>rescued a kitten recently>decided to call it adolfputin>mom is angry af and demands i change the name or she cuts my neetbux>guys please give me the worst name imaginable
>things that didn't happen
>NEET>obsessed with hitler>lives with mommy>still in their edgy teenager phase>doesn't realize how pathetic their behavior isreads like a chatGPT post trained on 4chan
>>4619746Why would you spite your mother like that? She's giving you home, food, and money out of love for you, and now your asking Internet strangers to come up with an intentionally horrible name for your cat because she didn't like you naming it after Adolt Hitler. I hope this is just a LARP.Other than that, Boneripper is a cool name.
>>4619746Kony
Chairman Meow
>>4619746>the most successful and mentally stable catfag on /an/
>>4619746whoah epic /b/ thread, my man!
>>4619746post this on /b/, doing it here is like going into a kebab place and asking for a plate of shepherd's pie.
>>4619746Please give the kot to someone who isn't an asshole. It's a shame your mom was allowed to shit you out without flushing you.
Is Bobo a good nome for a cat. Not OP btw
>>4619746georgefloyd
>>4619778>who isn't an assholeno you, thenheh
>>4619783Its a name that's goofy in a good way. It also means fool in Spanish so the name fits if your cat is a bit of a numbskull.
>>4619746donald
Clitmouth von Keepers.
>>4619746mombitch
Michael Jackson cause he's black and he's white.
>>4619746Jon'Quavios
>>4619746I don't like the spiting you do to your mother anon, but Erika could fit the bill for both the bad and ww2 combo but while being passable, but please do try to be less of a dick to her, she pays the rent I assume
>>4619769do this NOW
>>4619746fake and gay, in options because it was so lame
>>4619767General Butt Naked if we're going for African warlord names.
>>4620096My vote
>>4619746BBC slut in Spain.
>>4619769Meow Zedong
>>4619746You might like Maus
cumfart
>>4619746>>guys please give me the worst name imaginableGernig - seemingly harmless but shines when she's trying to call back in the house by saying its name repeatedly.
>>4620726devilish
>>4619746Morbius
>>4619769I kneel
Niggerious
>>4619746Mine's named Dwight D. Eisenmeowler.
>>4619746Kidfuckerbabyrape
>>4619746Gushin' Granny
>>4619746Terry A. Davis
>>4619751nice, newfags should read lovecraft for context.
>>4619754infinite time for whateverlikes historyalwaysjealousreads like a reddit post
>>4619746>>4619751call him 'blackie' or something. i read somewhere that 'negro man' was used to refer to the devil. as in he was seen as something like a MIB where he appeared when you hit rock bottom and make you an offer for the soul yada yada.
>>4619746Meowsolini or hiltervaldimir
>>4619746If you don't name him Niggerman you're doing it wrong.
>>4622166why are you treating one of the internet's most overused jokes as if it were hidden knowledge
>>4619746Bill cosby
>>4619746>cutting you off because you gave something an offensive namewhy are white people like this? my parents would just find it funny.