If you could say one thing to him, what would it be?
>>12964180You’re not as good as you think you are. Also I would make sure he knows wrestling is fake
I'd call him an even bigger poser than Shannon Moore.
sup phil
how's april?
Can I see your bronze medal?
>>12964180You're an arrogant cunt, Teddy Hart told me you're the biggest faggot he's ever known and that you're a pussy, i can drop your ass any day i want because i can't stand your gay face and your dorky ass nasal voice. That's it, i want to beat you up because you're a fake tough guy who only lands strikes at fans cuz you know security is gonna jump on them if they fight back you pathetic piece of absolute garbage and sad excuse of a man. Respect the fans, come throw hands with a real man, bitch ass vegan faggott. AAA guy
>>12964596HOLY FUCKING BASED HE SHOOTING>Berto, is that you?
>ITT: Things nobody will ever say to CM Punk's face IRL
>>12964688Hi Phil
>>12964180I love you
>>12964180I have a better MMA record then you
What would I actually say to him? I'd probably mutter something about how I liked the Pipe Bomb because in real life, I'm extremely nonconfrontational.If I could actually say something I thought he would take to heart? Patch things up with Cabana, fucking sign with AEW and stop letting Vince and Haitch have the final word on your legacy, for fuck's sake.
>>12964180"suck me off"
>>12964180I would have my bro filming while I challenge him to a fight and then post the result on /asp/
"Continue living rent free in /asp/s dome"
My friend bumped into him at a Terror show in Chicago a few years ago. Told Punk he was fan and it was cool seeing him. Punk told him to fuck off.
You really thought you had it all worked out didn’t you Phillip.
>>129659197 years nowthat's common law married
>>12964180
*Roaring laughter*
>>12964180You drove the final nail through the business you edgy angsty caustic smarkbaiting faggot.
In MMA, you're actually meant to make contact
>>12964180Should've taken Jason David Frank up on his offer instead of the other dude you fought.
>>12964180Kwab ( kuh wahb )
>>12967063Someone should have paid him to fight HHH or Ryback IRL.
>>12966858Punk wishes he could get slapped by Inoki,
>>12965924I believe this
>>12964180lol said the anon lmao
>>12964180Don't ever say you don't belong, OK? You always belong. You've got to believe in yourself.
>Roleplaying revenge fantasy scenarios this thread is fascinating as a case study
Sweep the legg phil. You got a problem with that? Phil: Yah im not good at doing spinny kicks that would actually work....
>>12964180>Don't go to AEW, no matter how much embarrassment you have faced in life up until now, appearing on that tranny fed will be worse.
>>12964180why are you such a loser?
>>12964180can I smell your finger?
>>12964180'sup Phil
>>12964466kek
>>12964180do you even lift bro?
>>12964180Im a paul heyman guy too.
>>12964180Why are you so unathletic?
>>12964180Hey, aren't you CM Punk? Yeah I know you. "Star Wars Fan", right?
What do you think of Ryback's opinion?
>>12964180Keep your chin up bro
>>12965924B-B-B-BASEDPunk destroying /asp/ gay fan fic writers.
>>12964180drink a beer you autistic faggot BITCH