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Anonymous

02/09/21(Tue)13:36:54 No.12938558

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Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)13:36:54 No.12938558 Archived

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Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)14:27:05 No.12939046

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)14:27:05 No.12939046

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>>12938558

Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)15:03:51 No.12939410

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)15:03:51 No.12939410

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Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)16:54:01 No.12940610

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)16:54:01 No.12940610

>>12938558
zzz

Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)16:54:52 No.12940621

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)16:54:52 No.12940621

WE WANT CHRISTIAN! WE WANT CHRISTIAN!

Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)19:00:05 No.12941828

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)19:00:05 No.12941828

>>12939410
Edge Bros...

Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)19:24:46 No.12942180

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)19:24:46 No.12942180

>>12938558
Who the fuck thinks letting an increasingly senile autistic man write the show each week is a good idea???

Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)19:26:30 No.12942205

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)19:26:30 No.12942205

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>KWAB's the ratings of all 3 shows in a week
Is that a record?

Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)20:03:01 No.12942669

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)20:03:01 No.12942669

>>12939410
>i don't think i know me

Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)20:04:08 No.12942687

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)20:04:08 No.12942687

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>Failed to break 2 million on the Raw after the Rumble
>The episode was barely up from normal weeks
>Tanked the Smackdown ratings too
>The NXT episode he was on didn't even chart
>His segment lost to a midcarders awful wedding
>Killed the ratings for RAW, Smackdown, and NXT
>All in the same week
>Only time he ever got a glimpse of a dime was due to Lita's tits
>The episode where they teased Christian might wrestle got a better rating then the Raw after the Rumble with Edge
>The mere idea of Christian wrestling drew more than all of Edge's many return episodes
>Gangrel's Jannetty
>Christian's Jannetty
>Randy Orton's Jannetty
>Lita's Jannetty
>Vickie Guerrero's Jannetty
>Starred in Money Plane
>When WWE Superstars appeared on The Weakest Link he was the first one eliminated
>The other wrestlers voted him off
>Appeared on Deal or No Deal and Howie Mandel didn't know him
>Had to appear with Randy Orton so the crowd could see a star
>Shitty Spear
>His live sex celebration was interrupted by Ric Flair who told him he didn't know how to fuck
>He probably doesn't
>Flair's interruption was probably a shoot
>Christian was and is better
>Only remembered because he jumped off a big ladder
>Actually passed WWE's medical tests but doctors did more tests and didn't clear him, told him to retire
>The doctors most likely just kept doing tests until they found a reason to not let him wrestle because they didn't want to see him anymore.
>Had to pitch himself to be the winner of the 2021 Royal Rumble because nobody was considering him.
>Dressed up like a Disney Princess
>Constantly puts over his wife and buries himself like a bitch
>Actually got a tattoo of a character from "Street Sharks" but then covered it up because its was fucking gay
>Didn't understand what the "Behind every man..." saying meant
>"You think you know me"
>Nobody does
>Aged like shit
>Rated R anti-draw
>Last name is literally COPE LAND

Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)20:06:40 No.12942721

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)20:06:40 No.12942721

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THE DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT I HAVE AN INCURABLE CANCER, SO I WANT ANOTHER SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE, THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE

Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)20:54:24 No.12943296

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)20:54:24 No.12943296

>>12942687
>the weakest link
OCEAN ELEVENS

Anonymous
02/09/21(Tue)22:21:08 No.12944071

Anonymous 02/09/21(Tue)22:21:08 No.12944071

>>12938558
Edgetty will always be the jannetty