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Why are cheetahs the most gorgeous of all the big cats? What was evolution trying to maximize for here?
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>>4469563
>cheetahs the most gorgeous of all the big cats?
Not even close. Cheetahs have cow hocks and the curvature of their spine reminds me of goofy-ass cartoon horses.
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>>4469605
The absolute audacity. Snow leopards could never hope to compete with the supermodels of the cat world. And cow hocks! You're lucky that cheets are the nicest of the big cats or you'd probably be at risk of being slightly abraded by their non-retractible blunt claws.
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>overly lanky
>weak head
>facial expression that makes it look like it is worried that it is going to shit itself 24/7
Cheetah is easily the ugliest of all big cats.
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>>4469605
Sneps are overrated tbdesu. They have pretty eyes and coats but their faces are chubby and goofy looking
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>>4469635
Faggot twink cat roflmfao
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>>4469605
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>>4470031
what did he see?
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>>4470031
Why did he do it?
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>>4470040
I think that it was the camera
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all cats hansome (even linoms)
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>>4470263
I would gladly accept the death that would follow slapping a big cat's cat belly once.
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>>4469737
>t. jealous member of the genus panthera
You wish your ladies had legs like this, you oversized housecat
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>>4470312
And cheetahs wish that they wouldn't get wrecked by pretty much everything bigger than a crow.
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>>4469563
Cheetas aren't big cats.

>What was evolution trying to maximize for here
Running speed in a straight line. How do you not know that?
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>>4470417
>Running speed in a straight line.
Come to think of it, why Panthera hasn't produced any cats that specialize in being fast bois, while the puma lineage has produced two (cheetahs and now extinct American cheetahs)? Is it because they're already so well adapted to taking down medium and large prey that specializing for speed would be a hindrance?
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>>4470431
>why Panthera hasn't produced any cats that specialize in being fast bois
Itr's a shitty niche. One species is extinct and the other one is inbred, endangered and is being used as nature's punching bag.
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>>4469655
Imagine if these critters were truly domesticated
the possibilities.............
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>>4470809
That's INTERESTING. Would you mind not explaining those possibilities?
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>>4470312
*Laughs in Machairodontinae*
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>>4469563
>What was evolution trying to maximize for here?
The sexiest living being for straight human males. God made them like that for the personal enjoyment of humans. It's a shame we aren't taking advantage of that gift. I myself would fuck a female cheetah until my dick got semi-burned from the acidity of her vaginal fluids. Then I'd finger her g spot lovingly yet violently until she passed out from the orgasms. And of course it'd be a romantic act, since I would obviously love her more than anything. After the sex I'd cuddle her until she woke up in my arms and I'd give her much needed water to make up for the water she lost from all the sweating and squirting.
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>>4469635
FUCK I have to stop using 4chan. I just lost my no fap streak. OP's image was hard enough to resist but yours made me coom harder than I thought it was possible.
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>>4470811
Head scratches, cuddling, belly rubs, perfectly legal acts of animal husbandry....y'know in order to ensure the health of this new breed of domestic pumas...
"Breeding Wellness Exams", "Artificial Insemination" All perfectly legal, nothing else going on behind closed doors, on my own private property...
No. It's not suspicious at all that my female puma is particularly affectionate with & protective over me. Stop being a schizo. Take your meds.
Only innocent heavy petting fren. Although *hypothetically* if anyone wanted to do anything gross with their puma or anything like that.
It's not like anyone would *have* to know. Opsec & all jazz.....
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>>4470407
cheetahs are good at exactly 2 things: running fast and looking pretty. Everything else is up for debate, but those two are indisputable.
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>>4469563
It's a combination of faggot brain and coincidence. In this case the possession of the faggot brain is you, and the coincidence is the cheetah's appearance (and your faggot brain being present at the same time).
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>>4470811
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>>4469635
stop talking to yourself zoophile
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>>4469735
They're all dumb looking, let's be honest here.
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>>4472200
Let's be real here, most members of the order Carnivora look dumb. Basically, canines, mustelids, hyenas, and civets are the only groups that tend to produce good looking species consistently, with the rest of them being on average pretty bad looking.
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>>4472310
This is the most pleb opinion I've read in a long time
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>>4472200
>>4472310
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>>4472417
The spotted hyena might be the ugliest of hyenas, but it still looks better than like half of big cats.
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>>4472417
>we wuz catdogs n shiet
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>>4472471
hyenas are dogcats
foxes are catdogs
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>cheetahs
Bros...
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>>4469563
King coming through, sorry cheetahcel
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>>4472813
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>>4472815
Unironically how do we stop these beautiful creatures from going extinct. It's over for planet Earth.
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>>4472310
>mustelids
true
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>>4472815
I love tigers
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>>4472447
Could you be any more wrong?
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>>4469563
based taste. cutest + fastest >>> all
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>>4472843
You don't live on a planet and don't worry they're gonna be alright
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>>4472925
When it comes to big cats, only cougars, snow leopards, and jaguars look better than spotted hyena desu. Lions look like utter shit, tigers are a bit better (great striped pattern, but I don't like how their heads look), regular leopards just feel like a shittier version of jaguars, and cheetahs are basically just gay twin fuckboi version of leopards. Meanwhile, spotted hyenas are mostly brought down by their goofy as fuck ears and the fact that, thanks to their status as overgrown civets, they live deep in the "canine but not" uncanny valley.
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>>4472815
Master race reporting in
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>>4472860
so uh, what does that behavior actually mean?
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>>4472860
GOD
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>>4472860
I know who this dude is. He has a youtube channel. He even sleeps with his cheetah harem like a gigachad. You just know what happens off camera. Luckiest guy in the world.
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>>4474352
"I want your babies" behavior
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>>4475504
Or puppies, whatever sounds best to you.
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>>4472310
>>4473109
Unusual but interesting tastes.
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>>4475504
That's a boy cheetah.
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>>4475554
I guess he's not opposed to tranny cheetahs.
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>>4475554
All cheetahs are girls anon
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>>4471135
Heads are too tiny to have any real chomping power behind their jaws. Legs and arms too lean and slender to hold any real shredding power.

Even hyenas outdo them in the chomping power department. What a cheetah lacks in ferociousness they make up for in cuteness. They even meow and purr like kitty cats. Can a leopard do that? No.
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>>4475717
The only flaw they have is their tongues have tiny hooks that feel scratchy. I know their purpose is to help rip the flesh from their victims but it's a flaw because it goes against their true purpose. That cheetah enjoyer posted earlier must have a hardened skin due to so much licking all over his body.
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>>4469635
>>4470312
They have exaggetated proportions, like a cartoon, they're lanky, they have cow hips and their curved backs look ridiculous. I cannot see a cheetah without thinking of dumb cartoon gorses.
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is this a zoo thread? feels like a zoo thread
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>>4475854
>gorses
fuck lmao, you know what I meant
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>>4475854
They're not that exaggerated. And their backs look curved in a number of the photos in this thread because they're usually photographed when they're doing something like stretching. Most big cats, most cats really, look like that at least some of the time. I won't even justify the cow hips comment with a response, don't be mean to cheetos for no reason.
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>>4476853
case in point, here's a tiger doing the same thing.
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>>4472843
Considering there are more in private captivity in the United States than anywhere else in the world, I think they're doing just fine.
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My favorite animal. Sad how much /an/ bullies them.
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>>4477179
Animals should be free. Might as well be extinct if your entire existence is being gawked at in a zoo
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>>4477221
Would you visit a zoo if it meant an opportunity to see your favorite animal in person?
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>>4477192
so graceful
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>>4476855
the difference is that the tiger doesn't look retarded like a cartoon
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>>4477374
I visited a zoo last year and it was a terrible experience. There were thousands of loud morons bothering the poor animals. Tigers need hundreds of square kilometers to be happy.
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>it's another goddamn zoophile thread
I fucking this site and everyone on it.
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>>4477190
look at that fat fat fatty fat cheetah! He needs to go on a diet if he wants to impress any of his cheetah friends.
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Not even close.
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>>4477623
>one anon randting about how cheetahs suck because they have "cartoonish proportions"
>another anon brings up lynxes
Lol, lmao even
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Peasant cheetah go home
King Cheetah rules
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>>4477738
What about spotless cheetahs? That's right folks, they exist
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Do clouded leopards count as "big" cats? They're about 20kg, so much, much larger than a housecat or American lynx, but not close to the size of a cheetah. They're about the same as Eurasian lynx. And they're fucking awesome looking, IMO.
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>>4478127
>Eurasian lynx
That is your typical medium cat.
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>>4469655
Yum, I love me some cougar pussy.
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>>4470809
Actually Tigers are well on their way to domestication. There's currently more captive tigers in America than then all of the wild. Ancient Romans had them, and if any their lineages have survived I'm guessing they'd be reasonably tame.
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>>4477460
What's wrong with zoophilia? Are you mad because you can't get laid or something? Don't be jealous of people who can enjoy their relationships with animals. You're just mad because you don't have the same options.
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>>4478207
>50lbs
>medium cat
Uhuh.
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>>4477201
Cheetah cubs are so fucking goofy it's unreal
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why are they so cute
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>>4478936
such bad parents they evolved to look like badgers to deter predators.
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>>4478078
I can definitely see the resemblance to a cougar. It makes sense since they're related.
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I'll post some pictures of cheetos when I get home
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>>4469563
Speed. And speed is always sexy.
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>>4469563
Let's ask a LLM, shall we?
>Question: Logically, why would an hypothetical male human be attracted to female big cats, specifically cheetahs?
>Answer: A hypothetical male human may be attracted to female big cats, specifically cheetahs, based on certain physical and behavioral characteristics that humans generally find sexually attractive in potential partners. Cheetahs are known for their sleek, slender bodies and striking spots, which could potentially be appealing to some humans. In addition, cheetahs are known for their speed, agility, and strength, which could be perceived as desirable qualities in a potential partner.

>>4481147
ChatGPT seems to agree with you.
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>>4480852
It's not even really the parents' fault, cheets get absolutely mogged by every single other predator on the continent. Even a single African wild dog would absolutely destroy an adult cheetah, let alone a baby. The only thing that would happen if the parents tried to protect their kids is they would die first.

I love them to death for a variety of reasons, but they really are pretty awful predators.
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>>4469563
Look at the waistline on >>4469635 and tell me that any sane man on earth wouldn't, I dare you.
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big cats can be nice but none of them beat out normal domestic cats
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>>4481624
Cheetahs have the most successful predation attempts on prey then any other big cat. They just aren't built to fight other predators over their kills. Leopards are bigger, tougher, and far more agile in trees and ambush attackers, hyenas are bigger and come in fuck massive packs, Lions need no explanation and wild African dogs come in packs as well.
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>>4478383
>Wordswordswordswords
Cut longways and post a pic please and thank you.
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>>4477460
oh god bros I just wanna fuck a CHEETAH so bad I just wanna STRIP my own dick & place it INSIDE of The Dog
Imagine crawl inside of a Horse VITAL WOMB™to drink-OFF all the fluids from the insideoutsidinsidousidesideinsightoutisdesisidei
Outside-In-Rightside-Out, then back right in again for seconds!!!
Frankly I think you're just jealous that I Fuck My Own Cat.
That you don't ever get anyadat **Sweet Animal Pussy** dat GRIP n dont stop til u SLOP SLOP SLOP
Remember kids, don't be like dis *goy* o'er 'ere
Be like the KKKool kids at the proverbial table & **FUCK YOU OWN DOG** today!
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>>4484682
>>>/wsg/5041095
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>>4469605
I love snow leopards. They stand out among big cats visually and with personality.
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I'll just repeat what I said earlier, and I'm not arguing one way or the other for fucking big cats. There is NO way they're big enough to fit a human. And I don't practically see how you would do it anyways unless you have like an exotic animals license or some shit and you live alone on an isolated farm.
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>>4485192
there's more things you can do than just that, though
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>>4485220
Hugging and kissing? Sure.
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>>4485192
Then there are swedish studies and pictures that suggest otherwise

we may never know
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>>4485570
That's interesting. I was thinking more the width or their ability to stretch around it.. I don't actually know though. If someone brave enough has done a lioness or other big cat it must be a closely guarded secret.
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>>4485637
Lion dicks look thin af.
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>>4478127
There is some confusion because big cats has two meanings, some people use it as a pantherinae synonym while some use it in its litteral meaning.
Clouded leopards are small pantherinae just like pumas are big felinae.
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>>4469563
To seduce human men obviously
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>>4486933
how do you think they'd do that?
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>>4487427
Big cats do that just by existing
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>>4487471
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>>4475723
>Even hyenas outdo them in the chomping power department.
don't they outdo even big cats when it comes to bite force? with them being able to crush bones
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L... Lewd!
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>>4489092
I wish there was a living creature that loved me enough to literally tackle me just to cuddle.
but meanwhile I haven't even been hugged in an actual decade
It hurts bros...
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>>4469563
based taste. They really are the best looking cats out on the savannah, probably up there on my list of favorite animals as well. They're missing some of that "I'm going to murder you" vibe that lions and tigers have as well, which almost makes me feel like it'd be a good idea to pet one.
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>>4478383
Chat GPT wrote this.
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>>4487471
>>4489092
>>4489525
Hey any big cat lovers here, please feel free to contact me on telegram. I got something I think you'll like. Btw it's easy to use a online burner phone number.
t.me/Cwbi6
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I love cheetos
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>>4490098
w-what are we gonna do on the bed anon?
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>>4484981
Triple Gigaplex Omega-Based
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>>4490174
is it normal to find these critters prettier than the vast majority of human women you know irl?
asking for a friend
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>>4490471
no, but (you)r friend is in good company.
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>>4490471
Even women try to emulate big cat traits to look better so your friend is in good company.
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>>4490621
(my friend says) thanks anons
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>>4490174
i fucking melt every single time when i see these cute fuckers
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>>4490174
Make a new family.
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>>4469563
>What was evolution trying to maximize for here?
Spots.
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Imagine the paw/hand holding
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I need a question answered for science. Do cheetahs have dewclaws on their back paws?
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how are we doing today /an/
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>>4491885
It doesn't actually look like it, there aren't a ton of clear pictures of their back paws and from what I can see there aren't any on any of the skeletons I can find online.
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>>4492011
Thank you! I read so many articles and none of them explicitly said that they didn't have 4 of them. 2 just makes more sense, so having someone else vaildate that helps.
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>>4491910
Pretty okay, didn't want to go to work today, got a cheetah charcoal painting from a friend. Almost time to go home, the weather is nice. All in all a good day so far.
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>>4492266
good to hear anon. mind posting the painting? i think it's appropriate enough for this thread
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>>4492610
Sure, I will take it out of the frame and take a picture tomorrow, (the light isn't good right now)
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>>4492658
>>4492610

Here you go!
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>>4469563
>>4469635
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>>4481389
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>>4487427
>>4490101
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>>4491910

cant wait to have a fat wank of my giant shaggy cock to this southeast saharan fap fuel bg cheers for the thread, those arched backs, beautiful amber eyes, those svelte big cat bodies, can't wait 2 more months until i can afford my african holiday to plow some torturously tight acinonyx vagina dont care doesnt matter if i catch feline herpes il will have my dreams come to fruition

>you wouldnt fuck a cheetah
fuck off
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>>4493055
pasta??
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>>4493055
ok bro
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>>4493045
dam that look so sick!
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>>4493055
SAFARI PUSSY
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>>4493055
Nigger what?
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>>4491910
87.45.71.104
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>>4493073
Thanks!
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>>4493077
dubs of truth, safari pussy is the best
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>>4493045
wow absolutely beautiful anon. thanks for sharing!
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>>4493055
any species of cat large enough to actually take your dick is also a species large enough to maul you to death in less than a second, you realize
pic unrelated
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>>4469605
cow hocks are fucking hot dude, fuck off.
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>>4472310
>Canines
>Hyenas

dog-like snoots are fucking among the most ugly looking things that exist right next to horse's faces.
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>>4470825
I thought an EXTINCT bitch couldn't say shit. Literally all you got to show for yourself is fanart
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Caress of the Sphinx (also known as Art) is an 1896 painting by the Belgian Symbolist artist Fernand Khnopff (1858–1921) famed for its depiction of androgyny.[1] The work is an interpretation of the French symbolist painter Gustave Moreau's 1864 painting Oedipus and the Sphinx.It is pointed out in the book Enchanting David Bowie[5] that the album cover artwork by Guy Peellaert for the rock star's 1974 album Diamond Dogs possesses striking similarities to the painting.[6]

The painting plays an important part in the plot of the short story "The Caress" from the book "Axiomatic" of Greg Egan.

The painting is in the permanent collection of the Royal Museum of Fine Arts of Belgium in Brussels
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>>4493980
does this look like a thread for dogniggers?
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>>4470031
ok so 1) camera has weird light blinking and he does something he just has to do instinctually or 2) man understands whatever the fuck the camera is has a connection to humans and is a snitch and is trying to psych it out because fuck you why am I in jagger jail
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Anyone got male cheetah pics?
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>>4470031
Someone pulling its tail off-screen
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>>4494889
be nice, cheetahs and dogs are FRIENDS and jaguars aren't allowed in here until they learn to respect their life choices
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>>4494905
for real though, I'm sure most people here know this but cheetahs in zoos are so shy and neurotic that they're usually paired with dogs to help them mellow out.

Cheetahs evolved to be constantly on the alert and with all the noise and commotion in a zoo they can't relax long enough to eat or sleep which can cause serious life-threatening health problems. But a cheetah with a dog buddy can see that their friend is calm and relaxed which helps them understand that there's no danger and helps them to calm down. Isn't that adorable?
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>>4494905
I know, I know. Just making sure doganon knows that everything has to be in its proper place. You shouldn't open with antagonism
adorable pic btw
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>>4492610
"The body is round."
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>>4469563
Cheetahs are big cats but their not "big cats." Their skull shape gives it away. Same for pumas.
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>>4495308
big cats can mean members of the panthera genus or just colloquially cats bigger than a domestic cat
it's perfectly reasonable to refer to cheets as big cats, same as cougars, caracals, etc.
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have a cheeta
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>>4496617
god I wish
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Reminder that the primary reason they're not extinct yet is because human's realized they're adorable as hell and are trying to figure out how to breed them.

>>4494916
Seeing cheetah's in zoos and captivity meowing is one of the most hilarious things ever.
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>>4496685
>how to breed them
Hmm yes... There must be some way
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>>4496618
me in my yearbook photo
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>>4496617
Got the eyelashes and everything. Nature, what the fuck?
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>>4498237
my point exactly. clearly it was just meant to be.
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>>4470825
More like
>*Laughs in dead buck toothed genetic loser*
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>>4478936
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>>4500160
they can't even do a convincing angry face, I love these doofuses so much
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>>4500673
i mean, its a species who's primary manner of "Self defense" is literally "run the fuck away" and who can only kill animals because the prey is too stupid to stand its ground and kills itself with its own momentum on impact to the ground.
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>>4469563
they aren't even big cats, they're just small cats that happen to be big
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>>4503491
Sluts
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>>4469563
cheetahs are not big cats
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>>4477179
hope all those amerinegroes get eaten kek
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>>4470417
>>4495308
>>4503479
>>4503809
>
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>>4503744
I assume they weren't before but got properly "trained" (as they should) off camera.
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>>4503336
She's ready for her wedding.
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>>4503491
The madlad flexing on us with his wife.
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>>4503491
God I wish that was me
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>>4494916
Cheetah and Dogs are one of my favorite /an/ buddy stories alongside Badgers and Coyote & those tarantula and little frogs
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>>4503491
LIVING THE DREAM
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
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Is Tiger or Leopard vagina too tight/small to mate with a human male?
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>>4505206
There are some things we are never meant to know
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>>4505212
I can't accept that, some has to know!
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>>4505230
There are some studies and pictures that suggets it might be possible at least with lions and tigers but for obvious reasons it is a pipe dream.
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>>4475723
>even hyenas outdo them in bite strength
lol they outdo almost everything in bite strength, 1100 psi.
There are like 5 animals on earth with a stronger bite than hyenas and all of them, except the jaguar, are hundreds if not thousands of pounds heavier.
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>>4505212
and all the parts combine to one
and all of us around the sun
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>>4494916
thats actually really cool
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>>4505268
mind sharing the studies?
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>>4504203
>weren't before
You don't know how big cats act around human men do you?
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Are you guys all just memeing or do you actually want to fuck animals?
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>>4505961
>memeing
Lolno
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>>4505932
https://a-z-animals.com/blog/watch-a-lioness-save-her-zookeeper-when-the-male-lion-attacks-him-point-blank/
yeah
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>>4507666
WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE MEANT BY THIS???
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cats can be super protective and get upset if there's something wrong
seems that its female cats that do it more, tho
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>>4494905
Imagine the cookie/clam scisoring...
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>>4508089
can't say i've ever heard that euphemism for female feline genitalia. or any euphemism for feline genitalia period. weird.
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El gato grande
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What's the best feline mate for human males?
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>>4508696
smilodon
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>>4508707
Enough with this travel to mars and other bs research. We need Genetically engineered Smilodon Gf's now
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>>4508089
c-clam?
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Oh no, you are pinned down on your back by a lioness, it seems the only way to get out of this alive is by servicing her, your live being on the line should help you choose
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>>4509045
well... only if my life is on the line. well, guess it would depend...would she want me to use my hands or lips or properly breed her?
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>>4509045
Only apes mate face to face.
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>>4505932
>>4507666

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM-b8P1yj9w
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>>4510066
say what?
jump to 8:00m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7WJXdWdWL4
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>>4472860
Unzips dick.
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Now i'm not saying i would fuck a lioness missionary, but i'm not exactly saying i wouldn't
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>>4510066
well...i'll be darned
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>>4510563
meant to reply to >>4510219 sorry
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>>4510219
That is the face of NUT.
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Jealous?
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>>4510782
Do you think they... You know... With lost hikers
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>>4510969
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>>4510969
I wish i could browse /a/ and not have to put up with furfuckers
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>>4511894
>ask innocent question
>FURFUKERFURFUCKER
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>>4511894
Oops!
Cry some more
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>>4469563
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post the vid where cheetah lays on top of human
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>>4512130
Playboy Bunny of the year.
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>>4512128
Cute!
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>>4469605
>>4485185
based snow leopard appreciators
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>>4510969
Not only do I think that, I know it to be true with all my heart.
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>>4511901
>>4511963
Kill yourself worthless samefaggot fufaggot
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>>4510969
What are you talking about?
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>>4469563
>What was evolution trying to maximize for here?
Sexability
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big cat pretty
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Big cat pretty
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>>4504483
qrd on the badger/coyote and tarantula/frog buddy stories?
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posting in the cheetah thread.

i remember seeing some pictures of snow leopards or some similar chinese big cat, when they have their eyes wide wide open and are baring their fangs which are mesmerizing. cant find any though
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>>4513736
its this exact expression that you see the chinese represent in tiger masks usually but in a real photo. so cool
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>>4513736
you're not talking about this one huh?
>>4512136
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>>4513700
Badgers and coyote have been seen to team up when hunting prarie dogs with one at different ends of their tunnels. Badger can dig into the tunnels to flush them out and coyote can run them down.
The Tarantula/Frog thing is that a certain species of tarantula and frog were seen to have a friendly relationship, first noticed after scientist noticed the spiders grabbing the frogs but not eating them. Possibly the frogs don't taste good, possibly the frogs help eat things that threated spider eggs, we're not too sure. Pretty cool though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKgQj9b0b2w
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>>4469635
Cheetah's aren't big cats, they count as small because they can't roar and they can purr.
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>>4514342
They're big (hearted) cats
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>>4485185
Would you become a snow leopard? Not the feral kind.
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>>4477221
>Animals should be free

Hell yes, I hate paying for meat.
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>>4503809
for you
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animals are free, they don't cost anything out in the woods
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>>4515087
I wanna hug the murderkitty
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Bow down you ugly peasants
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>>4515087
Look at the size of its paws.
Man.
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>>4515847
Damn she's hot
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>>4515257
sorry anon, it's still cheetahs for me
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>>4515881
No wonder, with such a thick fluffy fur coat.
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>>4492610
disturbing lack of manul in this thread
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Cheetahs are so easy to get it's embarrassing

the elusive kings and queens would never
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>>4469563
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>>4517847
Only elusive because they're lazy fucks. It doesn't count as camouflage if you look like a fat rock
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>>4469563
What
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>>4518399
don't tell me you wouldn't if you had the chance
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>>4516999
Damn right, he gets it
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>>4511894
wrong board weeb this is /an/
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>>4471135
isnt that the whole point of this thread? that they are just purdy not necessarily the best hunters
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>>4522773
Not only are they not the best hunters, they are so bad at surviving in the wild that we practically HAVE to adopt and domesticate them to keep the species alive. Write your congress critter now anons, if we act fast then maybe our great grandchildren will have cheetah friends.
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>>4485185
>I love snow leopards. They stand out among big cats visually and with personality.
How is their personality different?
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Any good non-fiction books about wildcats? Pure info stuff instead of a narrative if possible.
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>>4523369
I'm also curious about this, considering how similarly-disposed little and big cats are generally.
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>>4469635
S-she's hot... slender legs... erotic...
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>>4525759
truly that's the cheetah's real gift, never mind their running speed.
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>>4525759
Tiger legs strong
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Hey guys, is there a comedic name like "Floppa" that I can give to cheetahs when I post them to my RW Telegram group? I want them to know that they're just as "based" as caracals.
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>>4526863
cheetoh
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>>4526863
Cheetos
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>>4518391
Biggest fuckin cope I've seen all day. By that logic, all a cheetah looks like is a few skinny blades of dry grass.
>>4493695
Yet the fanart is better-looking than any known cheetah, many such cases!
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>>4493045
Damn, your friend is good. Do they sell their art anywhere?
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>>4469563
>What was evolution trying to maximize for here?
speed
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>>4477190
Looks great with that long fur sticking out.
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I see your cheetah and raise you a humble Jaguar. When cheetahs are revered and feared to the point of having multiple gods depicted as them then we'll talk
>inb4 Mafdet
One goddess vs many gods and goddesses is not a fair fight
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>>4528008
They don't need to have multiple gods depicted as them, they just need to be hot. Get back to me when people are buying "jaguar print" hot pants.
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>>4528036
People buy leopard print far more than cheetah print. What is the leopard if not the jaguar's more reclusive little brother?
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>>4472860
unf
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>>4527818
He works on requests, mostly charcoal paintings (new ID because I'm on vacation)
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>>4528008
everyone knows cheets are genetically retarded and weaker compared to every member of panthera and even some members of felinae. we love them both in spite of and because of that fact. a jaguar is probably the least cuddly big cat when you get down to it.
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>>4529854
goddamnit wrong picture that i sent to /tv/ forgive me for my sins
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>>4469563
tigers are
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All of the big cats look pretty nice.
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>>4531402
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>>4531402
all of the big cats look nice, but cheetahs are sexy.
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>>4472860
Men only want one thing
And it's DISGUSTING
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>>4490074
Nice try officer
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>>4490074
Is it anything particularly recent or novel?
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I really cannot tell the difference between jaguars and leopards aside from the fact that jaguars have dots in the middle of their rosaries and leopards are a bit slimmer.
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>>4535624
There's a difference? I thought leopards were just another common name for puma/mountain lion/panther/etc.
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>>4535624
Jaguars have bigger, fewer rosettes while leopards have a greater number of smaller, clustered rosettes.



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