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*Gets offered 23 million dollars by WWE in your path*

So if this ugly piece of shit could do it, why can't you, /asp/? What's stopping you? He made it. He was just like you. Ugly. A bit of a geek. A weeaboo. Loves Japanese culture; loves Anime and Video Games and he's reached the complete top.

What's stopping you from achieving your dreams?
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>>5908277
I'm lazy
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>>5908277
He's not ugly but he does look like a faggot
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>>5908291
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Provide proof that he was offered 23 million. That's outrageous
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>>5908277
Is Kenny a Jew...
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much better than /asp/
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>>5908301
meme pushed by Indian dirtsheets.

there's no proof.
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>>5908277
For every Kenny Omegas, there are literally millions of kissless, hugless weeboo virgins in Japan who couldn't even make it as a gas station attendee. Some people are just not destined for success
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>>5908308
Poor bastard. Hopefully when mine is that bad, I can just grow a full beard
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>>5908277
I wasn't born in a wrestling country.
But it's still my dream. I'm 20, it's getting pretty late, but it's still my dream.
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>>5908317
If you cant grow one by 21 you can't ever grow one
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>>5908338
>20
>getting pretty late
Are you retarded? Fucking zoomers
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>>5908307
Yes
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To be fair, he did end up becoming pretty good-looking by the end there despite looking awful as a kid.

How did he do it? Did his face just... end up forming and maturing?
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>>5908291
he's always had gayface, lol
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>>5908355
Facial hair you spastic. He's look like a faggot clean shaven
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>>5908348
he's right. most good wrestlers start in their teens.
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>>5908355
steroids
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>>5908277

His real name is Tyson Smith? Seriously?
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>>5908308

That's a man who hasn't discovered the empowering action that is shaving your head clean bald then watching as both pussy and dick run in fear for their very lives at the sight of your majestic crown of skin. FEAR THE HEAD OF SKIN YOU HAIR COVERED MONGRELS!
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>>5908422
He's 20, you stupid faggot. He's not right at all
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Why does everybody think he's one of us?

He was a good athlete, played hockey to a high level in his teens, started pro wrestling when he was 15. He was clearly just watching nerd TV and playing video games between, sports and his social activities and was a well rounded human being.
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>>5908422
20 is not late at all to be a wrestler, it's not like music or regular sports
>>5908476
Who cares?
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>>5908476
>one of us
speak for yourself, you faggy dweeb. i'd venture to guess most anons here are actually pretty decently adjusted young adults. /asp/ is a 28+ chad board. we just like to shitpost and meme
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>>5908476
Average Canadian upbringing for my generation desu, minus the pro-wrestling shit. He is a gifted individual, not a commonman to come as far as he did.
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>>5908527
I'm 21
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>What's stopping you from achieving your dreams?
I'm too busy posting on this dump to do anything to better myself, that's what.
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is Kenny part Jewish, his face totally looks it in that photo
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>>5908355
The obvious answer is that he took a shower, hit the weights, and got a clue.

He cleaned himself up. Started lifting and eating right. And learned shit.
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>>5908527
Maybe 2 or 3 years ago but this board is probably mostly 20 year old zoomers that came over from r*ddit
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>>5908608
who would've thought Carter was actually good for this place?
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>>5908355
I mean, I've had Vegeta looking hair since I was born, but depending on how it grows, it looks good or bad. The hairline or balding has yet to kick in and I'm almost 30, so I think it's how you make it look at this point.
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>>5908355

His beard hides his jowls.
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>>5908608
Hey fuck you I'm a 20 year old zoomer who came here from Facebook memes in 2012 :^)
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>>5908277
Holy fucking nerd
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>>5908277
why do his eyes always look so dead
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>>5908277
Every gay guy I've met said Kenny is extremely ugly.
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>>5908277
I have no athletic ability, no social skills and no creativity
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>>5908277
>*Gets offered 23 million dollars by WWE in your path*

This is what meltzdrones actually believe
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>>5908939
Fuck off Naito
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>>5908939
>meets up with gay guys
What did he mean by this?
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>>5908342
Not true
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>>5908277
>T.J. Smithson
HOLY BASED
PUT THE STRAP ON HIM
HE'S DING-DONG DIDDLY READY
...AND THE NEW UNIVERSAL, WWE, AND EVERY OTHER CHAMPIONSHIP CHAMPION...
TEEEEEE JAAAAAY SMIIIIIIIITHSOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>5908446
Shaving is a big cope
Besides, I have a huge lump on my crown
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>>5908277
I'm sure he can afford a hair transplant.



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