What now?
A free borzoiProfoundly lucky
get a mouthful of fur
>>4520933I don't have to buy dinner!
>>4520933Vietnamese gf will be pleased
>>4521012>>4521017>>4521001why the fuck do you fags love eating hair so much
I just bought an apartment big enough to keep larger dogs, so what >>4520935 said.Proceed to confirm sex and properly name it.
Send it to the pound. Pets are a waste of resources and time
>>4520933I'd give it away to a shelter, since it's illegal to sell dogs without a licence here and he'll kill my cats and chihuahua
>4521269>while posting on /an/top retardation
>welcome dog inside>put out water in some kind of bowl>borrow leash from someone>put dog food on shopping list>ask relatives or acquaintances with fb accounts to put up adoption notices
>>4520933I respectfully pee on it then drop it off at my neighbor to the right's doorstep for them to do the same, as is tradition.
that's a big box
name him Borzington then go on many pitbull mauling adventures>>4521864for you
>>4521866Fakenews
>>4520933>be me asleep at 2am>strong metallic sound wakes me up>grab gun and check through the window>sick puppy of unknown age got dropped at my door>it was literally shaking out of sheer terror>"I'll wait until tomorrow just in case it's a trap from a buglar">next morning, bugger is still there, crying and scratching my door>take it in, gave him some water and food, then submitted it to the nearest pet adoption centerIt has been 1 day and I miss it already but I can barely take care of myself so it's for the best.
>Let me do it>>4522870>>4522870>>4522870>>4522870
>>4522879ha
>>4521282
>>4522870Such a beautiful example of co-evolution>>4524559>do you feel in charge?
>>452093320lbs of protien, or a new companion.We will hunt for meat together, as our ancestors did.
>>4521589nta but,>pets and animals are the same thingyou are way more retarded
>>4525288>>pets and animals are the same thingYes
>>4520933Slap that fucking dogbelly for starters.
>>4524559>Listen here, you little shit.
>>4525918kek
>>4522870>>4522879>let me do it 4 YOUi heard in in my headfuck, thank for that
>>4521195>Proceed to confirm sexWhat if she says no?
>>4521282>chihuahua>Opinion discardedI was gonna let pass the cats but now it's unacceptable. >>4522761>I can barely take care of myself so it's for the best.You gave it up? You let it down? You run around and deserted it? You made it cry, didn't even say goodbye, you lied and hurt it?You believed it was the burden while it actually was the support you needed. You betrayed it. Why do you always fuck up like this anon?I swear if you don't fuckin' go and pick it back tomorrow…
>>4520933give it to one of my chinaman neighbors. they will know what to do with it
>>4525981Give it an unisex name.[spoiler]Proceed to play the long game, she'll come around to it.[/spoiler]
>>4520933Free pet: beggars can't be choosers.
>>4524558cat was lucky it got off with a warning
