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Everyone always says my dog looks like she's part coyote. The shelter said part german shepherd and part husky, which sounds like a reasonable guess to me. Am I just coping that she's not coyote, or are people just retards?
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>>4360163
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I'd think about getting a DNA test, except I think it's pretty much a waste of money for a mutt that's fixed.

Maybe I should get her fur colored neon?
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>>4360163
>>4360167
>>4360174
She can be part whatever, but she's 100% CUTE, and that's what matters.
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looks so weak to be a GSD
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>>4360163
Your dog is the product of hundreds of years of selective breeding designed solely on the objective of making her pretty
Thousands of ugly dogs didn't get to reproduce and we're put down because it wasn't worth it to keep them alive
She is not a coyote, she is factory made to perfection, the result of a beautiful machine that turns everything around it into something that can feed our vanity like God intended
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>>4360182
This is what dogcucks come up with when they see a dog that hasn’t been inbred down into a slavish shit eating barker?
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>>4360186
>>4360182
now i know this is a larp thread
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>>4360177
>>4360182
Thanks

>>4360178
She also doesn't have the smarts of a GSD either. She's cute and nice, but dumb as a brick. My other dog is pretty smart, and lazy. He's much lower maintenance, but he thinks he's a lapdog.

>>4360189
No larp, at least on my end. I can't be held accountable for the shitposts of others.
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>>4360186
I only get dogs from award winning breeders
My last dog lived 17 years and was strong enough to break steel chains and jump waist high doors right until he passed
He was able to catch birds mid flight, fucking magnificent
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>>4360199
That doesn’t make it less of a pathetic deformed slave animal

As a cat person I only respect huskies and wolfdogs. Dog “people” will seethe.
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>>4360218
My slave had a backyard 5 times as big as your house to run and play full of as many birds as he could slaughter,he was walked three times a day to a massive park were he was allowed to run free until he got tired, he was fed beef and vegetables, probably ate better than you eat
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Looks like a German Shepherd and a husky. Littlest hobo GS with the inverted mask.
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>>4360225
I'm Donald Trump. Dogs suck.
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>>4360225
>backyard 5 times as big as your house
Lmfao what kind of cope metric is this?
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>>4360297
i grew up in a home in a neighborhood that used to rural, most of the land got subdivided, houses got built and sold but the state had been in my family for a long ass time. It originally even had a second two story house we took down, im not sure why they originally built it.
point being it is not rare to see massive houses there, mine wasnt exactly massive especially because it got turned into two different houses one for my mother and one for my uncle but we kept the backyard which was most of the block
We sold it after my mom and my uncle got into a fight, its now two big tower blocks
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>>4360218
>As a cat person
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>>4360302
so a big cope metric
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>>4360163
jut say it's a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saarloos_wolfdog

who gives a fuck?

110% gute Wolf though/10
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>>4360174
>Maybe I should get her fur colored neon?
There was some lady that tried this with her dog and it wound up getting burned so severely they had to take it to the er.
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>>4360479
>Say it's a dog that is illegal for a good fucking reason
Wolfdogs will treat humans as prey. Good way to get your dog killed. A lot of people have gotten regular ass huskies euthanized lying like this, and convinced even more retards that every regular ass husky or GSD is a wolf or coyote leading them to shooting escaped pets on sight out of pure low IQ NPC fear.

It's sad for everyone evolved because these same retards scared of the wolfdogs retards lie into existence will still "rescue" actual inherently dangerous dogs like shitbulls. Everyone loses. Good dogs are killed and displaced by subcanines, toddlers are mauled at a rate higher than random chance.
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>>4360182
dogfags are fucking strange
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>>4360603
That's like what a catfag thinks about dogs. There's this persistent belief among catfags that dogs are artificial creations and "ruined mutants" and cats are willing companions. However, both animals self-domesticated before humans understood agriculture.

Dogs just look like that naturally. It's a regular ass dog. Humans have to purposefully fuck them up to make them ugly. Animals are naturally good looking and too much deviation from the natural state is a sign of disease. Genetic disease.

Who creates the worst diseases? Man.
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>>4360606
purebred cats are so traumatizing to look at I think anyone with good sense blacks out the memory and pretends they don't exist
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>>4360606
Cat domestication doesnt predate agriculture
Fool
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>>4360611
It does. The current timeframe shows that cat domestication could have started several thousand years before agriculture, in areas that didn't have agriculture yet - and they were domesticated more than once. As long as humans had somewhat static settlements there was a possible habitat for cats and not all pre-agricultural people were purely nomadic. It's possible for hunter-gatherers without agriculture to live alongside a body of water and for ma permanent settlement there.

Cats like fish.

This means that man has likely had some connection to keeping cats as friends for nearly as long as we've been buddies with wolves, and if you don't like cats you're part of some terrible untermensch that just stole advanced ideas from better people.
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>>4360218
cat larper kek. it's so fucking pathetic
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>>4360607
looks better than the majority of bully breds and pugs
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>>4360622
Ok ill take your word for it, anon with a high school level communication style on 4channel
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why is there always larpers trying to start console wars here? is the board really that dead to schizopost all the time?
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>>4360635
>dead
>schizoposts all the time
it cant be both
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>>4360635
it's birdfag
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>>4360637
>board so dead schizo to schizopost to get some traffic in threads
yeah it can be
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People are just ignorant. Agouti coloration is mistaken for non-domestic canines.
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>>4360633
I flunked the only english/lit related course I couldn't avoid taking and still got a masters in CS and a bachelors in math. Prescriptive language be fag shit and i expect you to interpret things with more flexibility than a computer.
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>>4360642
I can interpret what youre saying just fine i just think your point is retarded
Trying to prove something with words like "could" and "probably" doesnt really fall into the realm of prescriptive language fag shit, it just makes you look foolish
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>>4360649
Pascal’s wager. If you hate cats you gain nothing or look like an ass. If you love cats you gain nothing or look like a saint.
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>>4360721
Damn
Id call you a bot but bots can usually produce something this pseudointellectual in less than an hour
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>>4360733
Schizophrenic.
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>>4360821
Tyoical bot tier gaslight reply.
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>Everyone always says my dog looks like she's part coyote

Dumbasses will say their dog is "part fox" just because it has orange fur. This coloration is common to many canines. No coyote needed.
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>>4360163
That's just the agouti coat type. It can be presented in various breeds. Makes some dogs look wolf-like.
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>>4363173
Some may look more wolf-like than others.
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Your dog looks tired (of you?)
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>>4360163
Looks like a Husky mutt
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>>4360302
who
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hey anons check out this coyote I saw on youtube look at his super funny face i think it is good and will make you smile
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ffd2ZojMH_w



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