[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling

[Advertise on 4chan]


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: FaceApp_1612931535324.jpg (277 KB, 1280x720)
277 KB
277 KB JPG
>the year is 2035
>AEW has been bought up by Vince
>Roman has moved to Hollywood
>Seth was forced to retire after a injury
>DEAN is part of a comedy job stable on NXT
>Years of abuse on Ol Stone Colds liver via alcohol has taken it's tole leaving him in hospice care
>DEAN short on money had to ask his now ex wife, Renee Lashley, for a ride to the hospital
>"Thanks for the ride... friend ahahaha...." DEAN sadly says to the visibly pregnant Renee
>"Ya whatever DEAN, just make this quick it's me and Bobbys date night" scolds Renee
>"Y-you got it" welps DEAN as he scurries out of the car
>DEAN heads up to Stone Colds hospital bed
>He notices Debra there, with a black eye
>"That old rattle snake still has some bite" thinks DEAN
>Stone Cold let's out a raspy cough as he tries to mutter "DEAN"
>"I'm here Steve" say DEAN as he runs up and grabs Stone Colds withered hand
>"DEAN...I'm not gonna make it, years of drinking has opened up a can of woop ass on my liver"
>Debra begins to break down
>Stone Cold slowly raises his hand into the form of a backfist, signaling her to shut up
>"I'm not gonna make it DEAN....before I go I need you to do something for me DEAN" whispers Stone Cold
>"Y-yes Steve, anything" whimpers DEAN as he tries to hold back the tears
>"Give it to me DEAN, tell me all about your past, your father's battle against drugs, your mom working the streets to feed you and your siblings, everything" says Stone Cold, the light visibly dying in his eyes and tone"
>"You got it Steve" says DEAN as he wipes the tears away
>DEAN begins to tell Stone Cold everything he wanted to know, and Stone Cold slowly fades away into the abyss
Scene
>>
>>12944817
Vince aint making it to even 2025, pEdo
>>
>>12944821
>>
>>12944817
>>Roman has moved to Hollywood
As what, a janitor?
>>
>>12944817
>He notices Debra there, with a black eye
>"That old rattle snake still has some bite" thinks DEAN
biggest pop this board's gotten out of me in a while
>>
>>12944817
Based
Also does someone have the one where it's about Dean's date with Renee and the end it reveals he buttfucked Stone Cold?
>>
>>12944817
6/10 shitpost, but you earned yourself a screencap and a (you)
>>
File: Toni facesitting.png (377 KB, 640x517)
377 KB
377 KB PNG
>>12944828
>>12944821
I doubt know how much coke and booze Vince did in the 80's but he is only like 73, that is not exactly being on death's door anymore especially for a billionaire in 2020
>>
>>12944863
?
>>
File: 1557776124264.jpg (61 KB, 720x661)
61 KB
61 KB JPG
>>12944817
>Roman has moved to Hollywood
stopped reading there, 0/10 fanfic, did not subscribe
>>
>>12944903
>4 hours of sleep every night
>Living and breathing his company
>Roiding all the way up to his 70s
I know his mom is like a 100 years old but Vince has burned it at both ends
>>
File: laughing demoman.jpg (21 KB, 350x352)
21 KB
21 KB JPG
>>12944912
shit, that gets me everytime
>>
>>12944912
Yes that’s the one. Thanks
>>
>>12944821
Vince will outlive at least 75% of the Bullet Club members (Including former members too)
>>
>>12944817
Kek
>>
>>12944835
Knockoff Jason Mamoa.
>>
>>12945709
>"we have Jason Mamoa at home"
>>
>the year is 2035
>AEW has been bought up by Vince
>Roman has moved to Hollywood

lol e-Drones so desperate they're writing headcanon fanfic now

>>12944828
Vince is older than his fathers were before dying and they didn't abuse their bodies nearly as much as him

Tick-tock
>>
>>12944817
Please take your meds
>>
>>12944817
Shakespeareanly based
>>
>>12944817
>faggots ITT keep disregarding the humor of this shitpost just to consolewar
sad
>>
>>12946031
Vince's brother died at 77, and he almost assuredly did less steroids, took less bumps, and got a healthier nights sleep compared to Vince
It's over
>>
>>12944926
Roids aren't bad for you dumbass
>>
File: 1612948494217.png (382 KB, 564x549)
382 KB
382 KB PNG
This thread is a good embodiment of post Hana /asp/. When she died the board did.
>>
>>12946341
Thanks fren
>>
>>12944817

Fucking based OP. I needed that after today.
>>
>>12944817
this gets a mint from me and i can go to bed on a high note
>>
>>12946366
>t. will die at 50 of a heart attack
>>
File: 1537136649793.jpg (82 KB, 955x541)
82 KB
82 KB JPG
>>12944817
>>
>>12947696
holy kek that is hilarious
DEAN!
>>
>>12946366
Tell that to Warrior
>>
>>12944828
Based. Vince aint dying any time soon
>>
>>12944817
Based
>>
I'm gonna say "lol didn't read" but I actually did read it.



Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.