>>4616065wtf is his problem??
>>4616188gets me every time
>>4616159that kick at the end gets me every time I see itman got off lightly all things considered
>>4616159no tiktok cancer please
>>4616148/an/ is for animals, not CGI fanfiction.>>>/co/
>>4616589This duck was AI generated
>>4616603Why do you think that? And don't say it's because of the filename
>>4616059Sea slugs always look like they will give you an incurable illness if you touch one.
humbly requesting the webm of the giga-cock stepping out of his chicken coop. Please and thank you.
>>4617034dayum that was quick. I'd like to give back more but I don't have any more soundless /an/ webms
>>4616159I've had that happen before. I was stuck on the couch for a week.
>>4616063what happens in that fade to de-poof the bird? Did the cameraman brush his feathers?
>>4617119Not sure if joking, bird's skin can contract or relax volentarily like a cats. Which can make their feathers stand-up or relax.
>>4616064That's so cool that they're aware of how thick the ice is.
>>4616129He looks absolutely deranged and I love it.
>>4616960y dohes he fugges der cornb?
>>4617631Wet anus lookin ass
>>4616567Imagine if it had sucked off his wedding-ring! How on Earth would he have explained that to his wife?
>>4617109They charge good money for that in some places.
>>4618028fake and gay
>>4617109my jaw fucking dropped in horror holy shit
>>4617109What a fantastic video. I love how the water Buffalo just laid down and apparently died when the hyena tore into its penis like it was bubblegum.
>>4617109I mean seriously, that’s probably the funniest and most energizing thing I’ve seen in a while.
Has the site been buggy for anyone else recently? No matter what network I use most images won't open and webms won't load.
>>4618459It's been unstable. Try opening the links to the images in a new tab, that seems to help for me
>>4618472I've read that only raccoons in captivity are washing their food and wild ones don't care. Weird.
>>4616159how can you continue to film calmly in this situation
>>4617106This is the most woman thing I've ever seen. Recording and posting a video of your ass in a tiny thing leotard bathing suit which is really just a thin cover for how much of a whore you are and pretending the video is about turtles or travelling or whatever other bullshit. And its all just to show an ass that is used for shitting, that's the whole focus and the whole point of posting. Women don't even like animals that aren't cute but they post their dirty shit holes and pretend to care about nature and think raising my taxes will save the cute animals and not be spent lining the pockets of rich men who steal the womens asshools just for a single lick and then back on the shelf they go. Its a throwaway society that just makes me sad these days., I want to fuck that woman and the turtles.
>>4616129Webms you can smell.
>>4618550Every time I see a woodpecker I think of that video where one got into another bird's nest and it was pecking the brains out of a bunch of chicks.
>>4617109Poor bastard couldn't even retaliateThose hyenas are fucking dirty
>>4618028Dogzilla vs Mothra
>>4618553Fucking organized crime lmao.>The pizzo's backin in town (back in tow-ah-ow-own)
>>4618619He probably felt peckish.
>>4618504>I want to fuck that womanThis is why you are part of the problem.
>>4618782It's not surprising that the incels from /r9k/ are zoophiles either.
>>4618025>I ate your wedding ring, you have to marry me now!
>>4618695>Not posting the full stingray vs robot crab video.FFS anon.https://youtu.be/1-q_8TKNG9w
>>4616069you just know
>>4617034I have no idea how big that cock is. It could be a tiny coop. There are no references to determine its size
>>4618504holy shit kill yourself
>>4616064It's impressive how still he gets, I thought the video froze for a sec
>>4619180Cat looks like it's a balding, 50 something year old guy with a great mustache
>>4619567why do they do it bros?
>>4619578For catching delicious bugs.
>>4616129Why is that carnivore eating corn? They boiled it in fish water?
>>4619567why is it doing it in reverse? Wouldn't starting from the center be more efficient?
>>4619568The sound is truly satisfying on the full version of this>>4619571Truly enlightened tool usage>>4619600Cats sometimes enjoy food items that don't really belong in their diet. Mine liked cheerios, pastries and ice cream. Might be a texture thing.
>>4619600Cats fucking love corn for some unfathomable reason, some will go mad for it. And it's safe to let them have it as a treat, I usually cut off a few kernels for mine but he really just wants to gnaw on the cob and will steal it out of the trash if I don't give it to him.
>>4616067The fuck is that?
>>4619572based kot, not tolerating any d*g-tainted roastslop upstream
>>4619724>return of the incel
>>4618025Anon, that IS his wife
>>4619721A bobbit worm. Read the file name.
>>4619800Derp. I r dum
>>4618572Another Ukrainian refugee.
>>4617109Hyenas have just about the must crushing bite of any animal alive, they make pitbulls look like amateurs. Once they set their jaws it pretty much takes death to get them to release. Unless they manage to pull a mouthful out of you ... before taking another. You do NOT want a hyena to clamp their teeth down on your balls & cock.
>>4617106She scared the shit out of that poor turdtle.
>>4619820>marbled polecatForgot there was a Part II. They aren't entirely rare, but they are uncommon, found throughout a lot of EurAsia with some local concentrations of note.There's another one from Ukraine, if I can find it. The war isn't good for them and soldiers have been encountering them (like the trench beaver, above) due to suddenly fucktons of humans invading their space and lots of fucking explody things going off all over the place.
>>4619440True, I thought the same, lol.
>>4618485just dont be yourself
>>4616156>That smug look on the frogI laff
>>4616603no i drew it myself
>>4619817>the abyss stares back
>>4619800>bobbit wormIronic name.
>>4620016How is it ironic? It became her last name when she married him. It is weird to have something renamed around a popculture event though. Like if we called something that pairs but abondones it young Lindbergh whatever.
>>4620016It's deliberate. It was named after the woman.
>>4619567I had never seen this in motion. Great video
>>4619102It's hard to see in this shortened clip, but the trough on the right is made out of a 2 liter bottle. Brahma roosters are pretty big, 2 feet 6 inches tall is normal.
>>4620180Deliberate irony is the best irony.>>4620100Long worm named after man who has his cut off. Literally the definition of irony (other that "being as or having the qualities of iron")
>>4619568Both my cats chew cardboard. Not eat, not scratch, just chew. I keep every cardboard box I find, because they get chewed to pulp within a week. Truly bizarre behavior.
>>4619620The center of the spider web isn't sticky. He's laying down the sticky net threads for the outside of the web.
>>4618421Just like me :_:7
>>4619620They lay down a non-sticky support structure from the centre out, then work outside back to centre with their trap net. I coincidentally watched life in the undergrowth ep 3 (silk spinners) about 10 minutes ago and there is some great time lapse of this.
>>4618849Imagine if one the kittys decided to take a nap under there and someone cane along...
>>4616159miring the hip check at the beginning
>>4620511God I want a donk so bad
>>4616159My man narrowly avoided death from that kick at the end. I knew a kid in elementary school whose little brother got kicked by a horse. Permanent brain damage.
>>4620513>filenameI'M HERE TO LICK CATS & CHEW BUBBLEGUM... & I'M ALL OUT OF GUM
>>4620512it looks CGIspecifically it looks like there's no lighting or shadows being cast onto the seaslug model
>>4618459Yep, sometimes they take ages to open.
>>4619600My cat's favourite food is mayonaise. Surely that's not millions of years of instinct.
>>4619724I say this
>>4620842Your cat loves something fatty with egg proteins in it? Nah, can't be instincts
>>4618504>This is the most woman thing I've ever seen. Recording and posting a video of your ass in a tiny thing leotard bathing suit which is really just a thin cover for how much of a whore you are and pretending the video is about turtles or travelling or whatever other bullshit. And its all just to show an ass that is used for shitting, that's the whole focus and the whole point of posting. Women don't even like animals that aren't cute but they post their dirty shit holes and pretend to care about nature and think raising my taxes will save the cute animals and not be spent lining the pockets of rich men who steal the womens asshools just for a single lick and then back on the shelf they go. Its a throwaway society that just makes me sad these days., I want to fuck that woman and the turtles.
>>4618777who raped you?
>>4620990He hates this woman but he still wants to fuck her, do you think it's a healthy behaviour?
>>4617108That better be Tang
>>4621050This goat givin me real "I want to head butt you over the edge" vibes.
>>4620511Why the FUCK does that donkey have DSL
>>4621347Fiber wasn't available.
>>4621407mhm, tasty minerals
>>4621339Reminds me of this
>>4617109I once watched a pack of coyotes kill and eat a male elk 20x their weight...why don't these huge animals retaliate given their massive strength and ready defenses?Same reason 'refugees are welcome' in Europe, I suppose.
>>4616142Don't blow bubbles on my, cunt.I'll slap you.
>>4621338>"waltz of the flowers" plays
>>4616068the strongest duckling is born
>>4617641i wish nature was just full of cute creatures hanging out like this
>>4621188i love jumping spider
>>4622019Don't post animal abuse, retard.
>>4622087The cat seems happy enough
>>4622122I don't understand what the bird is afraid of. Can a mantis really hurt him/her?
>>4619600cats are obligate carnivores, they cannot taste sweet, they taste salt, now imagine buttered corn, salty yes? also they eat anything out of a can cause its salted. thats literally it. t guy who used to have a cat that would beg for canned mushrooms over anything else including beef, canned tuna etc.
>>4622121Bear doing that "a moment of solemn peace before i take this motherfuckers life" thing before getting squirted in the face and getting run off is amazing
>>4622124They can do a lot of damage.
>>4622124Bird isn't that much bigger than the mantis, it's more trouble than it's worth for something trying to fight back.
>>4622021the bear drank a dirty sprite
>>4622122Scyther vs Talonflame
>>4622182fake, guy is moving the cat with his fingers
>>4622093Music: - https://youtu.be/j7yqLp8QHC0
>>4622293I didn't check the video yet but if it's not Drinking Boys by DJ Ozma, ya dun goofed.
>>4622293>>4622413You win this round.
>>4622417I didn't know earwigs got that big (or had wings).
>>4622424It's not an earwig, it's a dobsonfly. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dobsonfly
>>4622342I was fucking hoping someone would post that.
>>4620291> Lookit muh feet> Lookit'm
>>4622420What's his fucking problem?
>>4622420>2/10 will not fuck
>>4622431Oh. The filename said 'earwig' and I just took it at its word
>>4622439God he's fucking cute.>>4622560All good, the poster named it wrong anyhow.
>>4622564I want a pet bear so bad bros, so bad. I want to be enclosed in a big fluffy bear hug.
>>4622566Maybe one day they'll do a bear domestication program to make that a reality.
>>4622089It was groomed
>>4622439>ALL OF HYRULE'S WATER
>>4617920ale fajne bobr
>>4617755what breed of deer is this?
>>4620806I hope you are kidding
>>4621442you need to stop using the internet; it's turned you into an obsessive retard
>>4622815I disagree, randomly comparing coyotes to refugees is fucking hilarious and I hope he sticks around
>>4622124Jesus christ, I had to look it up for myself. Apparently they can kill small snakes, small birds like hummingbirds, little lizards, and frogs. As soon as it gets a hold of their prey, it starts devouring it.
>>4622049is that a shitbull mix?
>>4621188That's a fucking huge jumping spider. The biggest I've ever seen around here aren't even a third of that
>>4623124God boxers are so dumb. Handsome but dumb.
>>4623229It is a dog, yes.
>>4621003it may not be healthy but it's certainly standardized at this point
>>4617108Wow he's just like me
>>4623454>a coyote and a bobcat walk into a bar
>>4617107D; if that's real wood it would fuck up her floor.
>>4617920does the tree ever fall on the beaver? I always thought they just cut up deadwood or smaller branches
>>4618028is this one of those butterfly on a string toys?
>>4623680>does the tree ever fall on the beaver?Yes
>>4622130>cats are obligate carnivores, they cannot taste sweet, they taste salt, now imagine buttered corn, salty yes?Why do you talk like this?
pls no ban
>>4623707Made me fucking laugh >imagine buttered corn ed-boy
>>4623452Wolves are so scary and mean to each other
>>4621442Europeans conolized and destroyed the world. If anything, the hyenas are the europeans.
>>4623933Only the Italians tend to cannolize things.
>>4623923I could be wrong but I think those are jackals. My country is currently facing an invasion of the motherfuckers. Thanks, climate change!
>>4622077>You will never be a possum, cuddled up against a boob and eating a pizzajust fucking kill me
>>4618504you type like a woman
>>4620513that's so adorable
>>4623452I don't get it, why are they showing their teeth to each other? I thought that it meant a display of "aggression" to pretty much every single animal.
>>4623923They're behaving exactly like normal dogs though. They just look bitier.
>>4623816I don't get it.
>>4623452>>4624196My guess is they are aggravated at the sight of the humans with the camera and they need to organize a retreat. We see the power structure of the pack, more dominant members intimidating others that may be too curious about the unknown creatures and may want to approach, which is a huge risk.tl;dr>w-whats that?>don't know, can't risk, Back in line! Retreat!>but..>*bites muzzle*
>>4624523Looks like Don Cheadle
>>4618778this was posted last thread autismo
>>4624523Gorillas don't work out, yet he has some pretty respectable pec definition there, whereas humans who never work out are skinny at best and more usually fat.When and why did humans lose the 'buff by default' gene?
>>4624575I've never seen a squirrel try to commit insurance fraud before.
>>4624575>I've fallen and I can't get up
>>4619724anon, that is clearly a human femaleAre you ok?
>>4617106>>4619830>turdley dee turdley doo>you shall swim behind my poo
>>4620292>(other that "being as or having the qualities of iron")This is exactly wrong and you made it up. The word you're talking about is "ferrous".
>>4621442Animals are really really really really really really fucking stupid and even intelligent creatures become stupid as fuck when they are in panic mode. Having like 70iq would massively reduce the amount of deaths animals would experience because they would understand the concept of needing to hide and monitoring their environment beyond a purely instinctual level. Or avoid silly shit like getting stuck in easily-avoidable places. That being said even if they were practiced and intelligent fighters with capable bodies facing off against a predator/ territorial competitor, animals don't have healthcare and they would succumb to their injuries after successfully fending off a few coyotes, for example.
>>4624817lolI love how people can be so sure of themselves yet still so hilariously, irredeemably wrong lmao
>>4624525Love this shit.It's like a constant rebirth of surpassing yourself. Had a few ghost mantis myself.
>>4617034That's literally a dinosaur.
>>4624843I have been defeated.But you're still a faggot.
>>4624812i thought it was a frog at first
>>4617106shitting in the sea must feel heavenly
>>4621495I'll blow bubbles on your cunt if you slap me.
>>4621735The lizard's back legs are probably just moving at the camera's framerate. Still pretty goofy looking.
>>4622094>smallIt's still fucking 6ft tall.Do you think an average human could beat a baby giraffe in a fight or would they still get stomped into pudding?
>>4624699Gorillas are quadrupeds, they're always working out most of their bodies when they move around(which they do plenty). Chimps too. If you walk around a lot then your legs will be plenty muscular, even without do squats or anything.
>>4624572That's what a real real dinosaur should look like! None of that hairy, rainbow colored, trans-dinos.
>>4624890I'm from Italy, but take your pick. They're invading Europe en masse. They reached as far as the Netherlands now, which is quite a distance for a Middle Eastern animal.Also, new thread?>>4624859You are wrong Faggotry is wrong.Therefore, by the transitive property, since faggotry is wrong and you are wrong, you are a faggot, qed.And I'm ESL. How does it feel to get schooled by someone who isn't even a native speaker of this shitty language?
>>4624812I hate when my pet frog flies away.
>>4624699if you, as a human, are feed only fat meat and mineral water you will be buff without exercises too
>>4623807>Diversity is multiple pure spices, not mixing.Well, here is something to think about. Though, he did not provide any substantial reason for the cons of mixing except arbitrary "it feels kinda wrong", yet still, he is very much on point about "diversity", while the other cocks tried their best to be moral police
>>4624843>early 16th centurynigga you've been wrong for 500 years, that was 100% a lucky asspull
>>4624992You are not very smart. That section is clearly about the etymological history of the word in English as used in its most common meaning. Is it ironic or moronic that you got that wrong? lmao
>>4622420>still has his head touching as he goes to kickThat horse is a psycho and lured the other horse in.
>>4624996you fool, you absolute rube. I was merely pretending to be retarded, and you've taken the baitthe joke is on you, ESL-kun
>>4624525>2 stage boss fight
>>4624575>well guess I'll just die then
>>4620513I couldn't decide between:>licking pussyor >GODDAMMIT GET A FUCKING ROOM!
>>4621198Jeez, he's hauling ass.
>>4625028Yeah? Well, my house has a hundred baffrooms.
>>4623807>"Erika" playing softly in the background
>>4624577wtf? I thought bears and alligators didn't live in the same place, like bears and penguins, or bears and kangaroos, or bears and panda bears, damn bears! they ruined bears!
>>4624812>>4624865>>4624927Was that a vampire bat?
>>4624577>oh shit a gator!>oh shit a bear!
>>4625057You mean your dad's house?You mean two baffrooms?
>>4625232spicy hamster soup
>>4624525this gif needs 60s SciFi music and maniacal laughter dubbed over it
>>4625169For what purpose?
>>4625141NO! IT'S MINE! IT'S A HUNDRED! SHUT IT OFFFFFFFF!!!!