hmmmm badass
even if true, what a weirdly personal thing to post about someone else
>>12968843work or a shoot?I'm inclined to say shoot since Tony Khan gets off on exploiting people's personal tragedies and makes angles out of it
>>12968843>the more he sweats in a match the more the paint comes off, regaining more of his humanity to victory
>>12968843Holy cringe
>>12968870>darby only started the paint in AEWseek help retard
>>12968843.. Based?
>>12968843So his gimmick is he is 50% doomed?
>>12969015Doomer*
>>12968843Darby and Hangman are my two AEW guys.
this nigga probably has very few memories of his uncle from that age. gonna be a cringe from me, dawg
>>12968843>scull
it doesnt matter what came before he feels pain and he wants it more
>>12968843He's actually dead inside because his fiancee shoot sucked Joey Ryan's dick
>>12968843If only AEW gave promo time for some of this shit without initiating some sort of angle before the 2nd syllable even comes out
>>12969130Darby can't do promos, Excal explained his backstory
I hate creeps and liars.
>>12968857Yeah it's not like it's his gimmick or anything.
>>12968889based sedgewick chad>>12969039i remember a lot from that age, and would probably remember more if i went through a traumatic experience
>>12969130>>12969154He literally had a promo package before his first AEW match that covered all this
>>12969130I was curious how Taz while being banned from the building had access to the titantron to cut Sting off as soon as he started talking. Doesn't make too much sense.
>>12968843lmao. he should use Lincoln Park as he's theme song
>>12969338it’s wrestling
>>12968843Hate this guy he wears women's pantyhose
>>12969329children tend to remember traumatic experiences differently than adults. as in it usually doesn't affect them as much in the long run, they might remember certain parts and blank on different ones or they even might not remember it. children are built to be fucking mentally and physically tough as shit. still, I feel for the guy, even if its cringe as shit
>>12968843Another successful outcome
>>12968889Based
_>CHAD>under 30>weighs in at cut, lean, taut 172lbs>dropped collegiate wrestling after realising it wasn't pro wrestling>carnied reality TV series for a payday>offered WWE developmental deal while aged 26>turned it down because he's not a fuckin' mark wasting his prime jobbing to boomers>(or pEdos like Groom-a-teen Dream)>doesn't sleep>hates creeps & liars>first-ever draw in AEW: even when he was a debuting rookie Cody still couldn't beat him>GOAT theme song>won the #1 Contendership on the 2nd-ever episode of Dynamite>main events for the world title on the 3rd-ever episode of Dynamite>already earned his spot in AEW best-of montages>main evented Dynamite AGAIN within 2 months of its premiere against Moxley>dumped Priscilla Kelly so hard she was last seen being an OnlyFans THOT>hangs out with all your childhood heroes like Tony Hawk & Jackass>so DIMES that Starks came back to AEW just to work matches with him>rekt Starks with a thumbtacked skateboard>so DIMES that Moxley adopted Darby as his son>took Cody's title>took Cody's feud w/ Team Taz>took Cody's program w/ the legend Sting>so DIMES that Sting came out from retirement just to work matches with him>gifted a bereaved child with a championship: p. based imo>had a new championship belt made for him>first person to decisively beat Cage in AEW>will be the first person to tag team with Sting on PPV in nearly a decade>Face of TNT
>>12970523Cringe
>>12970551nah he's based
>>12970523I like how you don't bother mentioning his turbo manlet height status and getting cucked by Joey Ryan
>>12970560>dumped Priscilla Kelly so hard she was last seen being an OnlyFans THOT
>>12970557>Paints his nailscringe
>>12970574>feeling emasculated by painted nails in 2021
>>12970581It's an cringe look. Simple as.
>>12970584>an cringe
>>12969335e-Drones need angles literally pre-chewed up and spat into their mouths by MAGGLE fake-shouting
>>12969130Excalibur explained his story a bunch of time and Darby has in vignettes. He’s not very good with a live mic.