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>worked both jacques rougeau and dynamite kid into a shoot and got away with it
>>12970887>overdoses on cocaine, painkilers and alcohol in your path
>>12970890Can't blame him, life sucks
Macho Man wrote a song about him called “A Perfect Friend”
>>12970890mid 40s is the perfect age to die desu
>>12970890fuck the golden years, die young
I can’t get the 3 Count theme song out of my head
>>12970692Which one? They had at least three.
>>12970697the fucking we watch trl on mtv shit
fuck it, thread is ding-dong diddly 404 so i’ll just sing it to myselfget up on your feetput your hands togethersing along with 3 countwe’ll party up foreverrrrwe like the backstreet boys and nsync too!britney spears is kiiinda cutewe watch trlon mtv everybody 3 count one two threeeee!!
>>12970745The tank abbott version was mint.
>>12970745based
Dronies, why? Why do you keep stubbornly simping for WWE when it's utter shit? Are you too proud to admit that what you like objectively sucks? Are you too scared about the future to let go of the past? Please tell me, I want to see into the mind of a dronie.
>>12970788Sorry but as a SmackChad I only watch wrestling that draws over 1 million viewers
>>12970788>Why do you keep stubbornly simping for WWE when it's utter shit? Thats called stockholm syndrome
>>12970796Based and Smackpilled
>>12970788Because a good solid turd is alot better than just a flood of liquid dogshit running everywhere
>>12970961I'm not going further than this with the shit metaphors. Shit is still shit.
God I wish that were me
>>12970044I'll take the one that follows.
>>12970044it should be called heavenface
>>12970044>May d i Wouk led nmyg wouldn’t br such a freak now if she did? Oh well, I’ll be fapping.
>>12970044Oh my god
>>12970044Mandy should use the stinkface as her finisher.
ITT: Wrestling Shirts no one owns
Not even Cawdy would buy this abomination.
>>12970868He has the worst merch it all feels so forced like he's trying to make meme shirts around things that no one is making memes of.
wtf did Sgt.Slaughter really take a photo with Saddam Hussein? How much money did WWF pay for this? Or was he just a really big wrestling fan?
>>12970821He just asked Satan for Saddam's number and Saddam was cool with it.
Gulf War 1 was a work
>>12970821Hussein was a based WWF mark
this was at the meeting where slaughter and saddam discussed using mustard gas on american troops. I can't believe that fucking lunatic was talked out of it. saddam must have a silver tongue.
What wrestler you know is shit in-ring but still can't help but like him regardless
This is a shoot that turned into a work. Cornette has slowly changed the way he talks about certain talent on AEW and even the show itself. Like wise the show has changed the way it has handled him while at the same time teasing his involvement in the show in different ways.>Cornette blisters Omega constantly until Omega becomes champion. Now while he still insults Omega when he mentions him he barely talks about him at all>Cornette has rarely had anyone on his show, and when he does it has NEVER been a current wrestler. Except for FTR. FTR got a long interview that was basically a worked shoot promoting their rivalry with the Bucks, a group that Cornette supposedly cannot stand. Why even give air time to a shows new tag team that is facing the team you blame for ruining wrestling?>Cornette blisters almost all the talent on AEW. Except for a vast majority of heel characters. He talks up MJF, Wardlow, Ricky Starks, Jericho, Dustin and Cody. Now the last two might make people think say "Wait". But it still fits. We all know Cody has not played a true babyface at all. And his wife has flip flopped nvm the fact his faction is called Nightmare Family which is not a babyface thing. >He's turned on Jericho recently but its more admonishing him for NOT being the heel he was>The only 2 babyfaces Cornette talks up are Jungle Boy and Adam Page. Jungle Boy just got new expensive music and seems to slowly be getting set up for a solo push. And Page is the heir apparent to the title. Cornette has repeatedly quoted the story of Jericho learning not to put down the people you will feud with too much because it makes you look weak.>Cornette went from speaking roughly about Excalibur to not mentioning him at all>In stead he has gone from showing sympathy to Khan to outright insulting him repeatedly on the show in a personal way.
>>12969951>JR slowly started to act and parrot alot of the critiques Cornette had been making, not only on his own podcast but on air. Him and Cornette are from the same era and are known to be friends>Cornette was supposed to be part of AEW from the outset>Jericho has tweeted that if Cornette would show up he would be a consultant. An almost too obvious worked shoot tweet>Cornette while not a fan of Omega and the Bucks is tight with Jericho, and has a lot of respect for Cody's dad. >Cornette has a very public spat that with Meltzer over his podcast and Twitter that last weeks and ends with their "friendship" ending. The two continue to shoot on each other. Meltzer is already a named commodity on AEW. The whole spat has generated a ton of attention.>Cornette was mentioned on air by talent for awhile. Until suddenly he wasn't.>When the identity of the Exalted One was unknown, it was teased heavily that it was Jim Cornette>When FTR went to AEW they heavily teased Cornette was going to be their manager>Khan likes to try to recreate old angles he saw as a kidWhat if this whole thing started as a shoot but somewhere along the way a deal was struck and they are waiting to use Cornette as the culmination or aftermath of this whole invasion angle? If Cody turns heel and suddenly runs rough shod over AEW as champion with a not only a new 4 horsemen group but a new Midnight Express too. A new faction with Cornette as their heel manager figurehead.
>>12969981He gave up on MJF just as MJF went into Jericho's shadow and hasnt been featured as much. Again goading him into wanting t=him to be more of a heel. Meanwhile MJF is working the whole "taking over Jericho's group" gimmick, so it's obvious he's going to be in the forefront again soon with a feud against Jericho and Sammy
>>12969951He hates MJF for Le Dinner Debonaire and disavowed Jericho for supporting Trump. The only reason he won't say anything bad about Cody is because of Dusty.
>>12969951Very interesting indeed
>>12970100If Cornette doesnt like someone, he doesnt talk about them. Look at Russo. He can't stand him so he never mentions him by name directly and goes out of way not to talk about Russo. because he doesnt want to get Russo attention from himself. It's carny behavior. Now look at what he did recently with the new Japanese wrestler entering the AEW tourney that curses and talks about pissing and shit. He did a 20 minute segment basically promoting this girl and then getting into a twitter interaction with her. This is a guy who says he hates womens wrestling and literally will ignore their matches when reviewing something. But he just gave a completely known girl going to AEW a name drop followed by a listing of her entire background. I'm telling you. he is coming to AEW
Why is AEW is stupid bookers? Using retards like Chuck Taylor
fuck off faggot
>>12970649Delete this
>Why is AEW is stupid bookers
Who gives a fuck? All you need is nu jamal
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