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Horse General

Bright Future Edition

>>4488248 - thread that lay down for even a second
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Goshii
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>>4503008
What's the horse's wisdom?
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>>4503212
Buy more carrots for the horse
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You're gonna need sound for this one:
>>>/wsg/5071768
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>>4503215
you just know
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>>4503218
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>>4503213
understood
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>>4503218
it stops being clever and witty when it becomes an automatic response, you know
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>>4503376
that's when we export it to other sites. It gets screencapped in funny pics, then sent to 9gag, instagram, and ifunny, then like 2 years later someone creates r/youjustknow, reuploading the same 50 images we've been posting for the past 10 years over and over again to farm internet points.
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>>4503376
it was never clever, brown person NPC meme from twitter
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>>4503387
A horse like that deserves to be dog food
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>read article about feral horses
>retards insist on calling them "wild"
Is this what /k/ feels like when people call magazines "clips"?
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>>4502958
continue
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>>4503387
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>>4503894
Mareless whispers
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>>4503897
I like how many songs have secret horse lyrics. There were more in the neighties, sure but there are still some good ones.
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>>4504103
>Goodbye horses...
>I'm flying over youuuu...
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>>4503079
Every god damn thread
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>>4504500
Hey, I like Goshiposter.
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>>4504103
>Chantilly lace and a pretty face
>a ponytail hangin' down
>a wiggle in her walk
>and a giggle in her talk
>makes the world go 'round.

>Ain't nothing in the world
>like a big-eyed girl
>make me act so funny
>make me spend my money
>make me feel real loose
>like a long-necked goose

>oh baby, that's a-what I like
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How big would a 2 metre tall horse's penis be? Want to know for the sake of understanding horse anatomy.
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>>4504843
about tree fiddy
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>>4504616
Her?
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>>4504856
Please answer seriously?
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>>4505072
They’re some variation, but it’s important to remember that it’s more related to torso length than height at the withers.

Between 1/4th and 1/3rd torso length.
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>>4504843
Too big to fit in an average human mouth, sadly.
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>>4503212
Fallout NV is better than 3
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How near or far are you to horse ownership?
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>>4505283
Too far... still in college...
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>>4505283
I completed subframe assembly D the other day, have yet to work on the front leg actuators and kick amplifiers. The fusion neighactor will be the hardest part of this build though.
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>>4505336
I'm waiting for the cheap Chinese knock off kits online.
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>>4505283
A few months. My parents have a pregnant horse and I am working on the ranch where she's boarded and I'm going to buy the foal.
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>>4504326
Goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moGyDgTqmxg
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>>4505283
Total, if you accept a feral herd of 150-ish, that accept me around them.
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Donkey gang pull up
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>>4505978
Why are third worlders such subhumans
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>>4506426
Donk.
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uma delicia
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>>4506429
Low impulse control = poor horsemanship = poor treatment
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Good marening
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>>4505283
So far. There's an online course on horse care I want to do but I'm currently writing a thesis, I don't reallt have the time to dedicate to a different thing.
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>>4505978
>>4506429
>>4506557
I don't reallt get the issue. These guys had a horse and made a memorial video for it that was in really terrible taste, but while it was alive it looked alright. Undermuscled but not malnourished by any means. Am I missing something?
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>>4506769
They train horses using methods the west considers to be torture. Some of their bits keep the horse's head way clamped down rather far to their body.
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>>4506744
Marening
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>>4506767
I'm still trying to find a supervisor for my dissertation
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>>4506744
About to make some coffee and eat an apple.
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>>4503587
as a resident /k/ommando, yes.
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>>4506970
Have a doe
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>>4506496
Is "just knowing" a frequent occurrence between mares and their humans the same way it is between women and their stallions?
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>>4506496
Weird looking foal
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>>4507226
If you know, you know
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>>4508472
Any other bellyslapping videos? Purely for educational purposes.
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>>4507001
Deer are not for hunting. They're for mating.
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>>4504843
>>4505143
why isn't there love for donkeys?
>>4505336
>pic related
matter of time
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Do mares love their human partners?
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>>4508698
We stuffed them into MRI machines and asked them to think of their human friends and their mind brains lit up.
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>>4506557
that fucker fucking CHOMPED OUT A PART OF A CONCRETE WALL

also wtf is that captcha lmao
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>>4508921
Eau de cheval....
Parfait.
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>>4508921
*SNIFF*...*SNIFF SNOFF*...hers
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>>4508521
have a baby donkey in stockings
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>>4508959
https://youtu.be/JgAU9NtB_Mw?t=60
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Goshiiii
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>>4509224
HOW MANY I'S DOES HE HAVE IN HIS NAME
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tfw no sink horse
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>used to go to horse camp
>had a close horse friend who was gentle and more cooperative
>years later he retired
it hurts
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>>4509482
retired or """"""""""""""""""retired"""""""""""""""""""?
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This is all because you refuse to recycle your plasmids responsibly. Up to 30% of horses will look like this by 2020.
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>>4510337
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>>4510336
Weird dog
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>>4510342
>>4510337
Horse bros...we lost...zebras and donks are now destined to inherit the equine kingdom
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What accent do you think would suit a horse if they could talk?
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>>4510336
>by 2020.
It's already 2023 though.
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>>4511191
An incredibly thick nearly incomprehensible finnish accent.
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>>4511269
Good answer
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>>4511191
Received pronunciation like a fancy lady
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horsebros?
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No horses only donkeys
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Goshiii
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Is anyone else tired of sexual mareassment in the workplace?
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>>4512812
I wish it was just the workplace. On the subway, on long walks and at home there's always some ungulate trying to steal my minerals.
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>>4512812
>sexual mare-ass
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>>4512812
>Try to report them to HR
>They don't care because they've been switched to the Horse Resources department
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>>4512339
giwtwm
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Anyone studying horse academics or deadly horse arts?
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>>4514204
I'm studying to become a professional horse scientist like my father before me, getting my grad classes done now.
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>>4514229
An Ivy leaguer, how do their programs hold up compared to across the pond?
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>>4510336
dog hoers a cute
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>>4514259
>Advanced Equine Kissing and Cuddling
ok
>(with hoof holding)
alright that's too advanced for me
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>>4509290
2 I beliieve
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>>4503215
She looks half horse
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>>4503008
Can we appreciate mules for a min? they're the best of both worlds and more, really wish they were more popular. I would kill to have a good trail mule
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>>4514542
I plan to produce them for hobby farms. The neigh diesel prices keep going because someone in Botswana had an argument I was looking for one and nobody makes them anymore. Just need to get the smallest stallion I can.
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>>4514259
>Hoof holding
You tea drinking degenerates have taken it too far, you have no idea what you're dealing with
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Stop wanting to fuck horses
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>>4514866
I made that picture, and my position on the matter is "live and let live".
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>>4514866
>>4512993
My counter argument
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>>4514866
Then tell horses to stop wanting to be fucked.
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>>4515098
Q.E.D.
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>>4514866
>trolling the thread with dead horses
Rude
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horsey
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>>4515926
hussy
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>>4504103
>My lovely horse
>Running through the field
>Where are you going
>With your fetlocks blowing
>In the wind?
>I want to shower you with sugar lumps
>And ride you over fences
>Polish your hooves every single day
>And bring you to the horse dentist
>My lovely horse
>You're a pony no more
>Running around
With a man on your back
>Like a train in the night, yeah
>Like a train in the night ...
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>>4515961
>my lovely horse I want to hold you so tight, I want to run my fingers through your tail and love you all night
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>>4506496
me at the bottom
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>>4516006
Me on top. ;)
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Goshiii
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>>4516539
No.
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>>4516539
Yes.
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>>4512339
Source on that vid? Wtf
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How many horse scientists here? How do you chase funding for horrible experiments to increase your horse abilities?
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>>4516877
A rogue horse scientist came to my farm the other day and used his horsalator laser on one of my cows. Damn thing hasn't been acting right all week. If I see another horse scientist I'm reporting them to the authorities or shooting them on sight I swear to god.
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>>4516930
The cow is probably much happier that way.
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>>4512339
I will never understand how you motherfuckers find this hot. Horse pussy yeah, but this is just nasty
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>>4517239
Like most dicks, they look best at full mast.
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>Featherless
>Biped
Behold, a man!
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I'm going to coat myself completely in appeasing mareamones and approach the creature
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>>4517291
i believe it’s a colt so he’s not responding much, they’re conditioned when young to having their genitals handled for an easier time with vets later
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>>4517530
That excuse didn't fly when I found you in the barn at 3am with a luchador mask and it won't work now.
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>>4517291
I just find horse dick, erect or not, the complete opposite of sexually arousing. There's nothing good about it. It's shaped in a weird way, it's too big to take up the butt, and it's just generally unwieldy. Horsepussy on the otherhand, is perfectly designed for the human penis
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>>4517461
What would happen if I eat this?
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>>4517570
Your secretions would appease horses. I just apply it topically to appease the stare mare if my offering isn't up to much.
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>>4517530
>they’re conditioned when young to having their genitals handled for an easier time with vets later
Back in the day you didn't have to come up with these convoluted excuses to touch horse genitals, if you wanted to fondle horse balls you just went outside and did it.
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>>>/wsg/5095915
Please review this pony's neigh. Turn your volume ALL THE WAY UP, it's rather quiet.
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>>4517536
it varies by individual just like people, some horse penors are misshapen but they are generally kino
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Foal
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>>4517989
Almost human...
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I've been communing with the great horse spirits in the salt circle and they have a message for an anon here.
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>"Honey, it's time to wake up"
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would /horse/ drink the stallion shot?
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>>4520044
The amount of alcohol consumed might be deadly. Do they have a pure alternative?
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Are you guys bronies
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>>4520160
Not nearly as much as I used to be
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>>4520201
>they love balls
Are fluffy ponies real?
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>>4520204
Did the baby survive that encounter?
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>>4520044
rather drink it from the tap
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>>4514542
Mules basically arent a thing in the UK and I hate it. Just want a cute mule bros.
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>>4520160
The ride never ends.
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>>4520204
>Are fluffy ponies real?
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>>4520165
I always find it fascinating how something wobbly like that can grip like a hand
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>>4520298
They can make two little prongs extra tough.
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>>4520341
>that smug expression of success at the end
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>neighggerlover thread
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>>4520378
don't you talk ill of our beloved ungulates
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>>4520378
get neigh'd at motherfucker
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>>4519764
Almost looks CG
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>>4520407
Of course it's CGI, they're extinct
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>>4520550
don't joke around like that anon
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>>4518007
Why cum on the grass?
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how come there's no /horse/ player on the /an/ team?
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//an/
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>>4520685
Adds some flavor to it for the next horse.
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>>4520160
Yes. But I upped my resolution to IRL, have my own herd of 148...newest addition is 2 days old, more to come. No cutiemarks yet, though.
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>>4520685
Semen is just liquid fertilizer when you think about it
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>>4520833
Tons of animals will go to great trouble and risk life and limb to eat a crumb of cum. Ants will crawl over their dead hive friends to get at it. Makes one think twice about busting.
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>>4520685
grass is fucking fantastic you ignoratn pleb
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>>4520937
if you bust or not doesn't make a difference since if you don't actively do it at some point it will find its way out anyways. might as well do it in a controlled manner while even having fun
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>>4518007
>sir are you aware that your stallion is leaking?
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Goshii
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>>4509032
great ass in those stockings
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>happy horse wife
>happy horse life
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why are horse people so weird
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>>4521192
It's the horse spores
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>>4521192
>>4521192
Horses are actually remnants of a supernatural being that was never meant to exist in this plane. Next time you meat one look into their weird eyes and you'll see something there you don't normally see in an animal. and the horse spores.
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flopgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
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>>4521469
>Mare Nosters
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>>4521469
Which part of the mare is the nostrum?
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>>4520160
I used to be (like a few months ago) but these days the /mlp/ community is too frozen in time to enjoy. It's like all the bitter weirdos that cling to their peaks in college/high school when they got into mlp and haven't moved forward at all since then. Just a weird place man. Also they're oddly tribal about being a "true" horsefucker, screeching over the same shit everyday like "fuck barbiefags". It's just boring now
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>>4521631
>"fuck barbiefags"
Gatekeeping is good. Mods being lenient on barbiefag tourists was a mistake.
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>>4521999
This but also this is /an/, talk about horse (real)
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>>4522005
Why are horses so veiny?
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>>4522027
Got a lot of blood to move around
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>>4522027
They’re enormous, but also very athletic for their size. Even a regular nag is like half a ton of solid muscle.
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#floppower #flopperlivesmatter #floptoo
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If you took a knock on the head and couldn't be trusted with horses anymore what animal would you take indoors? I think I'd choose deers and give them honey on apples.
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>>4522394
I would take a panda and start growing bamboo in my backyard for him.
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>>4522399
just put down root shields
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>>4503008
Horse gen is a wonderful gen. I think it's because 99% of horse gen users don't own horses or have even spent significant time around horses, we just enjoy the concept of horses, and it makes for a fun, odd little time. Love you guys <3
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>>4522431
My sister owns a few. I went to school as a kid, basically competent around them, go for a ride every year or two, you’re basically correct though.
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>>4522431
Who can afford them anymore?
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>>4522431
>I think it's because 99% of horse gen users don't own horses or have even spent significant time around horses
If you spend time around horses and hate them it is LITERALLY a skill issue THOUGH
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>all these horse cocks
>not a single horse pussy posted
homosexual general
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>>4503010
what did they mean by that?
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>>4522679
I know a fella that horses just hated and neighted. Had some sort of smell that made him get chewed to pieces by all but the calmest geldings.
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>>4522734
The horse's heart... they melted it.
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>>4522618
>3 million dollars for a simple pleasure pony
Bros...at this rate I'll never be a horse owner
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>>4522742
no...
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>>4522697
Be the change you want to see
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>>4522110
Lol, that guy gets to film the best horse shows.
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>>4505283
I work at a community stable, not interested in owning one though
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>>4522697
Phoneposter reporting in
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>>4523139
Thank you phoneposter.
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>>4523089
nice fuckin horse, dude is chillaxin
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>>4523333
Sabre. He's a cool dude.
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>>4515083
Thanks anon, it's one of my favorite memes.
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How do I stop horses from gangstalking me?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r7x2Bu-Qzc
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>>4524359
Sleep with hoers
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Do you have the mare madness?
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>>4524350
Make original content. They love that.
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>>4524586

Jebus what a lot of bullshit. Just call it heat. Mares in heat produce a lot of extra fluid, which is used for release of their hormones. If a stallion wearing a condom mounts a mare in heat, the amount of expulsed fluid makes you think, it's not primarily seminal fluid.

Horses have post-nut reactions too. Stallions get grumpy kicks afterwards, when just before the mare was willing. Meanwhile the stallion gets lost in post-nut bliss- untill he gets hungry again. It's nature at its core, a drive to procreate. And in that drive- a mate can quickly be found- it is more of a question if the mate of choice will be tolerated post-nut. Horses can have regrets, but they have feelings too. So yes, the mare madness is real. And it seems to be a shared madness, going over the species boundary... Ah well.
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>>4503395
I thought brown guys lusted after blonde women?
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>>4524586
What kind of overly verbose crap is this? Did I seriously just read a sentence with eight comma breaks?
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>>4524359
>can't add video to one of your playlists but can ~clip it~
what the fuck is this faggotry? seriously that faggot ass site is getting worse by the day. they only do changes to it to make it worse.
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It's a disgrace how they used to store horses.
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>>4525510
The japanese were only slightly more humane.
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>>4522110
stop posting horse cocks
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>>4526188
What are you, gay?
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>>4522110
keep posting horse cocks
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>>4526188
It’s just a fact of life here on /horse general/ wouldn’t be the same without it.
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>>4525912
Hawt
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>>4526268
they are pretty disgusting
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>>4525022
>can't add video to one of your playlists but can ~clip it~
Works on my machine.
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Is it possible to combine the functions of a broodmare and a racing mare in one horse? I mean, if you have a great racing mare and you regularly breed her and sell the foals, will she lose her racing qualities due to intermittent pregnancies?
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>>4526775
Humans and horses can't procreate
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>>4526804
That... wasn't the question.
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>>4526804
>We lost the knowledge for humans and horses to procreate
ftfy
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donkey
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>>4526804
I don't believe you.
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Tip of the nice mare-g
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>>4527572
Oh, that picture must have been taken in the spring. That horse is emerging from her underground den after hibernating for the winter and looks ready to snack on human kneecaps.
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Winter settles in, time for comfort food
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>>4522110
https://japanspectrum.com/2020/05/12/penis-transplant-ben-glabman/
I need it so bad
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>>4528749
Even if possible could your circulatory system even remotely support it?
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>>4528860
You just need more blood
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>>4528860
people still think a dick is literally filled with blood.
in reality there's some spongy material in there that gets inflated with blood. you don't need 10L to make a dick like that stand up.
a transplant like that is still a retarded idea.
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>>4528889
or better oxygenated artificial blood, if we're going into near future bullshit why not
>>4528904
>a transplant like that is still a retarded idea.
yeah can't see how it could possibly work, unless you could vat grow a human dna approximation to avoid rejection? Furries are a strange breed who knows what horrors await us

horse dongs belong on horses simple as
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>>4528907
or artificial horse blood
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>>4527614
Kek
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https://youtu.be/WIZ0wzBxh9U
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>>4529059
Cute foal. We're low on donkeys because the chinese keep eating their skin.
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I've finally gotten to meat a draft mare today, what's stopping you?
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>>4529187
Restraining order
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>>4529187
I meat mares literally every neigh of my live. Proud of ewe for realizing you can do the same.
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>>4529358
>the way that mare is plowing in there with absolute disregard
>the way she's moving in the bathroom
yep, that mare was deeply goncerned.
my first guess was new years fireworks or thunderstorm.
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>>4529430
Just had places to be. We all do sometimes.
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>>4529430
She was just trying to fix up her marekup, anon.
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big horse penis
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>>4508921
don't let /mlp/ see this
>>4514204
>cockington
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>>4529754
Don't let them see this either.
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>>4529755
lewd
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Donkey foal in the timeout corner
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>>4529815
I take it it's there for being [spoiler]an ass[/spoiler]
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>>4529815
>ears scanning behind
Bad foal!
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>>4529815
The council of donks disapproves of this action.
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HOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HORRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>4530025
Wow he's literally me.
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>>4529577
When the horse dick is out like that for no apparent reason it’s a bad sign. Horses don’t get an erection just by looking at mares or anything like that. In the stables that I house my horse, there used to be a horse with the dick out and it turned out to be an infection. The vet had to cut off the penis to save the animal.
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>>4530031
stop trying to trick anons into emasculating their stallions
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>>4530031
This is one of the most elaborate trollposts since the laying down thing
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>>4530031
Bullshit. Horses frequently have erections, and masturbate. Nice b8 m8.
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It's over, the foals cometh.
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>>4530365
kneez
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the future is now
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>>4530105
I have ridden horses regularly for half a decade and not once have I seen a horse with a random erection while prepping/walking around. Not even when mares are around, like I said.
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>>4530699
>makes up "facts" because he lives around literal low test horses
sheath doesn't automatically mean "stallion". you probably live in an area where 99% are gelded, which means no balls. there are also areas where they train stallions really early on to not let it out even by slapping on the dick with a riding whip because yeah, they are that deranged.
if it doesn't get aired frequently, smegma will build up in abnormal amounts. that's also why you see so many talk about "removing beans" and washing the dick. all that shit is normally not needed at all but is a result of modern horse ownership.
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You guys just can't stop talking and thinking about horse dongs.
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Have you prepped your horse for the apocalypse yet?
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>>4530937
This but horse pussy
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>>4530779
of the three geldings i've known only one had zero libido
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>>4530981
Police horse training? Around here they’re cops who also happen to be horse people with their own horses on their own acreages. The Service will issue them uniform tack and has a deal for stabling at the local racetrack but it’s a surprisingly DIY affair. Still seems like a cool job patrolling parks and stuff rather than typical daily grind of copping.
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>>4530981
what if the horse is the apocalypse?
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>>4531036
Sir? Your horse... is overheating
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>>4531036
…the hell?!
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>>4531123
you've never seen horses procreate or the way the pop out of the ground in autumn?
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>>4531154
Oh right, horse spores my bad
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Oh horse butt only you understand me..
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>>4531036
hooo...
horse sporse. don't breathe this!
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>>4531198
It is a privilege to be a human male, who is accepted by a big herd, to be allowed to also do this. No kicking, no ears in the neck drama. Just living life, connecting with more than just the same species. Communicating by body language, across species. I can walk between, across, behind and underneath them all without harm.. And it gives me a peace of mind, more than my human live could give me. To be trusted, to be accepted. No language barrier. More than human.

Do you know how it feels to be challenged for a fight in the ranks by a beta stallion, how it feels to be rightfully kicked in the leg.. To work your way up in a herd. To get to sleep between the horses, and not be trampled in your most defenseless moments. To hug, but also to fight for your rank. To be protected from fighting stallions, by the other members of the herd. To be accepted by the leaders of the herd. To care for the alpha stallion, and have him by your side, and his approval as one of the herd.

It is an honor to remove irritating parasites and plant matter from manes and ears. It gives great pleasure to free those who do not have hands, from itches and pests they cannot reach.
I am one with the herd, accepted by the herd. And it is a place I am proud of.

One of the most memorable moments was when one of the mares was giving birth, and the herd was literally pushing me to be part of the moment. The foal that mare gave birth to, grew up to bite a few holes in my jacket, but after a few years of learning, he is an aspiring stallion who is the first one to run to me when I meet them again.

In short, horses are great. And their mental capacities will surprise you.
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>>4530779
>you probably live in an area where 99% are gelded
The majority are castrated, yes, but it’s not like that. I’d say it’s around 70% for the gelded horses. I myself own one stallion and one castrated horse.
> there are also areas where they train stallions really early on to not let it out even by slapping on the dick with a riding whip because yeah, they are that deranged.
I find it hard to believe that the entire bloody region does that, specially because I have attended multiple training sessions of the younger stallion back when it was a colt and I’ve never seen that.
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>>4503376
Bane?
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>>4531553
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Goshiiii
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sharing breath
sharing food
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>>4532257
vicious
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>>4522734
glue
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Magnetic water
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>>4532680
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When you talk to a horse do you ever get a feeling they know more than they're letting on?
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Anyone knows decent horse channels on youtube, bros?
When I search something it always a whole page of chink and pajeet bot channels
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>>4533213
there's a bunch of farrier channels which are comfy (and a bit disgusting) watching
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>>4522609
>I went to school as a kid
Good for you anon :)
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>>4526775
She's bred and the foals are sold after she retires. It's why race mares dont have a very long racing career.
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>>4530031
Every gelding/stallion that I've ever groomed has had an erection during grooming at least once. Often more than that. Its perfectly natural. Stop spreading rumours anon.
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>>4533231
it's not like it doesn't happen for males of other mammalian species
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>>4505164
Your mom is a horse.
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>>4533231
give them some tugging as a reward
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If a horse has an erection they die. It's just the whey they're made.
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>>4533468
they're like decapodians. they all mate once in a big orgy, the mare laying a large clutch of eggs that the stallion then fertilizes. the ordeal spells the end of both sire and dam
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>>4533468
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>>4533163
Always.
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>>4529754
>dont let them see it
Too late anon.
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>>4511191
severe case of aussie accent
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>>4531798
I love you goshiposter
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>>4533231
Maybe horses just find you particularly sexy, ever considered that?
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>>4533213
I enjoy watching Friesian Horses.
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>>4533213
Stable Horse Training is my number one go-to, hands down.
Educational, and very kind to his horses
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>>4533436
Exactly. While anon is correct in that if it's out of its sheath near constantly then something is probably wrong, at the end of the day a horse is an animal. Animals get erections. If an animal getting an erection without mating was a death sentence then we wouldn't have come (lol) very far.
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>>4534100
huhuh.. erect
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apparently this year there's an international equestrian tournament fairly close to where I live
can you just go there and look at the horses or would people think it's weird if you're not actively riding yourself?
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>>4534244
people interested in horses at an equestrian event? preposterous!
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>>4534244
All horse people are weird. And when everyone is weird, no one is.
Plus I think the whole point of those is specifically to observe. You might even meet the horse girl (not an actual horse, unless...?) of your dreams.
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>>4534343
>horse/girls
why not both?
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>>4534244
Most of those events have a horse guard at the entrance. Their job is to keep out undesirables such as horse comic collectors, hoof fetishists, oats solicitors, squash soup salesmen, those afflicted with mare madness, and horse """enthusiasts""". If you think you can sneak by them then go ahead.
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Hey guys I was wondering what the current state of Horse lineages/breeds is
Seeing as we've stopped needing horses, how many horse breeds have been lost?
Do we only have race horses and ponies these days?
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>>4534390
If you can, support draft horses. They need our help the most.
There are some attempts to bring them back under the green craze guise (they do not damage the forest while doing forest work like heavy machinery does) they still keep vanishing. Huge horses are costly to maintain so if nothing changes soon they will be gone in the near future.
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>>4534390
there's plenty of draft horse breeds. my friend has a big calm gelding that loves pulling things [spoiler]and scritches[/spoiler]
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Forest_Horse
>only 88 stallions left
>and that was in 2017

F
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>>4534244
The lie detector they hook you up to when they ask if you like horses the normal amount is just for show. It's inadmissible in horse court.
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>>4534363
This guy gets it. Saved.
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>>4534363
Everyone knows the guards save aside "enthusiasts" until the end of their shift. They're tough and they do a hard job, so they often need to blow off some steam at the end of the day if you know what I mean.
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my wife is very innocent
>bob here has sweet itch
>he is allergic to fly bites and is just a generally itchy fella
>he keeps biting at his legs
>wife decides that his boots don't cover enough skin
>cheapest socks on the internet

bob is a programmer now :)
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>>4534654
>Tranny programmer stallion
It would be funnier if it wasnt so fucking cursed
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>>4534654
how dare you deadname this beautiful mare
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>>4534634
>so they often need to blow off some steam at the end of the day if you know what I mean.
Like this?
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>>4534883
Foal
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>>4534252
>>4534343
hah okay, maybe a stupid question but I've only ever been at events where I (at some point) played the sport myself or with a friend who did
>>4534363
oh no...



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