safest" out of the meme stocks right now if only because it's a value trap in its core (still only at 0.17x of revenues kek)there's nothing impressive about holding it when institution buying made $10 the new floor
>>24136033Of all the companies id go all in on if they ipo'd they are>SpaceX>Blue Origins>RobinhoodDependent on ipo price (cause i aint going in if i consider it overpriced)>Roblox
>>24136014>mention bombing melanated, veiled queens>you immediately think of blumpfI didn't mention your mango colored cult leader in that post. Cope and sneed>>24136079It's a shame that coom posting stopped them from taking profits at $15/share. RIP
>>24136117why would you seriously consider putting money into a vidya fad?
>>24136170we'll end next week at $14.99 because fuck weekly options holders in particular
https://youtu.be/6g4Y9bKTh-Mnew king gizzard album is bullish for microtonal turkish disco house
>>24136227>microtonal turkish disco house
>>24136183Because it might get a meme pump. Id have no intent of holding long term merely ride the pump up and cash out.
>>24136170>It's a shame that coom posting stopped them from taking profits at $15/share. RIPeasy to say in hindsightit doesn't make sense as a target to trim profits on, and GME is such a volatile stock that every pullback can easily be followed by a whipsaw the next day so it's hard to justify setting a trailing stop this earlyPeople just underestimated how much panic selling there would actually be prior to elections, but fuck lol even TUP had a -50% pullback before it would go up another +400% so just focus on FA and add on pullbacks
>>24136227king gizzard is based
>>24136234is this your first king gizzard album?>microtonal turkish disco house>thrash metal>synth boogie>polyrhythmic acid prog>text to speech sludge metal>spoken word spaghetti western audiobook>smooth jazz>surf garagethose are all albums they did
>>24136194nah, it was only the 3rd week of the month that was significant. It's pretty much clear until 12/18 nowGME can now dump hard now that people who bought 11p and 12p for 11/20 have killed themselves. If you're optimistic, you could also hope that it can now rally upwards until Q3More likely it will just crab until Q3 while PLTR goes to $25
>>24136261I wonder if Burry plays Gizzard on his drumshttps://youtu.be/4zUPTPlkqDg
>>24136183League of Legends and WoW have been around for how long?
>>24136117>SpaceXBased>Blue OriginBased, eventually
>>24136194Q3 is on Wednesday it'll be way higher
>>24136365survivor biaswhat happened to overwatch? All the other MMOs that are now defunct?It's also not enough that they are still alive, how is WoW's growth in subscribers over the past few years? You are putting money into it, can you be sure you will actually see returns on it or will it just crab or go on a decline?if we were talking about a Pokemon IPO, obviously it'd be a different story, but that's never going to happen because they would never need an IPO in the first place because they make too much money already
>>24136391So just so everyone knows, Bezos long game is to turn Mars into a giant industrial planet free from environmental compliance constraints and the prying eyes of Earth. Nuclear powered everything, dumping waste straight to pits, exhausting toxic fumes directly to atmosphere. Terraforming is a giant meme and Jeff knows it. In 2100, Amazon rockets will deliver refined precious metals and other base industrial goods straight to Earth. Mars will never be green, no. Mars will be bright fucking red.
>>24136495>Amazon rockets will deliver refined precious metals and other base industrial goods straight to Eartha rocket loaded up with gold would weigh so much...
>>24136450Do you know for how long Roblox has been around? It's not going away.
>>24136495>Bezos long game>MarsSo close, yet so far. Musk's long game is Mars, Bezos' long game is Luna and O'Neill cylinders. It wouldn't make sense to put a forge world on Mars, the shipping time to Earth would be abysmal. Imagine if you could only send and receive shipments from China every 26 months.
https://twitter.com/ryancoheni hope this is a fake account because if it isn't, Cohen sure is narcissisticbut at the same time I don't think it's fake because the twitter account was made before Chewy IPO'd and no one would have given a shit about some random CEO
>>24136508If it was loaded with gold, sacrificing the rocket and crash landing is still worth. Just getting it out of the gravity well is the bitch.
Is it time for utz calls monday?
>>24136528The closest other square footage is Luna and NIMBY liberals aren’t going to let you go full anarcho-space-industrialism on the moon because you can see it from Earth. Mars is also closer to the asteroid belt. More importantly, there is no other short term use for the land other than as a place to do dirty things. Green Mars is a 10,000 year pipe dream. What’s also important is government subsidies for taking polluting processes off world. The world is going to become more agrarian and service based because that’s what Earth is good for.
>>24136515i just explained why just being "alive" is not enoughyou are putting your money into it and hope it will grow. Do you think Roblox will continue to show substantial growth? Or will it just decline and stay stagnant after a couple years?Plenty of vidya shit and MMOs are still "alive", but in terms of stocks, they'd be like value traps that aren't growing anymorebut say we ignore all that shit because we're boomer investors and don't actually understand vidya. The biggest red flag is the fact that Roblox needed to do an IPO in the first place. Aren't they supposedly at peak popularity thanks to covid? Read the SEC filing again and see how much money they're losing
>>24136645How bout you delete your post and kindly shut the fuck up so we can all pump and dump this meme stock in peace.
>>24136645>Or will it just decline and stay stagnant after a couple years?haha no one is gonna park their money into RBLX for years, we'll dump after a few months tops when the initial pump slows down and put our gains in the next new growth stock.
>>24136642you know half the moon is permanently facing away from earth, yes? and the transfer window is daily instead of every two years?
>>24136539>sacrificing the rocket and crash landing is still worthLol gave me a good laugh
bagholding uvxy for this week I hope you all get fucked up the ass while i make a very small amount of money.
>>24136781>bagholding UVXYif you don't understand why that's fucking stupid you shouldn't be playing with UVXY to begin with
>>24136812im dumb as fuck, but i bought at 12.50bearish week.
>>241359963 things:1) Sex2) Violence3) ConvtroversyThat's what sells, gets millions of views and makes the most money.Get a 18 y/o tight ass bitch giving stock advice that's edgy. Like shorting Tesla or buying leap PUTS on Pfizer when this vaccine starts causing penis shortening in 5 years.No one here on 4chan has those qualities. It's amazing to see even a female on here.
>>24136781>he bought highit's only going down, we're in the no malarkey economy now
>>24135441I'll show pics tomorrow. Just remind me. My phone doesn't upload pics on 4chan. It's old as fuck. It's 130 in human years (Note 2)
>>24135996>professional analysistsprofessional retards, unironically deciding based on memes is better than relying on the garbage indicators they rely on but fail to predict anything correctly.
I want a QRD about michael burry's latest long, LUMN.and I want it NOW!!!
>>24136980its centurylinkidk why Burry likes it, looks like Starlink will be the final nail in the coffin
>>24135352What makes you so sure about HYLN?
that movie was all shot in summit county, UT
I will invest in Coca Cola 300.-€ every month for at least 20 years. Is this a good idea?
>>24137165Apparently I missed a lot in the beginning. Gma and mom wearing the symbol on the necklace. Mom's eulogy saying basically she didn;t know who any of the people at her mother's funeral are and she doesn't trust them. And two lines about nuts "we don't have the epipen". And mom's eulogy was basically "my mom could never admit she was wrong and basically she kept me at a distance my whole life"Really very psychological, not mythological
>>24137165Wtf, so up at park city? That's a 30 minute drive from my house O_O
OOOOOOOOOOOOH shitokay also that line when charlie says "she wanted me to be a boy"that miscarriage conversation was amazing
>>24137069While traditional EV relies on Solar/Electrical infrastructure to charge semi's, HYLN'S semi's use RNG (cow farts) to fuel their semi's. Actually reducing rather than nullifying carbon.They're also not ran up like other ev's. Customers also love their product from their reviews.They can transform an entire fleet. Hybridization of existing semi's while fulfilling new orders for the ERX (RNG semi).Have to think long term though, will run up guaranteed late 2021. 2x+
>>24137418So 2x back to their price earlier this year? This thing dumped hard as hell after it stopped being SHLL
I have 10k shares of OPTI. 5 figure check by the end of december. 1$ if the exit plan.
AAAAND someting about them dealing with the original female body being unfit?I'm assuming they meant Charlie
Is NET overpriced right now? i see this company going nowhere but up in the next 10 years but i also dont want to get bogged short term
MARAuders check in
And so much else... the weird thing about grandma doing the breastfeeding?But really the venting at the support group lays it all out.
>>24137215bomie move, coulda chose amazon
Do poeple in here really invest in ......commercial space travel?
>>24137760Amazon can always be crushed because muh small business.
>>24137881It's actually cringe that europe is so protectionist against Amazon. BUILD A BETTER SERVICE, EUROFAGS. Also, I dipped out of AMZN weeks ago--tired of crabbing at fucking 3100~.
>>24133308oh no, so it's another NKLA epsiode?this is the top of this market cycle, I'm a bear now, this is getting too retarded.
>>24134799Tesla is the original EV bubble stock, the meme that started it all. thinking it won't go down 70% at some point is pure delusion.it's a bet against time, will you make money before the dump or will you get fucked?
>>24136645>needed to do an IPOyour thinking is backwards here, you launch IPOs when we are in a late phase of a market cycle and access to cash is easy. it has nothing to do with "need" it has to do with opportunity.
>>24137215it's a bad move, sugar is not a long term bet.you might not see this if you live in US but in Europe the trend is crystal clear and you will catch up eventually.