Owlchad Gamethread
>>12938544damn that's a fat choker, Ken is being put to shame!
>>12938616Deonna Pinatazzo
>>12938544Bellissimo!
>>12938596Pants down for this one.
>>12939432Based
>>12939084Kek
>>12939627Agreed
>>12939625Nice
>>12938576Go Ace. They need to push him to the moon. I'm tired of seeing Ace Austin losing. He's young and has the potential to be a big star.
>>12938596for me its ODB
im watching DARK
>>12941180That's cool. I watch Dark after its finished airing so I can skip matches from Scorpio Sky, QT Marshall, Sonny Kiss, Marko Stunt, etc and only watch the matches from wrestlers I like.
>>12938596ODBased
>>12941172Is this the bitch that gets triggered anytime somebody calls a female attractive
>>12941180
>>12941270No that is Peyton Royce
I miss them
>>12941420I miss her
>>12941420>>12941475everything has changed so quickly. it hurts, why can't I learn to appreciate the things I have until they are gone......
>>12941496This.
I only watch if AEW stars are appearing
>>12941475I miss her
>>12938576Random 4v4 tag match? Did I miss something?
>>12938612I really wondering what the point of this is. Why is Tommy eating up a main event slot on a PPV? Tommy is a legend obviously but this still feels weird.
>>12938553How long until KDM takes the titles? Next PPV or will they let Fire and Flava sit on them longer?
>>12941779Tommy is just there to job and make his opponent look good. You can only job Willie Mack so much.
>>12938596I seen a profile for ODB on a hookup site way long ago. Probably was fake but an OwlChad can dream
>>12941791If they're smart, they'll let Fire and Flava sit on them. They both check off "black" and "gay" so it might attract wokies to watch. Personally I don't think it's worth it for any wrestling promotion to appeal to blacks because they don't spend a dime on wrestling.
POST DEONNA TUMMY PLS
>>12941841
>>129417706 of the eight are in this weird 6man triple threat match at the impact plus special.
>>12941841more
>>12941841the photo that earned her the title of /asp/ Tummy Goddess
>>12940907This honestly. He was super hot his first year and now they are just sitting on him.
>>12941831>Personally I don't think it's worth it for any wrestling promotion to appeal to blacks because they don't spend a dime on wrestling.I know several black dudes that buy wrestling merch but they are puro twitter nerds and only buy jap shit
>>12941981Her tummy cute ngl i wanna jizz on it
>>12942041My ex was a spitting image of Deonna. Basically a dark skinned wop with a tummy. I use to grab, kiss, and bury my face in it. She never said anything and I'm positive she hated it but I don't care I'm the Architect.
>>12942096kek
http://www.diva-dirt.com/2020/05/19/tasha-steelz-on-why-she-turned-down-an-opportunity-with-nxt/Article from last year where Tasha tried out for WWE, they gave her positive feedback, silence for three months, and then they emailed her saying they only want her as a referee. She said it crushed her and she realized WWE wasn't for her.
>>12942260what a joke. i dont think she is as good as kiera but she is still a good wrestler
>>12942260kek they did the same thing to Rosa
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/lgffqc/impact_knockouts_tag_team_champions_kiera_hoganSC are seething because Kiera and Tasha posted a video on Instagram live making fun of Sasha and blame her for Paige retiring
>>12942301noty signing Rosa is just insanity. shes dimes and they need a latina wrestler now that zelina is gone
>>12942309WORKEDkek
>>12942319nxt is really shitty about using woman over lets say 27. i kind of get it. back in the ruthless aggression era not many lasted past 30 before they went to do something else. but i think that has changed. i mean hell they nxt had deeb being a coach for years when she is probably one of the best aew has now.
>>12942309based kiera
>>12942309Based
>>12941917Gotcha
>>12942309lmao
>>12942309There's an Owlchad who sees the truth but of course the dronies have the power.
>>12942309fucking BASED
>>12942460butthurt downvotes tell the tale
surprised the mods let this comment through on Twitch
is time
IT'S TIME
Josh Alexander is the Michaels
Its time to own the night.
Kinda like Trey Miguel new theme
Blake!
4chan
4chan!
He said 4chan
They just mentioned 4chan kek
Alexander ding-dong diddly man handle Blake christian
>Striker actually said 4chan
>Striker giving us a shout out
Owlchads we made it
based striker
Did this guy just say 4chan LOL
>>12942710HE DID!
https://streamable.com/6r9qr2I clipped Striker saying 4chan. Also when the fuck have any of us ever talked about Blake Christian?
fucking based striker
>>12942536based
Matt Striker confirmed Owlchad /asp/ shitposter.
>>12942734Based
>>12942740>He's the 5 mins ahead poster
Mack almost botched that kip up.
>>12942734We talked about him in the Genesis gamethread
>>12942734GCW's 24-Hour Fight Forever event?
Striker is a racist and will get cancelled now
>>12942784Oh yeah, you're right!
Should impact sign summer rae?
Holy shit Trey Miguel went beast mode
>>12942666never any doubt satan
>>12942734https://archived.moe/asp/search/text/Blake%20Christian/
Anyone have a clip of Matt Striker mentioning 4chan?
>>12942796Doubt
>>12942740Josh taught him the importance of posting here before passing on the reigns.
>>12942796that would be pretty funny
Blake Christian is pretty based. You're right, Striker.
>>12942703Striker is probably the OP.
I have thought that someone from impact has been making posts here for years, prob since the broken era
>>12942894It's gotta be Josh
>>12942856Look at that selling by Ace Austin. Holy shit why is Impact sitting on him and not doing anything with him? Crazy.
I'm late did I miss the Rosemary match?
>>12942919I think they know he can be a huge star but if they make him a star now he'll leave first chance he gets
>>12942927Yeah her boobs popped out.
>>12942927Nah
>>12942927nah not yet just some 6 man tag
Gail Kim looks kinda different.
>>12942945>>12942947Based
>>12942953
I like Kimber Lee
>>12942963lmao that filename
I love ODB more than you fan believe
>>12942963>the title of that webmlmao
>>12942970I'd love to spend a day with her and a few bottles of wine/pills
Me after making Sasha fans seethe
>>12942988i wouldn't have sex with ODB but she looks like she has a ton of great stories to tell
>>12942992based adam cole or chuck taylor or organe cassidy
>>12942999Trips of truth
>>12942988Same it's good to see her back
Dat titty bump spot
Still would
>>12943000I'd motorboat those titties. Keep me warm in the winter
>>12942999kek these 2 make it worth watching this show
>>12943027I loved Kimber's "What the hell?!"
>>12943038Seconded.
white trash: the matchstill would tho
>>12942963I like how her milkers sit perfectly above that black dress skirt. God bless
>>12943078Oregon trailer park vs Iowa trailer park
Deonna Purrazzo's tummy tonight
>>12943097you are the star of this thread lemme tell you
>>12943097Based good to see you webmchad
>>12943083Washington and Minnesota, actually.
>>12943097Must be on the rag
>>12943097clipping the important stuff. god bless.
ODB can barely move
This match has not dissapoint
>>12943097Nice
For me, Its ODB
>>12943097I trimmed it because I wasn't happy with the original
>>12941475video?
Kek Susan throwing ding-dong diddly shoes
Susan barefoot :)
>>12943160This is what I was thinking unironically
Based Swingman.
NOT THE COOKIE!
Swinger makes laugh with some of his quips
Striker, if you're reading this please put Johnny Swinger's painting for sale on eBay
>>12943144This
>>12943182Make it a shirt
For me, it's Impact Wrestling
Based Swag Hansen
Susan throwing her show. Also more Deonna Purrazzo thickness
Based Jake
>>12943097from the back I thought Kimber Lee was Chris Farley in a wig.
Jake Something?
I wish Su would throw her shoes at me
>>12942734bruh who tf even talks about him here outside of the gcw threads?
based way to hit the name change
Deonna pulled her pants up and top down to hide her stomach for the promo
>>12942734who the fuck is blake christian?
>All Petite Wrestling
>>12943272kek
Pimp hat and pimp coat
>Claiming he owns something his daddy owns
I AM THE FORBIDDEN DOOR
>>12943163I think she's gained weight since this match
>>12943313She 100% has. She looks thinner here.
Based Kiera
>I'M THE FORBIDDEN DOORbased
I like Nevaeh
CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR
Wow! Sting interview #314 on AEW!
>>12943335This
>THE FORBIDDEN DOOR HAS BEEN OPENEDbased TK
where did the forbidden door term originate?
>>12943352the internet most likely
>>12943352Tanahashi? I don't remember
>>12943352I think it was jericho?
>>12943358Either him or Okada, IIRC.
>>12943334Same
>>12943352didnt Tanahashi say it in an interview. something like forbidden portal and then Jericho ran with it but called it forbidden door
Kiera's ring attire is cute.
>makes redditors seethe in your path
>>12943345But they have Zigglers brother!
>>12943392They should poke the hornet's nest more often. So many people were butthurt.
>>12943334Mommy
>>12943410What surprised me was the top comment in their hate thread was "crab mentality" which is especially racist for black people since the stereotype is they hate seeing other blacks succeed. R*dditors love pretending they're woke. At least we're open about our racism.
>can't believe you made it to 50lmao
>>12943437Kek
>>12943418>>12943428Neveah looks really good for being 35 and popping out two kids
Jericho jokingly burying Dreamer was the best thing he's done in months
>>12943445Agreed She looks hotter now.
>>12943445That she does. Jake Crist is a lucky man.
>>12943150Susan looks like she saw a spider out of the corner of her eye.
I like how Striker mentioned 4chan and not Twitter
MJK 100% gets being a heel
Based Rosemary
Taurus is back
>>12943505Nice
TNA has furries now?
>>12943555You mean aaa
Sorry About Your Damn Luck
>>12943543What a semen demon
>>12943558AAA > AEW
>>12941220That's almost the whole show
>>12943576Based
Tenille Dashwood looks like she saw a past john who shit on her chest
>>12943543m-milkers
>>12943592This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0vomXUILbU
tfw no big tiddy goth gf to tickle your biceps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc28L-hGiso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hhGKdalPh4
NO
>>12943581Anna Jay & Tay Conti and Bear Country are the main things to watch Dark for, and BC aren't even on this week.
What's the context of Bully Ray winning TNA Lockdown 2013 while Hulk and that woman cry? They show this clip all the time
Rosemary qt
>>12943701TNA was building the Aces and Eights storyline. Nobody knew who the president of the organization was until Bully's turn in the match.
>>12943701It was the big payoff to "who is the leader of the Aces & Eights" heel faction storyline. Bully Ray had been playing as a super baby face up to that point, and had even gotten "married" to Brooke Hogan.
Big money matt
I can't remember the last time I cared about the main event. It's either a boring Good Brothers / Motor City match, or a boring Rich Swann match
The fuck was that finish?
>Black Taurus in Decayhey pretty cool
>>12943750i know. i actually wanted to see that match.
>>12943750Private Party made the team they already beat win
Some people will probably complain about two DQs in one show, but I really like how Impact has used the DQ lately. It's not being overused the way WWE does, but it's used enough that the refs remain credible and it's not an empty threat (unlike AEW, which has had like two DQs in two years, and one of those was in an ironman match and just counted as a fall). Nice happy medium and it's being used legitimately to advance storylines and shit.
>>12943750>>12943776It's going to be a triple threat
Based Moose
I like the fat authority figure I wish WWE would book face managers that didnt act like tards
Matt and private party is pretty kino
is this like a ppv?
>>12943801adam pearce has been pretty good.
>>12943620damn why even live
Striker looks like he can't wait to go home and shitpost
>>12943809Matt is, Private Party are total shitters though
dude are they gonna make tommy dreamer a world champion?
Moose dimes
>>12943817Sort of. Exclusive special on Impact Plus. They do these every month, as opposed to regular PPVs, which are like three months apart.
does anyone even like swann? at least as champion?
I love how everyone in the Twitch chat always loses their shit when Moose's theme hits. It's just everyone spamming Moose and the moose emoji
>>12943836imagine lol
>>12943855People used to write off Moose as a joke. His run with the TNA title in 2020 has really elevated him to another level and even chat is backing him. Crazy.
based impact outdrawing penelope ford
>>12943854no
>>12943882>69nice
>>12943882>Siri Based coomer shame she got rid of her tits
>>12943854Idk it's weird because he hasn't really done anything with the title. His run has been pretty lackluster. They keep throwing him in tag matches and having him wrestle baby faces. It's really strange.
Owlchads know Moose is the real champ.
>>12943946He's our World Champ
>>12943903Like I've said before, he's the kind of guy who is hurt more than most by the absence of fans. He was a great X Division champ, and I hope he gets another run at the top someday when crowds are back, but this reign has definitely been a bust.>>12943946The fact that the TNA belt looks so much better is a factor, too.
>>12943903Chris Bey overshadows him. I see him getting attention on Twitter from normalfags, wokies, and blm people. Chris Bey has a dimes look while Swann kinda looks like a homeless person.
>>12944015>wokiesJust as well that Swann doesn't get that attention or else he'd be cancelled.
>>12944080Didn't he get canceled for beating Su?
>>12944126Yeah, that's why he got fired from WWE. Didn't stop Impact from hiring him and pushing him, though, and my point is that there would be people out there who would be unhappy that he still has a job at all.
>>12944535Imagine the smell.
>>12944197It's hard to cancel a black person
>>12944015Imagine using twitter and actually knowing this
>>12944767>It's hard to cancel a black personask nick cannon about that
>>12943392>>12943410>>12943434What happened? I didn't hear anything and I'm not going there to know the thing
>>12943218>Deonna's love handles
>>12944752This
I hope they sign Killer Kelly
>>12947059Kiera and Tasha were on Instagram live and were making fun of Sasha, saying she's a copycat, and blaming her for Paige's retirement. It made r*ddit seethe and worked
hot
>>12948024
>>12942698Still feel empty inside without Josh
>>12948968This
>>12948968His "promotion" to backstage peoducer was so retarded. What does a backstage producer even do? I hate how Impact caved to social media not liking Josh. Madison didn't even get a final match.
>>12949790He's probably gonna be doing what Jeremy Borat was doing before he left.
>>12942460HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>12948695This
>>12948024>>12948928Killer Kelly has comfy Twitch streams. She curses like a drunken sailor and calls her followers motherfuckers, son of a bitch, son of a whore, etc. I never knew the Portuguese were so based.
>>12941942I love this fat wop like you wouldn't believe
>>12953117Cute
>>12941272why do you keep posting this?
I hope Matt Striker is watching this thread and tells the cameramen to focus on Deonna's tummy from now on to give the fans what we want
>>12956354The old cameramen used to do great close ups
>>12938560Fuck off
>>12949790>best tummy in the bizHe’s long worn two hats, onscreen for tapings, office role in the week. I just hope we haven’t seen the last of him on Impact TV. He was top quality and did so much for Impact during the highs and the lows. The fatties hate him because he has sex with Madison, whilst they fap to WON.
