Tell us, friends, what are your thoughts on the Orange People and their attempts at the macabre this season of spook?
Pongos can look pretty spooky sometimes
>>4630194there is much we can learn from them
>>4630187I wish I had the kind of fuck you money to buy a massive island and turn it into a pongo paradise and petition for national recognition by the UN and ushering in an era of world peace and orangubro hegemony.
>>4630450we can all dream, friend
I love the way their redish hair contrasts with the jungle's green
we need your help, fren
>>4631506i respect the vision but i don’t think pongos have it in their hearts to resort to this kind of violence
>>4631506>>4631514my fellow apes, we should arm and train a covert cadre of chimpanzees to do our bidding
dumb as a box of rocks
>>4632880he looks like he just got baked as fuck
>>4632927maybe they all are
I really really like this gif
>>4633157do you guys ever see a pongo picture that you need to send to your mom STAT? this is one of those pictures.
>>4631514it has come to this
>>4633319>it ain't me plays
it's giving day for apes
sinister mom pongo or just doing what every mother would like sometimes to their kid when their acting like a idiot?
>>4634020she doesn’t seem to be hitting her that hard imo
>>4633319>>4633522>Some folks are born, made to wear the flange
does she dare trust the headlines?
>>4631506I like the way you think, brother
>sit down with family to watch tv>”hey anon, do you think they have a new season of jungle school?”>”no i haven’t heard anything about it-“>there’s a new season>pleasantly surprised>hit play>it’s just the same footage from last season with a different narrator
>>4634829yeah Becoming Orangutan is mostly recut footage, but there's some new stuffjust be patient is all I can say
this fellow is pleased with his nice hat
gee, Kikiwhy does your mom let you have TWO slices of watermelon?
I love the orange people!
>>4637573Why does he look like Emmanuel Macron
>>4637915SAVED to my pc immediately.
>>4637971>she just texted and said i'm gone with no explanation, she won't pick up, i just don't know i just...oh no i feel like-BLALRRRLGLGGGHGHRHRGHRGH
How much power can one pongo hold?
>>4638957mate, they can have, like, all the power
>>4630187Fresh Gorilla Footagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zocG1VBo8DUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2lSMUUrf5shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGyJnMLznAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By-oGby3vYUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QySWAs8HO34
>>4639707nice footage, friendbut this is the Pongo thread
>>4637915>when your alarm goes off at 5:30 and you make one last spirited attempt to die in your sleep tonight
>>4639715There are no gorilla threads friendThere is only Pongo
>>4639707>>4639715This really is the pongo thread, but us great ape frens must stick together
>>4640405>Great ApesPongoGorilla>Good ApesGibbonSiamangBarbary Monkey>Bad ApesBonobo>Terrible ApesC**mpanzeeHuman
>>4640405they do be good friends
>>4640431>Good Apes>Barbary Monkey
>>4640469I've seen the french refer to the Barbary Macaque as an ape speciesthey're wrong of course, but you can't put too much blame on them, they're only french
>>4639874I love the way the dreads that form in their arms makes them look like they are wearing long robes
>>4640469an ape is a tailless monkey, plato
>https://youtu.be/X5UGSPiwrYoI’m so fascinated by this video… she coos and gurgles just like a human baby…
>>4640927Rieke was a precious babynow she's a darling young lady
>>4640927>>4640937Why are some baby pongos so hairy? are they sumatrans?
>>4641154everyone is special in their own waybut yes, Rieke and Bulu Mata are Sumatrans
when I'm having a bad day, nothing cheers me up more than these delightful orange creaturesthanks, Pongo
>>4641906i think chimps and gorillas are great, but god, orangs are just so fascinating to mei can’t quite pin down why i think their babies are the cutest or why their solitary lifestyles are so interesting to me.. they just are. everything about them is so cool.
>>4642232they're simply the best, friend
>>4640927excuse me anon, but, those are monkey sounds. your reaching a little.
>>4638107these fantasy orang pics are stupid and suck. pongo is interesting enough without your fantasy dream pics.
>>4642552cry about it
>>4642558>>4642559Make one where a pongo is beating a chimp at chess
>>4642232possibly because ...
>>4642232I've thought a lot about thisI think it's because they have a hairline honestly
>>4642559>it ain't me plays
>>4642720can't believe I've never noticed this beforethey're literally the only other ape with a forehead
>>4642768you just reminded me the other reason their babies are probably the cutest to usthey're the only primates other than humans who can smile with their mouth closed
>>4642768i like it when their eyes always look wide open, like their eyebrows are raised (even though they don’t have brows, just the muscles i guess)budi in particular has this look. or maybe i’m just crazy.
>>4642547well, human babies are primates. monkey sounds. check and mate pal.
>>4642804I'm very glad Budi recovered and grew all his hair but damn it if him being bald didn't make him cuter.He looked like a sentient avocado
>>4642805now your reaching a lot. show me gaa gaa goo goo giggling from a monkey instead of eek eek ooo ooo shreiking.
>>4642720behold an adorable pongo
>>4643502p-o-n-g-o not b-o-n-a b-o thread
>>4643502go home Diogenes
It's never not someone's birthday at the great ape sanctuary
>>4643280never heard a baby go goo goo ga ga they make little coos and gurgling noises. like i said.
>>4643768imagine being the worker who makes banners and wraps presents for the orangutans. it’s not fair bros it should be me.
>>4643768everybody loves a birthday
Remember Big Boy Beni? This is him now, feel old yet?
>>4645197mans is still hogging the bananas years later
>>4645197what an absolute champ
>>4643768poor monki is now full of microplastics :(
https://youtu.be/G00wCzEjxKci generally can't stand baby orangs and their squealing etc but she nearly won me over. however this ugly bastard is still out there disgusting me.
orangutans are so slow-moving and gentle and relatively peaceful how are they not straight up extinct? do they just have a specific niche that’s kept them successful/alive for so long?
>>4646416goodnesslook at those lashes!
>>4646411no natural predators because nothing that can climb that high is dangerous (except snakes, which generally want nothing to do with them).+ instinctive desire for mango and the largest brain in the animal kingdom to make that dream a reality. Even scarce areas like eastern kalimantan are no issue, they'll just eat fucking bark to survive.seriously, until humans came along they were untouchable.
>>4646420>except snakeshow the fuck does a snake get up a tree?
>>4647021what the hell? exterminate these fucking things NOW!!!
>>4634648Oshine knows most of the western and eastern canon
>>4648706a true renaissance woman
>>4649763Hey wait a minute!
anyone else find it extremely convenient that they're called Orangutan but one of their favourite foods is called Rambutan?
>>4649763while all Pongo are friendly fellowsnot all friendly fellows are Pongo
>>4650134In the Western world you'd call those chestnuts. I think you'd call the animal Ochestnuts?
>>4650750my pongkin from last year. i gotta make another.
>>4650929we await your coming art with great interest, friend
>>4649763gorillas are pretty cool. its too bad they get no respect on /an/ and have to be snuck into orang threads.
>https://youtu.be/UPFDZSxmZB0bro’s shirt at 2:04 is sick as fuck. i want it.
>>4642894First time on this board (getting sick of pol biz and x). Do you guys donate to international animal rescue too? :)
>>4652653skintshit hereI donate a few coins and buy some merch from rescue centres when I get the chance every few months
>>4652653i like to buy the annual calendari know it isn’t much though
>>4652653>>46527112024 IAR calendar just came out yesterday, actually.To answer your question, yes we donate a lot to IAR and BOSF.
>>4652670They're actually not twins, that's her son and grandsonAlso they live in a castle
>>4652670>>4652711>>4652740nice anons, sounds like this is a board I’ll have to frequent more often then, I’m in good company here.
>>4651250gorillas, orangutans, we’re united against one common struggle: ch*mps.
>>4652807>>4652670also I'm drunk and I forgot the most important partShe and her son, the lad on the right (her left)Anonymous this is fucking importantShe and her son they have three nipplesLike fucking scaramanga frome james bond, christopher lee motherfuckerhe inherited his mom's supernumuary nipplehttps://youtube.com/shorts/M-rzhthazJA?si=7z7dhCHVCf4Xi3tlfucking eight nipples in your picture. maybe more.
>>4653122didn't know thatthanks for the info, friend
>>4652815welcome to the Or/an/gG/an/g
>>4630194Tell me you wouldn't accept a quest from this nigga.
happy birthday to hoppi-chan
>>4655241>little furry orange/brown pongo>little bald white pongothey’re literally all so unique. so cute.
>>4655346>>4655241>both have tummies that crave a tickle
god fucking damnitwhy is their love so pure?
>>4655753>WHEN I WAS>A YOUNG BOY
>>4656007smashing pumpkin, friend
>>4657346tastes like sour pennies
>mfw don't need a facial deformity to be attractive
>>4658157>what is a sagittal crest?
>>4658505precious little thing can't be more than a few days oldbest of luck to the new mother
I would love to have pongo like climbing skills desu
>>4659334Why did we stop going to our pongo elders for their advice
>>4660017we couldn’t handle the truth
>>4655347mouth fart on those cuties' bellies
>>4660284in the wild, pongos blow raspberries when they are nestbuilding or settling into a nest. this has been observed many times and studied extensively.we do not know for a fact why they do this, but it is presumably a comforting expression.
>>4660570It means goodnight
>>4661435100% blessed post
>>4640405apes together strong
>>4662207>oh god these apes are domesticating us again
>>4634020>https://youtu.be/j1e3UIFiJqcsinister mom pongo or just doing what every mother would like sometimes to their kid when their acting like a idiot?
>>4662704>>4657346>saturn devouring his son.jpg
>>4662932>does he know?
>>4664312found the problem, she needs one of these filled with orange squash
>>4636795Is that a female freedom fighter checking out my balls, or is it just some scrawny flangelet?
>>4664601always thought it was a female, but whatever floats your boat
>>4665790good lord, that's a handsome chap right there
>>4662704What the fuck did Google mean by this?
>>4665794further proof that Google is the devil
>>4665794this happens everytime i reverse image search a pic from here too. i’m convinced google is run by a bunch of chimps.
>>4665812total chimp death TCD
>>4666567them boots is made for walkin'
>>4633139disrespectful little bastard needs a hard smack back
>>4666588I think it's important that people see pictures like thisbut also I want you to die
>>4666567he boot too big for his got dam feet
>>4667223is he ok?
>>4667434not enough nanners :(
>>4667434She's blind from meningitis, also lack of nanners.but she just moved to SOCP's new Orangutan Haven last week, where she has her own island with another unreleasable male. So she's happy.
>>4633139i love this gif so much. i think he’s doing what we'd all be doing if we met a flangechad.
>>4669267big belly, bald head, little ears, wide eyes. that’s a cutie right there.
>>4669267bless that little goober
>>4669606is that a gash or dirt on the little guy on the left?
BOSF calendar on sale now!https://borneoorangutansurvival.org/christmas-usa/Also just got the IAR calendar signed by the CEO of Budi
>>4670848thank you so much. i was looking for it last week and the site i went to was only shipping within the UK.
>>4670853This is the first year BOSUSA has shipped their own, usually you have to get it from BOSUKI hate half my money going to the mailman so I'm happy
little guy on the left got bit by a snake on a prerelease island and didn't make it :(
>>4671532>https://www.theorangutanproject.org/weblog/2023/11/21/happi/>Nest in peace Happi, you will never be forgotten.
>>4665794>google always pulls up no results and the term “ugly” in reverse image search>yandex pulls up images of other orangutanstell me why i’m supposed to hate russia again?
rember to prevent your family from cooking with palm oil today
>>4672012if this wasn’t ai i'd order this as a puzzle or print or something to hang in my kitchen. the little imperfections bother me just a bit. it’s cute though.
>>4671532>>4671549What harm would come if the rescued orangutans are taken to the US and given a decent protected hawaiian island? Who gives a fuck about gay ass lizards?
>>4672074Ironically because we actually protect our forests unlike borneo and ESPECIALLY unlike sumatra.if I had Elon money I'd fund a PMC to take over a small archipelago in the Philippines with enough guards to ensure nobody can fuck with them ever. Orangutans sans frontiers.
>>4671532From the thumbnail i thought it was a single flanged pongo with a very weird face
They deserve better...
I-I… I don’t feel so good