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SMASHED AND SLAMMED TOADMAXX

For when your neighbors have a surplus of innocent care free young children with their whole lives ahead of them and YOU WANT TO PUT A STOP TO THAT.

Extras not included:
felonies for domestic assault x3
Distribution of a controlled substance
Assault and battery on your landlord.
Stolen car.
Taurus pistol that doesn't work with 3 rounds in the mag.
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>>4347427
KEK this dog JEsus christ LOLOL
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>>4347427
>that face
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>>4347427
You really think smashies have the stamina to chase down and maul children?
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Okay I know the prevailing lore on /an/ is fuck pitbulls but Jesus Christ how do we not have animal abuse laws preventing this level of abomination?
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>>4347512
They've specced into mauling infants and newborn
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>>4347514
Who's going to decide what's permissible?
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>>4347555
The fuckers can't even walk 10 cm ahead without getting out of breath, I feel you're a toadline shill
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>>4347427
my brethren...
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>>4347427
That thing looks like it has Down Syndrome
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So how long do these dogs live for real. The breeders obviously don't say shit about average lifespan
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>>4349359
The only correct answer is 'too long'.
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>>4348266
>can't breed now but WILL BREED LATER
makes me laugh always
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For me, it’s Cumrag.
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>>4347427
What God would allow such abominations to be wrought upon his creation?
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>>4348266
CRANKIN muh HOG
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>>4352058
He doesn’t, that’s why they die after like 3 years. For that matter nearly all fucking dog breeds would have died out if it wasn’t for white peoples insatiable lust of anything involving animal sex.
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>>4347876
No need for speed or stamina when your dumbfuck owners leave you unsupervised around infants and babies
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>>4349359
4 to 6 years
So, not very long
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>>4347427
my dog doesn't need to be able to walk i love him as he is :D
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>>4352180
Jesus Christ that's less than a Great Dane or other giant breed
Why is this allowed?
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>>4352180
Where did you read that?
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>>4352478
This shit is hilarious. These aren't real posts, are they? Is this really how these breeders talk?
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>>4352491
Yes
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>>4349359
2.7 seconds after I spot them
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>>4352478
hold up, its 2k to buy it or 2k to have a dog of mine to mate with it?
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The clock kid from a decade back is now a toadline breeder btw
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>>4352628
It’s 2k to receive a syringe full of dog semen. They can’t mate.
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>>4347427
Wasn't there a webm where one of these thing shit mid sprint and didn't notice?
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>>4352510
>LITTERMATES TO VLAD, BOXTROLL, DANK, LUCKY TICKLEZ, SNARFALICIOUS, AND TRANNY
>TRANNY
I'M FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT
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>>4347427
>For when your neighbors have a surplus of innocent care free young children with their whole lives ahead of them and YOU WANT TO PUT A STOP TO THAT.
Motherfucker that thing wouldn't be able to prey on a sloth
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>>4352058
God had nothing to do with this, it's all man's fault
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>>4347427
>Taurus pistol that doesn't work with 3 rounds in the mag.
kek
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>>4352635
proofs?
>cool MINI MICRO ALIEN Ahmed, wanna bring it to the White House?
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And on the 10th day god said
slam those dogs into the ground
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>>4355631
God gained an angel
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>>4353906
God created man knowing they would do this.
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>>4355718
Impressive, if they keep the SLAMMING up at this rate they won't even be recognizable as canines in a couple of generations.
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>>4353896
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so they mix french bulldogs with pitbulls and then start inbreeding them?
how's that not animal abuse?
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>>4352406
quick google search, maybe there's more too it but I wouldn't be surprised if anything with a spine like that and a skull like that didn't make it very long
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>>4355718
My fight or flight instincts kicked in for some reason just from looking at those eyes

>>4353905
Children are the perfect prey for these kinds of dog
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Still looks healthier than the average English bulldog.
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>>4347657
Legislative houses, you fucking moron.
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>>4347514
Here they are making this kind of degeneracy illegal next year. The snout has to be at least 1/3 of the skull length to prevent breathing problems etc.
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>>4356060
good luck trying to find the illegal backyard abomination breeding grounds
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>>4355854
They're the most malformed and retarded dwarf offspring of "American bullies." Which is another type of designer dog that mostly appeals to ex-cons and wannabe dog fighters. I'm not a eugenicist but everyone in this scene seems to be sub-90 IQ and probably needs a handler.
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Does anyone remember that scene in alien resurrection where ripley finds all the previous cloning attempts?
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anyone have the original facebook post?
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>>4347427
at some point these dogs just have to turn sterilise from just how inbred they are, right?
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>>4358242
sterile*
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>>4347514
Nah, fuck pitbulls, at least they look funny when SMASHED and SLAMMED
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These things are pitbulls?
God, we need to spike all pitbull litters with their FRESH AND FROZEN semen.
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>>4347427
Someone post the pyramid skeem
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>>4358242
Low fertility just builds up the pyramid skeem, can hype and charge more for an exclusive production of one or two compared to a normal sized litter. Having too many abominations exist brings the value down.
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>>4347427
He looks like he works at a dirty BBQ place.
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>>4351427
COME ON AND SLAM
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Can somebody post the webm of the toddler vs pibble that shows all of the areas the pibble bests the toddler in?
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I really don't think toadlines can actually hurt a child, unless the child deliberately sticks its hand in its mouth. Have you seen these things run? They can barely move around, they're probably the closest we'll get to a completely harmless pibble
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this got posted on /r9k/recently and people made fun of Smashed and slammed
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>>4359963
Those breeders need to up their stock, some of those toads look like they can still run
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they made toad shit bulls? or that's old breed?
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>>4352638
Imagine spending 2k for a semen syringe and after some months you get a brickbull
https://files.catbox.moe/rlo9wl.mp4
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>>4360372
STUFFED AND INKED!! MICROFILM TOAD MONSTER SQUEEZED AND JUICED INTO AN INK CARTRIDGE TO PRINT ONTO A PILLOW!!! DELUXE CUMLINE FLATBEAST 3 ATOMS THICK PASTED ONTO LINEN BAG!! DON'T MISS OUT ONLY 400 FOR ONE PILLOW OR 750 FOR TWO TOADS PRINTED INTO THE SAME PILLOW!!! SIRED FROM DEMONBAG AND FUCKEDUP INCEST PAIR BOTH BROTHERS MY VET SAID HE'S STILL FIGURING OUT OUT!!! BUY NOW!!!!!
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I love these squashed and squished fellas like you wouldn't believe
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>>4362428
Rollin
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>>4362428
DR DWAMN
CHEMICAL SYNTHESIS
GHETTO SCIENCE
POWERED BY MALICE
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>>4362457
Nice try gambino
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>>4362428
I need me a crimeboss
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>>4349359
Considering the most healthy English Bulldogs can go to 12 or 13 years, I'd consider 8 for the most healthy ones.
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>>4347427
Why does it look retarded?
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>>4362428
Rollin'
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Does anyone have the thing an anon did to the tune of The Only Thing I Know for Real

The captcha knows
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>>4362457
d(w)amn, this goes hard
https://youtu.be/VRU2JucxGd8
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>>4362428
God send me a swoldier
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>>4362541
he needs to release some more stuff dwamm
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>>4362559
i had some more concept stuff done but i gotta stitch it together to a cohesive thing, staypuft was the next on the queue
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>>4356007
Stop shilling those abominations, the only thing they can hurt is themselves
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>>4347512
Even if they had the stamina, do their legs allow them to run?
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>>4362645
I'm not convinced they can move on their own at all
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>This whole thread
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>>4362428
gotta go with the classic TOAD 2
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>>4362428
I'll settle for nothing less than the ABOMINABLE
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>>4362649
You might be on to something. Most of the webms I see here they're not walking at all.
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>>4362428
Rollin
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>>4362428
Snarfchads where you at
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hey guys whats going on in this thr-
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>>4362703
for real, I've never seen one walk at all
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>>4355807
wtf did any of that mean
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>>4347514
Why shouldn’t we play god?
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>>4362541
this needs to be the song for when a /an/ player scores a goal in the 4chan cvp
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>>4362428
rolling for crime boss
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>>4362496
He's not sporting a chain.
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Why do they even want them. I can understand retards wanting pitbulls because it makes them feel more manly, but these on the other hand look retarded and aren't threatening at all.
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>>4363283
It's a pyramid skeem, dawg.
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>>4362541
Dude's almost got a whole album of these, and they're all bangers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyO9nLL0-VI
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>>4363464
man, that was the rough take I regret putting out, ended up remastering it later
https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1161678

I really should put this version up on YT too
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Waiting for the bully cat line to show up.
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>>4363481
I’m eagerly awaiting the rest of the toad line songs.
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>>4363283
Merely to resell. Like stocks or criptocoins, but easy to understand for niggers and wiggers.
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>>4352136
>white people out of nowhere
You OK pal?
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>>4356007
>instincts kicked in for some reason
You are a child at heart anon.
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>>4362428
Do tey do dog fights with these guys? Seems like the only worthwhile thing to do with them, I'dpay good money to see toadies try to maul each other.
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>>4363751
No you wouldn’t. They would be too tired to fight after 5 min.
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>>4359963
what kind of health problems would these have?
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>>4363838
The better question is what health problems would they NOT have?
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>>4363838
yes, all of them
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someone should start a charity to buy these dogs for people with down syndrome
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>>4359884
Sure
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>>4362428
roll
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>>4362428
Rolling
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>>4363838
>Malformed snouts preventing them from properly breathing
>Malformed legs, making it impossible for those dogs to run and they are uncapable of limping, plus all the joint pain
>Guaranteed death during childbirth, requiring expensive vet trips just to deliver
>Inbreeding. Lots of inbreeding
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>>4363877
Seeing those dogs gives me put it down syndrome
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>>4363838
yes
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>>4363529
CRASHED AND MANGLED MEOWMEOW FEEL-LINE
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>>4362428
roll
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>>4362428
roll
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>>4363929
kek
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kill me god...
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>>4308321
Those borzoi fags are getting uppity again.
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>on /pol/
>see a shitbull thread
>see these monstrosities
>can’t help but laugh
>someone mentioned /an/
>first thread I see is this one in catalog when search smashed
>I’m crying of laughter
I have found my new board
Please treat me well
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>>4352510
>AND TRANNY
Holy fucking kek
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Humans were a mistake.
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>>4364387
the top of his head lmaooooo
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>>4347427
GET SNARF’D
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>>4362428
rollinggg
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>>4362428
rollan
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>>4364387
these things are so fucking ugly it makes me so mad
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>>4362428
rollinnn
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>>4356145
yeah, i still love this movie for some reason. it's weird how all the movies in the franchise belong to a different genre so to speak
they all have a distinct atmosphere
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>>4362428
roll
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>>4362428
rollin dem dice
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>>4363838
born with 5 kinds of diabeetus and instinctual obeisance to members of a certain illegitimate nation
don't know about the dogs, though
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>>4363901
While possible, tons of purebred lines sell for that much. Why these disgusting things instead of something like an afghan or Komondor which sell for twice as much and aren’t a scam?
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>>4364361
/an/ is a pretty comfy fun board, it reminds me of the JAV thread on /jp/
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>>4362428
ROLLLL
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>its mandatory for females to get c-sections because they literally can't push the babies out
The thing that should not be
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>>4362428
rollerino
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>>4355638
What do all children do, but crudely mimic.
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>>4359963
They're like pocket bazookas
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>>4359885
La criatura
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>>4363901
>Our business model? Well, you see, one might say it basically resembles a pyramid skeem
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>>4362428
rollang
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At what point will we see the birth of toadie Charles II of Spain?
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>>4362703
>>4362727
I saw a webm of one "running" once. I think the kids will be fine.
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>>4362534
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This is the funniest fucking thread I’ve read all day
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>>4349359
according to this site its <5
https://www.bluelegacyexoticbullies.com/bulldogs/what-are-micro-bully-dogs-solution.html
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>>4367053
>birth
C-section.
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Look at those sexy legs
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>>4365049
Because that requires actual knowledge, empathy, responsibility and a good investment in a proper kennel
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>>4369213
Can't see em grass is too tall.
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>>4363894
would be funnier if the baby won the intelligence
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>>4369213
SHAMMED
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>>4369213
>disposable gloves
you just know the creature was getting milked
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>>4362428
ROLLIN MY FRENS
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>>4347427
RIPPED FROM THE WOMB
MY BODY MY TOMB
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>>4370386
THE AKC
RUINED MY BODY
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>>4353234
i saw some ones handicapped dog crap mid walking once. funniest shit.
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>>4355718
>liquid gold
he's gonna jerk off that dog
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>>4362428
rolling for snarf
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>>4362541
is this what sludge is?
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>>4347514
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States
Literally 95% of the dogs on this list are Pitbulls or some Bull mix
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>>4362428
rawl
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>>4352478
what the fuck website did I just discover :|
http://www.toadline.com/HOME.html
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>>4347427
Yo, it’s the same guy
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these dogs have always looked more like turtles to me than dogs
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>>4371197
>95%
Yeah no, it's maybe 50% if we count american bulldogs as a Pitt breed.
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>>4371378
They're called toadlines for a reason.
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>>4362428
ROLLING
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>>4363740
>Animal sex out of nowhere
Umm anon you're a ritard
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>>4363529
We're entering a golden age. Toadlines of every pet
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>>4347427
I curse whoever created this breed. All these dogs feel is pain and agony.
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unironically, how far can they be smashed and slammed? are we approaching the limit?
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>>4371884
>ritard
pottery
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I've lurked in these threads for so long and I still don't understand any of the terminology. Either I'm the retarded one or it's the sellers of these things, I really can't tell.
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>>4363901
>Its kinda like a pyramid skeem
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>>4370227
>the creature
Kek
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>>4372142
I imagine that with enough persistence we can smash and slam until their legs are vestigial and they survive 2 years as living furniture. Basically a furby but alive and in pain.
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>>4371344
This guy sells dog cum



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