>>4668963Animal id?
>>4668988binturbong, it's in the filename
>>4668988filename
>>4668988
>>4668991Ty:)
>>4668960dinosaur.webm
>>4668969What a guy
>>4668969how can a wild animal be this spoiled?
The other thread hasn't even reached image limit yet.
>>4669057>From David Bowie's "Bearcat People (Putting Out the Fire)"BEEN TOO WRONG BEEN TOO WRONGAND IT'S BEEN TO WRONG
>>4668967the webm that killed the jannies
>>4669058They probably dealt with people before. And a sea lion isn't that dumb. It can get the idea of what you're doing and was wanting a bigger fish because it knows humans get bigger fish.
>>4668988It's name sounds like an old asian man who hasn't seen his friend in awhile
>>4668959dogs do this toowhy
>>4669072Why do they hate sapo caca?
>>4669170Grooming behavior probably. Easier to get a friend to remove parasites from the tips of your ears if you have no thumbs
>>4669060It reached bump limit.
>>4669060>playing roblox and not looking at longcat
look at him go
>>4669332>jump boosting in counter-strike
>>4669170Ear wax is awesome. Tastes great, great health food.
>>4669332>not sure if retarded> or super genius
>>4669060Rip longcat
>>4668966Whelp, today, my jurisdiction ends right here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SN3lRUoRXA>Pick up my hat.
>>4669109It wasn't te size, it was the species of fish. The one the sea lion accepted was a tuna, I think a yellowfin tuna. The sea lion probably knew by smell which was more nutritious &/or tasty. The one it rejected might have tasted bad, or had lots of nasty spines that would be painful.
>>4669398>>4669109>>4669058Or he just knows that kind gives him indigestion
>>4669027?thats a bird
>>4668969>Gets a fish>Politely dips outKind of a spoiled brat, but I can respect that exit
>>4668969I'd slap his shit back in the ocean as soon as he jumped on my boatfuck you, coneheaded motherfucker
>>4669374lmao gibbon'd
>>4668988arborial wolverine
>>4669109I've seen enough angling vids to believe that sharks will wait for a marlin or tuna to get hooked before grabbing it for an easy meal.
>>4668960Why's he acting like some jewel thief getting spotted, giving some evil speech, and then laughing manically before running away?
>>4669060Is that nigga playing Roblox
>>4668963>that sizeI want to believe is a bear with an attached tail
anyone have the one where the winner takes a dominance shit mid-fight?
>>4669548
>>4668963I love binturongs.
>>4668966Cats are based and stoic. This is a very informative webm.
>>4669596What the fuck is that thing? Looks like a real life chimera.
>>4669644bongtirung
>>4669601why are they like this
>>4669644bearcat
>>4669636It fucks me up how much he moves like s human baby. It makes me miss when my kid was still that small but not enough to have another one lmao
>>4669697yjk
>>4669049Holy fuck, they just kept coming out.
>>4668967is that poop or baby frog?
Can I have the one of the fish that are for display purposes only? The tripods. Please and thank you.
>>4669635Mike Adriano
>>4669548>>4669568can you sing master hobbit?
>>4668967me making a thread
>>4669703The combo is white men + big cats thoughbeit
>>4669758maybe we should address the... you know...
>>4669507>oh damn, they're shooting a movie or something>better just quickly skedad->oh>ayo, this shit live??>*inhales*>FACK STRAYA>FACKIN' DOLLARIDOO STORE CANADIAN POOFTERS>leaves
>>4669738It's shit.
>>4669635my cat keeps doing this to the other cat. they're both females and it's fucking weird but harmless. should i try to prevent it?
>>4669810it's called the flehman response, they open their mouths to expose extra sensitive olfactory glands and get a good whiff of that stank. they can't help themselves, it's just an interesting smellyou have those sensory organs too but they're vestigial. they're the circular depressions in the roof of your mouth, just behind your front teeth
>>4669753yjk?
>>4669875kys?
>>4669812i mean she's obsessed with sniffing the other cats asshole
>>4669974There are scent glands back there. They are not looking for the asshole smell.
>>4669774giwtwm
>>4669332>ouroboros
>>4669598no one asked, faggot
>>4669738It's poop. They hibernate underground all winter, and then when they wake they take a massive shit almost as big and their whole body.
>>4670022Does that mean that bears also shit out a bear-sized turd after hibernation
>>4670041Yeah. They actually get a big turd that basically works as a cap. It plugs their ass up once they start shutting down their metabolism to go into torpor. I'm not sure if they go during the winter or not since they aren't true hibernators, but they do plug their butt up like that so at some point the bear has to get rid of that one way or the other.
>>4669694Just get a bear, ez.
>>4670045Imagine how good it must feel
>>4670125Clean it up, wagie.
>>4669694animal babies can be strangely human sometimes
>>4669742The cat cracked its scapula and bled out 12 minutes later
>>4669598Very true
>>4669742In a similar vein. As if hunting wasn't blood pumping enough, having to do it while falling down a mountainside must feel like some shonen anime where two dudes are freefalling but can't stop punching the shit out of each other and getting the other to take the full force of the fall
>>4670203And I thought shopping at Walmart for food was a pain in the ass. Imagine doing this shit every day or starving.
>>4669636No wonder Theodore Roosevelt didn't shoot the little guy
>>4670203I'm laying in bed eating taquitos made from cows that were born and raised solely to become my microwavable snack.
>>4670203this is crazy how are either them still moving after pinballing off the rocks like that?
>>4670314mmm, monke
>>4670314When one of your main selective pressures involves falling off cliffs, your species tends to get pretty good at falling off cliffs pretty quick.
>>4670360>falling off cliffs,Falling with style.
>>4669596Add it to the Jim Hensen real life animal list.
>>4670249I like this. This is a tidy animal
>>4670399snage hammoge :D
>>4669977>>4669988>>4669999Checked
>>4669392Kek love this movie
>>4670417The more I look the more it resembles a muppet
>>4669562>>4669554Retards believe they can beat these things in a fight.
>>4670241Your ancestors would be proud unironically
>>4669554I can take this in a fight
>>4670314this is the first time I have ever seen anyone pet a monkey, I mean, I have seen people touch monkeys, play with them but never pet them like you pet a cat or a dog, I thought they didn't like it.
>>4669554>>4669562>all of that fat and loose skin jiggle when they moveNo wonder these fuckers shrug off bullets
>>4670523That and the hundreds of pounds of muscle protected by hundreds of pounds of fat.
This thread is getting me through Thanksgiving week. Thank you anons.
>>4670466So this is that "fair trade poultry" I keep hearing about.
>>4670241>I'm laying in bed eating taquitos made from cows that were born and raised solely to become my microwavable snack.Do you really think there's actual beef in that shit?
>>4670467>YOU BASTERD BLODY>BLODY BASTERS FAK U
>>4668960Reminds me of that scene from The Thing lol
>>4670417>>4670472Reminds me of thishttps://youtu.be/jIYS1nomk3Q?si=4CLmm7QkXSAS90Jj
>>4670535nice tongue
>>4669757Visual ASMR (personal attention)
>>4670844This is the least real looking bird by far. It looks like something from Five Nights at Freddy's
>>4670873Spoonbills all look like animatronics. I'm convinced that THEY, not the pigeons, are the surveillance drones made by the CIA.
>>4670467is this the same spot as that webm where the bear rights the cone that was fallen over?
>>4668970This is cool
>>4670132
>>4670203Holy shit, I have nightmares about running off the sides of mountains just like this
>>4669562This is sped up right?
>>4670520Even humans like being petted. It's nice when people rub the hair on your head.
>>4669170If you don't have the urge to nibble on their ear tips you are simply genetically flawed
>>4670950clean it up wagie
>>4670535bro i didn't know they had it like that
>>4670667kek
>>4669578How cute, he's chillin.
>>4670879safety bear was on a dirt road
>>4669703It's still a cub. If she were to still her finger in it's mouth, the thing would very likely suck on it like a teat. The fact that it ignored the guy with his back to it just to jump up to her says it all. 9/10 times with a full grown adult? The cat would've pounced up to her, it would've pounced on and mauled the guy.
>>4669694Ancient euros thought bears were a cousin to humans since they could stand on two legs and had five fingers.
>>4671150L O L
>>4671234i still believe that
>>4669562
>>4671234They are dogs that are slowly evolving into people.
>>4671147>HELP ME BROTHER
>>4671146P R O O H B A
>>4671364Reminder that he knew exactly what he was doing.
>>4671404he could've just been copping a feel, but elephants are also known to sniff out health issues like dogs. so it's also possible he just diagnosed her with breast cancer, or her implants smell weird
>>4670864>shadman
>>4671619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8NKNKub2HI
>>4671158gamer
>>4671234MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN
>>4669644Bro there are 3 words on the webm and one is the animal's name come on
>>4671404You might die in the attempt, but imagine motorboating those...
>>4669332Ouroborosbros... did we just lose?
>>4671234I think it's just convergent evolution.If humans never came around, I'd bet bear people would be the dominant species in the future.Or at the very least they'd be locked in an eternal struggle, perhaps reaching a stage of uneasy standoff/cold war with the crow people and the orca people for total dominion over the planet.
>>4672048I have seen too many drunk birds in my life, why the fuck do they love alcohol so much?
>>4672048damn what a lightweight
>>4672089>damn what a feather weight
>>4671618Trained by cia imo
>>4671008>You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.Apparently you can make him swim though.
>>4671008Is this horse spoiled or is that a de-parasiting bath
>>4672164Considering the dude carefully avoided touching the "water", it's probably an acid bath and the horse got dissolved after a couple minutes.
>>4672167Why waste money on acid when regular water already does that?
>>4672173Modern horses are often made out of non-recyclable materials, so you have to use acid to dispose them properly.
>>4671008Imagine the bubbly mare farts.You could seal them in huge 3L jars and sell them to people. They probably smell great
>>4672174I just pour the leftover horse residue down the drain.
>>4671261fuck off dog fucker
>>4669332snek.exe is loading...
>>4672246lmao
>>4672175You should kill yourself and end your bloodline.
>>4672297should have let the dog do what it was bred to do
>>4672299Meant for >>4672278
>>4668963Two binturongs don't make a binturight
>>4672297that nigglet is fucking dead the guy weren't holding it's collarI hate shitbull but this one is well trained
>>4670864
>>4672059Everyone does, even insects can get drunk and when african trees make alcoholic fruits you got the whole savana making a peace treaty to get drunk
>>4672302To be fair: It's an appropriate answer to both webms.
>>4672048let a pigeon drink from a nice herbs liquor for a week till it dies, then cook it. Delicious.
>>4670864what's the black thing inside them?
>>4672246When will they learn?
>>4671153that yawn back to sleep always gets me
>>4672297Where the fuck are his parents?
>>4672164It's for low-impaxt excersize and therapy.
>>4672382and now they're friends!
>>4672400dad went to get cigars
>>4672414That's racist. He went to get swishers.
>>4669977I just assumed cats and black people just loved eating ass.
>>4670466>if Boomers were chickensSell your kids out for a few scraps.
>>4671175The bloody government doesn't want ya ta know this but the bloody roos in the bloody fields ahah free ya can just take them home i av 458 roos at home
>>4668960better with the audio, its oddly freaky
>>4671448>liquid metal terminator
>>4672246https://youtu.be/BeBhy375xsI
>>4672314Kek
>>4668970Awesome. Why aren't there move footage of them.
>>4672297>game let's you taunt the enemy
>>4672357tummy
>>4672400Mother was already running away in the background. As for the father...
>>4670477It's not impossible, but you're probably losing an arm and a significant chunk of flesh in the process.
>>4671170>burger spirit human
>>4672866when you intentionally bump your buddy you ran into by chance
>>4670864Aren't snails and slugs parasite factories?
I just wanted to thank everyone who posts webms. I'm a giant lurking piece of shit that never contributes anything but I get so much joy from these threads everything I have to poop
>>4673400he's just like me, he's just like me fr
OG vid was in Italian but I think this was filmed in Ameriland.
>>4672382imagine the horrendous racket
>>4669548Wtf? He love the tomate?
>>4671260kek
>>4672382Are the eggs safe after all that? I feel bad for them.
>>4673493Kestrels and Barn Owls compete for the same nesting sites. I don't think the eggs would be targeted by the Kestrel at any point.
>>4672309Criminally underrated
>>4673564So what happens to the eggs, then, if the invading owl were to have won? You saw the eggs, right? Under the owl farthest from the camera?
>>4673585hello bamboo my old friend
>>4672400>Where the fuck are his parents?
>>4671150I love the anticipation. In the first frame you just know ... but the moment it happens is not diminished by that knowledge.
>>4672164this: >>4672403But, also used to train race horses. The physical exercise works different muscle groups and can compliment other training for various skillz required to run a race without getting injured. And the physical therapy for any & all minor sprains and stresses is amazing for all species. Including humans.
>>4670955That's right. Now, go find those super, sluggish, bears and win one for the team, Anon!
>>4669495>arborial wolverinethat is one of the most terrifying nightmares imaginable
>>4673606that's not an owl
>>4673606If the Kestrel successfully takes the nesting site the eggs would be pushed out. But my point was the Kestrel is not targeting the eggs, because destroying them would not cause the Owls to abandon the nest. If the Owls did leave the nest the eggs would just not be incubated anyway.
>>4670879not quite
>>4670417this is a stoat or something right? cute little guysi had ferrets when i was younger and it's amazing how close they look to each other
>>4673704rocket caaaat
>>4669374How do you respond without looking mad?
>>4672866>I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself
>>4670125This lizard is the opposite of that bear shoplifting the convenience store. Doesn't take anything. Makes a massive fucking mess.
>>4671005Probably the best unintended advertising you could have.
>>4671167I like how the parrot on the right attempted to use a replacement bottle cap for like half a second before saying "fuck that, I want my cap back"
>>4671234
>>4673423The pan over to the T-posing racoon gets me every time.
>>4673703maybe an ermine but frankly all weasels (genus mustela) look the pretty much the same
>>4673737This is sad
>>4673732Me in 2nd grade pretending I know karate after someone talked shit
>>4669548damn he ate the whole apple
>>4673647We call them gheppi (gheppio in singular) in my language and I thought they were owls but I guess they're falcons. Sorry >>4673648Ah, fair enough. I was under the assumption that this was another sort of owl and was hoping for something interesting like a reverse cuckoo sort of thing.
>>4673841close the door dammit
>>4669432based
>>4669548dogs sniping your maters is always so obnoxious
>>4673732holy fuck
>>4672175I want /mlp/ to leave
>>4672207hes got a boner lol
>>4673899i hate how useless women are
>>4674072>can't move a flimsy barrel full of water>goes and gets someone who can >heheeuurrrrgghhghg i hate womennnnnnnYou're a freak.
>>4674072>quickly identified the problem>attempted to resolve it herself>upon realizing she can't, quickly retrieves helpLiterally did everything rightIs it bad if a guy tries to get a cow out of a ditch but ultimately needs help?
>>4672297Fucking nigger.>>4672313This.
>>4674072>immediately recognizes she is too weak to help>gets a manwtf I love this woman (and you're a retard)
>>4668963Popcorn
>>4668995Animal?
>>4668966clever girl
>>4669568I can see why pastos thought they were satanic
>>4669634Those birds are all doomed. They imprinted on an animal that cannot provide milk so they'll starve in a day
>>4669758Hippo in the house
>>4670477Not true, I'm a smart fella and I could take one of those in a fight
>>4674453???
>>4672059High energy and makes you fall down. Horses can drink a similar sized human under the table because they process it so fast.
>>4672167
Thanks to pollution this is what 70% of foals will look like by 2030
>>4674459>guy on the right starts cryingI feel you, bro... It's sad it has to end this way, but it's really for the best.
>>4673899
>>4674464lmao
>>4674225Reminds me of this old video: - https://youtu.be/9hBpF_Zj4OA
>>4674077>>4674080>>4674094She tried pushing once and gave up. All she had to do was pull. Even the man wouldn't have successfully pushed that barrel over, which is why he pulled it. She lacks intuition and could have resolved it herself. She won't ever read your posts guys.NTA btw.
>>4674488>she lacks intuitionCorrect.>and could have resolved it herselfIncorrect, women usually are 2 to 3 times weaker than men.>She won't ever read your posts guys.>NTA btw.You're somehow a bigger bitch than the average woman.Go back to >>>/r9k/ with your kind.
>>4674509Bro I don't know how else to say this. She isn't lurking this thread. Stop telling people to go to other boards when you get pissy, it's embarrassing.
>>4674462Partially dissolved ?
>>4669810Lisbonism is never harmless.
>>4674453>cannot provide milk
>>4670158Cats don't take fall damage, fool.
>>4670211There's a reason they go a few days without eating. >>4670520If I don't know you, you're not petting me. Monke is the same, even animals develop report and relationships before just letting you run your weird smelling hands all over them.
>>4674488>dae I hope she sees this bro fr fr!!!Yes zoom zoom, she realized her tiny womanly muscles weren't up for the job and called a man rather than wasting time on vanity. Because she acted quickly the pig lived.
>>4671113>day in the life of a cat.webm
>>4674464
>>4674672
>>4674674
>>4674069That makes two of us.
>>4674280he jelly
>>4674280JUST TAKE A BITE OUT OF IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>4674462hyenic zebra (elite)
>>4674520she's not lurking this thread but you're still an unlovable faggot
>>4674509>>she lacks intuition >Correct. >>and could have resolved it herself >Incorrect, women usually are 2 to 3 times weaker than men. You're literally affirming the fact that women are useless lol. if she was useful she would've found a way to solve it herself without the need of a manif you're one and only ability is to get others to help, you're useless. there is no other way to put itis this some advanced bait or just a dumb gash because this makes zero sense
>>4674077>>4674080>>4674094i didn't know /an/ had actual animals posting in threads
>>4669548ahh, labradors
>>4669763what *is* it with whitebois?
>>4674672>Netflix Kung Fu Panda live action remake
>>4675180Kek
>>4674462Based okapi enjoyer
>>4674462>horzebraffeMust have been a helluva party
>>4675575Horses don't party.
>>4675583
>>4672414>katniss watching as cinna is brutally murdered
