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Which wrestlers are members of the Brotherhood that conspires to undermine the human race? I know Damien Sandow/Aron Rex(pic related) and Kane are.

also
>wrestling has a ring
>Freemason wear rings
>wrestling rings have an apron
>Masons wear aprons
>wrestling takes place in a 'squared circle'
>one of the motifs of Freemasonry is to 'square the circle' symbolized by their logo, the square & compassn
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>>11909763
Aleister Black is one too
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>>11909820
Lol the only conpiracy he needs to think about is why he isn't on tv ever. Lil dumb homo boy
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>>11909742
The fact that fucking Damien Sandow is a Freemason is proof that the whole thing is just a circeljerking LARP club and they don't actually have any power.
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>>11911066
wait until your country tries to write a new constitution and see if they no longer have power
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>>11909820
then why did he take a satanist gimmick?

ITT: /asp/ memes that never drew a dime
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>>11907171
I guess it is successful in that it was taken up and continued.
But otherwise I agree. Wrestling provides an opportunity for witty jokes and semi-intelligent humor.
The summer meme is the opposite - boring and lazy. It just shows how mentally underdeveloped some /asp/ies are.
But hey, there is the eventual gem between all the crap.
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The John Morrison is my favorite wrestler poster
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>>11907171
I remember the early ghost threads with 1 reply an hour. Newfags don't know shit but pretend they do to fit in with memes
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anti-bix posting
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>>11910996
you just described memetic culture

HOLY DIMES
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>>11905373
Like wrestling boxing has its own European championship and all those other jobber titles.
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>>11905353
>Harry Stiles and Zayn Malik (S&M)
bounced their asses back to Europe so hard they broke the power stable One Direction up then he waved a Canadian flag in MSG and nobody booed, hasn't been done since Jericho invented it
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>>11906367
OMG he's so small
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>>11905373
Boxing is faker than WWE
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Didn't this also happen right around the time that CM Phil was told he wasn't allowed to do a ring walk with Chael Sonnen as well. Kek

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>Sonny Branson (ring name Sonny Smasher), was killed in a single car accident on Oxford Street in Norwich, England. He was pronounced dead at the scene 1:36am local time. Authorities are investigating the circumstances around the crash and have declined to elaborate at the moment as the investigation continues at the scene.
RIP to /ourguy/
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>>11909497
I found him on Facebook. His last post is from September 20th or something. I added him as a friend. Hopefully all is good with our guy.
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fascinating
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>>11907560
where did the time go....

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Anything important I should know before going to a wrestling school?
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>>11910191
It takes a while to get good at wrestling and the business is going to die in a decade or so, it's not worth it
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OP here

I really don't care about the industry dying or wasting money. I still want to do this which is why I'm asking my /asp/bros
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>>11910339
have decent health insurance because you will get hurt often. you're much more likely to get injured from the simplest movements like turns and spins than big moves that you try and learn early
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>>11910191
if 23 or younger join the la dojo
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>>11910339
Based. Follow your dream, even though your dream is stupid.

I think so
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>>11910026
Would you say Ricochet vs Ospreay is better than Hogan vs Rock?
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>>11908006
what else is the purpose of wrestling?
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>>11910510
Mcdonalds should not be compared to Hogan vs Rock. Cena and HHH should be compared to Mcdonalds.
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>>11910551
The matches aren't McDonalds. WWE is McDonalds, the matches are the menu items. So Cena vs HHH might be a cheeseburger whereas Hogan vs Rock is a quater pounder with fries and coke.
You're getting more and it probably taste better, but it's still a McDonalds menu item.
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If you ever wanted to know what a Japanese version of Hogan/Rock would be like, watch Tenryu/Okada.

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Describe Mayu Iwantani in one(hundred) word(s)
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>>11910751
oops.
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>>11908191
don't forget when she flashed her cute tum
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Mayu's doing a Q and A on twitter.
https://twitter.com/MayuIwatani/status/1320295784445665280
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>>11910754
fucking love this adorable clunker

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As a lifelong Jericho fan, I actually think it's pathetic that he's doing viewer repellent shit under the guise of being a heel. AEW doesn't even get 1mil. I am seriously disappointed in him.
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>>11910407
Jericho's entire career has been mired with heel runs that should have been face runs. He's the inverse Roman Reigns.
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>>11909539
fuck off e drone
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>>11909454
I wanted AEW to be the straight up show about simple wrestling with the genius storytelling that the Elite guys could come up with. Didn’t have to be nujapan america, just something fresh where it was less gimmick and more competition.

Then the dumb sports entertainment faggots had to cry that there’s not enough “promos and storylines” because all they were used to was wwe garbage.

And now we have whatever AEW is now which someone best described it as “WWE but better” which I agree with. I still mostly like the show, but it could’ve been so much more. Fuck TNT, fuck a million viewers, and fuck E drones.
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>>11909454
Or maybe his ideas are great and it's just people who no longer care about him
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>>11909454
I'm tired of the consolewars bullshit flooding this place. I miss pre-2016 internet. I don't see why people wouldn't want to see WWE, AEW, NJPW, Impact, ROH, CMLL, whatever the fuck else put on great shows and spur healthy competition between each other and cultivate a new boom period. It seems like now everyone just looks at their "brand", puts their fingers in their ears and screams when anyone suggests it may be slightly flawed. I want WWE to have consistent motivations and stories and good camera work and not be unwatchable dogshit. I want AEW to have some sort of barrier between the top stars who look like stars and cunts like Stunt, not treat everything as a joke and stop pushing green as gooseshit women. I wish NJPW would stop with the constant chicken shit heel antics and just pull the trigger on splitting bullet club already. It's all so tiresome

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcwmgavYAI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki45OeQeaWs

>the video is on Jerk
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>>11910502
SHUT UP BITCH YOU SEETHING E DRONE FAGGOT LOL
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>>11910502
>being this fucking delusional
holy fuck end your life
we hate reddit and scjerk just leave
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>the video is on Jerk
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>>11909674
Still can't believe that happened
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>the video is on jerk

Everyone is saying it was a total shitshow.
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>>11910946
>cringe

Tell ya what’s cringe. Cringe is when abortion clinics up and down this country are being picketed by Christian hate groups. Forcing mothers like your own to bring children into this world that they never ding-dong diddly wanted. Little anons up and down the country forced into loveless homes, raised without as much as a hug for Xmas. Warping their infant minds, twisting their insides, until they grow into angry hateful sexless shit posters like yourself daddy. That’s cringe times
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>>11910955
this is true, pic related
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Their roster is incredibly thin and it's starting to show
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>>11910781
>The battle royal they had was the worst one I've ever seen.
NO. Just no. The first AEW Battle Royal is legendary in it's awfulness. It literally turned fans away in droves, including myself. It had everything from amputees to faggots to guys stapling cigarettes to people's faces. Every single spot was missed by shitty camerawork. And the finish was known to all before the match even began. It was literally the worst Battle Royal that has ever existed.

>>11910793
>they false advertised kylie. showed a video package of her right before the match and even played her music and she didnt show up.
Okay, that's fucking horrible. This "injury" excuse is a bunch of bullshit too. Kylie Rae was promoting the ppv on Twitter literally 2 days before the event. Supposedly her "injury" occurred 2 wks ago (the last time she wrestled).

>>11910982
>starting to show
Nigger, their shitty little roster has been exposed for years now.
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>>11910781
>>11910793

Damn, TNA just can't stop being TNA.

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Based
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>>11910930
The rock is a big star and WWE isn't going to hassle him over doing this with a indie fed.
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>>11910930
>Does that mean TNA is canon in WWE?
Yes, after TNA almost bankrupted in 2016 Vince lifted embargo on mentioning TNA, they even had Dixie Carter on some of their shitty 24/7 documentaries about Kurt Angle
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>>11911032
He was the first world champion in NWATNA
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>>11910986
i just watched that entire 20 min video and it was unironically better than anything wwe has made in the past year
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On a unrelated note, I hope Ken does the right thing and pays his legal fees.

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>5'8 on a good day
>shitty looking kicks with yes gyration
>corner dropkick
>does the same shouting promos the likes of dolph ziggler every time but never get shit on for it
>does more shitty looking kicks while yessing like a retard
>hulk up despite being a midget
>pasty whiteboi
>has hair like a nerd
>does shitty and slow looking chain wrestling spots
>has a shitty looking crossface that makes benoit cringe in his grave
Why do smarks like him again?
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this midget was the reason i stopped watching wrestling, the yes chant is the ultimate cringe, nothing beats it, not even the cartoon characters of the early nineties
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>>11910757
cant miss talents according to alvarez and/or meltzer:

-sami zayn
-bayley
-matt riddle
-ricochet
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this is a dbry board anon, dbry is based as fuck.
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>>11909393
Finna
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>>11911024
>matt riddle
Riddle has a potential tho, is they would let him fully embrace the stoner gimmick and be like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob it would draw lot of demo dimes

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What the fuck?

And people make fun of Russo?

The only times Vince and Austin should be a team are as follows:

-Odds stacked against face Austin (basically becomes a 3 on 1 that Austin has to power through)
-A way to make Vince look like a coward while Austin is a badass who saves the day by doing all the work

That's it.

Heel Austin was so bad
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>>11910796
the sucking up to vince heel turn needed to happen, but the timing was unforgivably stupid. austin just returned hotter than hell as a face. they should have waited until 2002 or 2003 after everyone was used to him again to shake things up.
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>>11910932
I've seen autists claim that the Attitude era didn't end until 2002.
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Heel Austin was good in a vacuum, but WWF was floundering during this time because they had zero idea what to do with all the WCW guys. Didn't help that for whatever stupid reason, Vince gave up instantly on guys like Jericho and Benoit when they were getting over as fuck with the fans.
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>Rock left
>Gaytch was hurt
>none of the top WCW stars wanted to void their contracts when they could get paid more to sit at home and do nothing
>tag team division was good but no individual could credibly rise to singles main event
>Vince didn't want to push Angle, Benoit or Jericho for unknown reasons
no wonder half the audience left
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>>11911049
>Vince didn't want to push Angle, Benoit or Jericho for unknown reasons

they're manlets and i say that as someone who has all three in his top 10

29-0
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>>11910901
According to who?
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Who the fuck is this geek? Is he on 205 or NXT UK or something? Never heard of him
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>>11910916
>never got GSP vs Silva
I'm still seething.
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>>11910952
Please go to his record and tell me out of the 29 fights which opponents were elite level and not cans. While you're at it, please tell me out of those who is an elite level wrestler.
Not saying he can't be the GOAT but for me he needs a few more fights to become the GOAT but there just isn't anyone there. Not his fault.
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>>11911018
there's a bunch of guys in the welterweights where he belongs anyway, nobody outside the heavyweights cant be the goat if he hasnt conquered two weight classes




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