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What bunch of pussies. My main dog Quasar Quackenbush would fucking /HEEM/ all those fags and douggie on their corpses. Hes a REAL shooter, you can tell cuz he wears kick pads
>>12968611antidraw posting gimmick
>>12968612HE FUCKING DROPKICK MURDERED A GUY?????
>>12968605not gonna lie, if you lined up the whole ruthless aggression roster and said "which one of these guys is gonna strangle someone" I absolutely would've picked benoit.
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>>12968600-ran a successful wrestling promotion>killed the infamous self mark Bruiser Brody>Son has successful wrestling career>Gets inducted to Hall of FameCarlos Colon was mint af.
>>12968600if I killed a guy, hypothetically, would it make getting into the business hard?
>>12968654Him or Heidenreich for sure
>>12968658who dat
>>12968667No, just look at Khali.
>>12968667You’d be able to shoot murder 90% of the roster today so probably no chance. RA era no problem
>>12968680Ricky Garvin
>>12968683Yeah but what if, hypothetically, I served time for it and it wasn’t in self defense or an accident
>>12968667Absolutely not. In fact that actually would put you higher on the card.
>>12968693Not the guy you’re replying to, but WWE would be weary about it, but if you look tough and the case is a legit tough guy situation, they’d push you. Again, this all depends on your height, and weight.
>>12968600>>12968605>>12968612>>12968658>>12968663>fake fightersAlready failed
>>12968693Well back in the day you'd get a Nailz type gimmick. But now just come out as gay and it'll all be gravy.
>>12968663>This man is not cool. I arrange the deaths of people who do not want to be cool.
>>12968720>And then all the territories clapped because they didn't have to book Brody anymore
>>12968699Scott Hall killed a guy in a bar fight by taking his fucking gun. that's real tough guy.
>>12968698I’m 5’9 but, hypothetically, in prison I put on a lot of muscle as there isn’t shit else to do in there and when I got out I continued working out. But it wasn’t a tough guy situation, hypothetically, the guy hit on my friends sister and I shut him up>>12968700I’m homophobic
>>12968605>>12968672>>12968654After watching Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, I kinda see a lot of Benoit in there.
>>12968749I’ll be real with you. Hypothetically speaking, that particular incident wouldn’t get your chances up with WWE. Look into Umaga, who got rehired because he got into a bar fight, and is Rikishis brother. If a convicted murderer came to the WWE, with the situation you described, they’d find it hard to bill you as a redeemed character. You could theoretically go to Booker T and have him look out for you, since he has a wrestling school & takes in ex convicts, which would then raise your chances.
>>12968749>I’m homophobicYou mean you're a closet case.
>>12968749can you do flippy stuff?
>>12968768Booker T is probably what I’ll go with, I already, hypothetically, live in Texas. >>12968793No I just hate them
>>12968835Yeah Booker is legit a great person and will help you out the best. It’s either Booker, DVon or Disco Inferno that can train you and get you in the business faster than anyone. Tell Booker your story and he will really fire you up, because Stevie Ray has to do hard time himself.
>>12968740mmmmmmmmmmmm
>>12968822I guess but I’d rather not>>12968849Sounds good, thanks for the help
>>12968835>No I just hate themsure bud
>>12968928Anytime anon. I work with a few talent recruitments for WWE, so you’re pretty much all set to go hypothetically. They are also always looking for referees, ring announcers, actual wrestlers, etc. so sky’s the limit right now
>>12968987>he expects people to believe this
>>12968971im not your bud
>>12969002There’s a shit ton of talent agencies across America that WWE frequently goes to. Hell, Triple Hs agent is located in jersey. That’s how Enzo got recruited & found out.
>>12968987I’m from NY, so I got a question. Would trying out for MLW help better my chances of getting into the WWE, or any promotion?
was scott hall even a tough guy? he was a bully and a shit talker but i think one-on-one a guy like benoit or even bubba ray dudley would heem him
>>12969037I dunno about that era of Scott Hall but 80s Scott Hall used to fight and overpowered a guy and shot him with his own gun
>>12969037>bubba ray dudleyHe was one of the least tough guys ever. Scott seen some shit in his day. Dude was legit into the street life because of his drug addiction.
>>12969029And you're not one of them.
>>12969076If you say so. I’m just trying to help out a person that wants to get in the business. I don’t know what your deal is.
Rick Rude sure does resemble Don Frye.
>>12969091You're a loser lying on an fake fighting board.
>>12969037Hall isn't a delusional self mark like Nash who tells people he smacked dudes around and took pictures with chicks at bars.
>>12969163I called my coworker a Janetty the other day and he GOT MAD
>>12968699rey killed a guy by kicking him in the head, watch your tongue boy
>>12968699Of the 5 fake fighters you’re talking about, 4 of them have legit murdered people . How many kills does your favorite MMA fighter have?
>>12969313I regularly tell my wife that she’s the Janetty of the marriage and she has no idea what the fuck I’m talking about.
>>12969068lol he was a customer
Hollywood choked out that jabroni Richard Belzer on live tv once. Legit tough guy 4 life, brotherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJflxxy_t8Y
>>12968740and got away with it
>>12969498and you'll be the Janetty of the divorce.
