Horse General Horsorcery EditionThread that fell apart like soft bread >>4645866
>>4645959Well this is weird
>>4645954Now with even more horse genitals.
>>4646215I try not to use neigh I too much but I'm a scientist. I see a beast and I want to put it in a situation.
>>4646312you're starting to develop patterns on being noticed as the same poster, neigh-bour
>>4646379I'm at least eight people, partner.
>>4646392ewe sure?
>>4646395If only ewe knew...
>>4646474for your pic related, just sleep it off, its not a real horse
>>4646474You got to be mareful. There's the real chance a horse will lean over a fence and speak directly to you. Carry some carrots or you'll wonder how many humans are real.
>>4646474
>>4646392I love how in the end when the barrel got stuck that donkey turned the camera guy into the next barrel to roll around
Enough with the animal puns!
>>4646534Ewe wish
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I LOVE HORSESBEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS
I got bad news. They're stopping all horse media by the end of the year. It's been nice talking to you.
>>4647926I LOVE FUCKING HORSES >uh pibb, don't scream that in publicI LOVE FUCKING HORSES CHARLIE!!>no verification required
>>4648060>I'm mr. horse>this is my show>I eat the oat>I love you
>have to tweak this video to not set off the blue board adult filterhow do they radiate such potent sexual energy
>>4648316All I can hear from this clip is the low breathy voice of meat canyon saying "mmmbeafy" for some reason.
Exactly how not-little do my magical equines need to be for this board?
who smells worse the indians or the horses https://www.youtube.com/@exploringRajasthan/videos
>>4648589Horses don't smell, they are cute
>>4648595The smell of horse manure permeates any yard but it's something you get used to.
>>4648597Smell only stall, if it didn't cleaned.
>>4648597herbivore poop isnt that bad
>>4648545>Mods still seethe at the thought of pastel equines>It's been over 13 years nowAmazing, really
>>4648595I feel bad for the donk and pony, pretty sure they weren’t happy at all.
>>4648890I wouldn't be happy if I had to live in australia either
>>4648689But snapshit has like 5 dedicated propaganda spam threads while his mortal enemy is matching is output and mods never care. This happens twice a year when his bans expire.
>>4649133Horses can be alive for 6 day without water, when it is not hot.
>>4649133step 1, don't live in a shithole desert
>>4649500When i see you guys posting these cute pics with no caption because no matter what you write cant prevent>>4649133From ruining every single thread with his perviness it makes me sad. Why are you so passionate about hoars? Please stop making me feel bad
>>4649591What perviness? That's just a picture of a horse from behind. You are sick in the head if you find that perverted you freak.
>>4649591This is why we need the government to subsidize horse clothing. Never again shall a mare's modesty be desecrated by a rogue horse enthusiast with a camera.
I broke into the Mare Force base, Marea 51 and I went down a corridor and they were performing brutal vivisection on neighliens with their prehensile horse lips.
>>4649638I don't see flappy garments being big in horse fashion. Sensible skin tight neoprene body suits are less terrifying for them. and hats.
Do horses ever pet you back?
>>4651295I think the most they can do is just nudge back into your patting, I don’t know if they actually use their lips to pat you. Horses do lick and sniff you though.
>>4651295All the time. I get told I'm going to ruin them.
>>4650672GIWTWM
>come to horse thread>first 12 posts or so is cropped hentaiI don't know what I expected.
>>4651457Then be the change you want to see and post the uncropped hentai
Why are there horse mangas in the first place if they can't read
>>4651552>If we can't read.Anon are you one of those otherkin skitzos claiming to be a human?
>>4651552It's not a problem, most manga fans can't read in the first place
>>4651609read, think, work, socialize, take shower.
>>4646378rumpa
There are not enough health potions that are marketed to both species.
>>4652779I know horse girl that uses many horse products on herself. She says they work quite well. Recently the soothing joint cream on her fucked up hand.She always tries the horse treats as well, and has been known to munch on sweet grain if she's hungry.
>>4652783Is she secretly a horse?
>>4652779There's actually a TON of stuff that is compatible with horses and humans. they usually don't market them for both because quality standards are WAY higher for products for humans. sometimes the stuff in the tube is literally the same though despite a different writing on it especially if the stuff inside was originally made for humans, is compatible with horses but priced UP for the "horse variant".
>>4652784Never thought of that before. Maybe..
I offer my exotic mare a gift
>>4652801ZIGGER
>>4652801
>>4652801>mylies
Hello, This is Mr. Mare from the special internet police department. It appears from your posts that you have an advanced case of hippomania. For your own sake we need you to turn yourself into the nearest police station for reprogramming.
>>4653061Horse enthusiasts are the most oppressed group on the planet
>>4653417Horrid little beast
>>4653417Horses are shy.
>>4653431
HORESES WEARING HATS
>>4653523I still don't know why hats work so well on horses. It looks 100% natural.
>>4653523I like it when they decorate their manes more
I want to give a horse scratches and some om nom nom kisses on it's cheek, but i don't want to interact with the kind of people who typically own horses in my area(High dollar rednecks). I would also like to give a horse a carrot or an apple, and watch it crib and do the funny head shaking thing. I'm not really interested in riding it.
>>4653457You cannot seriously look at this thing and believe that god had any part of its creation. Ponies are foul, devilish little beasts that seek only to cause havoc and destruction
>>4653864What's up with the pink splotches?
>>4653457>>4653877
>>4653943last year it attempted to mount an AI collection stand, a large portion of his manhood was degloved in the process
>>4653943Accident.
>>4653943What's up with that freckle on your cock?
>>4654354Damn, AI chat, AI art, it's all bad news.
>>4654340No such thing
>>4648595have you ever been around a horse?not only do they smell, but their smell rubs off on you. i just bought a new jacket a few days ago and it already reeks of horse.in fact, the very hands with which I'm typing this smell of horse, even after a thorough washing.
>>4654788I think they meant they don’t smell bad. I love horse smell
>>4654788Sounds like something a typical horse would say
>>4653943Some kind of accident apparently, he mounted the decoy when it wasn't properly prepared, ripped his skin off.Used to be a youtube video explaining what happened but the channel was taken down.
>>4654354stallionhood*
>when they stop you from eating moldy hay that would make you sick
>>4655059Horses are fucking dumb
pone want grapes
>>4655372based ignorance chad not using the safe flat hand feed (and sneed) technique
>>4655387I was thinking this too but they're the one with the horse what would I know
>>4655387That's only for non-horse people so they don't get pinched. If you know how their brutal mouths work you can do what you like really. It's like the >never under any circumstances ever be behind the horse!!!but you can go back there safely if you neigh what you're doing
which non-horse does a horse like the most as a herd alternative
>>4655587Hard to tell because they only usually get put with other domesticated species. They might do really well with giraffes but we'd never know. Goats and llamas are good for other reasons like protective instincts and eating weeds but who knows what animals the horse would really like being friends with.
>>4655590>What are circuses?Just need to ask someone with an incentive to learn the answers to that question.
>>4655590Cows are just horses with Down syndrome.therefore cows.
>>4655775>cloven hooves typed this
I seriously hope you brushed your horses today
>>4656371I attached forty curry combs to my limbs and used my whole body
>>4656371Can horses use the happy cow auto brushing machines?
>>4656453No, those are specifically only for happy cows
>>4653877I pity you types of people. Have you never met a horse before or something?
>>4656913>Have you never met a horse before or something?Anon...I...
>>4656913Horses are only nice to every fifth person and they all know who the fifth person is.
I wear my horse glasses at night... so I can... so I can...
>>4656950I see your fast approach and raise you a TRIPPLE APPROACH
>>4657900stallion groups are the most entertaining shit ever. I could watch their banter 24/7.
>>4657901Just a few guys messing around
>>4658650>That video dateIs that oc?
>>4658650gay "people" should be euthanized
>>4658650based>>4658715cringe
>>4658650I dislike stallions, I have to treat them as competition since we're both after the same thing
CAMPOLINAS!
>>4658839>we're both after the same thingWhat is it?
>>4658974hay
blessed
>>4655387I feed them like this because I like when they bite me
I've been found out...
>>4658650>tg Only Flares That user name got me excited, maybe it was like onlyfans, but better.
why do they have to fuck around with the planet's orientation
>>4659763So they are just scratching themselves?Dogs do something similar to thisThis is why mares shouldnt go alone with humans to scratch them
Horse anons, I'm hoping someone here can help figure out what to do with my horse friend. She is a quarter horse and in the last month has developed discomfort in unusual places. Her chest, stifle and along her barrel is where she's most sensitive. We thought it was muscle soreness from being ridden, but nothing has helped since. Nothing has changed recently at all. She's been in great health, so this came out of nowhere. You can't even brush her chest because she tries to bite, and it doesn't seem to be behavioral. Have not run bloodwork, don't know what we'd even be looking for.
>>4659850Are there bumps or anything in those areas?
>>4659851She does have two melanomas, minor size though. One on her belly somewhere, and another we just found recently. She stiffens as I run my hand below her belly button. But I don't understand how her chest is involved though.
>>4659853Has a vet checked her out at all?
>>4659858Yes, recently, and he wasn't certain either as to what was going on. He offered running bloodwork, but also advised it may not be worth doing because it may be too vague a blood panel to be sure. She eats fine, drinks fine, normal manure, normal heat cycles. Everything seems fine with her, until you try to pet her in certain areas. And she has never been like this before.
He did mention she seemed stiff in her shoulders. She hasn't been ridden for the last month.
>>4659860Weird. I wonder if it might be from stinging nettles or something like that lodged in her skin.
>>4659864I don't believe I have seen stinging nettle plants in our pastures. she's been with us over a year now, and I manage the fields throughout the summer as far as maintenance goes. We don't use any chemicals.
>>4659850I don't think this is specifically what your mare is going through but I have a mare with Equine Cushings Disease and alongside everything else she suffers from stiff joints/pain as well. She will bite at them if I touch her forelegs/shoulders and chest area and I think it's from pain and soreness. I just wonder if she's got some kind of lasting joint pain or arthritis affecting her?
>>4659766>So they are just scratching themselves?>Dogs do something similar to thisYes, like this dog
im here for horse content
Horse gen is closed for the night, come back tomorrow.
Man this general died all out of the sudden
>>4663309Everyone is banking pics for the next horse gen.
>>4663309Been busy with horse business. Usually post about a third of the horse pictures.
>>4663309contributed a ton in the past years but life has been way more busy so way less time for shenanigans
>>4663336>>4663458The mare maniacs are growing up...
What does leave a lasting positive impression on the observer mean?
>>4663503It means >After walking away from the mare the people who saw her thought fondly of her.I don't blame them, pretty mares are powerful creatures.
So you guys honestly just love horses without wanting to fuck a mare at all?
>>4663309The guy that keeps posting dicks got rangebanned.
>>4664038I love horses the normal amount.
>>4664038I just think they look neat
>go to local horse place>ask for riding lessons>I can start next week>there's no entrance exams or background checkswtf? I'm not sure if I'm mentally prepared yet
>>4664164If you tell them you're a complete beginner then yeah. Otherwise better places ask you to come in for a little session so they can assess your skill level so far and continue to teach you appropriately.But yeah riding horses that aren't your owm is pretty much as leisurely an activity as taking a boat ride these days
>>4664164My place hooks you up to a lie detector and shows you pictures of horses to make sure you're not a weirdo.
>>4649029>snapshitters>only 5 gundam threads in /m/.Nice. I remember when then entire front page was gundam threads for a while.
>>4664164They don't care as long as you don't work at Boeing.
>>4664211what happens if you work at Boeing and ride horses at the same time?
>>4664784Boeing encourages its employees to think out of the box. One Boeing engineer with an affinity for horses took this to heart and came up with a groundbreaking idea. Rather than riding on top of the horse, he would ride from below, lowering the center of gravity and reducing aerodynamic drag. Unfortunately, he died after his colon inexplicably burst during a test run with a stallion.
>>4665171fucking lmao
>>4665171you're creative I'll give you that
>>4665171Fucking kek
Mashed a lot of horse face today.
>>4664164>"So Anon, do you like horses?">"Yes, it's why I want to take riding lessons.">"How much do you like horses?">"The normal amount.">"And what's your favorite part of a horse?">"That's easy, their soft noses!">"And your second favorite part?">"Their hooves probably.">"And your third favorite part?">"Umm...their tails?">"And your fourth favorite part of a horse?">"Their...uhhh...their wings? No wait! Their manes! Horses have manes, ya, their manes are so cool haha.">"And your fifth favorite part of a horse?"
>>4665818>Their kind spirits and their Snowpitys obviously.
>>4665818>It says here you're *slurppppp* single, when's the last time you *smacks lips ahhhhhh* had a girlfriend?
>>4665818hoofslut
>>4665818>hooves secondbased hoof fetishist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWZur4NYMBUHorse forced a plane to land.
>>4666801>HorseZipline
>>4666815>Horse ZiplineThat's one of those sand zigger camels.
>>4666239I'd...prefer not to talk about it. My last partner mislead me about some things
How would you characterize when a horse interacts with you? I think they're kinda japanesey.
Why do horses love VR so much?
Reality can finally be one big apple.
>>4667243Stabled horses have neighsian sensibilities. I find outdoor horses to be some sort of scandeneighvian the way they talk so directly about things and their sense of humour.
>>4668123>hoof holding and mane brushing simulator
>>4645954>everyone is so mean to me
>>4646215This is the Brian Griffin equivalent to a horse
>AI generated SNOOFASorry for posting more AI images. Some anons may prefer real photos of horses but this is so amazing I can't refrain myself from posting them.
>Are you an oat?
Horse power? NO! HORSE TOWER
>"Nothing personal, human.">steals your confidential information like the great spy horse it is
>>4668123wh-who's the artist...
>Bring it on!>*Neigh*Boxing horses
Horsenado
>Just reading. Thinking about hay.
>>4669584Etheross
>>4669587Kek
>>4669599Why does he draw tired horses all the time?
>>4669677because he will always remember the animal cruelty videos Jigsaw sent him as inspiration for his drawings
>>4669677He works them daily to keep them strong healthy and happy.
>>4666816camels welcome
>>4658715please kill yourself
this is your reminder to always stay informed about the current status of your stove
>>4670685Oh no....
>>4670685not the stove!
>household has multiple stoves and they're ALL unsupervised
>check stove>stove wasn't even plugged in
>someone fucking plugged the stove back in
>stove had faulty earthing
>yeah so I just got this fancy ass microwave oven from goodwill for 5 bucks the only thing that's wrong with it is that the clock is broken so it won't turn itself off but I think that's not big dea-
>They left soup in the microwave for .02 nanoseconds too long and it caused a resonance cascade
>>4670742what the fuck
>tfw you're not even allowed to check
>>4670742>50 years later>a nation of PONEHEADS
What the hay is going on
>>4670924Disturbance in the herd.
>>4671035Stop pointing out that the horse had some cocain- jesus christ the nose came out of nowhere
Horsebros...why'd he have to do it?
>>4671487>Mottled hussyThe best kind
>>4663309I was trying to avoid posting here for all of november. Didn't work.This webm has everything you could ask for in a video.>horse swimming>woman riding it in a swimsuit and wet shirt>black kid drowning in the backit's perfect
>>4672097please stop ban evading
>>4672170>>4672097nah keep posting horse pussy bro
>>4654339>AAAAA NOT THE SNOOT BOOMPS
>>4663309Mustve been a ban wave on furries
>>4672072I like how they flehmen when they're in water. It's smart and cute.
>nobody on the road
>nobody on the beach
>I feel it in the air
>the summer's out of reach
I wanted to share my love for horses here, because they really are one of the best animal out there.But I don't feel comfortable here, everyone seems to want to fuck horses, and that's just too sick and disgusting for me.
>>4669584I will murder yuo...>>4669599
>>4672529Pretty snowmares>Verification not required
how smart are horses compared to for example dog?
>>4672545at least 10% smarter, but not much more. Varies by breed though, so dumber horse breeds are less smart than the smartest dog breeds bred for specific tasks that require human/dog coordination. (i.e. a german shepard or sheepdog is probably smarter than a random saddlebred)
>>4655091you shut your fucking mouth dumb nigger
>>4672541
>>4672545horses are capable to be on another level entirely, they are capable of abstracting concepts>want to be petted in a specific place>a dog is at best capable of trying to move their body so that your hand ends there>a horse will walk to a fence or a tree, rub themselves in that place while looking at you, then come back and expect you to understand>want to have a blanket>but there's no blanket>run to a place on the fence where it's sometimes hanging>stand there looking at you>go back to you>start hoofing (dunno the better english term) at the ground explicitly asking you to do the needful (heh)as with humans too, intelligence is a normal distribution, so there are definitely retarded horses
>>4672748Okay if you want informative then Ill startwhats the purpose of a tail bandage? When does a horse's tail get injured?
>>4672957based jannieskeep seething
Would a MareBnB where they send in a little horse to neigh/bite you awake in the morning be a good business idea?
>>4672545Horses, donkeys, pigs, and dogs are almost exactly as smart as each other with minor tradeoffsPigs have inferior social intelligence and are essentially sociopathic but trade that for superior spatial skillsHorses, donkeys, and dogs are pretty identical but dogs are extroverted, horses are panicky and clannish, and donkeys split the middle with an autist rage streakThis is why I don't eat dogs, equines, or pigs. They are also some of the few familiar animals that can understand death and what causes it after witnessing it. You can blow out cow or sheep brains all day and work your way through the herd but horses, dogs, and pigs will all resist, run away from the first dead comrade, or attack you. Donkeys, especially, go straight to attempting to kill you.I'm not sure about goats but they seem pretty retard and taste like shit anyways>>4672716Dogs grab your hand and place it where they want to be pettedThe only difference is how their bodies allow them to communicate
>>4673094>donkeys split the middle with an autist rage streak>Donkeys, especially, go straight to attempting to kill you.Intresting, tell me more about it, because so far donkeys look like slightly more intelligent, slightly less neurotic combative equineYes I want you to donkpill me
>>4672911>11 hours later>no replyinformative post my ass
>>4673199Think he finally got rangebanned.He posted tgat image like 3 times.
>>4672748that's true
>>4670743This is the most shocking horse reaction in the history of horse reactions.
>bleh
>>4673529>Grabs with both hands
>>4651604IRL epic mount
>>4672911A tail bandage is a bandage or wrapping applied to the tail of an animal, often a horse, for various purposes. The primary purposes of a tail bandage include:Protection: Tail bandages are often used to protect the tail from injury or damage. Horses, in particular, can be prone to rubbing or banging their tails against surfaces, which can lead to hair loss, skin abrasions, or other injuries. A tail bandage provides a layer of padding to help prevent such injuries.Support: In some cases, a tail bandage may be used to provide support to the tail, especially if the animal has a tail injury or if additional support is needed due to medical reasons.Wound Management: If an animal has a wound on its tail, a bandage may be applied to help keep the wound clean and protected from further injury or infection. It can also aid in controlling bleeding and promoting healing.Preventing Tangling: Long tails on certain animals, like horses, can become tangled or matted. A tail bandage can help prevent tangling and keep the tail neat and manageable.Show or Competition Purposes: In some cases, tail bandages are used for cosmetic reasons, especially in the context of horse shows or competitions. They may be used to enhance the appearance of the tail and create a polished, well-groomed look.It's important to note that the specific reasons for using a tail bandage can vary depending on the individual animal's needs and circumstances. The bandage should be applied carefully to avoid restricting blood flow or causing discomfort to the animal. If there are specific medical concerns or injuries, it's advisable to consult with a veterinarian for guidance on proper care and bandaging techniques.
>>4673812I thought it was just for sex appeal
>>4673812Now be honest,where did you copy and paste this?
>>4673847showing off the ass and genitals helps win shows>>4673966chatgpt
HOT GIRL NEAR HORSE 100K VIEWS BLOOD BASTER BENCHODDDDDDDDDDD
>>4674260Why does it look like someone sprayed glitter dust unto the stallion's balls?
>>4674270I think those are compression artifacts? Never seen anything quite like that. Very odd.
>>4674260Horse zoo is always some gay shit. Never a woman involved.
>>4674285the point is that we want to fuck the horse, not the human.
what steroids are good for horse use?
>>4674512Pit pony uprising?
>>4674529What mareomones does to a mfer
>>4674527>uprisingsure hope so. they don't belong into holes
>>4674527plz no
>>4674268>wobble lipthat horse is basically close to falling asleep
horses in prayer rooms: based or cringe?
>>4674512>>4674527Horse vietcongHorsecong
>>4674560Cringe. knowing muslims and their retarded religuious extremism, the horse might end up killed if he takes a dump in there.
mare..
>>4675800I control them. All of them.
>>4674600>Break a legDie>See a strange snake like objectDie>Eat too much foodDie>Eat too little foodDie>Try to sexo an unruly mareDie>Run out of minerals Die>Get ambushed by a horse enthusiastDie>Poop in a weird looking roomDieMan, being a horse is tough
>>4668766nice tongue
>>4675879Thanks
>>4675833it's not even an exaggeration
>>4675821what a cutie
>>4675833True, but at least the ones who avoid that live like 3 to 4 dog life spans. By the time a horse reaches their prime a dog is well into senescence.
>>4674560jiggly mare teats
Is there any truth to the claim that horses are evil?
>>4676086Nope, its usually training issues. Be it overly rough and traditional or lack of dicipline too much anthropomorphisation and lack of understanding of their ethology.
>>4648316>dat hairline
>>4662707Wanted to buy it when I learned about it, then saw the thing costs like $300-400. Does someone can tell if it actually smells like a horse?
Why horses seem to make a lot of people attracted to them? Why that does not happen with as much with other domestic animals besides dogs?
>>4676431Dammit Guys, I miss her smell so much.Pic Related. I wish I could have her back,but she is already on the other side.
>>4676714She has a stick for you.
Big ears, need it or keep it?
>>4676956>need it or keep it?I never understood this, doesn't it mean the same thing? I dont need it and I don't want to keep it even if I already have it.t. 26 year old boomer
So you do not like big ears?
>>4676998No, I think it looks goofy/fake
>>4676998Or so you've heard.
are mules better than horses
>>4677041Horses. Are. Superior.
>>4677191prove ithow are they better
>>4677919Fertile
>>4677312Sorry bud I'm not boeing engineer.
>>4677965Based. I didn't know that the Ed Edd-N- Eddy guy was into horse!
>>4677931do you have intentions of breeding your horse? Yeah thought so
>>4678048If you find a good one why wouldn't you?
>>4678053You will never get rich from breeding race horses
>>4678152Actually thats where the money is at, not in betting but in selling the horses. Selling semen from a winner can make you earn more than the average blue collar worker, imagine that.
>>4678152It's not about the money.
>>4678249People bitch about the royals getting taxpayer money, but how much money did they make on the side with their horse cum farm? Elizabeth was breeding horses for at least 70 years. Imagine having an offspring of The Queen's Stock.
>>4678253It's about sending a neighssage.
>>4678249Ok but you will never be that person
>>4678354>not "a maressage"
>>4678370It's late and I just ate a big bucket of limbs.
>>4678383And have AI brainrot, clearly. A sad case indeed.
>>4678395Why you're so mad at AI generated images tho?
>>4678414Just pointing out observable fact, anon.
>>4678424You did not answer the question.
>>4678426You asked a leading question. I am not mad.
>>4678428>AI brainrotNobody uses this phrase but the folks that are mad at AI generated images for some reason, and normal people don't give a shit if it's AI generated, so no, I don't buy you're not mad.So I will ask again, why AI generated image makes you upset?
>>4678430I'm not the one throwing a hissy fit that someone said he had brainrot.I might ask you why you're so mad that I think you have brainrot, which you clearly do, otherwise you wouldn't have even responded.
>>4678431>I'm not the one throwing a hissy fit that someone said he had brainrot.It's genuine curiosity because I don't see reason why would you (a long with the very vocal people that hate AI generated images) be upset at it, nobody gave me a legit explanation and so far it's just gives me a vibe people are just autistically hating a thing specific thing for clear reason.>which you clearly doSo you're just a shitposter, got it.
>>4678435And to think, all this malding began because you made a bad pun.Get a grip, my dude.
horsie?
>>4678436lmao
>>4678439I love horsie.
>>4678435AI garbage belongs in containment its own containment thread, why would i want to see ugly fake digital horses instead of real beautiful horses on a nature board
>>4678803Luddite pearl-clutcher. Go outside if you don't want to be tainted by the digital
>>4678803>containment its own containment threadBruh, you people never fail to amaze me.
