This is my favorite birb, they are big, cute and they bow to show affection.
they can fall in love with humans and want to be your birdwife
>>4367150Does anybody know where I could happen to find one of these so called birbs? Asking for a friend
>>4367123That goes for most birds
>>4367123I wouldn't mind to have a birdwife, hehe.
theyh ave really pretty feathers
>>4367123>>4369210[spoiler]Cloaca too small.[/spoiler]>>4369793They are very pretty birds overall, really.
>>4365829parrots are still the coolest present day birds
>>4369801big enough for rub and lick
>>4369801To be honest, Anon, I'd rather have a cloaca.Not that I have gender dysphoria or anything, I just believe they have their advantages.
>>4371647Mfw when I enter cool bird thread and there's zoophiles
>>4373048you just replied to one
>>4365829>grown man using the word "cute"
>>4367123Honestly wouldn't be too bad having a birdwife if she brings you regurgitated fish for dinner everyday
Why is their bill scabby/flaky?
>>4365829literal fuckin dinosaur. 2/10. parrots and eagles are much better
>>4388461>using dinosaur as a negative
cool birb i like
Nice birdFuck furries
>>4392463Dumb bird can't swallow
>>4392772That bird picked up a bit more than a gallon of water and swallowed a third of it.
I can't be the only person with an urge to sand down a shoebill's beak so it's smooth and then put a coat of lacquer over it, right?
>>4388870What bird is this
>>4365829Don't they begin life by murdering their siblings?
>>4394294I feel the need to clean them up but not put lacquer on. Sanding and polishing should be enough.
Lakes is a state in South Sudan. This is their flag.
Why do the look either goofy as shit or cool as fuck?
>>4369801I don't speak from experience but the size shouldn't be a problem.>>4369210Bring her a lot of plants for her nest.
>>4408000Fucking majestic [spoiler]and nice trips[/spoiler].
>bow to show affectionReminds me of Buckbeak. Even same color and patern on feathers.
>>4408000Kazuya Mishina looking bird
>>4365829Looks like Brie Larson
>>4367123Do they want to mate with their human husband tho?
>>4424570if they do, they do
>>4424570They can get pretty aggressive about it if you don't reciprocate.
>>4426961Even when he's in inferiority, the swan remains arrogant.
>>4377930>no fun allowedDie
>>4377930>having such a fragile ego you refuse to use certain words
>>4388154>me avoiding saying goodbye to everyone at the party
>>4430541You'd think a bird that size would need to get some speed before taking off, yet somehow they can do a straight liftoff.
>>4439932Sweet!I wonder if a cloacal photo of one exists.
>>4365829They are all also guilty of killing their siblings.
>>4424570They absolutely do and shoebills are not the only one, many other birds may form a mating bond to its human caretaker as well. They actually get really horny towards you when they’re in the mood and will try to dry-hump you even.
I want to fuck a shoebill
>>4440836She's so cute
>>4445594Reminds me of the bubble pig
Evil looking creature
>>4448495That's what makes them so cool.
>>4367165Uh, I thought these lived in India.
>>4449044you'd reciprocate, right /an/?
>>4367123You ruined this wholesome thread faggot kys
>>4377930Sub-adults are too immature to comprehend cuteness.
>>4377930>grown manWhat are you basing that information on? In reality I'm a 6 year old girl.
>>4377930What word should then, you stupid fag?
The majestic, beautiful, intimidating, awe-inspiring, menacing, cute, lovely, goofy, silly shoebill. All these words can be used to describe them without being mutually exclusive. How can any other birds even compete?
>>4365829pretty cool dinosaur
>>4388461dinosaur fucking coolcaveman raise hand at dinosaurnot kill caveman if show respectmodern civilian ungrateful
>>4483058he looks extra fluffy.
>>4369210Kill yourself degen
I actually live near Kakegawa Kachoen where there is a very friendly shoebill.I can upload some photos if people want them.
>>4492211Would be nice
that's a dinosaur what the fuck
>>4366922PIC RAW AS FUCK
Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.C.S. Lewis
>>4492211>if people want themTake a wild guess, man.Also checked.
scrooge mcduck looking birds
>>4434840Did you HEAR?Ya, I HEARD!I KNOW, rite?YA!
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