What if he actually signed the mark contract?
>>12933735It's not like he isn't used to awful comedy spots and faggotry anyway lol
Realistically. He would've probably had main event feuds with AJ and Roman, and then went into the role of what Daniel Bryan is at the moment.
>>12933735He’d have Drew’s push except he would’ve actually garnered interest. Kenny would’ve squashed Brock by now.
What would happen if he signed with WWE? Literally everyone that comes in as a huge deal is “just another guy” by week three. This has literally never not happened.
A big feud with AJ then Kenny would be dancing with New Day as their token white guy. AEW would probably lean heavier on Cody to compensate for no Kenny.
>>12933735>he’d most likely be booked terribly because it’s highly unlikely Vince would like him on a personal level or a professional one>everyone who liked him in New Japan would say how terribly he was booked>E Drones would cope with ‘YES! HOW DARE KENNY SIGN TO A COMPANY AND RECEIVE STEADY EMPLOYMENT AND JOB SECURITY! HE’S A 4 TIME INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! HOW HAS HE BEEN POORLY BOOKED!’>all the E Drones who claim he’s overrated would suddenly all decide he’s actually the best wrestler in the world because he carried Roman to a 3 star match one time>when he eventually leaves WWE and does a shoot interview about how bad WWE and Vince are, all the E Drones who spent years defending him would turn on him in an instant
>>12933793
>>12933735Hed get bullyd and /HEEM/ed in the PC by my main man Quasar Quackenbush aka Q-Dog and he'd Hannah Montana himself in the bathtub
>>12933793Aj styles
>>12933735He already did. He's a huge fucking weeb and a mark for Japanese wrestling.
>>12933799>HE’S A 4 TIME INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! HOW HAS HE BEEN POORLY BOOKEDI popped for this
>>12933735He did. He signed for Tony Kahn the biggest money mark.
>>12933799Reminder: WWE were looking to give the Elite Brock Lesnar type schedules and put BTE on the network.
>>12933799It’s actually depressing how accurate this is
>>12933799Brilliant
He would be be in Daniel Bryan’s tier where he is a midcarder who would have a couple of main event runs
>>12933807Exactly, perfect example of just another guy.
>>12933838AJ was getting cheered over golden years Cena. And Omega was bigger than AJ was before he signed to WWE. With how well AJ went I honestly won't be surprised if they just gave Kenny the belt on his debut
He would be teaming with Ricochet and losing to the hurt business every week
>>12933735throwing pancakes with the new gay
>>12933799100%
>>12933735/asp/ would be sucking his dick non-stop
>>12933799You forgot that E Drones would piss their pants after Meltzer only gave Omega vs Reigns 3 and half stars and claim he’s biased because it was just as good as his matches with Okada. Also Roman would be the first to kick out of the OWA.
>>12933872AJ is better on the mic then kenny which in WWE is much more important
at the time apparently wwe was saying "they solved" the issues with their house show business because they thought they signed The Elite, so i think if all of them signed they were actually going to be pushed majorly like AJ
subpar matches on nxt lol
>>12933735he would be used decently, crowds would have popped huge for Omega even more than AJ. But even if he made it to the "top" he would just be running the stock WWE feud gauntlet of Ziggler, Corbin and Orton. crowd hype would die down and Omega's in ring style being nerfed down as well. It is more interesting to see him tangling with multiple promotions and where his story with Kota ends up. nobody who likes Kenny would want to see him in WWE, nobody who is into WWE would appreciate his talent
>>12933735forward roll into oblivion
>>12933799They wouldn't defend him, they'd say "he couldn't make it in the big leagues".
>>12934129>Also Roman would be the first to kick out of the OWA.Kenny would just never hit the move.
>>12934165They would've pushed him, sure, but that doesn't really mean anything. They gave Drew the biggest push they've given any babyface in years and have somehow managed to make him just another guy just like everybody else.
>>12933735He wasn’t good enough to cut it in the major leagues so your question is moot
>>12934345They'd give him something stupid like AJ's Phenomenal Forearm instead of the Styles Clash.
>>12933826>>12933829>>12933830>>12933838>>12934129>>12934327Samefag
WWE sux lol>>12934354They never give Drew anything to ACTUALLY do. Closest he came to feuds with any teeth are Orton & Ziggler.>>12933828lol WWE co-opting Zack Ryder's channel didn't work out well for him, this would've been a disaster>>12934400copE
>>12934181Probably this
>>12935060Don't forget that e-Drones will praise them as the best thing since the last mediocre slopfest they had to pretend was good
>>12934146LMAO
>>12933799forgot the obligatory ziggler feud
kenny is a overrated thigh slapper
>>12935197he is
>>12935224Yeah, man. He is.
>>12934146This. You can tell Kenny is socially awkward IRL cos it comes across in his promos. He looks uncomfortable around people.
>>12933807The fuck where you trying to prove with this?
>>12935702They were implying AJ hasn't turned into just another guy on wwe when in reality it's just solidifying the point they're trying to dispute.
>>12935697Well, this actually works in his favour because the Cleaner character is an autistic weaboo roleplaying as an anime villain.
He would have a dancing furry gimmick
>>12933735He did idiot
>>12937239Kenny was with WWE?
>>12937253The developmental for a cup of coffee
>>12933735Route 1:He's put on the main show immediately to feud with AJ, and/or Nakamura in depressingly disappointing bouts due to WWE's slower and softer in ring philosophy. He'd then start phoning it it in the midcard until his star power falls to 0.Route 2:He's immediately thrust to the spotlight and thrown in a Haitch feud so he can job to and give Haitch his first 5 star match. Haitch gets to show the world again just how cool and badass he is while Omega's star power falls to zero in a month a la punk. He fumbles in the Midcard and then gets a small boost of intrest in a Daniel Bryan feud/tagRoute 3:He's stuck in NXT Hell until his star power falls.He never hits the main roster and leaves NXT after 3-5 years. He'll have a dope match with Devitt though.Route 4:He's stuck in NXT Hell until his star power falls.After 3-5 years he makes the main roster but his style is now far too slow and far too soft in intrest falls further since his claim as best bout machine.We will still get a really good Devitt match either way.Route 5Kenny and Xavier begin to focus on gaming heavily together and become bigger than WWE because gaming is far more popular than wrestling is or ever will be again. They eventually become the zoomer Austin/Rock and probably have a comedy match showcasing that comparison.
>>12937349>give H his first 5 star matchAnd it still doesn't happen LMAO
>>12933735WWE's ratings would be even worse now
>>12933807Wow 1 person.
He would be 2 or 3 times champion already
>>12933799100 percent this
>>12933735>What if he actually signed the mark contract?e-drones would be sucking him off and they'd be clad top to bottom in young bucks merch
>>12933735People would actually know who he is and he wouldn't have to wrestle for a hot dog and a handshake in outlaw feds
>>12933735He would probably wear a silly costume and feud with Apollo Crews or Baron Corbin by now.
>>12933799>>E Drones would cope with ‘YES! HOW DARE KENNY SIGN TO A COMPANY AND RECEIVE STEADY EMPLOYMENT AND JOB SECURITY! HE’S A 4 TIME INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! HOW HAS HE BEEN POORLY BOOKED!’>>all the E Drones who claim he’s overrated would suddenly all decide he’s actually the best wrestler in the world because he carried Roman to a 3 star match one timeKek
>>12933799WWE Career low: jobbed out by Corbin for IC title on PPV pre-showWWE Career high: 4 star match with AJ for World Title at WrestleMania nowhere even close to the main event or Universal title match.
>>12933735Can someone explain to me why there is a war between WWE fans and AEW fans?
>>12940420>MFW its just larpers trying to act as WWF vs WCW if there had been better internet in the 90s
>>12933735he's already signed to the first ever smark contract
>>12940420anons false flaging both sides for (You)s with 2 or 3 actual paid corporate shills
>>12940528Sounds about right.
>>12937161based
>>12933799Based
