This is my favorite bird.
let him go
Firmly grasp it
>>4670846I could probably take him
Someone check the bush
>>4670882In a fight? right? haha
>>4670846That's nice now put him down.
Weirdly friendly birbs, let you pick them up
>>4670846quick! someone post the meme.bonus points for editting it appropriately
>>4670846Is this how you properly grip a birb?
>>4670846now film yourself smooching it
>>4670846he looks like he could really use a wish right now
>>4671046You hold them gently like bread
>>4671060Kek. How did this and the stickman meme become so popular? Sure, it's funny, but how else are people supposed to share pics of the wildlife they find?
>>4671046It's a pretty loose banders grip. I put him on the palm of my other hand right after and he bit me and flew away.
>>4671066You don't actually have to grab an animal in your fist to take a picture of it
>>4671115I ask because every time I've held one, I go like this >>4671053 but I'm trying to be easy, and that lets them more easily worm their way out of my hands.Your grip seems like it controls the wings better. Will try it if I am ever lucky enough to be able to hold a wild birb again.
Are you a bird bander? You are holding it correctly so I would assume you didn't just catch a blue jay lol
Birds are just flying lizards with wings and feathers
>>4671176And you are just a skinny, hairless gorilla.
>>4670846I'm gonna guess you're not its favorite human.
wtf EVERYONE OF YOUlet them fucking go
>>4671246Establish dominance on animals by grabbing them, then letting them go, after. I enjoy this, yes.
>>4671155I've banded birds before but this guy got in my mirror trap. I'm trying to catch Grouse.
>>4671508I look like this
>>4671527what is happening in this picture? Do I have brain problems? Is it shooped? Horrific mutation? An optical illusion?
>>4671536its a cyclopean freak
>>4671246No. It's my bird and I will grasp it how and when I want.
>>4671536birth defect, looks like the skull didn't form properly
how does one just grab a wild bird? didn't it try to fly away?
redeem it at gamestop for a free jrpg
>>4671553>>4672108looks strongly in likeness of Medic and Archimedes (pigeon)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1dJvrqN_5Q>>4671053>You hold them gently like breadw..what kind of b..b..read anon?hamburger bun is bread, right?
>>4671518... and say those things?
>>4672435what star wars alien is this?
>>4672435for anybody wondering: don't pick these up and take pictures
>>4672114what dog is that?
>>4670846Life or death for berry bird! Death!!
>>4672114What the fuck, shove it back in and don't let it out
>>4672832Is this a toadline SMASHED and SLAMMED gecko? Looking kinda beefy there.
>>4672503What would happen if you licked this guy's back? Something good I reckon
>>4672512Aren't these the ones that shoot blood through their eyes?
>>4672114awww it's smiling :)
>>4673460Ew, what's wrong with that cantaloupe