>Do you have it /asp/?
>>12940966https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqCh3OkTRDY
>>12940976Susumu Hirasawa is based as fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYYYew8CUI
>>12940966Remember when /tv/ btfo a Guts contender?
>>12941042kek
>>12940966>>12941042I jobbed on the steps of knowledge in Legends of the Hidden Temple.
>>12941267Holy shit, tell us more
>>12941267Is being on one of those Nick game shows as bad as I've heard?I rewatched some of Nick Arcade and it looks like they ran those poor kids ragged. They all have this dazed and confused look.
>>12941274I was a Purple Parrot. The episode was about Civil War nigger corn or something. First round was crossing a bridge (I rolled that). Just couldn't ring in on time during round 2.
>>12941042>>12941330Why does this shit interest me so much. I want to hear more about these kids when they've grown up.
>>12940966>>12941267>Legends of the Hidden TempleVastly superior to Guts IMOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb4CzRxlzfE
>>12941267Here's your chance at redemption....>ne of the most courageous, outspoken women of her day was the African-American Sojourner Truth. Over six feet tall, she was an imposing figure and a fiery speaker. In the 1840's she began touring the country, speaking out against slavery. But her name wasn't always Sojourner Truth. Her slave name was Isabella Bomefree, and legend has it that once she was freed, she began smuggling food to Union soldiers who were severely lacking supplies. Instead of thanking her, the Lieutenant in charge thought she was spying.>"Your troops are undernourished— I was simply trying to help!">"No one can be that nice without an uterior motive; I think we'll just detain you until we get to the truth.">And with that, the Lieutenant imprisoned her in a barn. She was there but a few hours when she heard a faint scratching.>"Miss Bomefree, you helped free me in Jacksonville.">"And you freed me eight months ago; we're here to return the favor.">And with that, the grateful soldiers set her free.>"Here's some bread and some corn to keep you going!">Isabella made it to freedom. But the Lieutenant didn't let the matter drop.>"Who was that woman?">"She was a soldier of truth, at least that's what the men say!">The Lieutenant misunderstood, and called her Sojourner Truth, and the name stuck. She kept the ear of corn to remind her of those brave men, and it eventually wound up in the Temple.
>>12941267>>12941581Was Sojourner Truth...? >A.) Mexican-American?>B.) African-American?
>>12941601c'mon /asp/anonbro, you got this...
>>12941291LotHT kinda sucked because of all the downtime I had. Everyone "episode" did there moat takes back-to-back. If you won, you had to wait around until it was your turn to do the knowledge schtick. >>12941394Nothing interesting. Got to keep the shirt (mom's a hoarder so she's probably still got that shit in the garage somewhere) and a fucking savings bond from Sketchers.>>12941601>stepsAfrican-American
>>12941267at least you didn't get raped by those aztecs. You never saw those kids again at the end of the show either...
>>12941696CORRECT!Which of these was Sojourner Truth famous for...? >Height?>Weight?>Hearing?
>>12941717Hearing
>>12941761CORRECT!On her tours across the country, Sojourner Truth spoke out against...? >A.) Slavery?>B.) Taxation?>C.) Niggers?
>>12941794>what the fuck did you just saySlavery
>>12941330>>12941267You gotta tell us about the temple guards. They scared the fuck out of me as a kid. I remember thinking if I was on the show and something like that jumped out to grab me I'd be in a fight or flight mode and try to claw their throat out or something. Did the kids meet the temple guards backstage or something or were they instructed not the freak the fuck out and shoot on them?
>>12941803CORRECT!Sojourner brought food to which of these armies? >A.) Confederacy?>B.) Union?>C) Klingons?
>>12940966Posting in an epic thread...
>>12941830The Union>>12941819Don't think we ever saw any. Frankly I'm was cool with not winning because I had issues with the dark growing up. Probably would've cried if one of the molesters touched me.
>>12941893CORRECT!Sojourner's real name was...? >A.) Isabella Bomefree?>B.) Oprah Winfrey?>C) Aunt Jemima?
>>12941291Same thing happened on Legends of the Hidden Temple. A contestant who made it all the way to the Temple gave an interview on an obscure website a long time ago. They said that the filming took all day and the kids were completely exhausted by the time the day was over. This is why barely any of them could figure out the Shrine of the Silver Monkey when they got to it.
>>12941524>Ran the entire course in slow motion>Zero reaction to winningWas it autism?
>>12941945C!
>>12941987>the Shrine of the Silver Monkeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL0GirMMal4
>>12942151CORRECT!What war did the Union soldiers fight? >A.) Civil War?>B.) The Rape of Nanking?>C) The Holohoax?
>>12941819I thought the same thing as a kid. If one of those temple guards jumped out at me if uppercut him in the dick. Those motherfuckers were creepy
>>12942200C! Oy gevalt. Remember the 16 gorillion!
>>12942288CORRECT!Final question!!! Who did she help resettle? >A.) Northern slaves?>B.) Southern slaves?>C.) Niggers?
>>12940966I was on the set of this and legends of the hidden temple as well as legit got slimed when I was a kid at Nickelodeon studios I have proof of the sliming somewhere
>>12942492Post proof of sliming
>>12941267very cool i have to say
>>12942308
>>12940976hearty kek
>>12942492that reminds me, I have slime somewhere from the 90's in my parent's garage. I wonder what that smells like now
My Nickeledeon story is so much lamer than all of yours. When I was a kid and went on vacation to Florida, I met two of the people from Slime Time Live on a train. I recognized them, they could tell I recognized them, but I was too intimidated to ask them anything or ask for an autograph.
I use to watch Wild N Crazy Kids for the cutie redhead host. Also Figure it Out for Summer Sanders.
>>12942492Slime is my fetish
>>12944382I had such a teenage boner for summer Sanders. Was in love with that woman.
>>12944382Oh shit I remember Jessica. I’m going to try to find what she looks like now
>>12944507Eh not terrible
>>12944382for me, it was Clarissa Explains It All
This is so much better than posting about all of the ways wrestling disappoints me. More classic Nickelodeon competition show threads please.
>>12941042Stop making fun of me. I didn't even go back into that thread after my post then see this shit.Fuck you.
>>12944647>Matt "in the hat" Evans
>>12942863i left and i am at my gfs house i will post the pic tomorrow its a certificate saying the day that it did. I ripped a part. I will be home at 1030 am tomorrow when I do get home I will take a pic of it in my room and screenshot it because fuck exif data. If this thread dies I will create another one.
>>12944382Summer Sanders.hnnnnnnnnng
>>12944382Summer Sanders unironically won 2 gold's, a silver and a bronze in the summer of 92 in the barcelona Olympics
GOAT
>>12941794I read this all in Olmecs voice and died a little bit inside while keking
>>12944647Why did you jump off the AGGRO CRAG?
>>12944822dimes channel
>>12941042>>12941267>>12944647We need to organize an /asp/ Nick GaS reunion.
Do you smell itBraps
>>12940966This show was a goddamn work
>>12944692>>12945077You won't get away with this. I've been made fun of for the last time about this.
>>12942308C
>>12940966CISetties
>>12945484CORRECT!Congratulations Purple ParrotAnon. You have redeemed yourself. Your spirit has been freed from Purgatory and you no longer count as a virgin.Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Matt in the Hat who still languishes in the lower reaches of Nickelodeon damnation!
>>12945523I'm not purple parrotanon.
>>12945531YOU ARE NOW BITCH!
>>12944382She basically had that "older girl up the street who you have a crush on before you know what that means" vibe. And I sure as hell did.
>>12945569no.
>>12945420Dude. It's been 25 years. That's a quarter of a century. Get over it!
>>12941042>>12944647If you tally up the results Matt got robbed he should have come in 2nd place overall.That said he did the job to "Big Dimes" Filipe.
>>12940966Based thread
