>>4358012>kinetic jawthat's a snake.
>>4358012God i wish that were me
>>4358012incorrect but also GIWTWM
Sometimes you only need to see so much to know the girl is cute.
>>4358251reptile enjoyer gfs are usually batshit insane
no, this is
>>4358251That's a boy.
>>4358317>ywn have a flock of pheasants to run withIt’s not fair
Nah, this is a dinosaur. I saw one of them a few hundred meters away when i was wallking back from a camping trip about a week ago. I thought to myself "they don't hunt us, because their beaks aren't made for ripping flesh"
This is also a dinosaur. I see these usually outside a coffee shop, waiting for crumbs to fall as i eat. I wonder how T-Rex would feel to see his descendants living off scraps in a world dominated by mammals.
>>4358713>I wonder how t-rex feels about his descendantsWell, you can ask his actual descendant. Fuck around and he'll give you an answer
>>4358718that dude has a massive cock
>>4358718It's fucking mental that I got to see this chicken in live person. You genuinely cannot grasp how fucking massive this thing is until you've been alongside it.
>>4358317>>4358514the birds are acting completely logical>no wolf is going to attack this gigantic bird that is obviously superior to us
>>4358712They kill for pleasure
>>4359456as do I. I heard they taste like spicy chicken.
>>4358317Is this real
>>4358447Yes you are a tranny
dinuassaur r a lie by satanist pedophiles
>>4359503>I heard they taste like spicy chickenThere’s an old Aussie saying that goes like when you cook cassowary put a rock in the pot with it and the meat will be cooked once the rock is
>>4358718what does it take to farm chickens like these?
>>4360420Big Bird lookin' motherfucker
>>4360428And you'll be eating bugs for protein before you retire because you were told to as well.
>>4360435Well, there's a reason it's not extinct, right.
>>4358012No, this is.
>>4358317>>4358712>>4358713>>4358718These are birds.
>4363244No (you) 4 u
>>4363468Birds aren't dinosaurs unless lungfish are humans.
>>4358317Me and my mom went for a walk and a random flock of hens started following us, we had to throw blueberries on the ground and run away or we would have stolen them
>>4358049omg you are sooo smart xDDD thanks for letting us know
>>4363244there is no functional difference between birds and dinosaurs, chud.
>>4358712looks like he's hovering above the ground
>>4363244And they are reptiles.
>>4364005You're a fish.
>>4363489>unless lungfish are humans.oh anon, if only you know how bad things really arehttp://thatslifesci.com/2019-07-02-You-are-a-fish-JSwenson/https://www.businessinsider.com/fish-do-not-exist-2016-8?IR=Tits not even really about "evolution" etc but about logic, taxonomy and cladisticsSo taxonomy says your (as a human) are fish, and there is nothng you can do to refute that.. Copehttps://inference-review.com/article/on-being-a-fish
>>4364060 Here's the thing. Everyone already knows this shit. Only cladists insist on being fucking redditors about it.>UM AXCHUALLY, BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS>UM AXCHUALLY BIRDS ARE REPTILESHumurously, they get all pissed off if you use the word "reptile" in any other context since "reptiles aren't real", just like "fish aren't real". Cladists are faggots. Never stop reminding them of this and always remember to tell them to fuck back off to Reddit.
>>4364067I apologize for capitalizing reddit.
>>4364067>>4364069I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon you should try it too
>>4364092Nigga u gay.