Horse GeneralNeigh-I edition>>4270997 - thread that lay down for even a second
first for zorse
>tfw priced out of the mare market
Meet my foal! He's 5 months old and his name is falcon
>>4301375Nice foal. Does he still have that weird foal smell?
>>4301255>Suitable for: Pleasure
>>4301376he does! still waiting for horse smell to come through
what will she order?
>>4301412>this is dog give dog treat
>>4301412I'll have uhhhhhhhhh...
it can't be ethical to own a horse
>>4301412Plenty of Salaatti
>>4301412WHAT THE FUCKWATCH OUT HORSERUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>4301544to be honest it's highly unethical to be forced to not own a horse
>>4301543A pleasing butte
>>4302078A real hero
I am this close to starting another snoofa fight
>>4302360DON'T DO IT ANON
>what are these breasts doing in my barn
Be honestHow many of you are bronies
>>4302844>Faces aren't long enough>Hooves aren't visible>Annoyingly bright pastel colorsYeah I could never get into the show. Plus, why would I need it when I already have access to the real deal whenever I want?
>>4302844Me but I like real horses better. The two groups are not really that connected and many bronies find real horses "disgusting" and many horse enjoyers don't like mlp. The ponies in the show lose all horsey features by the end of s2.
>>4302844Me. Ponies are cuter than horses btw.
>>4302844I only like the clop because so many artists go out of their way to be anatomically correct
>>4302844I am, that said, I liked MLP before G4 came out and that became a term. I much prefer the horsier fanart. Most are far too cat like.
>even /an/ isn't spared from this retarded AI fad shit spamJesus fucking Christ, no one cares about your shitty artist larping, I just want to see animals. kill yourselves already
>>4302844Oh my sweet summer child. We are way worse than bronies
>>4303069It's the most annoying when artists project their cat behavior on ponies because they're stuck in the city and have never met a real horse in real life before. Icing on the cake is when they also claim that they like MLP ponies but hate real horses.
>>4303077Exactly. I get the G4 ones look way less horselike than before, but they aren't cats, I mean, come on. Its creepy.> Icing on the cake is when they also claim that they like MLP ponies but hate real horses.Bizarre. It annoys me no end reading posts of people commenting on MLP art saying "urgh too horselike". What the hell?
>>4303066i liked doug winger, 3d, etc already so the equine genitalia renaissance was amazing >>4303117plenty of bronies treat it like a slice of life animu like uma musume, it’s like liking cat girls but not irl cats
>>4303124I guess, it irks me still. Even less horselike now sadly.
>>4303124>dong wingerI meant the mares actually
>>4303131still he was a decade ahead of the curve on horse dongs
How do people even own horsesI think they're beautiful creatures but you need a shitload of space that's built and dedicated specifically for them, practically a full time job's worth of time and labor to take care of them, and not to mention the financial cost of all of thisMaybe I'm just biased because I'm a poorfag with a 9-5 but I can't even fathom having one, as amazing as I think they are
>>4303180Depends where you live I suppose. Penniless (on paper) gypsies have them. I knew a barn that took them all in every night and hung them from the rafters like this to cut costs.
>>4303184That sounds psychopathic.
>>4303073>t. seething artfag coping about the fact hes about to be replaced
>>4303184Very sad, personally I think the japanese method of hanging horses is a touch more humane since they let them be right side up.
>>4303275The only nice way to tie them is directly to your heart
So the inevitable question; how many of you are in a relationship with a mare?
>>4303320How many people in here even have a mare to be in a relationship with
>>4303322Idk, there's gotta be at least 1 farmer autist here
>>4303180It's a lot of work, but as they say: If you love something enough, you'll do anything for it.
>>4303320I've been in many strictly business relationships with plenty of horses.
>>4302844I am I basically think of them as the equivalent to horse anime. I get that not every one likes it though and I don't go around shoving it everywhere. I also liked G1 and always thought horses were neat.
Thoughts on the Mr. Hands video?
>>4303320I bring the carrots and she gives the horsie hugs
I have prayed to Epona for over a year and 5 new horses appeared in my area in the span of just a few months. What does this mean?
Random question not specifically about horses, but do animals ever fall/trip against an electric fence and be shocked for longer than usual? Is there health risk if prolonged contact were to occur?
>>4303614try talking to them
>>4303631It's a pulse, do not think it would do any damage but wouldn't be enjoyable. They're typically solar/car battery so wouldn't last forever.
>>4303631Unless you fuck with the charger, it is only uncomfortable, like shocking yourself with a grill igniter. It's kind of fucked up, because cows and other animals test an electric fence after seeing it for the first time by touching it with their noses. Shit's got to be a bit upsetting for the animal, but they learn really quick to not fuck with the fence, unless the animal is a goat, in which case they give zero fucks about it being electrified. Fucking goats.
>>4303665ah, right, literal constant on would be waste of energy...
>>4303665are horse hooves maybe electrically isolated agains the ground?
>>4303034You’re saying you’re an adult male who watches my little pony? My 6 year old niece loves that show wtf does that say about you?
I simply can't get over how cute horse ears look.There just isn't any more perfect ear shape than the horse ear.
>>4303596Why are her hooves so shiny?
>>4303707They are just all around beautiful creatures
>>4303686>he doesn't knownamefag you have a lot to learn
>>4303801Unfortunately I do know. I’ve just never confronted one.
>>4303686Lauren Faust, the creator of FiM, said that the show could be enjoyed by adults as well.
have any of you ever actually fuck a horse or a donkey?
>>4303865No. Absolutely not.
>>4303865I know There are a bunch of weirdos here but animal fuckers ? Im pretty sure they stay in the deep web
>>4303686>namefaggingYou already lost the argument buddy. MLP is good.
>>4303865Of course not, Officemare
>>4303722looks like a bit of clear shine... it could have been so much worse
>>4304017>tfw the barn witch removed the feet of the new foal and surgically grafted on goat hooves because her daughter wanted a unicorn
I've been so busy with my horse books I just remembered that it's very nearly witch horse season. As if there wasn't enough to worry about.
>>4304045What uhWhat's the source on this.. image
Are horses even real?
>>4304130Well...they were real
>>4303325>>4303322here, mare chadbut relationshipletshe hates me
>>4304130We are very real, yes.
>>4303915Dunno man. it sounds like more than a few posters here want to fuck a horse
>>4304293I still think about those poor Antarctica ponies. Who greenlit that boob move?
>>4304293>I get it, you vape
>>4302844For me, I got a liking for horses because of Legend of Zelda and Lord of the RingsBut yes I enjoy the pastel horse anime
>>4304295Were some ponies seriously just dumped there and expected to survive?
>>4304370Well fuck.The bastard.
>>4304318truly it was the last film with soul, now the horses are cgi because of soulless pedophile jews
>>4304318The horse is making sure he is not dead
>>4304367Don't worry, there are plenty of lemon snow cones where they ended up
>>4304194wanting to fuck a horse and actually having fucked a horse are not the same thing.
>>4304430Both should be put in a re-education camp
>>4304430what about going to fuck a horse?
>>4304534>those earseh... BYEBYE
>>4304433on how to properly service a horse, of course
>>4304856Everyone should learn how to service their own horse, they may be very complicated but a little preventive maintenance goes a long way.
hOrSeS aRe ScArY
>>4303865No way, I'm not a deviant. I help out a stallion that couldn't finish with his belly slapping a few times, though.
>>4304941based 3DPD clopper
MARES MARES MARES AMRES MARSE MARES MARSS
>>4305003I felt bad for him, most stallions can go off by themselves, but this poor guy was going on for like 15 minutes. So I gave him a helping hand.
>>4305039what did you say to the three people watching you
>>4305039What did it feel like
>>4305042Nobody saw me, since he was in my stable.>>4305046Not much, I had a rubber glove on.
>>4305009i love them!
I used to work with an animal charity out in the interior. We'd round up feral brumbies and sort them by age then attach around 18-25 helium weather balloons and just let them drift away.
source is https://e621.net/posts/2639826 lads I got you
>>4305187I'd love to drain my balls inside my wife Twilight
>>4303596Can you post more.? She's really cute.
>>4304903>some girl who's probably about 10yo is already cooler than I'll ever be
Horses arouse and scare me simultaneously.
>>4305828fucking russian saboteur horses
>>4305848>do NOT touch the horseA dealbreaker
>>4303722Water is wet (I don't know, all I know is that she surely shines)>>4305215I don't know if I can trust you, anon, so I give you a tentative 'Yay' instead
If a horse laid down on you, would it kill you?
>>4306027It would be extremely painful
>>4306049She's a big mare.
How come horse knees are all knobbly and fragile looking when the rest of them looks like pure muscle
>>4305848>The heat of horse warms the man.
>>4306001>I don't know if I can trust youHonestly, nothing bad. It's just that she looks really calm and elegant compared to the average horse. Any snoof shots?
Are horses cuddly? How do they show affection when they're so big compared to humans?
>>4306139>man happily petting/scritching the horses>horses look over at him briefly and then go back to more or less ignoring himHmm
>>4305965The whole point of horses is to touch them. Sometimes they touch you back. Then you know you've won at life.
>>4306171>never touched a horseBros... how do I redeem myself?How do I find a horse to touch?
>>4306192How are they when they're not sleepy?
>>4306126Lip wiggling. Sometimes they'll drag their top teeth on you and it hurts. Sometimes just standing near you is a whey they show they like you. They are incredibly affectionate animals.
>>4306225Hungry for what?
>horse content absolutely fucking BURIED AND FLUSHED by Youtube's retarded shorts idiocy which mostly consists of jeet-reposted ShitCock content anyways It's literally over. You can't find good horse videos anymore on youtube without having to sift through literally hundreds of thousands of those spam clips. What the absolute FUCK
>>4306215always such a joy to meet the foryou mare
>>4306289Post good horse videos
>>4306293Stuff like webm related.Horse videos from obscure channels that maybe have 5 videos on them or less are buried. Months back you just sorted by date using all sorts of international horse words and got tons of interesting stuff. Now it's literally just fucking spam often even from bots.
>>4306289idk man I keep getting nice Japanese horse videos in my recommended
>>4306124She is quite calm>Any snoof shots?Not for her specifically (other than video), the other mares yes. I should fix that. Have winter coat instead>>4306293https://youtu.be/byKHt5RscR0
>>4306391>winter coatI refreshed my browser.
>>4306221Geldings would give me the slow tooth drag, but never mares. The mares were always aloof; just standing near you was enough of a display for them.
>>4306231This from the /mlp/ valentine's thread isn't it?
>>4306657I always had the opposite problem. Pulled apart like soft bread by mares but the gelding could take it or leave it.
>>4303686Disregard this, I suck cocks
>>4306783No. Inferior human cocks
>>4307082hey now, words can hurt...
Damn barn witches are out in full force again
>>4307082No need to put yourself down like that, man. Touch a horse butt.
>>4307351that looks like great funalso, sweaty mare
>>4303686>his 6 year old niece is on 4chan
>>4307581>kpoop bot lacks reading comprehensionimagine my shock
>>4306143That's cozy horse behavior
alright who of you keeps etherossposting on the sisterboard
Holy shit I didn't know that
>>4304318>But yes I enjoy the pastel horse animeDo you not know that's a real thing now?
>>4308093>the absolute blandest animu grils possible>BUT WITH HORSE EARSyeah no thanks
>>4308093Trash compared to FiM
>>4308024Ewe got me
>>4302844Guilty as charged
Are you prepared for witch horse season?
>>4308414I want to pet the spooky horsewill i get haunted
>>4308523It would be very spooky
>>4306393Where are the snoof shots!?
>>4303320better question: how many people here FUCK mares how many of us get MARE PUSSY
>>4308604I haven't done that but one time I was cleaning a muddy pony and was cleaning under her barrel and mistook her teat for a glob of mud and was yanking on it really hard trying to remove it.
>>4308252Very spooky hornse skellingotn
>>4308637Did she wink in response to your yanking?
>>4308933Nah. She did that weird foal champing though. She's an extremely angry horse usually so would have kicked me if she hated it.
Is it weird that I get kinda excited whenever I see a horse nearby like in the part of the country I'm in you rarely see em since they aren't as common where I'm in like I just ran to window 5 minutes ago cause I heard the hooves of horses
>time ... to di->WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? NO FUCKING DYING HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>4309255Nah, where I live horses are pretty common, many stables for riding, jumping and dressage, but every time I see a horse just out in the field it really makes my day.
what makes people sniff poners
>>4309405Shame they cut the footage before she sniffs the musk from his cock
>>4309430that's a mare
>>4308547they are not ready
>>4309479WrongI wasn't ready for this
rocky says hello hors general
>youtubers are now applying horsegeneral's visual illusions to garner views
>>4309922F L A T
>>4310131Kiss the hoers
>>4309405poners smell nice :)
>>4303631It pulses rather than delivering a constant current, so they should have a chance to get spooked and move away. I have never heard of a fence actually causing real damage even if the animal got tangled.I got tangled in one myself once doing some night photography in a place I should have researched better. I was fine and so was the camera.Although my pride was a bit hurt.
>>4303669Of course it's upsetting for them.My dog stuck her snout on one once. I just had a split second to notice where she was going and yell "no!" before it happened. So now she assumed I administered the shock.Was really scared of me for the rest of the day and refused to go near that area for the rest of her damn life. Made me feel like shit.
>>4303665God that's hot
>>4309922he looks very polite
Not a chance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJOUif5Cmc
>>4311389Lmao, what happened there?
>>4311389story?was that the path to the horsebutcher?
>>4311757horse wakeboarding practice
I think horses stink!
>>4312008Clearly you lack the capability to appreciate their mareomones
>>4312008you mean they stink GOOD, right anon?
Horse have such cute and expressive ears. I love them.
>>4312656I like grabbing one with each hand and moving them around like joysticks.
was does the dangly bit feel like
>tfw have to look at close up pictures of teats and horse genitals in uniThey're usually pretty unflattering but I can't even say anything
Digital horses can now be created
>>4312990Any good pics of it flared?
>>4312922Are they as soft as they look?
>>4313501They're pretty soft. Go grab some.
>>4312990Ah, you must be in one of those horse science programs I hear so much about
>>4313619Can I just mix two of them and go with horse back end kissing?
>>4313204>4th picArabian Neights kind of feel.
>>4313619>Harvarddamn, Im never getting in.
Ever worry they know what you're thinking when they look at you with those big ol' eyes?
>>4313873>pretty mane, Anon brushy-brushy>horsie go neighIm a simple man.
>>4313873I know horses that were extremely patient with autistic people that would scream and explode at them and they wouldn't really mind but if a normie turned around too fast they'd bite off their kneecaps. I don't know what they are detecting...
>>4313910can horses tell the difference between randos and "horse people"
>>4313873No that would be cool. I'd gladly share my thoughts with a telepathic horse companion if it's mutual.
>>4313967What if they know you think their teats are cool looking and try and marry you?
Chubby says hello, begrudgingly. She isn't happy about having to exercise.We got to watch some federal government horses recently which was pretty cool. >>4306126It depends on the horse really, I've been around some that hated being touched or giving any kind of affection beyond being somewhat close to you, and I've been around some that will just get right on top of you and demand pets. Also >>4306221 this too. I get a lot of nickers personally. I love walking in the barn and having like 20 horses all nicker at me at the same time.>>4309922hello Rocky!>>4313933Absolutely. They're extremely emotional animals and can pick up on very very subtle behavior in humans. For example, when you're riding a horse, they can tell where you're looking and will take that as a cue to move in that direction. They aren't telepathic so they can't read your thoughts, but anything you're expressing through body language (which is probably more than you realize) they'll notice. Plus they'll be able to tell if you know what you're doing around them and how calm you are.
>>4313984>I love walking in the barn and having like 20 horses all nicker at me at the same time. imagine the sonic blast
>>4313984I love that fat white mare. She's a good example of what makes a horse loveable.
>>4313984What a little chubster. She should be well provisioned for winter.
>>4313984I love her. I want to rub her belly
please post the gif with the horse ears with gloves on them i forgor to save it
>>4313984>Absolutely...(etc)Oh, that's cool. So even if you sadly don't get to interact with or see horses very often, they can pick up on someone who thinks "Wow these are cool/fun animals".>but anything you're expressing through body language (which is probably more than you realize) they'll noticeI guess a big part of being a dedicated horse carer/owner is conveying yourself to them intentionally more? Better communication anyway.
>>4314388imagine the increased minerals consumption just to move the mass of those gloves over the ears.those minerals had to come from somewhere...
>>4314416there’s some gestures you avoid (outstretched arms, smiles showing teeth) that humans interpret as welcoming but horses interpret as threatening
>>4314425What does a horse interpret as welcoming?
>>4314465b-but I need my minerals
>>4314427my pants unzipping
>>4313204"Horse wearing a Sombrero by Van Gogh"
>>4314425How are smiles and outstretched arms threatening?
>>4314495>bare teethpredator animal about to rip you apart>outstretched armsfuck huge anythingcome on, it's not racket science
>>4314425my horse don't care cause he chill like that
Is there somewhere I can go to just like, hang out with horsesNothing weird, no inappropriate touches, I just want to be around them, they're cool
>>4314607uh sure, depends on where you live. for example here I just have to bike like 10 minutes until I see some. on rare occasions I hear clopping outside and then see some people leading a couple through the village. I love that noise.
do horses feel love?
>>4314620Yes. What a stupid question.
>>4314620No their only three emotions are uncontrollable lust, complete apathy, and white hot rage
>>4314427Fluid confident movements without making the human bigger.
>>4314620Probably more than the human love organ is capable.
I heard cow noses are big enough you can stick your whole dick in there. Is that true with horses too?
>>4315181Why would you even consider that when they have perfectly accommodating vaginas?
How many oily rags can a horse eat in a day?
>>4315181That's it. I've had enough of those fucked up posts. I'll pack my things and move to Snoofandria
I'm in an argument with a friend over if living at a home with a centaur girl would be based or not, i think it would be but he claims your house would smell cause of how much horses fartIs this true, do horses fart super often?
>>4315344Because it would look funny
>>4315788What does goshiii means?
>>4315946Goshi or Golshi is short for Gold Ship who is a very popular Japanese race horse