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Basic brand information for beginners: https://pastebin.com/CxdBGA6W

Shoe reviews: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AnSv7MyhLozYdGM1a1FUMHNtTkRFN0xkVmt3dEZ0NHc#gid=0
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PARENTS AND TEACHERS COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND.
MY DISDAIN FOR THEIR AUTHORITY.
CAREER AND A FUTURE DIDN'T INTEREST ME.
I'D RATHER SKATE INSTEAD, I NEED TO BE FREE!

I'LL SKATE OR, I'LL SKATE OR, I'LL SKATE OR DIE!

BREAKING MY BACK JUST TO MAKE ENDS MEET.
A SLAVE TO MY JOB FOR FORTY HOURS A WEEK.
BUT WHEN 5 O'CLOCK ROLLS AROUND.
I'M TAKING MY BOARD AND I'M HITTING THE STREETS.

skatepark etiquette: SKATE OR DIE

trick tip: SKATE OR DIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrFHAuXSMsE
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>>10266570
ow the edge
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Claiming this thread for longboards
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boomer hands made this thread
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>>10221590 nice
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>>10266570
you forgot the previous thread faggot
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how is it pronounced?

E-merica

or EHmerica

or just america
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>>10266607
Non canon
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Wojaks on another snacky snack break. Don’t forget to try the new extreme flavours of BOLD sandwich crackers! Now in buffalo chicken flavour!
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>>10266616
It’s pronounced Yoor-Ah-Pha-gut.
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>>10266607
I think it's best we all forget about the previous thread
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Previous thread: >>10259484
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>>10265845
How much you weigh bro? This shit is inspiring my chunky beginner ass
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>fighting fire with fire
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>>10266708
195 lbs.
I've actually dropped 10 pounds in the past month. I saw a picture of myself and was like "holy shit what happened to me." Trying to get back down at least to 175
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>>10266666
Wrestling is for children, skating is for life
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>>10266772
You a shorty? I'm 220 and look slimmer than you, but I'm 6'1

Good shit either way man, I'm in the same situation. Did you drop the weight from skating?
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>>10266654
But it was funny watching the Wojak guy get trolled
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>>10266820
You don’t look anywhere near slim at 220lbs and 6’1”. I’m 6’1” and 196lbs and fat, so you are fat fat.
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>>10266843
>look slimmer than you

I didn't say I looked slim generally. I said I looked slimmer than you.
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>>10266868
I’m not the neckbeard dude. Just saying slim and 220 don’t fit in the same category. I’ll post my gross ass body if you wanna compare
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>>10266909
Okay post it
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>>10266909
yeah post your belly dude
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>>10266935
Ok. You can see how fucked up and out of alignment my shoulder is after breaking it twice in 2 motorcycle crashes too.
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>>10266820
yes i'm short.
I can't skate as hard as i used to because i have a wife and kids to attend to so i don't skate enough to have any significant results on my weight loss.
I've just been eating better and doing push ups and sit ups . really. I bet skateboarding has helped too tho
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Has anybody watched this show called betty about girls who skate in new york city? Its pretty empowering, its even got girls who skate in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCP1zqmdGs0
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>>10267070
Do you drink beer regularly? The easiest way to lose weight is quit beer. It’s empty calories and carbs.
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>>10266909
for the record i shave my fucking neck god damn it
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>>10267090
Why does you beard look blueish? Do you dye it?
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>>10267098
no it might be lighting
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>>10267090
You should grow your neck out and be the msacot for /esg/. Not even joking or being slightly mean spirited. we need a professionally shot photo of you kick flipping a stair set. sun glasses are mandatory
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>>10267115

I skate in old people sunglasses that go over your normal glasses because my regular glasses got loose from falling with them on so the old people shades keep my sunglasses in place.
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>threads later and scrubs are still upset about accepting 7.5s
poor lil zoomzooms
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>>10267144
hell fucking yeah no fucks given.
You need a better story that that tho. something about you shining so bright and blocking out the haters
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>>10267180
Point out where 7.5s are mentioned in this thread. Point out where the 8.5 touched you on the doll.
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>>10267180
Ok boom boom
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>>10267208
>>10267219
people were complaining about it last thread and you guys created this new thread because you guys were so triggered about it; the last thread didn't even hit bump limit. you guys are never going to make it because youre obsessed with trends
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>>10267234
>300 posts is the bump limit. That’s why it’s falling off the board. You’re obsessed with trends from the 90s and haven’t moved on. People have been skating 8.5s for the last decade. You wouldn’t notice that sitting in your office though.
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>>10267244
i bet you wear vans
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>>10267234
Yeah, we don’t carry old shit into new threads, newfriend. Please start a new argument so we can repeat it.
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>>10267251
No. I wear Osiris D3s I’ll have you know.
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>>10267251
Well that’s a salty response to not knowing how bump limits work
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>>10267265
um sweetie, those types of shoes havent been worn the last decade. its time to move on to the new trend
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>>10267283
Um sweetie, that was satire and you’d know that if you skated.
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>>10266993
ur fat
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>>10267283
Did you google them?
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>>10267296
>>10267307
>he wears vans over puffy skateboarding shoes
posers get out
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>>10267297
I know that, I already said I was in this post >>10266843
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Can I talk about based R WIlly here?
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>>10267313
Where did I say I rode Vans, sugar?
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>>10267324
kid, you wear inferior thin skateboarding shoes that might as well be vans; lets be honest
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>>10267330
I haven’t even said what I wear. You’ve just shared your baseless assumptions.
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>>10267330
>kid
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>>10267324
you said it with your actions
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>>10267339
>>10267346
all 7.5 critics are trend followers who undoubtedly wear thin skateboarding shoes
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>>10267349
What actions? Mocking you for getting mad at yourself because you can’t let go of your hang ups? I’ve offered you no information and you’re trying to attack me based off what you don’t like. It’s pretty funny though.
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>>10267354
Your parents wore a too thin condom
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>>10267381
your """skate shoes"""" are just thin foot condoms marketed towards morons like you so you buy shoes at a faster rate
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>>10267400
You wear vans.
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>>10267405
you ride revive
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>>10267370
Why haven't you denied wearing Vans tho?
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fact: if you dont wear puffy skate board shoes or ride a board outside the 7.25 - 7.75 range then youre a poser who doesnt know shit about skateboarding
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>>10267400
I haven’t told you what I skated. Your arguing with your own hang ups. Too good. I actually skate Supra Skytops. Or do I?
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>>10267433
this but unironically
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>>10267433
>fact: if you wear puffy skate board shoes and ride a board in the 7.25 - 7.75 range then youre a poser who doesnt know it’s 2020 and thinks he’s is the movie KIDS
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>>10267450
exactly. lil zoom zooms just follow inferior trends thinking theyre going to go pro

>>10267452
youre not going pro dude
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>>10267433
>>10267452
I wear puffy shoes and skate an 8.125 deck GET FVCKED.
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>>10267460
Neither are you faggot. Especially not on your 7.5. You really think that’s an insult?
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look at all the zoomers /r/newskaters or whatever who got told to buy 8.5 boards but all the other zoomers struggling to even lift the board on the ground so half the clips are them just riding around doing pivots lmao dumb zoomies
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>>10267472
>>10267482
>IM A POSER GET FUCKED
congrats? i bear you dont wear baggy pants either
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>>10267495
This sure is a lot of salt for not understanding bump limits. You bear dude. You bear all you want.
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>>10267495
>baggy pants
Like boxer shorts? Yeah I do actually, don’t like tight underwear.
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>>10266993
You're fat

>>10267070
Did I see a clip of you on leddit bailing off a kicker? anyway as a tubby man you're an inspiration bro
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>>10267520
Let me refer you to this post as you lack the ability to read a thread
>>10267315
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Reply to this post and call me a poser.
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>>10267520
No but you should go back there for sure.
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>>10267545
You're a good guy.
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>>10267545
You’re the Superman 64 of skateboarders
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>>10267533
Seething fatty lmao
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>>10267520
yes that was my reddit post someone said that i'd find titties there and they lied to me
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ok i get it now. all zoom zooms need 8.5 boards because theyre overweight. they need thin shoes for extra board feel because theyre clumsy. they need skinny jeans because theyre homosexual. i guess i should stop bullying them. sorry guys
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>>10267599
also brb deleting my reddit posts
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>>10267440
Don’t you care what shoes I wear any more boom boom?
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>>10267533
its fine fatty.

We're all fat probably
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>>10267588
Why would I be mad over something I readily admitted to before I even posted it? The reason I posted is because is In fat. Keep trying though :)
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>>10267626
You’re not saying anything I didn’t say before you
>>10266843
>>10266909
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>>10267614
>Translation: a list of things I don’t like but I’m too immature to cope
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My ollies are starting to get so much better. I am starting to really feel the board below me, and my brain is really slowing down and starting to "see" what is going on during the ollie. Pretty pumped
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>>10267599
>>10267616
Based.
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>>10267651
nice revisionism and cope zoom zoom. everything i said is 100% true and you guys started the hate on 7.5s. you guys fucked up.
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>>10267642
I'm fat too, its fine man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MO3k5QDYgs
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>>10267672
I wanna be the 27 year old bloomer ;_;
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>>10267672
Back from your seventh snacky snack of the day with your favourite reddit post?
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>>10267674
>my opinions are facts, that’s just an emotional truth
>people don’t like the board I ride so now I’m mad
Poor boom boom
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>>10267712
um sweetie, it looks like you cant read and accept the cold hard facts:
>>10267433
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>>10267684
Cool, post your gut and show how unashamed you are. Be a man.
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zooms zooms be SEETHING
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>>10267721
Um, treacle, that’s actually a
>cold hard opinion
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>>10267736
>7.5 rider having a shit fit and thinks it’s the zoom zooms who are mad
Poor boom boom lost touch with reality
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>>10267741
>it literally says "fact:"
>is posted by an actual skater and nonposer, unlike you
keep coping though.
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>>10267769
>it says fact so that makes it one
Is this how you brain works?
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>>10267723
I'm the fat mexican guy.
i might do this
>>10267115
with no shirt on so my fatness really shows. But we'll see tomorrow if its not too cold
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>>10267769
>Fact: You can’t skate and trip over your own feet trying to Shuv It.
Wow dude why do you even post here if you can’t skate? It’s a fact after all.
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>>10267789
Sooooo you’re a hypocrite?
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>>10267785
>>10267799
if you guys werent brand new to skateboarding it wouldnt be hard to grasp what i claimed. nothing hard about it.
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>>10267815
yes. yes i am
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>>10267822
>nothing hard about it
We don’t need to bring your penis into this dude
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>14 posters
just ban everyone in this thread including me

inb4 wojack poster hits me some greentext
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>>10267830
Nice https://youtu.be/0U-YZsIF5hk
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>>10267833
poor zoom zoom cant even get hard while skating because his skin tight jeans prevent it from expanding. the saddest part is that he thinks wearing them is mandatory because it's a part of the current image of skateboarding. probably thinks hes going to go pro too. sad
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>>10267855
Look at you arguing with your assumptions and hang ups again lmao.
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>>10267855
Skinny jeans haven’t been a thing since 2010. Skaters wear baggy shit that ends 5 inches above their ankles now. You’re only further showing how out of touch you are itty bitty boom boom
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>>10267846
This. I wouldn't mind a forced break from 4chan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdD1HcwgqvQ

thread theme song
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>>10267846
He’s been BTFO
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>>10267868
>>10267889
if you denounce 7.5s then you wear skinny jeans, wear thin shoes, are overweight, ride 8.5s. it's extremely to obvious to everyone who isnt brand new
>he thinks current skate jeans are baggy
yep, posers.
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Friendly reminder that if you don't skate in cargo jorts, you're a poser.
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>>10267914
>BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
>IM SEETHING IN MY ROOM
>WELL BITCH ABOUT ZOOMZOOMS TOGETHER
>FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER
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>>10267922
I denounce you for being a retard. It’s extremely obvious you’re some out of touch loser mad things have changed while you stayed the same boom boom
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>>10267941
>>10267953
lil zoom zoom you can keep trying to dig yourself out of this one but the skateworld knows that you guys were the ones who started the war against 7.5s and true skateboarding in general.
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>>10267922
>WOAH OH WOAH OH
>7.5 IS BACK IN TOWN
>WOAH OH WOAH OH
>NOT HAVING FUN
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>>10267959
Little boom boom. You shouldn’t be so fragile and accept things change. It’s fine. There’s r/oldskaters for people that smell of cabbage like you
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>>10267996
you know what doesnt change? you being a poser. you cant even be helped at this point.
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>>10267959
>WOAH OH WOAH OH
>ONE ON ONE JUST ME AND YOU
>WOAH OH WOAH OH
>YOU SMELL LIKE CUM
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>>10268015
Your insults don’t change much either boom boom. Not got anything new to try out? Or is the next post going to revert to whining about jeans again?

Times are changing but you want things to be the same. You need to let go of the past. It’s not healthy.
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this boom boom / zoom zoom shit is gay as fuck guys
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>>10268167
>guys
It’s 2 people.
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>>10268167
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Only 17 different posters in this thread, and it's just dumb shit talking and le epic maymays
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>>10268190
>guys
>It’s 2 people.

yeah thats why i said guys instead of guy
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Who is this even for
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>>10268280
The same people that buy inflatable toy machine aliens
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>>10268280
for the thots who watch this show >>10267076
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>>10268248
fuck you zoomie
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>>10268248
Guys is for more than 3. You two faggots is more appropriate. I’ll let it slide this time but you’re going to need to work on it.
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>>10268348
Isn’t there a 7.5 no ones riding you need to cry about?
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>>10268200
I don't care. I love Fabiana and i will fuck her one day
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>>10268415
>>10268190
>>10268248
can zoom zooms seriously not count? there were at least 4 people involvted
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>>10268436
Who ever was involved they were all arguing with me and I was stringing them along like little fishies
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>>10268470
>>10268428
yep, these posts belong on reddit and not /esg/
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I'd like to interrupt today's programming to remind Anons to stay hydrated and to eat their veggies.
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I hear they will give you jannie if you post a tre.
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>>10268502
I think they fit right in based on previous discussions
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https://twitter.com/inurend0/status/1262890026532126720?s=19
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>>10268679
him and his dog are posers. surprised the dog isnt wearing vans
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>>10268692
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>landed my first caveman
>that feel
>that fucking feel
I know it's not even a trick but it feels pretty good to manage something other than slow heelside turns and approximative ticktacks.
I don't know why I was scared of fucking up and falling while doing it now.
I am a happy poser now
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>>10269075
Good on you, man, keep pushing and improving. It all starts with the small things.
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>>10269075
nice!
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>>10269075
mandatory compliment reply
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>>10269075
Nice job man (unless you were wearing vans at the time).
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i just stood on a skateboard

it took me about a week but i finally did it
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>>10269660
that's good man, i can't even ollie or ollie whilst moving, is this normal when starting to skate for the first time?
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>>10269691
you can attempt an ollie while moving? thats badass honestly, congrats man. keep it up
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>>10269691
You gotta just try doing it while moving, even if it is slow. Learning to do it standing still is a waste of time, and you will have to relearn it while moving anyway
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can you guys explain to me how skate shoes help with skating?
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>>>/v/509236706
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>>10269834
they have the word skate in their name
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>>10269834
Well, they're not high heels at least. Nor are they platform boots, so they're at least easier to skate in than either of those.
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>>10269834
Flatter soles and a little tougher top side to prevent rips a little longer. But you can skate in anything, don't fall for the consumerism hype
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>>10269834
They last a bit longer before they rip. Skating involves dragging your shoes across coarse grip tape/the ground over and over. Also like other anons said, the bottom is flat so you are more stable on the board. Skating in boots or running shoes would be retarded. Skating in non-skate sneakers will just destroy the sneakers.
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>>10270220
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>>10270271
Eye-opening, not gonna lie.
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Newb here.

8.25 or 8.375 for a first deck?

I'm a big guy for you with size 12 shoes
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>>10270404
7.5 loser
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>>10270404
9 pussy
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>>10270271
YO THIS NIGGA BE SKATIN IN TIMBS
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>>10268530
based
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>>10270404
go for the 8 3/8
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>try to cruise the whole city
>forgot my water
>nearly pass out on the road before a miracle tram appears right in front of me that takes me right to my place

Jesus that was horrifying
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Why do legit skateboard companies make shaped decks if cruising is for posers and faggots?
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>>10270313
Check out Ferg
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>>10270644
so posers and faggots like you could buy them
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>>10270644
They’re fun and not necessarily a cruiser, just a directional shape like a slimmed down 80s board on a popsicle mold
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>>10270686

That bitch from the Black Eyed Peas?
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>>10270711
Nah that’s Fergie. Ferg’s a dude that skates in Timbs,
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>>10267490
those 40 grams are a killer. I dropped 40 grams (1.4 ounces) from my setup and now I can pop my kickflips 4 feet high.
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>>10270271
tom penny used to skate in timbs all the time
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>>10270404
8.5, if you are over 6 feet 14.5+ wheelbase
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>>10270620
I know just about everything's still in lockdown mode still but they don't have vending machines or local convenience stores where you're at?
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Breakin in trucks and they've got some mad squeak. I don't have wax, any household items I can put in the cup to help that?
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>>10272757
deodorant/melt crayon
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any tips on not being a pussy about braking? I get going too fast and just cant bring myself to slap the tail down to slow myself. I always end up just jumping off and running alongside until I can kick my board a bit to get it to stop.
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>>10273122
Don't know how to tell you how to not be afraid of it, but I can offer general advice.

Work on balance so you can brake with the same motion as pushing, where instead of actually pushing you just kinda let your foot drag on the floor. I don't recommend slapping the tail unless you want razor tail, and even if you do the thing where you hang your heel off and use that, it's gonna destroy your shoe. By putting your pushing foot down next to the board it's parallel with the ground and will distribute wear evenly instead of shredding it all off of one spot.

You can also carve back and forth to take your speed down.

Or learn to powerslide if you're going really fast..
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>>10272757
Ride your shit and break them in your fucking faggot.
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>>10273881
I'm talking about the squeak, did you not even read past the 3rd word?
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>>10273901
yeah the squeek that comes from new trucks. I know what the fuck your talking about. ride longer and the squeek will stop
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>>10273917
Don't gotta be so mad about it though, chill.
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>>10273929
skate more faggot
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>>10273929
die
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Uh oh, anons accidentally talked about skate related stuff and the sofa skaters gonna start shit.
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>>10274046
Stick your Vans in your asshole you fucking poser
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>>10274085
Should I wax them first?
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>>10274046
whos starting shit?
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>>10273122
Powerslide, because if you try and brake when going fast you can pitch forward because you lost balance and eat shit. The sooner you learn powerslides going downhill the better because i've literally saved my own life from powerslides.
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I am by far the best skateboarder on esg.
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>>10270404
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Two kids on my street are learning to skate right now, I was on my way to the store and saw two zoomer girls with brand new skateboards. Will 2020 be the year of a skateboard revival? What's driving this?
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Hey guys. What’s the most inoffensive helmet I could get? I’m a college student at home and I’d rather bite the bullet and get my parents off my back than stop skating, they’re pretty hardcore about me getting one. I literally just cruise (cuz I’m too ass to do tricks) so it’s totally pointless, but how to I look like I’m only half retarded? Of course I can just drop it in some bushes when I go out but it’s not worth risking getting my hobby crushed vs living on my own and being unable to pay rent, plus if I ever get to bowl shit I’d want one anyway. Inb4 poser :(
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>>10273677
>>10274261
Thanks for the advice. I dont know why I never thought of slowing myself down with my foot. Then again I also never thought to use a washcloth to cover my eyes while washing shampoo out of my hair until my wife told me to do that when I was 23 so I don’t always have common sense.
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>>10274723
I didn't think to wrap toilet paper around my hand before catching my poop until I was 24.
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>>10274757
I’m glad your figured it out eventually.
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>>10274634
It's the THPS Remaster.
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do you guys like jonny giger
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First of all, I dunno wtf bullshit was occuring beforehand but god damn i've been shredding
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I made a logo out of the fat anon since someone said he'd be the mascot
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>>10276941
Make him fatter and put him on a longboard while wearing Vans
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>>10277171
isnt he already wearing vans? they kinda look like vans.
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>>10274573
Nice
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Trying to get back into skating. Haven't done it in about ten years. Used to work the mini ramp pretty decently. How much shit am I in for from all the zoomers at the skate park being 32 and sloppy as fuck?
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>>10276941
>>10277171

Anon should photoshop a Vans shoe really big and have him wear it as a hat
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So a few threads ago, there was talk about what folks eat before a morning session, was kinda interesting to see.

Gonna see about round two, what do yall crave after a long session? I personally take a while to cool down so I'll go for a lean meat like chicken or turkey and some veggies/veggie juice or maybe greek yogurt. Also sometimes snack on mixed nuts right after or durin a session
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>>10274634
THPS coming back.
Thrasher-sweater wearers looking into what Thrasher is and learning it is infact not a clothing company.
The 'rona having everyone at home during springtime and emptying the roads.
We'll see if the olympics generate some more interest next year. Maybe zoomers will gradually move away from scooters. A man can dream.
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>>10266570
the last time i came to /asp/, /esg/ wasn't in the catalog. based revival
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>>10279185
why not get into street skating and stop worrying about zoomers and people in general?
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>>10272757
bar of soap
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>>10280266
Mini ramp and bowl is fun af
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>>10276941
make him fatter, put vans on him and make him ride a longboard
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>>10280266
>just get into street skating bro fuck verts and bowls just do rails and grinds for the rest of your life

fucking zoomers I swear
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Reminder that you’re dealing with retards who reverse image search shit because they know fuck all, then get mad over incorrect information. These are the morons you come to for advice. A bunch of LARPers that can barely ollie so they go crazy for a fat fuck jumping a 4 stair. Or get mad you’re not using the same shit they used 30 years ago because they’re a past it boomer trying to relive their use. Worst skateboarding threads on the internet. Go to slap or ubironically Reddit for actual skateboard discussion.
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>>10279505
Shut up, food obsessed fatso
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>>10281523
>still seething that 7.5s are mentioned
the ride never ends
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>>10281556
>only focused on the 7.5 aspect
And the boomer crawls out of the woodwork at mention of his tools
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>>10281570
because you're getting upset about something that legitimately isn't a problem
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>>10281556
>the ride never ends
Well duh of course you're gonna ride forever on a lightweight board :^)
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Why is everyone is /esg/ so angry
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>>10281616
overweight, 8.5 board riding, van wearing, skinny jean wearing, posers
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>>10281523
Right? I was excited when I remembered this board exists and checked and found there was a skate general cause, forums and reddit are gay. Totally let down that it's a bunch of washed up memelords


Day of average the /esg/er
> Go to skate park
> Can't do flip tricks anymore because my knees hurt
> Why is everyone's board so big?
> I'm going home, I'd rather call people faggots and spout Vans memes on /esg/ than skate anyway
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>>10281671
I bet you wear a Thrasher sweater
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>>10281585
But you like bait so much
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>>10281720
lil zoom zoom you guys were the ones who started the seethe at the mere mention of 7.5s.
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>>10281761
>lil zoom zoom
Oh so you’re that faggot. Yeah you definitely love the bait.
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>Reminder that you’re dealing with retards who reverse image search shit because they know fuck all, then get mad over incorrect information. These are the morons you come to for advice. A bunch of LARPers that can barely ollie so they go crazy for a fat fuck jumping a 4 stair. Or get mad you’re not using the same shit they used 30 years ago because they’re a past it boomer trying to relive their use. Worst skateboarding threads on the internet. Go to slap or ubironically Reddit for actual skateboard discussion.
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>>10281789
>low test and low stamina
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>>10281775
you can rely on adhominem and cry bait all you want but its a fact that you guys were the ones who were vehemently upset against the mention of 7.5s threads ago
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>low test and low stamina
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fact: 7.25s - manlets
7.5s - normal people
7.75s - overgrown giants
8 and above - posers
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>>10281616
zoomers zoom zoom and boomers boom boom
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>>10281804
Yeah and now it’s funny to keep bringing it up again
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>>10281810
I hope you’ve restocked on more Wojaks this time
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>>10281831
you did:
>>10281523
and you guys did last thread. 7.5 lives rent free inside your head
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>>10281844
>no it’s them that doesn’t like it! They’re the ones seething! It’s them guysssssss
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>>10281537
> not liking food
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>I hope you’ve restocked on more Wojaks this time
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>>10281850
but why do you get so upset at 7.5s? did a 7.5 chad fuck your gf?
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>>10281865
Oh damn you actually went and got new ones, how fragile
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>>10281868
Hahaha you just proved my point.
>he’s upsettttttti regretttti spaghettttiiiiiiiii •<:OD
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>>10281883
i honestly just don't get why you get so argumentative over 7.5s. you getting upset is just a bonus
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Hey guys just bought swiss ceramics. Anybody have experience with them? Also drop a follow for longboard content.
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>>10281906
>oooh look how upsettti he is
>I for one am calm and connected and definitely don’t jump to defence of my 30 year old preference
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cant believe yall keep takin all this bait from these redditors
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Also for memes!
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>>10281920
>>10281927
>if he prefers 7.5s hes baiting
wtf is wrong with hivemind redditors. you guys need to go back. youll enjoy it more there
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>7.5
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>>10281932
I'm not just talking to you two for duking it out. I'm talking to everybody who takes the bait like that wojak guy and >>10281908 and pretty much 90% of the posts in this thread. These threads keep getting shittier and shittier.
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>>10281927
Follow me pls
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>summarize /esg/ in 1 pic
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>>10281932
>damn thee hivemind Redditors, besmirching the good name of my darling 7.5 maiden
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>>10281947
Longboard is cool wdym. Dm me on insta n ill show u why
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wtf is happening in this thread? i'm gonna go skate
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>>10281958
absolutely brutal
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>>10281969
>wtf is happening in this thread
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>>10281969
This guy gets it. Sucks that it's night in my timezone and I'm beat from skating and want to chill in /esg/ and chat, but this time seems when it's the most toxic.
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>>10281958
this is the realest thing I've ever seen in history of skateboarding
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>>10281958
cringe
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>summarise /esg/ in one pic
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>>10281958
>reddit boomers and longfags united

wow what a shocker
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>>10282008
>>10282014
i bet you ride revive
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>This guy gets it. Sucks that it's night in my timezone and I'm beat from skating and want to chill in /esg/ and chat, but this time seems when it's the most toxic.
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>>10282008
>>10282025
cringe
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>>10282029
>I bet you do this thing I don’t like
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>>10282014
Inaccurate, none of those kids how downs syndrome, and none of them are covered in shit
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>>10282043
I bet you wear vans
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>>10282052
>none of those kids how downs syndrome
Except the one in the middle. Is it difficult to recognise your similarities?
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>>10282064
Just thought it was an ugly ass kid lmao
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>>10282071
Self burn
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>>10282078
That doesn't even make sense
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Yeah, I wear vans. What you gonna do about it?
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>>10282083
Probably because you’re retarded and can’t think proper like
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this thread sucks because people have different opinions than mine and use big meanie words i dont like it im going back to r/NewSkater with my 14 year old zoomer friends >:((((((((((
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>>10282097
>unironic /esg/ thought pattern
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i still dont get how people can get this remarkably upset over 7.5s. it's been weeks.
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>>10282096
>can't think proper like

Ok Cletus
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>>10282094
Vans isn’t triggering. Please focus on inciting 7.5 fags
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>>10282097
cringe but based
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>>10282114
Don’t get salty over my speaky words being better than yours be fella.
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>>10282125
Yee haw
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>>10282106
> i still dont get how people can get this remarkably upset over 7.5s. it's been weeks.
>THEY’RE THE ONES UPSET NOT ME DAMMIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY IT!!!
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>>10266570
>bones brigade
Fucking based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH3wSDT2prU
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>>10282137
nice revisionism. you guys got upset over it being mentioned and keep bringing it up each thread.
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>>10282130
Is it cowboy or hillbilly? Get it straight
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>>10282153
You act like there is a difference
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>>10282139
>Bones Brigade
>based
What a boomer opinion. Are you gonna start whining no one uses a 10?
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>>10282162
kek folks startin shit here over anything
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>>10282149
>just stick to the story, they’re upset but I’m a cool guy on my lolly stick
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>>10282139
nobody listens to punk anymore grandpa this isnt 1981
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>>10281865
>>10281874
Your stamina was incredibly low this time
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>>10282172
sure thing lil zoom zoom. whatever helps you cope.
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What is the correct board size? 8.0? 8.5?
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>>10282162
>>10282175
>hip hop zoomers
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>>10282190
if you ride anything with an 8 in it then youre a poser who probably wears vans
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I skated today
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>>10282190
see>>10281958
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>>10282181
>lil zoom zoom
yikes that’s some epic 4chan cringe right there, that’s going straight in my cringe folder next to the balding 7.5 riders
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>>10282204
when are you going to back r/newskaters?
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>nobody listens to punk anymore grandpa this isnt 1981
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>>10282216
Why? Do you have a thread you need comments on?
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>>10282237
sorry lil zoom zoom i dont have a reddit account
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>>10282243
>lil zoom zoom
Is that your rap partner? Lil zoom zoom and big fat boom boom?
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I’m sorry the rest of you have to suffer because one guy is too damn stupid to not reply to bait. Actually no I’m not, it’s hilarious.
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>Back in my day we rode a 7.5 and we liked it!
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thread theme: https://youtu.be/CmOraUYvUNE?t=31

0:31
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>>10282297
>>10282297
>>10282297
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You’re all a bunch of faggots spending their first day on 4chan apparently
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Just cruised around on an 8.625 deck for the first time. The sheer foot real estate is amazing, I felt like I could walk around on it if I wanted to. Highly recommended.
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>>10267672
happy for you anon, fellow 27 yo bloomer here
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>>10268431
godspeed anon
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>>10269075
Caveman is so fucking underrated. Absolutely essential beginner move, good for you dude.
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>>10284134
>>10284164
>>10284180
>>10284191
You’re in the wrong thread you retard
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>>10270644
>buys a cruiser and makes long carves around flatground
>picks up the board at every crack or curb
poser faggot
>skates a popsicle with hard wheels like a normal person
>builds a cruiser from core company parts for beer runs and night cruises
based chad skater

I hope that clears it up for you.
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>>10284244
>posts in a thread on page 10 when there’s another one going
That’s how you spot a dumb fuck
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>>10284269
It's an even shittier thread than this one.
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>>10284291
It doesn’t have you in it making fucking Reddit level posts so it’s much better.
>oh god job in your caveman abloo bloo bloo
Fucking skateboard simp



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