Kill wasps. Behead wasps. Roundhouse kick a wasp into the concrete. Slam dunk a wasp larvae into the trashcan. Crucify filthy wasps. Defecate in a wasps food. Launch wasps into the sun. Stir fry wasps in a wok. Toss wasps into a active volcano. Urinate into a wasp hive. Judo throw wasps into a wood chipper. Twist wasps heads off. Report wasps to the local pest control. Karate chop wasps in half. Curb stomp pregnant wasps. Trap wasps in quicksand. Crush wasps in the trash compactor. Liquefy wasps in a vat of acid. Eat wasps. Dissect wasps. Exterminate wasps in the gas chamber. Stomp wasps with steel toed boots. Cremate wasps in the oven. Lobotomize wasps. Mandatory abortions for wasps. Grind wasps in the garbage disposal. Drown wasps in coca cola. Vaporize wasps with a ray gun. Kick wasps. Feed wasps to alligators. Slice wasps with a katana.
>>4616221Cheers bro I'll drink to that
Pregnant wasps, you say? Tell me more
>>4616221you're funny when you're paranoid
>not aggressivethey're always lying
>>4616992i love wasps so much bros
>>4616221have they globally been extra niggery this year? first time ive seen 2 of them break into my house to eat my stuff and here we have all these threads
>>4616221Ants coming from wasps is like humans coming from monkeys
Been sleeping with the bedroom door to the backyard open all Summer both for cooling down and so the hedgehogs and cats could come and go, but this last week I've been waking up to a fucking swarm of wasps. My patience has its limits.
>>4617103Just leave some sugar syrup outside and they won't bother looking for food elsewhere
>>4616221You forgot "galvanize"https://youtu.be/UwAM2ZyC2J0?feature=shared
I'm about 3m (that's like 10feeties) from a middle sized hive, but they almost never annoy me.Lately, some came looking for sugar in my drinks, but I've read they only do that when coming to the end of their life cycle?Anyone got solid info on that?
>>4617979wasps collect meat/bugs to feed to their young like how a bird does, then they eat nectar that the larvae secrete. for their own nutrition, adults only eat nectar/sugar, wherever they can find it. when all the larvae have pupated towards the end of summer to fall, the workers have to leave the nest to find food, and they usually die soon after
>>4618019Yes yes, that's perfectly what it felt like, suddenly they went for any sugar that I could provide. The 2 or 3 months before they just let me alone.
>>4616221Sadly, wasps do not feel any pain.
>>4616221more than anything this
Are waspsisters DOOMED to die or could you keep them alive during winter with sugar and heat?
>>4616221which wasp has the worst sting?
>>4620721Tarantula hawk or warrior wasp.
>>4620721My ex
>>4616992Adorable. I favour solitary ones, but those polistes are still adorable.
>>4616277>>4617002Lurk moar
>>4616221i wanna throw gas on this shit like my mama told me to do, ps works great cuase they breath through holes in their sides that the gas contracts, they all die fast.
>>4616221I chuckled at the ray gun
Can I keep a single wasp lady during winter
>>4616992It's incredible how trustful they are.>>4622455Why are their butts so buzzy?
>>4616221On my 26th birthday i awoke to something on my leg and the second I saw what it was (yellow jacket) the fucker stuck me. I'm allergic to bumblebees but apparently not them, but fuck em anyways
Recent wasping
>>4616221>Behead waspslike that's gonna do anything
>>4622816So sweet.I wonder why their waist is so thin. I know chitin is very sturdy but still, it looks fragile...
>>4622822It's still connected by a thin line. It will eventually rip it off. There was one webm with a fly doing that.
Rescued this one earlier from a sugar syrup bath, had to dunk her in warm water a few times to get it off.
>>4616992>posts one of the least aggressive waspsTry that with the vespula squamosa, bitch
>>4617300I'm not paying protection money to wasps. Nice try.
>tfw you can buy wasps in a can
>>4623013It waspn't a request
>>4622758it's active support for their tracheae breathing, very similar to what mammels do.
>>4625258Thank you for the answer.
>>4622857>I wonder why their waist is so thin. I know chitin is very sturdy but still, it looks fragile...Adaptation to morw easily parasitise host animals.The social hymenopterans don't technically need this adaptation anymore, but it doesn't seem to hinder them, either, so it is kept.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onq9ixC7OEggrue tlap kirrs them
>>4616221I love wasp
What do wasps do at night in fall? Just NEET in the nest?
>>4616221>Kill wasps. Behead wasps. Roundhouse kick a wasp into the concrete. Slam dunk a wasp larvae into the trashcan. Crucify filthy wasps. Defecate in a wasps food. Launch wasps into the sun. Stir fry wasps in a wok. Toss wasps into a active volcano. Urinate into a wasp hive. Judo throw wasps into a wood chipper. Twist wasps heads off. Report wasps to the local pest control. Karate chop wasps in half. Curb stomp pregnant wasps. Trap wasps in quicksand. Crush wasps in the trash compactor. Liquefy wasps in a vat of acid. Eat wasps. Dissect wasps. Exterminate wasps in the gas chamber. Stomp wasps with steel toed boots. Cremate wasps in the oven. Lobotomize wasps. Mandatory abortions for wasps. Grind wasps in the garbage disposal. Drown wasps in coca cola. Vaporize wasps with a ray gun. Kick wasps. Feed wasps to alligators. Slice wasps with a katanAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm feeding some wasps and they prefer the sugar syrup (simple 2:1 ratio) I make over honey, wtf is up with that?
>>4626635Maybe it's shit honey. They can tell if you're lowballing them
>>4626240If I leave my door open they swarm into my bedroom, apparently.I cleared them out with the vacuum cleaner. I like animals, but I don't want to sleep around a bunch of wasps, sorry.
>>4616221No.
>>4626652They don't like jam either. Looks like all they want is MAXIMUM SUGAR
>>4626668Better them than mosquitos. Get a bug net
>>4617103of course a catfag is gross and unhygienic
>>4626719Based
>>4622995>Oh, you think dogs are NICE?>I'd like to see you get in the face of a PITBULL, then you can tell me how "nice" dogs areu r dumb
>>4627693there is an entire 400k user board on reddit based on psychotic people unironically thinking that/an/ has been full of violent cat hate schizos for a decade based on people thinking all cats are feralsyou expect too much of humanity
>>4627700We are full of cat hating schizos, though.Every other thread is peppered with accusations of>toxo Animal haters are stupid and I couldn't care less that I happen to temporarily align with some reddit board that has banded together thinking /an/ is big bad.There's a reason I'm here and not there, because that seems to be only purpose for reddit and social media: banding together to reinforce your beliefs that there is some solidly consolidated evil source that needs to be snuffed out and denying all evidence that contradicts and suggests they're not a monolith.I just think people are retarded and not inherently evil.
>>4627693>Oh, you think wasps are MEAN?>heh I'll cherry pick the nicest example of a wasp to prove you wrong
>>4622995OK how about warrior wasps (joint #1 on the Schmidt pain index)https://youtu.be/CrViAWLKwnY?si=qSC6wxFASEnUKSzYeven female Vespa mandarina /end of debate:https://youtu.be/SUATzwynFsI?si=lcgAtrFn5rEp9DRG
>>4628227>first vida 8 year old colony? Damn
uwu
