Card:*Bullet Club (Gallows, Anderson, Bucks, Omega) segment to follow-up from last week**Inner Circle New Year's Resolution**PAC vs Eddie Kingston**Jon Moxley promo**Tay Conti vs Serena Deeb (c) for the NWA Women's Title**FTR vs Jurassic Express**Chuck Taylor vs Miro**Cody Rhodes & Britt Baker segment*DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ELITE
Watch NXT
Stop making threads early, you'll trigger the counter autist
I would probably let Aubrey ride me to blow off some steam
Deeb looks good for a 55 year old.
Tay Conti's Ass vs Anna Jay's Ass vs Toni Storm's Ass. Who wins?
I hope Tay gets better. I actually really like her
>>12657813
Tay Conti pisses me the fuck off
I miss Deeb's titties too J.R.
>That jigglegood god
Does aew still ban/block/blacklist anyone who talks about unapproved topics?
conti's ass broke he fishnets. those things are supposer to be stronger than the steel stairs at ringside
>all the ripped holes in Tay's fishnets around her assfuck sakes bros
>>12657802NXT doesn't have PAWGS like AEW, they have Scarlett but the BOGSQUAD makes her unlikeable
>>12657829I'm gonna COOOOOOM
>>12657820Everyone
>>12657784Brutal mogging the match
remember when they tried to hotshot his death and failed to get a million?
Based Latina Stacey MOGGING her tag partner.
I CAN'T FOCUS ON THAT FUCKING MATCH
CONTI A$$ TIME
>>12657830
>>12657813Based me too. I don’t care what the faggots here say, I would shoot a warm one in Aubrey
Tay’s ass is absolutely BUSSIN
>>12657811>Stop making threads earlyhow else would aew be able to claim they have so many threads later then?
someone webm that big ass jiggle right before the commercial break
>>12657844it takes a certain kind of talent to make hot broads look unappealing
LADS IM DING-DONG DIDDLY BOUTTA COOM
Contis ass is so prime you guys I would pay 25000 to take a nap on it
This match is pretty good
Tay is hot and actually decent in the ring
Tay wrestling better in a few months at AEW than years at the performance center
pitcher in pitcher
>deebtox
Tay Conti literally kicked Serena's fucking head off. I'm actually impressed. This girl's dripping with potential and sex appeal. She's got the makings of a future mega star if she gets better.
Jesus christ Tay's ass is insane tonight.
>>12657902The shibata studying is paying off.
Latinxs do it better papi.
When Tay and Anna Jay just hugged I chubbed up
>>12657902>woman>mega star of wrestling
Forward Roll Center BTFO
>>12657884You can tell by her facial expressions and actions that she's a fucking fake ass snake and she will be a huge headache for all involved and has already injured people. Stop thinking with your dick, HHH made the right call with her and Kylie Rae.
Bros why is aew on it's 4th game thread but nxt is still on there first?
I'm glad AEW isn't forcing their women to cover their asses
>>12657907So if Ken Shamrock was hispanic he'd be a sultry Latinx?
wtf they censored the match
>>12657923People only pretend to be WWE marks on this board
>>12657906Isn't that a kind of bread?
>>12657915Yes. You underestimate what an incredible ass and face does to a generation full of onlyfans coomers.
we're missing all the ass shots. fuck you PiP
>>12657923because you touch yourself at night
Tay Conti matches are basically porn
>>12657921t. Roastie Seethmaster
>>12657921Paul shouldn't you be worried about other things in Gorilla?
>>12657930Sí
Anyone think Tay has a big butt?
>>12657884Her NXT matches were trash but Tay's been some of my favorite stuff in the AEW women's division
I'm an ass manYeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)I love to love 'emI love to kick 'emI love to shove 'emI love to stick 'emLove to flaunt 'emI love to watch 'emI love to pick 'emAnd I'm gonna kick 'em'Cause I'm an Ass ManYeah, I'm an Ass manYes I'm an Ass man (OH!)I'm an Ass ManSo many asses, so little timeOnly a tight one, can stop me on the dimeI'm a lover, of every kindThe best surprises always sneak up from behindI'm an Ass manYeah; I'm an Ass manYes I'm an Ass man (OH!)I'm an Ass ManBuns of glory,Buns of steelYour lies won't give away the truth of how I feelYou walk behind me,I feel the heat.That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the streetI'm an Ass manYeah; I'm an Ass manYes I'm an Ass man (OH!)I love to love 'emI love to kick 'emI love to shove 'emI love to stick 'emLove to flaunt 'emI love to watch 'emI love to pick 'emAnd I'm gonna kick 'emI'm an Ass manYeah; I'm an Ass manYes I'm an Ass man (OH!)
>>12657923>Bros why is aew on it's 4th game thread but nxt is still on there first?B/c for some reason aew retards make like 10 threads an episode even though none of the threads ever reach there limit.
>>12657930well then he'd just be a gracie
>>12657784>AEW>NWA>IMPACT!>All represented well on the same showBruh, I'm an eChad but HOLY FUCKING BASED!
>>12657942AND THAT'S A GOOD THING
MOGGED
*joins team taz*
lads im about to coom
>>12657921>You can tell by her facial expressions and actions that she's a fucking fake ass snake and she will be a huge headache for all involvedI can't even begin to understand the depths of delusion you must live in to have constructed this completely baseless headcanon. See a therapist pal.
wish that were me
>full nelson stunner
my girl Tay needs that big push....up her ass
Anna Jay is going to take Tay Conti back to the dressing room and give her a shower with her tongue, right?
>>12657943>>12657944Seethe all you want. Anna Jay will be the Michael's of that "friendship" (Because Tay is a raging narcissist with no personality) and Tay will be shoot fired within 2 years for being a fucking headache inducing, injury-inducing retarded thot.
>>12657880In Thailand, this would be worth 2 months/60 full days with an escort
when is tony gonna buy nwa already?
Be honest, /asp/.Whens the last time you even SPOKE to a woman?
TAY MAMI
>>12657986Well I do agree with Ana being the Michaels
Those bicycle kicks are insane.
5 star match
Right person won. Fuck Tay Conti, fuck off to Dark now you fucking snake ass cunt.
Card next week looks like absolute trash
>>12657986tay is happy in AEW, she was miserable in NXT, there's a difference
Is Deebtox a reference to S.E.S?
>>12657995Im speaking to one right now
>>12657995got one messaging me right now, but I haven't replied because she can fucking wait til Dynamite is over
>>12657995Earlier today. Made the cute black cashier laugh
MY MAIN MAN HOOK REPRESENTING
>>12658009ourgirl Leyla is back.
>>12658014I don't think it was a Straight Edge Society, I think it was a GAY Edge Society.
I can't believe that made me horny. Tay is next level.
>Miro and his new butlerLMAO
Since Brodie is Dead will they make Adam Page as the leader?
>>12658011She's incapable of happiness. She is a raging narcissistic monster who only cares about attention.
>>12658032HOOK BROS STAND UP
>>12658008Tell us how you really feel anon
>>12657995Your mom sucked my dick this morning, but we didn't speak much until I was fucking ur dad's ass.
>>12657984Shower of Will Hobbs coom
AEW needs more singles competition. These 6 mans make no sense unless they are doing a trios division
Tay should've won
>nyla rose next week guess I'm not gonna be watching. it was good while it lasted
>>12658034Made me chuckle
>>12658037Might be a Bullet Club situation where Uno leads but Hangman is the ace.
>>12658050Yes Tay fucking Conti should beat one of the greatest women wrestlers of all time because her pants ripped on national tv you fucking coomer.
>>12658029based
Hikaru Shida will cross the crocodile pond.
>>12658042FEELS GOOD TO SEE OTHER HOOK CHADS
>>12658038nice headcanon
>>12658030drill that oil mane
>>12657995It was back in '32 when times were hard. I had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards. I wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat. Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that. My woman threw me out in the ice and snow. And told me, "Never ever come back no moreStagger Lee."So I walked through the rain and I walked through the mud. Till I came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood. I said "Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am?" The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn." To me, Stagger Lee.I said, "Well bartender, it's so plain to see I'm the bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee, Mr. Stagger Lee."Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way. And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day,Mr Stagger Lee."Well ah, those were the last words that the barkeep said.Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head.Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown. Known to make more money than any bitch in town. She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt. Over to me, she startin' to flirt. She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!" I said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head!" She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time. Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime, Mr. Stagger Lee!""But there's something I have to say before you begin. You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in, Mr. Stagger Lee.""I'll stay here till Billy Dilly comes in, till time comes to pass and furthermore I'll fuck Billy Dilly in his motherfucking ass," said me, Stagger Lee.
>>12658049They do it to give more people tv time. They have way too many wrestlers that rarely get used.
>>12658042LETS HOOK'EM UP
I DONT SLEEP CAUSE MY HEADS ON FIRE
>>12658069Shida is in action next week?
>>12658038t. ex-PC washout malding
>>12658073You can resist it all you want the truth of the matter is in 2 years you will not being Tay Conti on AEW television.
>>12658064that's as good a reason as Vince could think up
>>12658095ok pajeet
>>12658049Gives people screen time and it lets their big names like Kenny have a week to rest a bit
FUCK CREEPSFUCK LIARS
>>12658064>Yes Tay fucking Conti should beat one of the greatest women wrestlers of all time because her pants ripped on national tv you fucking coomer.Is she really one of the GOATs?
I HATE CREEPS AND I HATE LIARS
>>12658050That's prolly ultimately up to billy huh?
I DON'T SLEEP CUS MY HEADS ON FIRE
so what's Sting going to do other than come out?
So How is Darby gonna try to murder himself this time
LIL NIGGA TIME!!Ever notice how his theme sounds like Rosenrot by Rammstein?
What a fucking throw
>having to write off Hobbs because he’s probably fucking Anna backstagekek
>>12658120He will also point his bat at people.
>>12658085>>12658103Then put them in singles action. That 6 man tag is going to have so much flippy shit.
Darby cute
>>12658110she trained half of the women in WWE
Bryan cage jobbed to a woman so it’s ok if he loses to a gay twink
>>12658108Based and LilNigga-pilled.
>>12658120be fabulous after he does
BASED DARBY THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>Darby Allin has zero successful title defensesKEK WHAT A TRANSITIONAL TRANGENDERED CHAMPION
Darby suicide dives are just the best
Darby looks like a young Billy Idol
holy shit that table spot
darby's make-up gun looks like it was set to whore and unloaded on cage's chest
>he is the fuck the world world champion
JESUS
>>12658124Now that I'm thinking about it, yeah a little
DEADBY!!!!
>>12658143Tessa has Roman Reigns power levels
Damn
YEEET
Jesus christ.
>>12658124it’s by based wicca phase springs eternal
That was the best spot of the fucking year and we're only in mid-January
BLOOD AND GUTS
>dude look at the top of this lil nigga's headbased skavone
jesus christ
I wonder if Paul is paying for overrun again, kek
damn how's he gonna like turtles busted open like that
LIL NIGGA NNNNOOOOOOOOOO
>AEW signed Grzegorz BrzęczyszczykiewiczI think he's got some potential
Who's going over? I can't see Darby losing his very first defense but I can only assume Sting is going to help out some way to protect Cage.
YEET
>>12658192Rent-free
DARBY WAKE UP PLS
10 more minutes of this. Little nigga gonna die.
darby looks like a member of the armie hammer harem right now
Is he dead
>>12658193Lel
>>12658207kek
This is booked very well so far
Holy fuck this is brutal
This match is fucking based
Sick ass table spot holy shit Cage.
KILLL THIS LITTLE TWINK FUCK
>>12658195HEY MOUNTAIN, YOU WANT SOME? COME GET SOME!THAT'S THE MOUNTAIN, BROTHER!
>dealing with boolisgo back to calling people niggers ex, stop preaching
IM SO LOOOOOOOOONELY
BASED CAGE
What happened to Brian Cages chest?
>>12658192Aewtist proves that all aew fans are Reddit
drabby dead
>>12658196Steeng run in seems the most likely. After weeks of him showing up and doing nothing I would hope so even.
This is incredibly based
Not gonna lie this match is badass
not like this little niggas...
>>12658195that's a deep, deep, deep polish film cut my friend
I'm really digging this match
>>12658193AYOOOOOOOOO
Bros Darby is gonna push through... right?
DAMNIT DARBY GET UPBECAUSE MICKEY LOVES YA
>>12658202worked pedo
Leafbros, TSN not getting PNP
>"So what do you want to do Darby?">"Just fuck my shit up"
>Only four threads>Barely scraping 700 viewers on TaimaAEW is beating NXT, but will only have around 600k viewers.
well this match is gay, it's too 1 sided
>Counting out lil niggaHe is gonna pull through bros
>>12658228>Aewtist proves that all aew fans are Reddit
>>12658224>commercial about a couple of queers>lonelymaybe don't be a niggerfaggot and your family won't excommunicate you
>Bury Darby>Pretend you're building him up as resilient in losinglmao
C'MON DARBYDRINK SOME MILKGO FULL SKELETON
>>12658193lel
>>12657936holy smokes
>>12658227face paint
why is this retard kicking out of finishers at one?
STOP THE DAMN MATCH>>12658254everybody knows its doing 600-700k because of trumpshit. ratings are irrelevant when the united states are acting like children
>>12658258>well this match is gay, it's too 1 sidedbooking a monster like a monster against a lil nigga. you fucking retard please flip to NXT.
>>12658263I was gonna say, isn't the Beebs married? What's this nigga cryin' about?
BASED DARBY
>Coffin drop that fastwas it a botch
>>12657784I love Brazilians
>>12658273wrestling psychology is dead
Stop the damn match!!!!!
>>12658264Hey, Darby's just trying to speedrun the Jeff Hardy route to self destruction.
>>12658278this
this is like the real life version of the snl skit making fun of karate kid and john cena kicks the dude through multiple walls
Darby taking these fucking INSANE back and neck bumps holy fucking shit
CMON DARBY
>>12658277>united states are acting like childrenwe call that tuesday
>>12658300I mean... Darby would have taken those bumps too while skateboarding
the absolute state of Darby's spine
>>12658291does Cage care that he looks like a fucking geek when he power bombs this kid 3 times in a row for a 1 count? then hits an f5 for a 1 count then power bombs him on the ramp for a 1 count?
COFFIN DROPUUUU
How is Darby not DQ'd
>Local Lil Nigga too Based
I HATE CAGE AND I HATE LIARS
GAWD ALMIGHTY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
Based basedbased
only thing worse that big guys no selling are little guys no selling
>>12658310no because wrestling psychology is dead. he's just happy to do his movez
>this is a brutal beating in 2021Why is wrestling so cucked?
AHHHHHH IT'S STEVE
Cage gonna look like a bitch if he loses this
Was that a 3?
>>12658312Why would he be dq'd?
sting finally whacked a nigga
Why does Darby want ro die so badly?>>12658325Not enough restholds for ya boomer?
LMAO Ricky's reaction there
>Tied up his anklesBAH GAWD, SHADES OF 1992LIL NIGGA IS IMITATING THE NIGGAS OF THE PAST
>>12658333He used a fucking Belt to tie him down. That shit's a DQ
I haven't seen Cage get his back blown out like that since I installed the hidden camera in his ceiling and saw his wife reveal the bad dragon strap-on she got here only in picture in picture
>lil nigga ground and pounding like a real niggakektus
what the fuck. that's a dq! you can't just tie up your opponent
>>12658342AEW hasn't done a DQ yet
>>12658351PAC was DQ'd in their iron man match, and Cutler/Avalon was a double DQ
Its sting its sting
now that was a damn good match
BASED MATCH
STANG INTERFEREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
time to go home for go big show here only on tnt picture in picture
based lil nigga
THE MAN CALLED STEVE
>>12658342Belt is part of his attire and the ref did not confiscate it.
MOG MOG MOG
FUCK CREEPS FUCK LIARS HE DID IT
That was great
Is sting gay for darby
did darby get his arm crushed?
Cage's move animations don't match the damage inflicted
>>12658342no it isn’t
That was fun.
>>12658342Lol, I was like "Oh that's why". AEW has always left it up to the ref's. Cody has used his belt a few times.
wtf did I just watch?a 130 lb emo kid beat a 200lb roided machine clean after being fucked in the ass for 10 minutes straight and kicking out of every power move at 1?what a fucking joke
>>12658375Boomerd always want a ProtegeAnd Darby is like Millenial Sting.
>>12658370>Belt is part of his attireOnce you take it off it stops being your attire and starts being a weapon>>12658381In literally any other promotion on earth using your belt in that manner is a DQ
>>12658375No, he just hates creeps and liars as well.
That second hour blew the the fuck out of the first
i love how the commercials are for junk food and testosterone boosters.
>lil nigga gets destroyed all match only to win at the endwell not like i expected anything different
>>12658390This. Steve Austin should've never EVER beat the Undertaker, Kane, or Big Show. All of them brutally mogged Cold Steve like the anti draw bitch he is, yet he kept killing the business by going over CLEAN
That was a pretty good ep.
>>12658375Fuck it. I'm gay for Darby
>>12658390The finish was underwhelming also
>>12658390See you next week faggot
>>12658409It's how most Darby matches go and Cage still came out strong so he's far from buried. I really liked the match overall and hopefully it lets Darby move on to something else instead of feuding with Team Taz more.
>>12658390It works when the 130 lb guy's whole gimmick is he likes to dangerous shit with his body on his free time
the problem with lil nigga is he really is a lil nigga and when hes getting ass kicked by a huge motherfucker like that its just not believable when he comes back
>>12658390>wtf did I just watch?>a 130 lb emo kid beat a 200lb roided machine clean after being fucked in the ass for 10 minutes straight and kicking out of every power move at 1?>what a fucking joke
Bert Kreischer shoot works me into a seethe. I can't stand his fucking face.
>>12658390>wtf did I just watch?it's called pro wrestlingwas this your first time watching it or something?
>>12658421He used cage's weight against him. Not flashy but there is a reason.
>>12658428This. I also want to know why Sting came to AEW. He once wanted to tell but fucking Cody interrupted him
>>12658434does it? because the only thing it made me think was Cage must be a fucking geek
>>12658395The rule is against "foreign objects," not "weapons," and AEW has established previously that a part of a wrestler's attire is not a foreign object. AEW also relies heavily on referee's discretion and there are no automatic DQs.
>>12658491The only time a "Weapon" wasn't a "Foreign object" as well was when WCW banned the word foreign and they called them "International Objects"
The Go Big Show looks kinda based ngl
>>12658538I saw the first episode, it was okay
>>12659995huh what u mean?
>>12658342Red's giving the challenger a chance. If he DQs, Darby wins by default.
>>12658395Like all the times Hogan was DQed for using the weighted belt?
that was a good main event
>>12657884performance center is a meme, people have already exposed that they have no clue what they are doing.
