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Horse General

Snow Edition

>>4333661 - Thread that lay down for even a second
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>haha I am walking on the CRYSTALLIZED WATER!
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>>4353715
>shedmare
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You must choose the correct horse or time will collapse.
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>>4353723
don't make such a raket
it's too early in the morning for this shit
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I love snow horses!
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>>4353720
>>4353804
I can't believe snow mares are real!
I love their snowpities!
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>>4354033
In all seriousness they look extremely cute and adorable, even for horses.
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>>4353804
I love them!
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Do horses like peanut butter?
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>>4354183
They tend to love it but they can only have tiny amounts. It goes straight to their face.
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>>4353728
what a rude old man.
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flop gang
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Mares are built for human men
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What do I do about a bitchy mare? She's always hassling me to see if I have food or treats. She's mimed biting me several times and I have almost been kicked several times when it comes to food. We own cattle on the same property and I feed them cattle cubes sometimes but if I don't immediately open the bag this horse harasses me. If I try carrying the bag, say to where the cows are, she will try to kick me. How do I get her to calm down and stop being so impatient?
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>>4354338
Cute mare
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>>4354673
Hypothetically, if he did her really well, would she change behavior?
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>>4354670
Witch horses?!?!
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>>4354718
I do want to do a study on forcing an animal to orgasm way harder than they should in the wild while wearing a costume and note any behavioral change. Could never get public funding for that though...
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>>4354510
Not this anon, but I would like to see a serious answer for this problem, I'd like to know what it is.

>>4354673
I did kek however
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>>4353715
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>>4354041
>even for horses
What's that supposed to mean?
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>>4354903
As opposed to looking sexy and beautiful
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>I can't believe it
>the oven is about to fucking catch on fire, I'm stuck here with this dumb bitch taking photos and she just won't fucking get it
>SARAH, WE NEED TO ACT QUICK
>...
>she doesn't get it
>she simply doesn't fucking get it
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>>4355026
Why can't they just set a horse reminder?
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>>4354510
Bumping my post with an image of the troublemaker.
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>>4355148
You really should have gone to google first. Do that now that I've told you
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>>4355148
I know a black mare called Sapphire who's really sweet.
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>>4355152
Yeah that's my bad man. I don't know what I was thinking coming to the horse general thread on the animals and nature board, asking questions about horses. That was real stupid of me. I'm sorry. I'll go google it.
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>>4355166
The horse general thread where people post pictures and videos of horses on the post pictures and videos of animals board*
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>>4355166
>>4355148
I wish I could help but I don't want to act like I know shit when in reality I don't. I hope you will find some useful info and get into a better relationship with her in the future though.
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>>4354903
>>4355019
He probably means something like:
>"horses are already cute and adorable, but the snow mares even moreso."
But thanks for posting the cute aggressive snoofa anyway!
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>>4353728
aving a cigret an bein a dick to 'orses is not simple as, get fucked
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>>4354903
what did you just put in your pocket? what was, no i saw that you put something in your pocket what was that? what'd you put in there?
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>>4355360
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>>4355371
imagine the smell
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>>4355293
That is what I meant, yes
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>>4355148
Why are white autistic mares so cute? I would spoil them all with carrots
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>>4355819
I like that chubby one that posts here sometimes
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>>4355385
i mean they kinda do smell nice
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>>4355148
What kind of horse is that?
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>>4355902
looks Brazilian
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>>4353723
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
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>>4356228
show hooves
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>>4354338
>tiktok
Gross.
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>>4357067
you're gay as fuck if you're watching a beautiful horsecock video and the only thing you can notice is a tiktok logo
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So much horsecock posting and not a single horse pussy baka
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>>4356228
iktf
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The only things I have to say about horses are lewd enough to get me another ban from this board.
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>>4357083
This, the amount of thirst for horsecock in this thread is astonishing.
This general might be the gayest on this board.
You niggas will end like Mr. Hands one day.
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>>4357333
What if I just like to look?
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>>4354903
SNOOFA
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>>4354582
>mare
Are you serious, anon?
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>>4357375
Looks breedable to me.
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>>4357348
I wouldn't believe you.
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>>4353715
Meet Pumuckel, the tiniest equine in the world.
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>>4357376
All equines are breedable except mules.
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>>4357348
Look, dont touch, thems the rules.
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>>4357381
Well, yes. But stallions are for being bred by, while mares are for breeding. And that horse looks fit for breeding, so it's a mare. Simple math.
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>>4357391
I think you're the fag that made this chat. Fuck off.
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>>4357397
>chart
I forgot to write the r.
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>>4357397
That's a stupid chart. If I want to put my penis in it, it's de facto female, and therefore not gay.
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>>4357401
>my penis makes it a female de facto
That's gay. Your ticket to Equestria has been revoked.
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>>4357383
Look AND touch, but not with the inside of my body
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>>4353720
>>4353804
I love snowpones, they are so cute.
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>>4357475
S-she's fast!
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>>4357375
Maybe, but mares can flop, too
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>>4355371
You forgot the last scene. You know which
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No pity
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>>4356228
Peeing with a boner fucking sucks. Women can never understand
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>>4357401
That's some mighty cope you're brewing there, I can smell it across the boards
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>>4357878
Exhibit #583 of how "cope" users are eternally clueless
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>>4357887
At least they're not as hopeless as "rent free" posters.
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>>4357898
Same thing to me really. All weird little quips that don't mean anything
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>>4357380
Is there more? He looks kinda alright. Normally the tiny ones look like absolute deformities
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What a majestic creature.
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OH
GOD
OH
FUC-ARGHHHHHHHhhh...
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>>4358090
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>>4358094
Weird looking giraffe
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>>4358094
Surely the horse descendants will have longer necks from this experience.
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>>4358094
bottom left
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>>4357528
Go to Iceland and rent one of the cool snow horses. Turns out trolls are real so watch yourself if you meat any.
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>>4358526
Does your dick hang low?
Can you swing it to and fro?
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The funnies shit is how fucking quick those dick videos get removed from all platforms and together with the USERS. They literally fear horse dick the most.
>but Anon there there are hundreds of those videos on Youtube
Those are 1000x generation copies reuploaded by some jeet bots that come and go on a daily basis
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>>4358591
Surprise surprise, people don't want to see dicks when they're browsing Youtube
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>>4358604
On the contrary. They actually come to see dicks, just not that sort.
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>>4358591
The social media jew fears the horse penis
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>>4358638
>>4358639
w-what are they being paid for?
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>>4358789
Maresonal services
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>>4354510
Are you really getting bullied by a mare? Push her back, pull her around. Don't reward any bad behavior. She wants to be impatient? Okay, no snacks. Horses have social hierarchies and you're acting like a submissive little bitch. It doesn't take much to change that.

>>4354718
Yes.

>>4357397
That chart makes a lot of sense
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>>4358093
>ULTRA DEADLY SNOOFA
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>>4358638
>>4358639
>>4358957
Interesting
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>>4358089
Yes. Pumukel is fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV-4rQBUf2k
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Horses can't really grow mustaches these are doctored right?
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>>4359431
I don't know. I found these pics on a random gallery weeks ago.
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>>4359431
I know a cob with an impressive mustache. Comes in with the winter coat. They do a lot of things we do.
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>>4357887
You rationalize some absolute mental gymnastics to prove that you're still not a sodomite to prevent being judged. That is a coping mechanism
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>>4359411
That looks evil as fuck. Look at those empty eyes. Demon horse just devoured a blond woman
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>>4359521
I wasn't the one who posted the chart.
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>>4359518
>with a squash soup dipping bowl
Ex-fucking-cuse me.
What the fuck.
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>>4359670
It's probably code. If you order it they bring you out back to this.
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>>4359703
You've got to be kidding me
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>>4359518
Disgusting
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>>4359703
>kids horsing around
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>>4359518
Heressy
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>>4359703
>>4359707
It's perfect.
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Let's be honest, this thread is just a /mlp/ colony.
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>>4361754
Not really. Pastel ponies are cuter than irl horses anyways.
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>>4361816
>Pastel ponies are cuter than irl horses anyways.
True. irl horses are sexy and majestic and actually act like horses and are perfect and....
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>>4361816
Pastel ponies: cute
Horses: Majestic, divine creatures
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>>4361826
This, horses are the best animal in the world and need to be treated like a human.
Fuck rodeos and horseraces that fuck the horse health
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>>4361856
also breeding, which is usually just the arranged rape of a mare. also has had horrible effects on horse genetics
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>>4361754
And that's a good thing
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>>4361852
Don't forget pastel ponies are smart, make great wives, and don't smell like horse manure, unlike real horses
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>>4361860
It's mainly done with straws. Live coverings are rare.
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>>4361881
>and don't smell like horse manure
Pal, you just outed yourself as a cityfag who has never been around an actual horse before.
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>>4361881
You'll learn to like the smells, otherwise you were never meant to be horsewaifu'd.
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>be german
>be driver
>see sign with STVZO on it and get instantly reminded of the STOVE
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>>4361860
This, horse breeding is quite literally raping a mare, the actual horse mating is so beautiful: they dance, play and run together before doing anything sexual.
Sad to see farmers put a new foal ahead of the sanity and health of their mares.
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>>4361975
Not the guy, but if they're stalled right, most horses don't smell of shit. Or if they're left out in the fields, which is better for their hooves anyway as long as it's not a mud pit. White horses tend to love their poo pillows as an exception for some reason.
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>>4361856
>>4361860

the wild horse is non existent
the animal you are calling the best in the world
was created by everything you dont like
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>>4362213
Horses are barely domesticated compared to every other domestic animal. Especially the auto-domesticated ape (human). Just a single generation back in the wild, any horse would assimilate just fine. Also pic related
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>>4361804
Ah yes, the sausage horses, sliding around on the snow, their natural habitat.
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>>4362215
Every domestic animal rewilds after a generation anon, if they didn't they'd be dead. Przewalski's horse isn't even a good example since they have thousands of years of feral history separating their modern forms from their domesticated ancient one. Hawaii's wild cattle are a better, more recent example.
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>>4362245
*every domestic animal that escapes to the wild
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>>4362215
>horses are barely domesticated
they're hulking mutants that barely resemble the actual horse they descended from
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>>4362245
The picture was meant for the "the wild horse is non existent" comment
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>>4362268
>horses are barely domesticated
>compared to every other domestic animal
you forgot that second part
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I don't know about you guys but I don't trust horses. they are unpredictable and could kick you in the face at any moment
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>>4362298
It'd still be wrong. I've got your barely domesticated animal right here.
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>>4362361
cute pidge
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>>4355371
imagine his heavy big nasty dirty balls over her face while she sniffs and deeply smells them haha
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>>4362538
It's a mare.
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>>4362561
eww
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>>4356228
Why are you turned on in the morning? I don't get it.
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>>4363043
Good bait, anon
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>>4363044
K, I'm borderline asexual, so I don't know what people do.
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>>4362298
Horses are literally the second or third domesticated animal, the only animals more domesticated than horses are dogs and possibly cattle.
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>>4363097
You are completely clueless and there is no hope for you
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>>4363151
he's definitely right though
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>>4355041
I love horses, but I can never bring myself to feel comfortable around fuckers with with white sclera and I don't know why. Everytime I'm around them, they make me feel like they're one second away from spooking, especially when they look like they're alert.
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>>4363272
The last blue eyed horse I rode stole a glove and threw me on the same ride.
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Serious question, doesn't anyone here actually own a horse?
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Where's the mares?
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>>4363272
wtf man
white sclera horses are the cutest
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>>4364198
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>love the blue eye hors
>OR ELSE
>[increasingly loud droning noise]
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>>4364200
dark sclera+blue irises is just wild
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>>4364194
Some do, pay attention, also there are some who have owned horses (me) and some who will own horses (also me)
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>>4364194
Well there might be some people who used to own horses. Unfortunately they're all gone now.
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>>4364194
I work with them a lot. Move around too much to own my own right now. One day I'll save enough.
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>>4364200
Laughed like a monster at this
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>>4364220
They're trying to right this horrible wrong. They recently found a foal that had been under the permafrost for thousands of years. Unfortunately at some point in this time they suffocated.
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>>4364236
>Unfortunately at some point in this time they suffocated.
:(
What an awful way to go for a foal
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the time has come again
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Soda butt
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>>4364461
Ear bonnets...
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>>4354777
Just get /an/ and /k/ to crowdfund it.
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>>4364548
Send me a deer and a sybian and we'll crack this case.
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>>4364194
I don't own any, but I work as a stable hand/groomer. I'm honestly kind of disappointed that this general doesn't talk about horses outside of making claims that they are either cute or sexy with images to go alongside them. I feel like most people here would not be so attracted to horses if they had to deal with their shit everyday literally and figuratively though.
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>>4364897
How did you find your job? I want to get back into working with horses again but I'm a NEET and have no direction.
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>>4364970
It was a mixture of one of my family members owning a horse at a stable, and the barn manager getting too old to work all the horses by herself. I've talked to other people who have become stable hands after a long absence from working with horses though, and they usually get the job from looking up horse boarding facilities nearby and calling them about any job/volunteer openings for someone who has experience with horses. It'll 100% start out as you working two horses/once a day for a few months to make sure you know what you're doing and that you won't flake when it's inconvenient to work. I'm not sure what kind of history you have with horses and it's not the end of the world if you can't, but a good course of action (though slightly immoral) would be to contact anyone you knew who has horses and see if you can slip in through there, try going on Facebook especially, most horse people are pretty active there and you can also catch up on how things are doing with the local barns in general. A barn manager will be far happier hiring someone who knows someone at his or her barn rather than a complete stranger claiming experience with horses.
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hahahahha
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It seems to be cold
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They have been quick
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>>4365064
For practical purposes I am new to horse care since the last time I ever visited a stable was ten years ago. After that we bought a new house and moved the horses there and I was more hands on with them for six years until they had to be sold. We didn't have the equipment of a stable so my experience with the workings of a stable is next to none. Thanks for the advice, I'll try to follow your first piece with the volunteer openings. I'll have to work my way up from a level 1 slime with horse apprenticeship kek
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>>4365066
hahaha pffff
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They're getting smarter...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BkTYkAVgalI
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>>4365187
makes me sad that with modern soimobiles and their hidden door openers they can't do that anymore
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>>4365077
Great, but you shouldn't discount your history with horses, most of the inner workings of a stable should come pretty easily. The biggest thing for a stable hand to know is how to properly handle a horse especially if the horse is jumpy, and if you were good at handling horses a few years ago, you'll be able to pick it back up like riding a bike.
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>>4355148
Looks a lot like one of mine. He even rolls constantly and gets the dreads in his mane like that.
>>4354510
Sounds like a mare. I avoid mares because so many of my friends have trouble with them.
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Why is tack called tack?
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>>4365679
Shortened from "tackle" which was a general term for equipment.
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>>4365710
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What sort of things do you say to the horses you meat? Do you sing to them? Do they ever neigh anything back?
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how to horses get so big?? all they eat is grass?
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>>4365803
grass is actually really good
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>>4365799
I just pet them in silence while we contemplate the meaning of life.
While I'll never fully understand the universe and my place in it, I feel just a tiny bit closer to the answer when I'm done.
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>>4365811
Hindgut fermenters. They have bacteria that eats the undigestable and shits out protons.
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>>4353715
I love how both horses independently came to the same decision simultaneously.
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post places you would like to ride a horse in.
for me it's iceland, such a majestic place that is nothing but fitting for such a majestic animal.
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>>4366335
I have ridden the Icelandic horse in Iceland. Was in winter and I lost a glove minutes into the ride and the horse was extremely spooky but it was a good time all the same. Rode over a glacier and you could see right into it at some points. Would have been nice at night with the Aurora Borealis but probably would have been harder logistically for the horse place if someone got taken by a troll or something.
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>>4366338
The spooky horse
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>>4366341
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>>4366338
>>4366341
>>4366342
what a paradise! Iceland is such a whimsical place, I wish one day I can partake in the same experience.
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There's not a single thing that I despise more than rodeos, what a disguting, sickening practice the humans came up with, playing like cowboys for the sake of it, truly the milestone of ignorance.
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>>4366350

Bullfighting in Spain and Mexico exists too anon.
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>>4366350
Places that eat horses sicken me.
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>>4366370
So almost every country on earth including all western ones
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>>4366376
Yes. What, were you expecting a recantation?
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>>4366177
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Cold
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very cold
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>>4366792
Poor nostrils. I'd blow hot air into them.
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>>4366815
Don't do that, it makes mustard gas
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>>4366843
>Who could it BE now?
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why did he do it?
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>>4366911
to make a statement
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Is it wrong to want to buy a horse just as a pet?
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>>4366992
That's the main reason horses are still being reproduced ever since the automobile took their jobs.
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>>4366992
Not at all. You'd be saving a horse from being slaughtered, raced, or raped.
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>>4366993
>>4366995
The cost is whats stopping me, honestly. Also, if I get a raggedy old horse, I'm not confident that I can trim its hooves safely.
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>>4366995
>horse meat is illegal in muttland
fucking why?
>>4366997
can't you get some horizontal bar perpendicular to its leg to place behind its leg so it can't kick backward?
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>>4366997
Horses have been around for millions of years without humans. They don't need much of your help. As long as you give it a proper place to live, it can take care of itself for the most part.
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>>4366997
>The cost is whats stopping me
Your horse can pay rent. Sell the poop
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>>4355148
>I don't have any business with you, so get out of my face.
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Yoshio butt
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>>4367493
I prefer mare butts, they tend to have a subtle pillow like quality to them
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>>4367493
>>4367746
why is /an/ suddenly full of animal fuckers recently?!
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>>4367747
>suddenly
First day here?
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>>4367747
>Suddenly
Newfag
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>>4367746
>pillow like quality
What? Horse butts are hard as a rock no matter how much fat they got on them.
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>>4367746
i stared at the left one trying to appreciate it multiple times before i realized which one was the mare
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>>4367781
Same but I kept appreciating after I realized which was the mare
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>>4367747
>suddenly
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>>4367821
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>>4355148
>>4367037
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>>4365710
Isn't salt bad for horses? That is irresponsible. The horses may not allow the owner to take away the salt later.
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>>4365187
I saw that video too. Youtube recommended it to me.
This is one of my favorite channels.
https://www.youtube.com/@healingwithhorses5303/videos
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>>4364897
Well. I don't know much about them. I learned a few things from a MOOC. I'm still studying. They do need lots of care and attention to their health but it's worth it. Their horsey behavior is cute.

https://www.coursera.org/learn/equine
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>>4361804
Look at them go!
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>>4367896
Salt is perfectly fine for horses, and there's no risk of the horses having too much sodium because they're massive compared to the salt lick, and they also eat it so slowly that it doesn't really matter.
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>>4367965
i'd be so annoyed if I was a horse
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>>4367965
yjk
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>>4367950
Good to know
>snoofa
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>>4367896
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>>4367970
that's a mare
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>>4367981
>>4367981
your point?
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goshi...
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>>4367747
Kek, you should've seen the dolphin threads we used to have.
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>>4359518
This reads like Neopets food
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>>4368027
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>>4368647
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>>4369111
>when you are a grass
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This is the future they want
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RAPE!
https://youtu.be/6ljYqCd4PbY?t=469
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>>4369126
>the cheesy early 2000s music and editing
absolute sovl
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>>4369111
zoomer horse…..
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Vera Azul
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>>4369385
horse foam...
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>>4369880
Mmmmm
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>>4370273
Imagine sleeping on Celestia's rump like a pillow
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>>4370355
no human can withstand her horse pussy
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>>4370483
True
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getting hot in here
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test
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>>4370544
So flare out all your nose
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>>4370675
no.
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>>4370355
>>4370536
>>4370675
Why do you guys got to be such coomers
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>>4370690
>>4370689
>>4370679
>>4370676
>>4370675
get out
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stfu and report
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>>4370711
don't fucking lump me in there. you can't even read a two letter word.
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horses
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>>4370746
Are the best
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>>4370751
cuteeeee
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>>4370544
>>4370545
Imagine the steamy mare smell
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Silver Sonic
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>>4371113
It saddens me I will never get to ram princess pony pussy
Why live
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>>4371126
You will one day anon. One day you neigh.
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>>4370536
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>>4371003
hnnnnggg
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This man slaps your mare's ass. What do?
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Goshiiii
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>>4371271
make him get removed by jannies
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>>4371271
The lack of top-head ears makes it look more like a lizard-man than a horse-man
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I'm amazed that the no mlp rule is still enforced. It's been over a decade, the original show is over, and the hype is pretty much dead, but they're still deleting mlp stuff like it's still 2010.
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>>4371531
Actual horsefucker here:
Believe or not, people still get triggered when they see a miniature pastel coloured cartoon horse, the seething towards ponies I have seen nowadays tells me that the rule should stay up, otherwise many autists will have an aneurysm
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>>4370544
My older horse (27yo ISH) would love this so much.
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>>4371740
Could you post your horse anon?
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>>4371748
Next thread anon. Too many mlp coomers in this one.
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>horny retards shitting up the thread
Was it always like this?
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>>4371792
Pretty much. Thread is 25% people who wish they had horses, 25% people who have horses but don’t do anything with them, 25% horny zoophiles, and 25% mlp fans that are learning to appreciate real amres.
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>>4371792
Yes, yes it was.
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>>4368647
So cute! I didn't know horses could do that.
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>>4371592
>horsefucker
eyy /)
i drop by on /an/ everynow and then to check up on the horse pussy, but the thread is mostly cock this week.

>>4371126
>I will never get to ram princess pony pussy
ya gotta believe anon!
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>4371113 deleted in a day
Mods sure are quick to delete links while leaving cat vs. dog shitpost threads up for a week or more
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>>4372076
That'd be half the board's traffic gone if they got rid of console wars:pet edition
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Jun Light Bolt
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What are some cool horse careers humans haven't thought about? Got one semester left of Horse Science MSc
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super fresh
>>4372395
>>4372395
>>4372395



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