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>I don't know why Penelope was wearing white, she ought to be wearing fucking magenta with purple stripes. I understand that she's had more dicks in her than a urinal at Madison Square Garden

BASED CORNETTE
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>has other men fuck his wife
>based

pick one and only one anon
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>>12947809
Cornette is uncancellable lmao
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>Cornette projecting his own cuckoldry
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>>12947830
That's part of his appeal to me desu. It's a throwback to before the world went crazy and people could say shit like that without batting an eye. He's beholden to no one and it's based
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>>12947848
It's great, the closest thing to TV14 wrestling.
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>>12947868
>closer than what TV14 wrestling actually exists today

utter state of Cucknette boomers
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>>12947887
You know if MJF said that on Dynamite he'd get fired right
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>>12947887
Being allowed to say shit 10 times per hour isn't exactly utilizing TV14 to its maximum.
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I wonder what all these fags complaining about Corny would have thought had they ever listened to Howard Stern pre-2010?
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>>12947923
What pray tell is exactly? Be specific.
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>>12947828
>Only my criteria for what is based counts
What a dip shit
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>>12947809
SLUT SHAMING IS NOT OK
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>>12948007
Slut shaming is integral to a morally just and prosperous society.
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>>12947929
Violence against women
Insulting gays, trannys and women
Rape, kidnapping angles
Racial angles
More zeitgeist, references to controversial current events
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>>12947809
kek what a cuck
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>>12947929
Being sexist and homophobic. We can't have that anymore
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>>12947828
>>12947837
>>12947887
Do you get a text alert every time someone posts Cornette's name so you can rush here and post KEK over and over? Might want to talk to a doctor about your unhealthy obsession with some old man's sex life.
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>>12948033
>Violence against women
>Insulting gays, trannys and women
>Rape, kidnapping angles
>Racial angles

have sex /pol/cel

FTR kidnapped Marko Stunt last week

>>12948051
have sex /pol/cel

>>12948053
>he thinks it's just one guy

Much like with the hot tub it's more than one guy
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>>12948053
https://vocaroo.com/17bn05WLBOFS


JIM CORNETTE IS AN ACTUAL CUCk
HE GETS MEN FOR HIS WIFE TO FUCK
JIM CORNETTE IS AN ACTUAL CUCk
FIGHT FOR YOUR PUSH
FUCK CORNY'S WIFE

WHEN IT COMES LOOKING ROUND IT DON'T HAVE TO HIDE
IF YOU WANT THAT PUSH GET INSIDE HIS WIFE
IF YOU FUCK HIS WIFE YOU GET YOUR PUSH
HE SITS IN THE CORNER WHAT YOU GOT TO LOSE

JIM CORNETTE IS AN ACTUAL CUCk
HE GETS MEN FOR HIS WIFE TO FUCK
JIM CORNETTE IS AN ACUTAL CUCk
FIGHT FOR YOUR PUSH
FUCK CORNY'S WIFE

HE SAYS HE'S A SWINGER BUT HE'S LYING THERE
NEVER SEEN A GIRL BRAG BOUT FUCKING HIM
IF YOU FUCK HIS WIFE YOU GET YOUR PUSH
HE SITS IN THE CORNER WHAT YOU GOT TO LOSE


JIM CORNETTE IS AN ACTUAL CUCk
HE GETS MEN FOR HIS WIFE TO FUCK
JIM CORNETTE IS AN ACUTAL CUCk
FIGHT FOR YOUR PUSH
FUCK CORNY'S WIFE
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>>12947830
>gets over making fried chicken jokes
>gets over the cuck allegations
>works the marks
>works the smarks
>works the anti-smarks
>sends 300lb manbabies into a meltdown by merely dropping one of the nicknames he gives to wrestlers
about a quarter of AEW's ratings numbers would rather listen to him than watch their show
By all means corny should be cringe but he just comes out swinging every week
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>>12948053
>KEK
kek what a filtered cuck
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>>12948033
WE THE (WHITE) PEOPLE WILL #MAWA! Right fellow /po/cel?
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...does cornette piss by actually putting his dick in the urinal and touching urinal? what t he fuck?
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>>12948058
I'm hoping something comes out of the FTR angle where they at least imply he's been brutally assaulted. It's not my problem you're too saturated with oestrogen to appreciate anything except watered down safe space crap. I didn't even say who should come out on top. The problem with wrestling today is the limp wristed fanbase.
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>>12947809
>>12948063
He's had 2 instances in like 3 weeks I thought they were gonna cook him finally kek

>Jane Cargill looks like Shelton Benjamin in drag
>I was watching the women's Royal Rumble and I said "what's the fuck's Mable?.. I said Mable's in the women's Rumble? I slowed down and no, it was Nia Jax"
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>>12948060
B A S E D

>>12948084
>watered down safe space crap

Cunt my only bar for a wrestling angle is "would this be entertaining". There is zero value in any of that /pol/cel shit you want to self-insert as
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Cornette out here rubbing his dick head and balls all over the urinal to completion thinking thats how youre supposed to piss. what the hell
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>>12948094
He's confused because it's what he sees other guys do to his wife
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>>12948093
OK your turn, provide specific examples of what is an entertaining angle.
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>>12947828
What if he let Lil B fuck his wife? What if he was like "ok basedgod you can fuck my bitch basedgod swagswagswag"?
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This is objectively based and only simps disagree
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>>12948053
It's the shiteater obsessed joshipedos. Ever since Cornette buried their little idol for having a literal shit eating gimmick. They've been samefag bloating threads with damage control and they're all newfags from /woodit/ that don't even know what a poster count is. They think you have to be a hackerman to read a number at the bottom of the page.
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>>12947828
fpbp
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>>12948063
This. On paper, he should be the anti-/asp/, when here in reality he is our guy.
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>>12948134
to be fair cornette only likes wrestlers that he'd like to watch plow his fat wife
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>>12947809
you know, the word 'based' gets thrown around a lot these days...
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>>12948151
ya seethin, joshipedo?
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>>12948134
Based Tracy working that tattooed, blue haired freak into a foaming seethe.
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>>12947809
>I understand that she's had more dicks in her than a urinal at Madison Square Garden
I don't understand why he thinks this is a clever insult when this applies to his fat fuck wife. And he's often the guy that makes these dick downs happen.
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>>12948107
something that /pol/cels don't use as fap fuel lol

>>12948164
It's always projection with Jim.

That's why he's made his bones shitting on booking despite never once booking a decent product
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>>12948164
It was just a joke, anon. There's no need to be upset.
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>>12948192
It's not a very good joke considering his situation.
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Why would you put your dick in the urinal?
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>>12948188
Which is what, be specific.
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>>12948208
basado Lucha Bros going over. Seethe cuck
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>>12948209
That's not an angle. How does that fully utilize TV14?
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>>12948216
They make fat white pigs like you bleed
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>>12948188
Then why did every promotion ever try to hire him? Seethe more tranny.
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>>12948346
NO! FUCK YOU! RETARDED FUCK TONY NEVER WANTED TO HIRE CORNETTE, THAT'S A LIE!
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Why is jim cornette putting his dick into a urinal?
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>>12948346
why did every promotion that hired him fire him?
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>>12948346
AEW didn't
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>>12948257
Concession accepted.
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>>12947925
Or Opie and Anthony. The shit was offensive back then kek it would make people an hero today
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>>12948091
kekarot
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>>12948640
>crawls back after an hour

You're still a fat 56%er /pol/cel
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>>12948686
Still waiting for that alternative TV14 booking faggot.
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>>12947830
That’s because he’s ultra liberal and works with a rich jew
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>>12948693
And that won't be the only thing you'll be continue to wait for /pol/cel
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Why would you put your dick in the urinal?
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>>12948754
Corny associates pissing with sex.
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>>12947828
its amazing he had such power to be able too make men fuck his troll wife
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>>12948974
Honestly kind of a great bit. If she was hot it would be cringe but since she’s absolutely disgusting it’s kind of the ultimate rib
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>>12947925
yeah very well said i agree with you
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Any mention of Cornette and the Cuck enthusiasts come out of the woodwork. As famous Chinese philosopher I P Freely once said "cucks of a feather flock together."
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Can someone tell me why this grown man, who has supposedly been out in public before and has supposedly used a public restroom ,is putting his dick into a urinal?



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