POST MARINE WEBMS
these are incredible
>>4358299Name of this creature?
>>4358550>CLEAN IT UP
>>4358667how do they all make so many colors? and what purpose does it serve?
>>4358667lollmaobro is an rgb striplight
>>4358678With bio-luminescent bacteriaIt confuses predators or attracts prey
>>4358550whats the pikachu looking fish doing there
>>4359018Looking for scraps.
>>4358678I'm guessing it doesn't make any and like these >>4358658 it's just a weird way the light they're filming with is being refracted
>>4359057I've seen them floating in the dock off my house and they actually make those colors. The ones I saw made flashing green lights, I live near the Chesapeake Bay
>>4359057well I mean it probably makes some comb jellies have a lot of different photoproteins just not the lightshow we're seeing. It's probably a lot more subtle.
>>4358300this is fake
>>4359107https://www.montereybayaquarium.org/animals/animals-a-to-z/bloodybelly-comb-jellyNope, it's real!!
>>4358290>DON'T STEAL MY SPOTLIGHT, WHORE
>>4358299I wanna bite into it. I bet dit feels and tastes like the see-through jellyfish off of Croatia.
>>4359201I bet it tastes like seawater with a hint of rotten fish
>>4359018The dugong eating plants will scare up small fish and shrimp for it to eat.
>>4358286What's this poggers fella's name?
>>4359349lil murderous fella
>>4359418his name is nigel
>>4358288>Enjoying a brilliant meal>Get fuckin solarflared by Tien after first mouthful of main course
>>4359418Probably a longhorned cowfish or similar.Possibly Nigel.
>>4360413What a silly billy!
How the fuck is the ocean real
*SMOOCH*>Uhhhh*SMOOCH* *SMOOCH*>Uhhhhhhhhh*SMECK* >UHH*SMOOCH*
>>4358291This is what salvia feels like
>>4358550>CAN YOU EAT PUSSY LIKE DAT??
>>4358664>00:04 seconds inCaught this nigga out for a evening stroll
>>4358550Looks like my wife during dinner.
>>4361145Out of all the webms in this thread, I am most confused by this one
>>4361191I wiah I could do that.
>>4359612look at him, he wants a high five so badly
>>4359018Supervising the operation
>>4361276They are not moving, you can understand by looking at the trees behind, is the camera and the flow of the water that makes it looks like they are floating on something when in reality they are just on shallow water.
>>4361190>but remember they're peaceful intelligent animals who don't even like the taste of humans and just think you're a seal, they'll let go when they realize you're not tasty :)
>>4359324Ah yes, the condom roomba has arrived to take your used condoms.
>>4358290Orcas being assholes as usual
>>4361190Well that's depressing.RIP sharko
>>4361291You realize, as a human, you are capable of much more incredible feats?
>>4362198Yeah. But I can't make vortex bubbles.
>>4361190what an absolutely stupid creature, there is nothing in that headbless orcas for slaughtering these things
>>4358289Do the crabs want a hug?
>>4358289crab frens :)
>>4361190What's going on here?
>>4362735Pelvic/anal fins. Unsure if male/female, surprsingly low underskirt results on google images for "great white anal fin"
>Audio streams not allowedWhat did they mean by this?
>>4361693they can't go into reverse mode anon, it was actually the diver's fault for taunting it
>>4362756Do Americans really?
>>4362766No audio streams allowed on 4chan aside from 4 boards IIRC./gif/, /wsg/, /wsr/, and /r/
>>4362814BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD 16kB AUDIO PLAYING AT MAX VOLUME ON EVERY MYSPACE PAGE WHETHER WE LIKED IT OR NOT. NOW I FEEL LIKE THIS BIRD, ALL I DO IS EAT FIBRE NOW I'M SO OLD.
>>4362740>>4362735claspers, male sharkfemales have the pelvic fin but without the dangly bits
>>4362848TIL. Thank you, anon.
>>4359922KI KO FUCK YOURSELVES
>>4362788>it was actually the diver's fault for taunting itlmao this is like when they say the pibull didn doo nuffin, kill yourself really
>>4358295watching this for 30 mins on loop know. How is this real?
big water scary
>>4362758>bamboozling vs being bamboozled>>4362793Can confirm we are regularly startled in our nests by fish
>>4362199you can in scuba gear
>>4363102Are you being obtuse?
>>4362740>>4362848Thanks for educating me anons, I had no idea. My first thought was a swinging shark dick as it was feeling rapey for the tasty treat in the cage, but then I noticed there were two, so my final best theory was that it was a female doing emergency panic birth after getting stuck in the cage.I guess I'm glad that in the end the explanation is this much more simple.
>>4363800Are you being obese?
>>4358289What kind of crabs are those?
>>4358286>>4358288>>4358296>>4358299>>4358548>>4358660>>4358669>>4360413>>4360414crap, now i want to replay Subnautica
>>4364843I stopped playing that game after having to take a 20 minute each way trek into a trench to get resources like 10 timesWas very fun before that though
>>4363102Pitbulls were bred to kill, sharks just try to survive and that one couldn't
>>4365532yes they are trying to survive, so it is their own actions/fault when they attack, even if they are doing it to survive.
>>4365532Canids in general are notorious overkillers, sharks only take as much as they need.
>>4358291What is that?
>>4358653That looks like 1980s movie lightning special effects.
>>4362417>sharks which spend their life swimming in the ocean must have knowledge of metal cagesYou are the stupid one.
>>4358293>>4358291>>4358295>>4358287>>4358298Now I love cnidarians
>>4358289Is like tribal people interacting with foreigners for the first time
>>4358287Is that one creature?
>>4361291brap under water
>>4359323they are so beautiful
>>4363102you know they chum the water deliberately to attract animals whip them into a frenzy? That's just base for all of this shit.
>>4359323unusual for a fish to look "majestic"
>>4358292What the hell is that thing?
>>4361191>Ecco the dolphin was more realistic than you imagined
>>4367596For all our sakes we better hope not
>>4366835Yes, I think it's some kind of cubozoan. Even if it isn't, it's a pelagic cnidarian, and as far as I know those don't form colonies
>>4362822oof I definitely saw some flesh ripping thereis it possible to get a bird de-egged?
>the ocean isn't inhabited by alie-
>>4358657>that mouth shapeimagine haha
>>4358657even the glowies are in the ocean
>>4367928Well, I had a look at egg binded birds and decided I really wasn't interested enough to wade through post-mortality dissections.
>>4367590Yeah I've never seen that either
>>4367590some sort of squat lobster with an anemone on its rear end?
>>4368612Sure it didn't just LOL a little too hard?
>>4361190Did this retard just kill himself?!?
>>4367590>>4368528>>4368612"The Parapaguridae are a family of marine hermit crabs from deep waters. Instead of carrying empty gastropod shells like other hermit crabs, they carry colonies of dozen or more sea anemones or zoanthids."
>>4362417I agree completely. #TeamMammal. Fuck sharks...praise be to the Orca!
>>4367537Have never seen them with eggs...very cool!
>>4368846>Instead of carrying empty gastropod shells like other hermit crabs, they carry colonies of dozen or more sea anemones or zoanthids."Is this the biological manifestation of following the letter of the law rather than the spirit?
>>4358289Lmao fucking love crabs so much dude. They are the best sea creature.
>>4370559What's his problem?
>>4371135No life insurance
>>4358289500,000 years later the scuba man has statues built in his god-like honor in Crabtopia
>>4370559>don't film me without my consent
>>4362680>>4362712>>4364781Those are actually lobsters
>>4371448how long does it stay like this?
>>4370559What's going on here? what's going on here?
>>4371135Camera lens shsiny.octo liek shiny
>>4371450Looks like a mako
>>4361191>translation: we visualize flow using bubbles like you do with smoke in air
>>4372233Not even the ocean are safe from this slithering cunt