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>>4301126
not a real animal you can't fool me
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>>4301131
if you play this in reverse its just darksouls
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>>4301126
cutest hands ever
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That was fuckin awesome
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>>4301127
He hates it! But this guy loves it.
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>>4301155
what was it carrying?
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>>4301172
tree kangaroo
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>>4301127
brushie brushie
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>>4301136
I am also a fox who likes melons
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>>4301603
wrong, you're just a degenerate
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>>4301136
fogger
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>>4301604
I'm both
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>>4301607
no, just the one I said
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>>4301149
based windshield-wiper-ridding birdie
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>>4301344
you're gay
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>>4301149
Based bird fuck ruskies
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>>4301572
Probably someone's chihuahua
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>>4301711
more like a fox or fox sized dog
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>>4301129
fuckin BASED
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>>4301129
natural selection in progress
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>>4301149
what's with the brides
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>>4301155
Brutal
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>>4302202
And thus were a thousand """"""""""clever"""""""""" article headlines about catwalks were born.
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>>4302308
>it won't sound like reddit if I make it tertiary commentary
if you're going to be fag at least have some balls about it
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>>4302317
I bet you'd love some faggot balls, wouldn't you?
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>>4302308
>>4302317
>>4302448
Stop bitching.
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>>4302474
I bet you'd love a nice bitch to...
stop?
...er...
Hang on, give me a minute.
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>>4302509
couchodile
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>>4301993
I believe it's from the latest Belarusian shitstorm. One of the candidates was put in prison and his wife ran instead of him and also organized "wife marches" where they would dress up in white and go around the city attention whoring on behalf of political prisoners.
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>>4302092
That's not safe. Cows actually kill more people than sharks.
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>>4302853
>Cows actually kill more people than sharks.
If sharks were more easily available cows would definitely give them precedence.
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>>4302509
That's not how couchsurfing works.
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>>4301127
>>4301127
>screaming in agony as the hard bristles scrape away at his soft membrane
this is a SFW board
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>>4302090
That accuracy
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>>4302913
>shitbull owner records its dog harassing wildlife
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>>4302913
Wtf gophers actually do the hands thing like in the cartoons? That's hilarious
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>>4303139
is this true?
I know nothing about aquatic turtles
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>>4303205
I don't think it's nearly as bad as anon makes it out to be, you can see how softly the person is brushing, but that little turtle isn't too happy about it either way.
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>>4302509
>interior crocodile alligator
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nvm found it myself
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>>4301136
floor bat
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>>4302853
You actually have to be mentally retarded

People understimate cows intelligence so much
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>>4302092
god I wish that was me
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>>4301157
he jumppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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>>4301131
what a goof
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>>4301155
He’s just flexing at that point, damn
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>>4303791
The way the whale looked at him.
>We're coming for you, you little bitch
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>>4303791
this is the face my mom's dog used to make when it had to piss in winter and could smell the coyote's about.
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>>4303791
That seal's look
>OH COME ON!
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>>4304422
>Kid comes home from a day at the zoo with his mother.
>"Daddy, daddy, we went to the zoo and we saw the elephants!"
>"That's great, champ."
>"Daddy, what's the dangly bit on a elephant called?"
>"That's the trunk, buddy."
>"No, daddy, the dangly bit at the back."
>"Oh, that? That's the tail."
>No, no, not the tail, it's the dangly bit between the trunk and the tail."
>"Oh. Erm, well, uh... what did mommy say it was?"
>"Mommy said it was nothing."
>"Yeah, well, mommy's been spoiled."
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>>4303791
I wonder if the cruelties and games of mammal eating orcas are what caused the residents to start only eating fish

Like when humans go vegetarian after seeing illegal immigrants fail to kill a cow properly and then try and use a backhoe to launch it into a meat grinder while it's still alive
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>>4304442
hehe
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>>4302909
I thought it was a dildo before clicking on the image.
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>>4304623
...if you're brave enough.
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>>4304464
Animals have no concept of cruelty you retarded sperg.
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>>4304822
>an animal smarter than you has no concept of cruelty
are you that retard that thinks you can't have real morals if you don't believe in god
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>>4304832
No idea who you're talking about anon. Stop anthropomorphising anims.
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>>4302853
let me know when sharks are domestic farm animals.
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>>4305230
saying a human is capable of conscious cruelty would be cetaceanising an animal actually. orcas are 100% people, humans are maybe 30% people.

most humans aren't any more self aware than their pet dog. orcas are better than you.
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>>4305276
t. orca
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>>4301970
If this isn't Holland or Germany, I'll eat my dog.
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>>4303399
>Clearly in the exterior
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>>4304464
No fish is the only stable source of protein in Greenland and parts of Canada.
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>>4301129
bipeds btfo
what grip
what balance
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>>4305347
They refuse mammals even if you give a starving orca a seal.
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>>4302853
And I've raped far more sharks than most cows have, so what?
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>>4305276
What kind of brainlet babble is this?
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>>4305481
...how many sharks does the average cow rape over the course of its lifetime?
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>>4305276
I'm really not even sure what you're trying to convey here, but orcas are simply proficient hunters. Animals are driven by instinct and knowledge learned from watching others. They have the capacity to be compassionate, but they do not do this out of good will or morals, simply instinct to protect and defend their own. Just watch a synopsis of what Harambe may have actually been trying to do to help.
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>>4304442
Modern american humor
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>>4305577
>i deny that animals have minds becaue uh, animals are low, humans are high, ok
Orcas have larger and more complex brains *even for their size* than humans, anon.

You described half of the human population way better than you described a below average orca.
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>>4301129
Fucking kek
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>>4305569
Oh no, the poor remora must have been gasping for water!
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>>4302509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEP224Sa4Rw
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>>4305569
why haven't we copied remora technology yet? I'm tired of those sticky hangers that fall down when the glue dries, imagine if we could just hange them everywhere like a remora.
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>>4305779
Damn. He's getting the succ.
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>>4305806
Damn thats cute
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>>4305769
Probably stick thanks to the pressure of the water, it would quickly dry on land.
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>>4303226
that's a snapper, they aren't happy about anything
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>>4305644
>Orcas have larger and more complex brains *even for their size* than humans, anon.
No they fucking don't lmao humans have the highest EQ of any animal on Earth. Stop talking about things you know nothing about and spreading lies.
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>>4301129
>pull off something hominids cant do with complete ease
>get laid immediately afterwards
mogged
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>>4305762
>Someone's got a reserved seat on the short bus
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>>4305569
Excuse me but I learned on Raul's Wild Kingdom that turtles were Nature's suction cups.
https://youtu.be/nSKJRCZfV6E
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>>4302202
If the runway models have a human moment and acknowledge the cat will they be beaten backstage or something?
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>>4302914
I love cows so much, bros. I wish I owned enough land to raise cows.
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>>4306160
you can see them smiling at it, but they keep their composure. one almost tripped over it though
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>>4305644
if their so god damn clever how come they are endangered?
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>>4306385
Chinks.
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>>4305619
Modern thirdie obsession
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>>4303626
What was sprayed?
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>>4306588
Catnip.
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>>4305762
>japanese porn
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>>4306418
rude
>>4306438
lewd
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>>4303399
BASED
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>>4306639
Source? This is the coolest cute thing I've seen in a while.
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>>4304442
Quintessentially American post
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>>4306704
>rude
Go check on that dog you're boiling alive Chang, I think it's done.
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>>4304442
Can't tell if you're autistic, underage, or both.
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>>4306852
why is DHL the only respectable shipping service?
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>>4306832
This is a vintage form of humor if anything, projecting much?
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>>4305619
>>4306822
Jokes on you; I stole that joke from Jim Davidson back in the 2000s.
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>>4301155
mock executions are a war crime
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>>4302509
what an absolute king
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>>4306852
>"hay"
>it's for horses
huh
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>>4306588
The title is named big nip
You really can't put 2 and 2 together? Need to ask someone else to solve this puzzle for you? You're just kinda dim-witted
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>sad
>remember /an/ webm threads exist
>happy
thanks
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>>4302092
>>4302914
more cow please
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cows are cute
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>>4305779
are these fish autistic?
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>>4305769
it works because of negative pressure created by muscles moving, not an adhesive substance, its a suction cup
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>>4304822
We can't tell. Some smarter animals like dolphins and elephants seem to have a concept of being mean
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>>4303589
What a funny fella
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>>4301165
If they didn't have leprosy they would be our frens
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>>4301346
Cat has decent taste, Makoto best boy
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>>4301457
Doesn't make any goddamn sense that a bug would enjoy being groomed.
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>>4307376
Actually, a centipede is a myriapod and they happen to be one of the most aggressive arthropods in the world so the fact that it did not bite the man once is shocking.
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>>4307277
>dolphins and elephants seem to have a concept of being mean
Link?
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>>4303791
Goddamn. That seal looks like he understands how fucked he is.
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>>4307443
Literal thug seagull. I would have kicked it.
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>>4307473
Kot on the cob
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>>4307446
t. beta gull
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>>4306852
hey I used to load planes at dhl. it fucking sucked.
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>>4307528
I thought they're supposed to crush the egg in their throat. You cut the video too soon, now I'm worried for him.
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>>4303205
>>4303226
the video clearly states is a tortoise you retards
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>>4307566
filename is wrong, it's a snapping turtle
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>>4305276
>>4305644
JFC are you CIA wierdo degenerate J C Lilly?
>>4307473
>4307520
Fattie wants his pets to have dibeetus too
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>>4306318
Young elephants are such cute goofballs
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>>4307446
Why would you interfere with nature? Do you hate animals or something?
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>>4307458
Looks like the fucking grubs from Gears of War.
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>>4307473
Why would you feed a highly specialized predator hard to digest vegetation like that? Fucking animal abuse.
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>>4303791
orcas are evil I swear
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>>4307686
You're thinking of orcs, orcas are cetaceans
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>>4307680
see
>>4307573
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>>4307680
it probably likes it because corn is also used as a filler in whatever generic pet food it's fed
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>>4308018
mine gets a raw diet and he still absolutely loses his shit for corn chips
there's just something about corn
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>>4301129
HOLY BASED
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>>4301129
The best part of this is the dog getting fucked's reaction
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>>4307679
Jesus I knew I had seen that face somewhere before
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>>4308304
What kind of precambrian bullshit is that?
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>>4308420
Proves my point. The octopus does not view this activity as cruel. Only as "fun".
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>>4307824
They do that to ged rid of excess salt right?
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>>4302913
not shown: the gopher getting mauled by the nigbull
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>>4304822
>animals can't be cruel because...they're animals!
Explain this bullshit without spouting schizo nonsense about snakes and trees. It does not take a lot of brainpower to be cruel, to hurt something for no reason despite knowing that it suffers. To overcome and inverse your own empathy. In fact it seems to be more of an animal activity than a human one.

Meanwhile orcas probably look at humans torturing prisoners and say "those dumb apes aren't being cruel. they are just honing their warfare instincts so they can gather resources and reproduce more later."
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>>4301131
I wish i had the agility of the gibbon
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>>4308709
I was expecting a shriveled-ballsack-lookin' cat
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>>4306976
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>>4303626
could you use catnip against feline attacks?
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>>4308692
Being "cruel" =/= being aware of "cruelty". An orca toys with its prey not because it enjoys being cruel, but because it loves to hunt and has fun doing so.
Also,
>Meanwhile orcas probably look at humans torturing prisoners and say "those dumb apes aren't being cruel. they are just honing their warfare instincts so they can gather resources and reproduce more later."
The only schizo ITT is you.
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>>4308752
You're thinking of Socrates
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>>4308778
Probably not fast-acting enough for when you're under attack, also not very reliable - some cats get really aggressive from it. If big cats are like small ones, it also might not do anything to cubs.
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>>4308809
>a human toys with its prey not because it enjoys being cruel, but because it loves to hunt and has fun doing so. stop projecting cetacean emotions onto lower apes.
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>>4308809
if you willfully cause pain/suffering while being aware of it you are being cruel. enjoying the hunt so much you taunt and torture your prey is equal to being cruel. orcas have more developed brains than humans, especially in the limbic system. they are definitely aware enough of cruelty for the resident orca culture (no significant genetic difference, it is culture) to refuse any and all mammal meat. when the salmon runs out they just eat trash fish even if you toss stray dogs and extra plump seals into the water. and they do not intermingle or breed with mammal eaters even if you try to set it up.
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>>4308466
No, that is how they get rid of excess snot.
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>>4303443
....the forest spirit!
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>>4305762
Wtf is this just a tiktoker?
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>>4308304
HEEELLLPP ME NIGGERMANN!!
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>>4308928
>to refuse any and all mammal meat
Last I checked Orcas love eating seals.
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>>4308858
No, he's thinking Diogenes.
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>>4309064
The chick pretends to be a giant caterpillar?
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>>4309164
did you take a picture with your phone through binoculars?
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>>4306852
money, well… spent.
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>>4306852
kalitta air has a 727 named "Air Horse One"
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>>4309164
Reminds me of
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>>4309327
Er, sorry, I meant this one
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>>4302914
Why such a smart beautiful animal tastes so good

Why bros, why does it has to be like this
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>>4309080
I'd stick my dick in her asshole and jizz inside if you know what I mean.
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>>4303791
That poor bastard
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>>4304822
I think the smartest animals might be able to realize theyre making something else suffer, so they might
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>>4306832
Its literally boomer humour you absolute nigger monkey
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>>4309143
It looks like a poisonous caterpillar probably to deter predators.
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>>4301131
Was it autism?
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>>4309443
Wolves have rougher and much longer guard hairs than most dogs, but their undercoat is really warm and soft especially in the winter.
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>>4309465
we should have evolved to have finger tongues
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>>4309502
I can only hope they got adopted together.
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>>4309465
...Ladies!
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>>4308858
socrates nuts
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>>4306854
lol what? DHL was so shitty they essentially went out of business here in the states.
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>>4302087
Fantastic
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>>4309585
literally how? American post monopoly is just stockholm syndrome
>order internationally through DHL
>customs gets notified in advance of contents
>doesn't even stop at the border
>get package from the complete opposite side of the world in 2 days
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>>4308858
>>4309122
Actually, that anon was right. Plato defined man as "featherless biped", and Diogenes took the piss out of him
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>>4309662
Diogenes tried too hard to act like a "chad" he came off as a passive-aggressive attention whore pseud high on his own fart.
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>>4309814
platonic phalanges dictated this message
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>>4309662
diogenes seemed obsessed with getting "ha, got 'em!" from people more succesful and respectable than him, and farming "based!" and (you)s from midwits. people probably tolerated him back then because they knew he was just an "idiosyncratic" loser hobo with nothing to his name, literally the ancient greek equivalent of lolcows like chris-chan. no wonder reddit loves this "lol so randumb, wacky, witty, and funneh!" pseudo-intelectual "philosopher".
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>>4309532
Smart little fellas for being the size of your thumb
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>>4309427
I get what you mean, that girl holding the cat is hot with her big buttocks and thin waist. Let’s just say, I want to have sex with her because I’m a horny boy and she’s a hot girl.
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>>4305368
They will also refuse to utilizing a new prey species of fish even if their primary prey species is depleted. Not to mention, hunting mammals and hunting fish are two completely different skill sets.
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>>4309676
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>>4302202
cat on the catwalk
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>>4308794
i can't stop laughing
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>>4309608
Are sasquatchs just gorillas let loose in different environments
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>>4309137
Why did people pit feathers on that lizard?
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>>4309532
>woman arrives, instantly scares the bird away ruining the moment
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>>4307458
That is literally the Creature from the Black Lagoon
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>>4309970
the bird is shy, doesnt know how to speak to girls.
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>>4308794

Hey guess what??
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>>4309960
Donkeys are cute
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>it's impossible to shoot a scene without being a part of it
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>>4310200
how lucky that cats can extinguish fire with their minds, apparently.
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>>4310196
>Ecstasy of Gold playing
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>>4306639
Clever fella
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>>4310213
Ecstasy of Gold doesn't play during the standoff
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>>4303399
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER
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>>4309080
forget the cat.
holy ass
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>>4307686
>No recorded attacks on humans
>recorded
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>>4309457
she's a cutie!
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>>4310335
me on the left
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>>4309933
Lovely looking creatures.
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>>4310461
Wtf is on it's back?
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>>4310505
tail
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>>4310334
awesome
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>>4310509
??
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>>4310595
>not just blasting the turkeys with dog spray
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>>4309934
you can tell she knew she fucked up because she recoils slightly in anticipation of the pecking
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>>4310335
BASED
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>>4310200
How did the woman not notice her cat being on fire?
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>>4302241
he wolfe
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>>4310370
Orcas never leave witnesses.
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>>4310505
Are you underage or just mentally retarded?
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>>4310621
Why do you hate turkeys so much?
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>>4310650
>How did the woman
You answered your own question.
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>>4309929
Now this one I didn't expect
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>>4309929
Caribouyant
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>>4306906
Protip for obsessed foreigners: only Brits use the wors "dangly"
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>>4311149
How would an American describe something as having the property of dangling, then?
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>>4311162
ayo man dis shit swangin'
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>>4310675
Wtf is this real???
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>>4310675
>aw he must be crippled and he learned how to walk like that to cope :(
>reaches bench
>walks under it normally
Well shit you know what they say about assumptions
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>>4311521
>you know what they say about assumptions
When they're wrong, it's something unusual?
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how do i make a crow bro without stealing egg?!
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>>4301131
And they say capoeira is a meme martial art.
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>>4311590
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>>4309903
>Landslide fades out
>train sound
>"waaaaaait!"
>"Bambi!?"
>"Faline!"
>"Faline i love you!"
>"im sorry i couldnt say it before, but i mean it now!"
>"please Falin, give me one last chance!"



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