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I'M SHITTING MY PANTS AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN OR COULD DO ABOUT IT
>>12963337imagine the smell bros
>when you shit all over his carpet on the first date
>>12963337i bet she had a turtles head
>>12963337I can clean it up bitch
>>12963337I love her poo so much
ITT: Wrestling Shirts no one owns
Not even Cawdy would buy this abomination.
>>12970868He has the worst merch it all feels so forced like he's trying to make meme shirts around things that no one is making memes of.
>That was me getting my first tat. Not only that, the room was full of Hells Angles. All just chilling around me as I got my first tat. I made sure to report them the next morning to the boys in blue!
>>12968715
>>12968774What is a local 81?
>>12968715kek what a boomer>>12968924>Undertaker's wife got worked by Fake Undertaker
>>12968732dangerouse
>>129694218=h 1=a, 81=HA, Hells Angels motorcycle club.
wtf did Sgt.Slaughter really take a photo with Saddam Hussein? How much money did WWF pay for this? Or was he just a really big wrestling fan?
>>12970821He just asked Satan for Saddam's number and Saddam was cool with it.
Gulf War 1 was a work
>>12970821Hussein was a based WWF mark
this was at the meeting where slaughter and saddam discussed using mustard gas on american troops. I can't believe that fucking lunatic was talked out of it. saddam must have a silver tongue.
Who are the literal soijaks of wrestling?
>>12969519Kenny Omega
>>12969519Johnny Gargano, Adam Cole, CM Punk, Zack Ryder, The Nu Day, Mustafa Ali and also >>12969523
Wrestling fans
>>12969519me
>>12969523>>12969612>>12969542
What wrestler you know is shit in-ring but still can't help but like him regardless
1989 - Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat - NWA Chi-Town Rumble1989 - Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat II - NWA Clash of Champions VI: Ragin Cajun1990 - Jushin Thunder Liger vs Naoki Sano - NJPW Spring Gold Series1994 - Jushin Thunder Liger vs The Great Sasuke - NJPW Super J Cup 1ST Stage1994 - Mitsuhara Misawa vs Toshiaki Kawada - AJPW Super Power Series1995 - Pegasus Kid vs The Great Sasuske - NJPW Super J Cup1994 - Eddie Guerrero & Art Barr vs El Hijo De Santo & Octagon - AAA When World's Collide1996 - Black Tiger II vs Wild Pegasus - NJPW Best of Super Juniors III1996 - Rey Mysterio Jr vs Juventud Guerrera - ECW Big Ass Extreme Bash1997 - Mitsuhara Misawa vs Kenta Kobashi - AJPW New Years Giant Series1997 - Bret The Hitman Hart vs Stone Cold Steve Austin - Wrestlemania XIII1997 - Shawn Michaels vs The Undertaker - Badd Blood: In Your House1997 - Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio Jr - WCW Halloween Havoc1998 - Mitsuhara Misawa vs Kenta Kobashi - AJPW October Giant Series
>>12969643Rent free
>>12969553You forgot Naito Omega G1 Trilogy, Takahashi vs Ishimori, Kenta vs Marufuji
>>12969536SO RIC'S FINALLY HEREFOUR-STARS FOR YOU
>>12969531>1989 - Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat - NWA Chi-Town Rumble>1989 - Ric Flair vs Ricky Steamboat II - NWA Clash of Champions VI: Ragin CajunNO
>>12969531>>12969534Holy basedola
It's happening bros. Which company will she sign with?
>>12968647built for strength, child-bearing, and intense fucking. liberal women are the opposite because they're liberal men.
I don't even know who the hell this is?
>>12968647made to have a ton of kids
It’s no surprise Jewish rats even infiltrate a basket weaving forum’s wrestling thread to kvetch.
>>12958589my dick just exploded
What was your favorite match as a kid?I had the ladder match DVD as a birthday gift and I've probably seen TLC 2 over 30 times.
>>12970517and his neck is still sawdustKWAB
>>12970524Most veteran wrestlers probably have “spinal stenosis”. Edge just wanted to retire
Still my favorite tag team match.
>>12969715Hogan vs Bossman
>>12969715I know it's cliché, but this was on my 8th birthday and I fucking LOVED Mankind at that time. I knew people cried happy tears because I had seen my mom do it at a wedding, but this was the first time I ever experienced that.
>Sabu is The Sheik's nephew
Cactus Jack, Dude Love, and Mankind were all the same people[spoiler] Mikey Whipwreck [/spoiler]
Lita is a dumbass.
>>12970465That's why he's a no selling self-mark
>>12970465Paul Levesque is Triple H's real name and he killed the Benoit family on the night of June 22, 2007
>>12970465Kemonito was the first Alushe
This is a shoot that turned into a work. Cornette has slowly changed the way he talks about certain talent on AEW and even the show itself. Like wise the show has changed the way it has handled him while at the same time teasing his involvement in the show in different ways.>Cornette blisters Omega constantly until Omega becomes champion. Now while he still insults Omega when he mentions him he barely talks about him at all>Cornette has rarely had anyone on his show, and when he does it has NEVER been a current wrestler. Except for FTR. FTR got a long interview that was basically a worked shoot promoting their rivalry with the Bucks, a group that Cornette supposedly cannot stand. Why even give air time to a shows new tag team that is facing the team you blame for ruining wrestling?>Cornette blisters almost all the talent on AEW. Except for a vast majority of heel characters. He talks up MJF, Wardlow, Ricky Starks, Jericho, Dustin and Cody. Now the last two might make people think say "Wait". But it still fits. We all know Cody has not played a true babyface at all. And his wife has flip flopped nvm the fact his faction is called Nightmare Family which is not a babyface thing. >He's turned on Jericho recently but its more admonishing him for NOT being the heel he was>The only 2 babyfaces Cornette talks up are Jungle Boy and Adam Page. Jungle Boy just got new expensive music and seems to slowly be getting set up for a solo push. And Page is the heir apparent to the title. Cornette has repeatedly quoted the story of Jericho learning not to put down the people you will feud with too much because it makes you look weak.>Cornette went from speaking roughly about Excalibur to not mentioning him at all>In stead he has gone from showing sympathy to Khan to outright insulting him repeatedly on the show in a personal way.
>>12969951>JR slowly started to act and parrot alot of the critiques Cornette had been making, not only on his own podcast but on air. Him and Cornette are from the same era and are known to be friends>Cornette was supposed to be part of AEW from the outset>Jericho has tweeted that if Cornette would show up he would be a consultant. An almost too obvious worked shoot tweet>Cornette while not a fan of Omega and the Bucks is tight with Jericho, and has a lot of respect for Cody's dad. >Cornette has a very public spat that with Meltzer over his podcast and Twitter that last weeks and ends with their "friendship" ending. The two continue to shoot on each other. Meltzer is already a named commodity on AEW. The whole spat has generated a ton of attention.>Cornette was mentioned on air by talent for awhile. Until suddenly he wasn't.>When the identity of the Exalted One was unknown, it was teased heavily that it was Jim Cornette>When FTR went to AEW they heavily teased Cornette was going to be their manager>Khan likes to try to recreate old angles he saw as a kidWhat if this whole thing started as a shoot but somewhere along the way a deal was struck and they are waiting to use Cornette as the culmination or aftermath of this whole invasion angle? If Cody turns heel and suddenly runs rough shod over AEW as champion with a not only a new 4 horsemen group but a new Midnight Express too. A new faction with Cornette as their heel manager figurehead.
>>12969981He gave up on MJF just as MJF went into Jericho's shadow and hasnt been featured as much. Again goading him into wanting t=him to be more of a heel. Meanwhile MJF is working the whole "taking over Jericho's group" gimmick, so it's obvious he's going to be in the forefront again soon with a feud against Jericho and Sammy
>>12969951He hates MJF for Le Dinner Debonaire and disavowed Jericho for supporting Trump. The only reason he won't say anything bad about Cody is because of Dusty.
>>12969951Very interesting indeed
>>12970100If Cornette doesnt like someone, he doesnt talk about them. Look at Russo. He can't stand him so he never mentions him by name directly and goes out of way not to talk about Russo. because he doesnt want to get Russo attention from himself. It's carny behavior. Now look at what he did recently with the new Japanese wrestler entering the AEW tourney that curses and talks about pissing and shit. He did a 20 minute segment basically promoting this girl and then getting into a twitter interaction with her. This is a guy who says he hates womens wrestling and literally will ignore their matches when reviewing something. But he just gave a completely known girl going to AEW a name drop followed by a listing of her entire background. I'm telling you. he is coming to AEW
>alliances with 1000 companies >3 legendary boomer wrestlers>angles from literal fantasy booking>hotshotting a forbidden door angle that have been teased for 2 years straight>”HUGE” main event>*ratings ding-dong diddly PLUMMETOLA*What’s the scientific explanation for this?
>>12965621They'll just see whatever else was on TV and blame that. Sports, the news, 90s sitcom reruns, whatever. They don't call it All Excuses Wrestling for nothing.
ITT: An AEWtist LARPing as an advertising executive. Imagine if they put this much effort into personal hygiene, exercise and finding employment
>>12965662>Rey and Eddie draws alot of latino audience>Fantastica mania also draws with nips audienceThis anon is on to something
>>12965662Good point anon. After these two invasion angles have flopped, a third is practically guaranteed to go well.
anyway team mox
Ever know how it is to be tired from having too much sex? T-BAR knows.
>>12968257I know that feeling too
>>12969005Kek based
>>12968281lol
>>12968281lmao
>>12968299clever
For me, it's Ivelisse
>>12968494why
>>12961084For me. It's Rosemary.
>>12963444She's still with the dude that knocked her up
>>12961420>>12961617fuck
>>12969600bunny
Is this Double Gold fraud finally coming to an end? It literally killed 50% of the main-event picture.
>>12969397I would've loved this to happen when at least 3 separate defenses happened for at least one of the titles, but this seems completely retarded.
>>12968526>It literally killed 50% of the main-event picture.Which means it kept at 100% by covid-era arena regulations, lmao
>>12969447It's also joyful because we get endless necktality matches against ibushi
>>12968526more naito all the time pls
>>12969418You don’t understand pro wrestling
