SMASHED AND SLAMMED TOADMAXXFor when your neighbors have a surplus of innocent care free young children with their whole lives ahead of them and YOU WANT TO PUT A STOP TO THAT. Extras not included: felonies for domestic assault x3Distribution of a controlled substanceAssault and battery on your landlord.Stolen car. Taurus pistol that doesn't work with 3 rounds in the mag.
>>4347427KEK this dog JEsus christ LOLOL
>>4347427You really think smashies have the stamina to chase down and maul children?
Okay I know the prevailing lore on /an/ is fuck pitbulls but Jesus Christ how do we not have animal abuse laws preventing this level of abomination?
>>4347512They've specced into mauling infants and newborn
>>4347514Who's going to decide what's permissible?
>>4347555The fuckers can't even walk 10 cm ahead without getting out of breath, I feel you're a toadline shill
>>4347427That thing looks like it has Down Syndrome
So how long do these dogs live for real. The breeders obviously don't say shit about average lifespan
>>4349359The only correct answer is 'too long'.
>>4348266>can't breed now but WILL BREED LATERmakes me laugh always
For me, it’s Cumrag.
>>4347427What God would allow such abominations to be wrought upon his creation?
>>4348266CRANKIN muh HOG
>>4352058He doesn’t, that’s why they die after like 3 years. For that matter nearly all fucking dog breeds would have died out if it wasn’t for white peoples insatiable lust of anything involving animal sex.
>>4347876No need for speed or stamina when your dumbfuck owners leave you unsupervised around infants and babies
>>43493594 to 6 yearsSo, not very long
>>4347427my dog doesn't need to be able to walk i love him as he is :D
>>4352180Jesus Christ that's less than a Great Dane or other giant breedWhy is this allowed?
>>4352180Where did you read that?
>>4352478This shit is hilarious. These aren't real posts, are they? Is this really how these breeders talk?
>>43493592.7 seconds after I spot them
>>4352478hold up, its 2k to buy it or 2k to have a dog of mine to mate with it?
The clock kid from a decade back is now a toadline breeder btw
>>4352628It’s 2k to receive a syringe full of dog semen. They can’t mate.
>>4347427Wasn't there a webm where one of these thing shit mid sprint and didn't notice?
>>4352510>LITTERMATES TO VLAD, BOXTROLL, DANK, LUCKY TICKLEZ, SNARFALICIOUS, AND TRANNY>TRANNYI'M FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT
>>4347427>For when your neighbors have a surplus of innocent care free young children with their whole lives ahead of them and YOU WANT TO PUT A STOP TO THAT.Motherfucker that thing wouldn't be able to prey on a sloth
>>4352058God had nothing to do with this, it's all man's fault
>>4347427>Taurus pistol that doesn't work with 3 rounds in the mag.kek
>>4352635proofs?>cool MINI MICRO ALIEN Ahmed, wanna bring it to the White House?
And on the 10th day god saidslam those dogs into the ground
>>4355631God gained an angel
>>4353906God created man knowing they would do this.
>>4355718Impressive, if they keep the SLAMMING up at this rate they won't even be recognizable as canines in a couple of generations.
so they mix french bulldogs with pitbulls and then start inbreeding them?how's that not animal abuse?
>>4352406quick google search, maybe there's more too it but I wouldn't be surprised if anything with a spine like that and a skull like that didn't make it very long
>>4355718My fight or flight instincts kicked in for some reason just from looking at those eyes>>4353905Children are the perfect prey for these kinds of dog
Still looks healthier than the average English bulldog.
>>4347657Legislative houses, you fucking moron.
>>4347514Here they are making this kind of degeneracy illegal next year. The snout has to be at least 1/3 of the skull length to prevent breathing problems etc.
>>4356060good luck trying to find the illegal backyard abomination breeding grounds
>>4355854They're the most malformed and retarded dwarf offspring of "American bullies." Which is another type of designer dog that mostly appeals to ex-cons and wannabe dog fighters. I'm not a eugenicist but everyone in this scene seems to be sub-90 IQ and probably needs a handler.
Does anyone remember that scene in alien resurrection where ripley finds all the previous cloning attempts?
anyone have the original facebook post?
>>4347427at some point these dogs just have to turn sterilise from just how inbred they are, right?
>>4347514Nah, fuck pitbulls, at least they look funny when SMASHED and SLAMMED
These things are pitbulls?God, we need to spike all pitbull litters with their FRESH AND FROZEN semen.
>>4347427Someone post the pyramid skeem
>>4358242Low fertility just builds up the pyramid skeem, can hype and charge more for an exclusive production of one or two compared to a normal sized litter. Having too many abominations exist brings the value down.
>>4347427He looks like he works at a dirty BBQ place.
>>4351427COME ON AND SLAM
Can somebody post the webm of the toddler vs pibble that shows all of the areas the pibble bests the toddler in?
I really don't think toadlines can actually hurt a child, unless the child deliberately sticks its hand in its mouth. Have you seen these things run? They can barely move around, they're probably the closest we'll get to a completely harmless pibble
this got posted on /r9k/recently and people made fun of Smashed and slammed
>>4359963Those breeders need to up their stock, some of those toads look like they can still run
they made toad shit bulls? or that's old breed?
>>4352638Imagine spending 2k for a semen syringe and after some months you get a brickbullhttps://files.catbox.moe/rlo9wl.mp4
>>4360372STUFFED AND INKED!! MICROFILM TOAD MONSTER SQUEEZED AND JUICED INTO AN INK CARTRIDGE TO PRINT ONTO A PILLOW!!! DELUXE CUMLINE FLATBEAST 3 ATOMS THICK PASTED ONTO LINEN BAG!! DON'T MISS OUT ONLY 400 FOR ONE PILLOW OR 750 FOR TWO TOADS PRINTED INTO THE SAME PILLOW!!! SIRED FROM DEMONBAG AND FUCKEDUP INCEST PAIR BOTH BROTHERS MY VET SAID HE'S STILL FIGURING OUT OUT!!! BUY NOW!!!!!
I love these squashed and squished fellas like you wouldn't believe
>>4362428DR DWAMNCHEMICAL SYNTHESISGHETTO SCIENCEPOWERED BY MALICE
>>4362457Nice try gambino
>>4362428I need me a crimeboss
>>4349359Considering the most healthy English Bulldogs can go to 12 or 13 years, I'd consider 8 for the most healthy ones.
>>4347427Why does it look retarded?
Does anyone have the thing an anon did to the tune of The Only Thing I Know for RealThe captcha knows
>>4362457d(w)amn, this goes hardhttps://youtu.be/VRU2JucxGd8
>>4362428God send me a swoldier
>>4362541he needs to release some more stuff dwamm
>>4362559i had some more concept stuff done but i gotta stitch it together to a cohesive thing, staypuft was the next on the queue
>>4356007Stop shilling those abominations, the only thing they can hurt is themselves
>>4347512Even if they had the stamina, do their legs allow them to run?
>>4362645I'm not convinced they can move on their own at all
>This whole thread
>>4362428gotta go with the classic TOAD 2
>>4362428I'll settle for nothing less than the ABOMINABLE
>>4362649You might be on to something. Most of the webms I see here they're not walking at all.
>>4362428Snarfchads where you at
hey guys whats going on in this thr-
>>4362703for real, I've never seen one walk at all
>>4355807wtf did any of that mean
>>4347514Why shouldn’t we play god?
>>4362541this needs to be the song for when a /an/ player scores a goal in the 4chan cvp
>>4362428rolling for crime boss
>>4362496He's not sporting a chain.
Why do they even want them. I can understand retards wanting pitbulls because it makes them feel more manly, but these on the other hand look retarded and aren't threatening at all.
>>4363283It's a pyramid skeem, dawg.
>>4362541Dude's almost got a whole album of these, and they're all bangers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyO9nLL0-VI
>>4363464man, that was the rough take I regret putting out, ended up remastering it laterhttps://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1161678I really should put this version up on YT too
Waiting for the bully cat line to show up.
>>4363481I’m eagerly awaiting the rest of the toad line songs.
>>4363283Merely to resell. Like stocks or criptocoins, but easy to understand for niggers and wiggers.
>>4352136>white people out of nowhereYou OK pal?
>>4356007>instincts kicked in for some reasonYou are a child at heart anon.
>>4362428Do tey do dog fights with these guys? Seems like the only worthwhile thing to do with them, I'dpay good money to see toadies try to maul each other.
>>4363751No you wouldn’t. They would be too tired to fight after 5 min.
>>4359963what kind of health problems would these have?
>>4363838The better question is what health problems would they NOT have?
>>4363838yes, all of them
someone should start a charity to buy these dogs for people with down syndrome
>>4363838>Malformed snouts preventing them from properly breathing>Malformed legs, making it impossible for those dogs to run and they are uncapable of limping, plus all the joint pain>Guaranteed death during childbirth, requiring expensive vet trips just to deliver>Inbreeding. Lots of inbreeding
>>4363877Seeing those dogs gives me put it down syndrome
>>4363529CRASHED AND MANGLED MEOWMEOW FEEL-LINE
kill me god...
>>4308321Those borzoi fags are getting uppity again.
>on /pol/>see a shitbull thread>see these monstrosities >can’t help but laugh >someone mentioned /an/>first thread I see is this one in catalog when search smashed>I’m crying of laughter I have found my new boardPlease treat me well
>>4352510>AND TRANNYHoly fucking kek
Humans were a mistake.
>>4364387the top of his head lmaooooo
>>4364387these things are so fucking ugly it makes me so mad
>>4356145yeah, i still love this movie for some reason. it's weird how all the movies in the franchise belong to a different genre so to speakthey all have a distinct atmosphere
>>4362428rollin dem dice
>>4363838born with 5 kinds of diabeetus and instinctual obeisance to members of a certain illegitimate nationdon't know about the dogs, though
>>4363901While possible, tons of purebred lines sell for that much. Why these disgusting things instead of something like an afghan or Komondor which sell for twice as much and aren’t a scam?
>>4364361/an/ is a pretty comfy fun board, it reminds me of the JAV thread on /jp/
>its mandatory for females to get c-sections because they literally can't push the babies outThe thing that should not be
>>4355638What do all children do, but crudely mimic.
>>4359963They're like pocket bazookas
>>4363901>Our business model? Well, you see, one might say it basically resembles a pyramid skeem
At what point will we see the birth of toadie Charles II of Spain?
>>4362703>>4362727I saw a webm of one "running" once. I think the kids will be fine.
This is the funniest fucking thread I’ve read all day
>>4349359according to this site its <5https://www.bluelegacyexoticbullies.com/bulldogs/what-are-micro-bully-dogs-solution.html
Look at those sexy legs
>>4365049Because that requires actual knowledge, empathy, responsibility and a good investment in a proper kennel
>>4369213Can't see em grass is too tall.
>>4363894would be funnier if the baby won the intelligence
>>4369213>disposable glovesyou just know the creature was getting milked
>>4362428ROLLIN MY FRENS
>>4347427RIPPED FROM THE WOMBMY BODY MY TOMB
>>4370386THE AKCRUINED MY BODY
>>4353234i saw some ones handicapped dog crap mid walking once. funniest shit.
>>4355718>liquid goldhe's gonna jerk off that dog
>>4362428rolling for snarf
>>4362541is this what sludge is?
>>4347514https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_StatesLiterally 95% of the dogs on this list are Pitbulls or some Bull mix
>>4352478what the fuck website did I just discover :| http://www.toadline.com/HOME.html
>>4347427Yo, it’s the same guy
these dogs have always looked more like turtles to me than dogs
>>4371197>95%Yeah no, it's maybe 50% if we count american bulldogs as a Pitt breed.
>>4371378They're called toadlines for a reason.
>>4363740>Animal sex out of nowhereUmm anon you're a ritard
>>4363529We're entering a golden age. Toadlines of every pet
>>4347427I curse whoever created this breed. All these dogs feel is pain and agony.
unironically, how far can they be smashed and slammed? are we approaching the limit?
I've lurked in these threads for so long and I still don't understand any of the terminology. Either I'm the retarded one or it's the sellers of these things, I really can't tell.
>>4363901>Its kinda like a pyramid skeem
>>4372142I imagine that with enough persistence we can smash and slam until their legs are vestigial and they survive 2 years as living furniture. Basically a furby but alive and in pain.
>>4371344This guy sells dog cum