Deer and Deer Accessory thread
>>4417015I want to pet a deer
>>4417018It's a good feeling
>thread didn't even start yet>deer already on the bedsomeone's in a rush
>>4417014Deer are cute, but I catch myself hatching devious plans to kill the ones that eat my veggie garden.I'm just going to build a fence before spring comes around this year.
>>4417014I just realized there's a mirror attached to that bed
>>4417018They have rough, straw like fur and smell pretty bad no matter how clean they are. It's a kind of rotten musk smell that makes you want to back away.
>>4417250>that makes you want to back away.Nature knew exactly what it was doing
>>4417250How does their tongue feel?
>>4417084You must be growing some fine veggies if the deer want to eat them, a fence sounds like a good idea tho.
>>4417078>*neigh* what are we going to do on the bed?
>>4417432I try. It also gets very dry in the summer, so my green garden is like an oasis for those assholes.
>>4417014What do deer accessories look like?
>>4418837Putting on a doe show
>>4417014>stuffed animals>cpap machine>strategically placed mirrorThere is more we haven’t seen.
>>4418128Various potions that force deer to show up in your chambers
>>4417449Animal has no definite in its face. Like a pitbull, fur laid over a skeletal blob.
>>4419800I mean definition*
>>4419281>Potion seller, I am going into season and I require your strongest deer potions.
>>4417014>Deer and Deer Accessory threadaight
Deer snouts make good chew treats for dogs
>>4419914Ears too
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>>4418837
>>4419894Useful when you have lots of grocery bags.
>>4418128Butt out 2 big game dressing tool.
>>4420531Oh man, that's so cute.
>>4419925Mmmm paper
>>4420531They're Literally Just Dogs
>>4420531man, that doe is SO pissed that the guy is messing up that PERFECT LEAVE PILE
>>4421542does /k/ really
>>4421554leaf pile even*
deer are stupid idiots
>>4421555Would be the same without the transformation tho. Personally, I hope a good doe scent will do the trick, had bad luck up until now.
>>4419911>>4419917>Assquatch.jpgTop Kek
>>4422726She's breaking in!
I had one in my headlights a few hours ago. On the side of the road, in the spotlight, a doe squatted and urinated at about 30ft from me. Had a stare off with my headlights. When I turned them off, she initially sped off, but came back just 5 minutes later. Closing in, I spooked her at about 6 feet by telling her she was brave, meeting a scary human.Left her some salty snacks, away from the road.Had a meet and greet with some highland cows, they were skiddish, was a bit sketchy. Saw "my" herd of semi wild cows as well, got to spend a while near them, their smell probably masking my human scent. By doing that, got to see a few deer grazing up close. Without the cows, they'd sped off without me knowing about it.Next to the deer and the cows, got to pet a friendly bull as well, no kicks or hornplay, so that went well. Bit of an understatement to say it went well. Anyhoo, deer. They are cute.
