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Horse General
Neigh-I edition

>>4270997 - thread that lay down for even a second
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first for zorse
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>>4301253
Zhetland Pebra
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>tfw priced out of the mare market
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Meet my foal! He's 5 months old and his name is falcon
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>>4301375
Nice foal. Does he still have that weird foal smell?
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>>4301255
>Suitable for: Pleasure
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>>4301376
he does! still waiting for horse smell to come through
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cagers seething
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what will she order?
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>>4301412
mare juice
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>>4301412
>this is dog give dog treat
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>>4301412
Hayburgers
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>>4301412
I'll have uhhhhhhhhh...
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American Booty
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it can't be ethical to own a horse
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>>4301412
Plenty of Salaatti
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>>4301412

WHAT THE FUCK
WATCH OUT HORSE
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>4301544
to be honest it's highly unethical to be forced to not own a horse
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>>4301570
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>>4301543
A pleasing butte
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>>4301667
>u mirin?
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>>4302078
A real hero
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Neighsic instinct
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I am this close to starting another snoofa fight
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>>4302360
DON'T DO IT ANON
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>what are these breasts doing in my barn
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>>4302360
SNIFFFFFFFF
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Be honest
How many of you are bronies
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>>4302844
>Faces aren't long enough
>Hooves aren't visible
>Annoyingly bright pastel colors
Yeah I could never get into the show. Plus, why would I need it when I already have access to the real deal whenever I want?
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>>4302844
Me but I like real horses better. The two groups are not really that connected and many bronies find real horses "disgusting" and many horse enjoyers don't like mlp. The ponies in the show lose all horsey features by the end of s2.
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>>4302844
Me. Ponies are cuter than horses btw.
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>>4302844
I only like the clop because so many artists go out of their way to be anatomically correct
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>>4302844
I am, that said, I liked MLP before G4 came out and that became a term. I much prefer the horsier fanart. Most are far too cat like.
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>even /an/ isn't spared from this retarded AI fad shit spam
Jesus fucking Christ, no one cares about your shitty artist larping, I just want to see animals. kill yourselves already
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>>4302844
Oh my sweet summer child. We are way worse than bronies
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>>4303069
It's the most annoying when artists project their cat behavior on ponies because they're stuck in the city and have never met a real horse in real life before. Icing on the cake is when they also claim that they like MLP ponies but hate real horses.
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>>4303077
Exactly. I get the G4 ones look way less horselike than before, but they aren't cats, I mean, come on. Its creepy.
> Icing on the cake is when they also claim that they like MLP ponies but hate real horses.
Bizarre. It annoys me no end reading posts of people commenting on MLP art saying "urgh too horselike". What the hell?
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>>4303066
i liked doug winger, 3d, etc already so the equine genitalia renaissance was amazing

>>4303117
plenty of bronies treat it like a slice of life animu like uma musume, it’s like liking cat girls but not irl cats
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>>4303124
I guess, it irks me still. Even less horselike now sadly.
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>>4303124
>dong winger
I meant the mares actually
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>>4303131
still he was a decade ahead of the curve on horse dongs
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>>4302356
>those kicks
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How do people even own horses
I think they're beautiful creatures but you need a shitload of space that's built and dedicated specifically for them, practically a full time job's worth of time and labor to take care of them, and not to mention the financial cost of all of this
Maybe I'm just biased because I'm a poorfag with a 9-5 but I can't even fathom having one, as amazing as I think they are
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>>4303180
Depends where you live I suppose. Penniless (on paper) gypsies have them. I knew a barn that took them all in every night and hung them from the rafters like this to cut costs.
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>>4303184
That sounds psychopathic.
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>>4303073
>t. seething artfag coping about the fact hes about to be replaced
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>>4303184
Very sad, personally I think the japanese method of hanging horses is a touch more humane since they let them be right side up.
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>>4303275
The only nice way to tie them is directly to your heart
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So the inevitable question; how many of you are in a relationship with a mare?
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>>4303320
How many people in here even have a mare to be in a relationship with
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>>4303322
Idk, there's gotta be at least 1 farmer autist here
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>>4301410
>>4301412

Kullannuppu FTW.
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>>4303180
It's a lot of work, but as they say: If you love something enough, you'll do anything for it.
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>>4303320
I've been in many strictly business relationships with plenty of horses.
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>>4302844
I am I basically think of them as the equivalent to horse anime. I get that not every one likes it though and I don't go around shoving it everywhere. I also liked G1 and always thought horses were neat.
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Thoughts on the Mr. Hands video?
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>>4303180
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>>4303320
I bring the carrots and she gives the horsie hugs
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I have prayed to Epona for over a year and 5 new horses appeared in my area in the span of just a few months. What does this mean?
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Random question not specifically about horses, but do animals ever fall/trip against an electric fence and be shocked for longer than usual? Is there health risk if prolonged contact were to occur?
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>>4302817
amogus
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>>4303614
try talking to them
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>>4303631
It's a pulse, do not think it would do any damage but wouldn't be enjoyable. They're typically solar/car battery so wouldn't last forever.
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>>4303631
Unless you fuck with the charger, it is only uncomfortable, like shocking yourself with a grill igniter. It's kind of fucked up, because cows and other animals test an electric fence after seeing it for the first time by touching it with their noses. Shit's got to be a bit upsetting for the animal, but they learn really quick to not fuck with the fence, unless the animal is a goat, in which case they give zero fucks about it being electrified. Fucking goats.
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>>4303665
ah, right, literal constant on would be waste of energy...
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>>4303665
are horse hooves maybe electrically isolated agains the ground?
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>>4303034
You’re saying you’re an adult male who watches my little pony? My 6 year old niece loves that show wtf does that say about you?
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I simply can't get over how cute horse ears look.
There just isn't any more perfect ear shape than the horse ear.
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>>4303596
Why are her hooves so shiny?
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>>4303743
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>>4303707
They are just all around beautiful creatures
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>>4303686
>he doesn't know
namefag you have a lot to learn
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>>4303801
Unfortunately I do know. I’ve just never confronted one.
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>>4303686
Lauren Faust, the creator of FiM, said that the show could be enjoyed by adults as well.
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have any of you ever actually fuck a horse or a donkey?
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>>4303865
No. Absolutely not.
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>>4303865
I know There are a bunch of weirdos here but animal fuckers ?
Im pretty sure they stay in the deep web
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>>4302844
That's me.
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>>4303686
>namefagging
You already lost the argument buddy. MLP is good.
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>>4303865
Of course not, Officemare
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>>4303722
looks like a bit of clear shine... it could have been so much worse
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>>4304017
>tfw the barn witch removed the feet of the new foal and surgically grafted on goat hooves because her daughter wanted a unicorn
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I've been so busy with my horse books I just remembered that it's very nearly witch horse season. As if there wasn't enough to worry about.
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>>4304045
What uh
What's the source on this.. image
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Are horses even real?
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>>4304130
Well...they were real
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>>4303325
>>4303322
here, mare chad
but relationshiplet
she hates me
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>>4304130
We are very real, yes.
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>>4303915
Dunno man. it sounds like more than a few posters here want to fuck a horse
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>>4304293
I still think about those poor Antarctica ponies. Who greenlit that boob move?
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>>4304293
>I get it, you vape
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>>4302844
For me, I got a liking for horses because of Legend of Zelda and Lord of the Rings
But yes I enjoy the pastel horse anime
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>>4304318
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>>4304295
Were some ponies seriously just dumped there and expected to survive?
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>>4304367
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Falcon_Scott
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>>4304370
Well fuck.
The bastard.
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>>4304318
truly it was the last film with soul, now the horses are cgi because of soulless pedophile jews
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>>4304318
The horse is making sure he is not dead
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>>4304367
Don't worry, there are plenty of lemon snow cones where they ended up
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>>4304194
wanting to fuck a horse and actually having fucked a horse are not the same thing.
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>>4304430
Both should be put in a re-education camp
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>>4304430
what about going to fuck a horse?
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horse cork
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CTdcIBS10
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>>4304534
>those ears

eh... BYEBYE
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>>4304433
on how to properly service a horse, of course
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>>4304856
Everyone should learn how to service their own horse, they may be very complicated but a little preventive maintenance goes a long way.
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>>4303865
No way, I'm not a deviant. I help out a stallion that couldn't finish with his belly slapping a few times, though.
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>>4304941
based 3DPD clopper
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MARES MARES MARES AMRES MARSE MARES MARSS
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>>4305003
I felt bad for him, most stallions can go off by themselves, but this poor guy was going on for like 15 minutes. So I gave him a helping hand.
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>>4305039
what did you say to the three people watching you
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>>4305039
What did it feel like
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>>4305042
Nobody saw me, since he was in my stable.
>>4305046
Not much, I had a rubber glove on.
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>>4305009
i love them!
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I used to work with an animal charity out in the interior. We'd round up feral brumbies and sort them by age then attach around 18-25 helium weather balloons and just let them drift away.
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source is https://e621.net/posts/2639826 lads I got you
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>>4305187
I'd love to drain my balls inside my wife Twilight
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>>4303596
Can you post more.? She's really cute.
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>>4305215
Neigh
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>>4304903
>some girl who's probably about 10yo is already cooler than I'll ever be
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>>4305474
she’s 5
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Horses arouse and scare me simultaneously.
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>>4305828
fucking russian saboteur horses
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>>4305742
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>>4305848
>do NOT touch the horse
A dealbreaker
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>>4303722
Water is wet (I don't know, all I know is that she surely shines)
>>4305215
I don't know if I can trust you, anon, so I give you a tentative 'Yay' instead
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If a horse laid down on you, would it kill you?
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>>4306027
It would be extremely painful
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>>4306049
She's a big mare.
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>>4306001
cute <3
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How come horse knees are all knobbly and fragile looking when the rest of them looks like pure muscle
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>>4306062
For you
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>>4305848
>The heat of horse warms the man.
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>>4306001
>I don't know if I can trust you
Honestly, nothing bad. It's just that she looks really calm and elegant compared to the average horse. Any snoof shots?
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Are horses cuddly? How do they show affection when they're so big compared to humans?
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>>4306126
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>>4306139
>man happily petting/scritching the horses
>horses look over at him briefly and then go back to more or less ignoring him
Hmm
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>>4305965
The whole point of horses is to touch them. Sometimes they touch you back. Then you know you've won at life.
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>>4306171
>never touched a horse
Bros... how do I redeem myself?
How do I find a horse to touch?
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>>4306143
they’re sleepy
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>>4306192
How are they when they're not sleepy?
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>>4306126
Lip wiggling. Sometimes they'll drag their top teeth on you and it hurts. Sometimes just standing near you is a whey they show they like you. They are incredibly affectionate animals.
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>>4306214
hungry
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>>4306225
Hungry for what?
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>>4306230
Apples
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>>4306231
Very cute.
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>>4306230
grass
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>>4306244
ass?
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>>4306231
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>>4306231
that's love
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>horse content absolutely fucking BURIED AND FLUSHED by Youtube's retarded shorts idiocy which mostly consists of jeet-reposted ShitCock content anyways
It's literally over. You can't find good horse videos anymore on youtube without having to sift through literally hundreds of thousands of those spam clips. What the absolute FUCK
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>>4306215
always such a joy to meet the foryou mare
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>>4306289
Post good horse videos
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>>4306293
Stuff like webm related.
Horse videos from obscure channels that maybe have 5 videos on them or less are buried. Months back you just sorted by date using all sorts of international horse words and got tons of interesting stuff. Now it's literally just fucking spam often even from bots.
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>>4306289
idk man I keep getting nice Japanese horse videos in my recommended
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>>4306124
She is quite calm
>Any snoof shots?
Not for her specifically (other than video), the other mares yes. I should fix that. Have winter coat instead
>>4306293
https://youtu.be/byKHt5RscR0
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>>4306391
>winter coat
I refreshed my browser.
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>>4306221
Geldings would give me the slow tooth drag, but never mares. The mares were always aloof; just standing near you was enough of a display for them.
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>>4306231
This from the /mlp/ valentine's thread isn't it?
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>>4306657
I always had the opposite problem. Pulled apart like soft bread by mares but the gelding could take it or leave it.
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>>4303686
Disregard this, I suck cocks
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>>4306779
Horse cocks?
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>>4306783
No. Inferior human cocks
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>>4307082
hey now, words can hurt...
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Damn barn witches are out in full force again
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>>4307082
No need to put yourself down like that, man. Touch a horse butt.
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>>4307351
that looks like great fun

also, sweaty mare
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N67jqhBXpOM
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>>4303686
>his 6 year old niece is on 4chan
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>>4307581
>kpoop bot lacks reading comprehension
imagine my shock
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>>4306143
That's cozy horse behavior
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alright who of you keeps etherossposting on the sisterboard
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Holy shit I didn't know that
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>>4308024
fuck
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>>4308042
…a horse
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>>4304318
>But yes I enjoy the pastel horse anime
Do you not know that's a real thing now?
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>>4308085
no
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>>4308093
>the absolute blandest animu grils possible
>BUT WITH HORSE EARS
yeah no thanks
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>>4308093
Trash compared to FiM
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>>4308024
Ewe got me
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>>4308093
>no hooves
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>>4302844
Guilty as charged
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>>4308024
SNOOF’D
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>>4308133
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Are you prepared for witch horse season?
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>>4308414
I want to pet the spooky horse
will i get haunted
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>>4308523
It would be very spooky
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>>4308530
perhaps...too spooky?
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>>4306393
Where are the snoof shots!?
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>>4303320
better question: how many people here FUCK mares how many of us get MARE PUSSY
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>>4308604
I haven't done that but one time I was cleaning a muddy pony and was cleaning under her barrel and mistook her teat for a glob of mud and was yanking on it really hard trying to remove it.
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>>4308252
Very spooky hornse skellingotn
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>>4308637
Did she wink in response to your yanking?
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>>4308933
Nah. She did that weird foal champing though. She's an extremely angry horse usually so would have kicked me if she hated it.
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Is it weird that I get kinda excited whenever I see a horse nearby like in the part of the country I'm in you rarely see em since they aren't as common where I'm in like I just ran to window 5 minutes ago cause I heard the hooves of horses
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>time ... to di-

>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? NO FUCKING DYING HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
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>>4309255
Nah, where I live horses are pretty common, many stables for riding, jumping and dressage, but every time I see a horse just out in the field it really makes my day.
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>>4309371
Close one
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what makes people sniff poners
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>>4309405
Shame they cut the footage before she sniffs the musk from his cock
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>>4309430
that's a mare
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>>4309434
...unlucky
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>>4309438
gae
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>>4308547
they are not ready
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>>4309479
Wrong
I wasn't ready for this
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>>4309479
:(
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rocky says hello hors general
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>>4309922
Hi Rocky!
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>youtubers are now applying horsegeneral's visual illusions to garner views
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>>4309922
F L A T
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>>4309922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOmJLk1lu08&t=94s
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>>4309922
Rocky.
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>>4310131
Kiss the hoers
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>>4309405
poners smell nice :)
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>>4303631
It pulses rather than delivering a constant current, so they should have a chance to get spooked and move away. I have never heard of a fence actually causing real damage even if the animal got tangled.
I got tangled in one myself once doing some night photography in a place I should have researched better. I was fine and so was the camera.
Although my pride was a bit hurt.
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>>4303669
Of course it's upsetting for them.
My dog stuck her snout on one once. I just had a split second to notice where she was going and yell "no!" before it happened. So now she assumed I administered the shock.
Was really scared of me for the rest of the day and refused to go near that area for the rest of her damn life. Made me feel like shit.
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>>4303665
God that's hot
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>>4309922
he looks very polite
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Not a chance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJOUif5Cmc
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>>4311389
Lmao, what happened there?
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>>4311656
Horse Vietnam
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>>4311389
story?
was that the path to the horsebutcher?
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>>4311757
horse wakeboarding practice
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I think horses stink!
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>>4312008
Clearly you lack the capability to appreciate their mareomones
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>>4312008
you mean they stink GOOD, right anon?
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Horse have such cute and expressive ears. I love them.
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>>4312656
I like grabbing one with each hand and moving them around like joysticks.
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was does the dangly bit feel like
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>tfw have to look at close up pictures of teats and horse genitals in uni
They're usually pretty unflattering but I can't even say anything
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Digital horses can now be created
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>>4312990
Any good pics of it flared?
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>>4312922
Are they as soft as they look?
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>>4313501
They're pretty soft. Go grab some.
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>>4312990
Ah, you must be in one of those horse science programs I hear so much about
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>>4313619
Can I just mix two of them and go with horse back end kissing?
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>>4313204
>4th pic
Arabian Neights kind of feel.
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>>4313619
>Harvard
damn, Im never getting in.
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Ever worry they know what you're thinking when they look at you with those big ol' eyes?
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>>4313873
>pretty mane, Anon brushy-brushy
>horsie go neigh
Im a simple man.
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>>4313873
I know horses that were extremely patient with autistic people that would scream and explode at them and they wouldn't really mind but if a normie turned around too fast they'd bite off their kneecaps. I don't know what they are detecting...
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>>4313910
can horses tell the difference between randos and "horse people"
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>>4313873
No that would be cool. I'd gladly share my thoughts with a telepathic horse companion if it's mutual.
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>>4313967
What if they know you think their teats are cool looking and try and marry you?
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Chubby says hello, begrudgingly. She isn't happy about having to exercise.
We got to watch some federal government horses recently which was pretty cool.

>>4306126
It depends on the horse really, I've been around some that hated being touched or giving any kind of affection beyond being somewhat close to you, and I've been around some that will just get right on top of you and demand pets. Also >>4306221 this too. I get a lot of nickers personally. I love walking in the barn and having like 20 horses all nicker at me at the same time.

>>4309922
hello Rocky!

>>4313933
Absolutely. They're extremely emotional animals and can pick up on very very subtle behavior in humans. For example, when you're riding a horse, they can tell where you're looking and will take that as a cue to move in that direction. They aren't telepathic so they can't read your thoughts, but anything you're expressing through body language (which is probably more than you realize) they'll notice. Plus they'll be able to tell if you know what you're doing around them and how calm you are.
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>>4313984
>I love walking in the barn and having like 20 horses all nicker at me at the same time.
imagine the sonic blast
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>>4313984
I love that fat white mare. She's a good example of what makes a horse loveable.
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>>4313984
What a little chubster. She should be well provisioned for winter.
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>>4313984
I love her. I want to rub her belly
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please post the gif with the horse ears with gloves on them i forgor to save it
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>>4314364
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>>4314388
<3
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>>4313984
>Absolutely...(etc)
Oh, that's cool. So even if you sadly don't get to interact with or see horses very often, they can pick up on someone who thinks "Wow these are cool/fun animals".

>but anything you're expressing through body language (which is probably more than you realize) they'll notice
I guess a big part of being a dedicated horse carer/owner is conveying yourself to them intentionally more? Better communication anyway.
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>>4314388
imagine the increased minerals consumption just to move the mass of those gloves over the ears.
those minerals had to come from somewhere...
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>>4314416
there’s some gestures you avoid (outstretched arms, smiles showing teeth) that humans interpret as welcoming but horses interpret as threatening
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>>4314425
What does a horse interpret as welcoming?
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>>4314427
free minerals
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>>4314465
b-but I need my minerals
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>>4314427
my pants unzipping
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>>4313204
"Horse wearing a Sombrero by Van Gogh"
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>>4314425
How are smiles and outstretched arms threatening?
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>>4314495
>bare teeth
predator animal about to rip you apart
>outstretched arms
fuck huge anything

come on, it's not racket science
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>>4314425
my horse don't care cause he chill like that
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Is there somewhere I can go to just like, hang out with horses
Nothing weird, no inappropriate touches, I just want to be around them, they're cool
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>>4314607
uh sure, depends on where you live.
for example here I just have to bike like 10 minutes until I see some. on rare occasions I hear clopping outside and then see some people leading a couple through the village. I love that noise.
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do horses feel love?
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>>4314620
Yes. What a stupid question.
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>>4314620
No their only three emotions are uncontrollable lust, complete apathy, and white hot rage
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>>4314427
Fluid confident movements without making the human bigger.
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>>4314620
Probably more than the human love organ is capable.
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I heard cow noses are big enough you can stick your whole dick in there.
Is that true with horses too?
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>>4315181
Do not
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>>4315181
Why would you even consider that when they have perfectly accommodating vaginas?
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How many oily rags can a horse eat in a day?
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>>4315346
8
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>>4315181
That's it. I've had enough of those fucked up posts. I'll pack my things and move to Snoofandria
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I'm in an argument with a friend over if living at a home with a centaur girl would be based or not, i think it would be but he claims your house would smell cause of how much horses fart

Is this true, do horses fart super often?
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>>4315371
my home
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>>4315344
Because it would look funny
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Goshiiiii
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>>4315788
What does goshiii means?
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>>4315946
horse name
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>>4315946
Goshi or Golshi is short for Gold Ship who is a very popular Japanese race horse



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