>>4301126not a real animal you can't fool me
>>4301131if you play this in reverse its just darksouls
>>4301126cutest hands ever
>>4301155That was fuckin awesome
>>4301127He hates it! But this guy loves it.
>>4301155what was it carrying?
>>4301136I am also a fox who likes melons
>>4301603wrong, you're just a degenerate
>>4301607no, just the one I said
>>4301149based windshield-wiper-ridding birdie
>>4301149Based bird fuck ruskies
>>4301572Probably someone's chihuahua
>>4301711more like a fox or fox sized dog
>>4301129natural selection in progress
>>4301149what's with the brides
>>4302202And thus were a thousand """"""""""clever"""""""""" article headlines about catwalks were born.
>>4302308>it won't sound like reddit if I make it tertiary commentaryif you're going to be fag at least have some balls about it
>>4302317I bet you'd love some faggot balls, wouldn't you?
>>4302474I bet you'd love a nice bitch to...stop?...er...Hang on, give me a minute.
>>4301993I believe it's from the latest Belarusian shitstorm. One of the candidates was put in prison and his wife ran instead of him and also organized "wife marches" where they would dress up in white and go around the city attention whoring on behalf of political prisoners.
>>4302092That's not safe. Cows actually kill more people than sharks.
>>4302853>Cows actually kill more people than sharks.If sharks were more easily available cows would definitely give them precedence.
>>4302509That's not how couchsurfing works.
>>4301127>>4301127>screaming in agony as the hard bristles scrape away at his soft membranethis is a SFW board
>>4302913>shitbull owner records its dog harassing wildlife
>>4302913Wtf gophers actually do the hands thing like in the cartoons? That's hilarious
>>4303139is this true?I know nothing about aquatic turtles
>>4303205I don't think it's nearly as bad as anon makes it out to be, you can see how softly the person is brushing, but that little turtle isn't too happy about it either way.
>>4302509>interior crocodile alligator
post the webm of the monkey slipping on the wet ground
nvm found it myself
>>4302853You actually have to be mentally retardedPeople understimate cows intelligence so much
>>4302092god I wish that was me
>>4301131what a goof
>>4301155He’s just flexing at that point, damn
>>4303791The way the whale looked at him.>We're coming for you, you little bitch
>>4303791this is the face my mom's dog used to make when it had to piss in winter and could smell the coyote's about.
>>4303791That seal's look>OH COME ON!
>>4304422>Kid comes home from a day at the zoo with his mother.>"Daddy, daddy, we went to the zoo and we saw the elephants!">"That's great, champ.">"Daddy, what's the dangly bit on a elephant called?">"That's the trunk, buddy.">"No, daddy, the dangly bit at the back.">"Oh, that? That's the tail.">No, no, not the tail, it's the dangly bit between the trunk and the tail.">"Oh. Erm, well, uh... what did mommy say it was?">"Mommy said it was nothing.">"Yeah, well, mommy's been spoiled."
>>4303791I wonder if the cruelties and games of mammal eating orcas are what caused the residents to start only eating fishLike when humans go vegetarian after seeing illegal immigrants fail to kill a cow properly and then try and use a backhoe to launch it into a meat grinder while it's still alive
>>4302909I thought it was a dildo before clicking on the image.
>>4304623...if you're brave enough.
>>4304464Animals have no concept of cruelty you retarded sperg.
>>4304822>an animal smarter than you has no concept of crueltyare you that retard that thinks you can't have real morals if you don't believe in god
>>4304832No idea who you're talking about anon. Stop anthropomorphising anims.
>>4302853let me know when sharks are domestic farm animals.
>>4305230saying a human is capable of conscious cruelty would be cetaceanising an animal actually. orcas are 100% people, humans are maybe 30% people.most humans aren't any more self aware than their pet dog. orcas are better than you.
>>4301970If this isn't Holland or Germany, I'll eat my dog.
>>4303399>Clearly in the exterior
>>4304464No fish is the only stable source of protein in Greenland and parts of Canada.
>>4301129bipeds btfo what gripwhat balance
>>4305347They refuse mammals even if you give a starving orca a seal.
>>4302853And I've raped far more sharks than most cows have, so what?
>>4305276What kind of brainlet babble is this?
>>4305481...how many sharks does the average cow rape over the course of its lifetime?
>>4305276I'm really not even sure what you're trying to convey here, but orcas are simply proficient hunters. Animals are driven by instinct and knowledge learned from watching others. They have the capacity to be compassionate, but they do not do this out of good will or morals, simply instinct to protect and defend their own. Just watch a synopsis of what Harambe may have actually been trying to do to help.
>>4304442Modern american humor
>>4305577>i deny that animals have minds becaue uh, animals are low, humans are high, okOrcas have larger and more complex brains *even for their size* than humans, anon.You described half of the human population way better than you described a below average orca.
>>4305569Oh no, the poor remora must have been gasping for water!
>>4305569why haven't we copied remora technology yet? I'm tired of those sticky hangers that fall down when the glue dries, imagine if we could just hange them everywhere like a remora.
>>4305779Damn. He's getting the succ.
>>4305806Damn thats cute
>>4305769Probably stick thanks to the pressure of the water, it would quickly dry on land.
>>4303226that's a snapper, they aren't happy about anything
>>4305644>Orcas have larger and more complex brains *even for their size* than humans, anon.No they fucking don't lmao humans have the highest EQ of any animal on Earth. Stop talking about things you know nothing about and spreading lies.
>>4301129>pull off something hominids cant do with complete ease>get laid immediately afterwardsmogged
>>4305762>Someone's got a reserved seat on the short bus
>>4305569Excuse me but I learned on Raul's Wild Kingdom that turtles were Nature's suction cups.https://youtu.be/nSKJRCZfV6E
>>4302202If the runway models have a human moment and acknowledge the cat will they be beaten backstage or something?
>>4302092>>4302914I love cows so much, bros. I wish I owned enough land to raise cows.
>>4306160you can see them smiling at it, but they keep their composure. one almost tripped over it though
>>4305644if their so god damn clever how come they are endangered?
>>4305619Modern thirdie obsession
>>4303626What was sprayed?
>>4306639Source? This is the coolest cute thing I've seen in a while.
>>4304442Quintessentially American post
>>4306704>rudeGo check on that dog you're boiling alive Chang, I think it's done.
>>4304442Can't tell if you're autistic, underage, or both.
>>4306852why is DHL the only respectable shipping service?
>>4306832This is a vintage form of humor if anything, projecting much?
>>4305619>>4306822Jokes on you; I stole that joke from Jim Davidson back in the 2000s.
>>4301155mock executions are a war crime
>>4302509what an absolute king
>>4306852>"hay">it's for horseshuh
>>4306588The title is named big nipYou really can't put 2 and 2 together? Need to ask someone else to solve this puzzle for you? You're just kinda dim-witted
>sad>remember /an/ webm threads exist>happythanks
>>4302092>>4302914more cow please
cows are cute
>>4305779are these fish autistic?
>>4305769it works because of negative pressure created by muscles moving, not an adhesive substance, its a suction cup
>>4304822We can't tell. Some smarter animals like dolphins and elephants seem to have a concept of being mean
>>4303589What a funny fella
>>4301165If they didn't have leprosy they would be our frens
>>4301346Cat has decent taste, Makoto best boy
I don't have many reptile webms on this computer yet, can you guys help me out?
>>4301457Doesn't make any goddamn sense that a bug would enjoy being groomed.
>>4307376Actually, a centipede is a myriapod and they happen to be one of the most aggressive arthropods in the world so the fact that it did not bite the man once is shocking.
>>4307277>dolphins and elephants seem to have a concept of being meanLink?
>>4303791Goddamn. That seal looks like he understands how fucked he is.
>>4307443Literal thug seagull. I would have kicked it.
>>4307473Kot on the cob
>>4307446t. beta gull
>>4306852hey I used to load planes at dhl. it fucking sucked.
>>4307528I thought they're supposed to crush the egg in their throat. You cut the video too soon, now I'm worried for him.
>>4303205>>4303226the video clearly states is a tortoise you retards
>>4307566filename is wrong, it's a snapping turtle
>>4305276>>4305644JFC are you CIA wierdo degenerate J C Lilly?>>4307473>4307520Fattie wants his pets to have dibeetus too
>>4306318Young elephants are such cute goofballs
>>4307446Why would you interfere with nature? Do you hate animals or something?
>>4307458Looks like the fucking grubs from Gears of War.
>>4307473Why would you feed a highly specialized predator hard to digest vegetation like that? Fucking animal abuse.
>>4303791orcas are evil I swear
>>4307686You're thinking of orcs, orcas are cetaceans
>>4307680it probably likes it because corn is also used as a filler in whatever generic pet food it's fed
>>4308018mine gets a raw diet and he still absolutely loses his shit for corn chipsthere's just something about corn
>>4301129The best part of this is the dog getting fucked's reaction
>>4307679Jesus I knew I had seen that face somewhere before
>>4308304What kind of precambrian bullshit is that?
>>4308420Proves my point. The octopus does not view this activity as cruel. Only as "fun".
>>4307824They do that to ged rid of excess salt right?
>>4302913not shown: the gopher getting mauled by the nigbull
>>4304822>animals can't be cruel because...they're animals!Explain this bullshit without spouting schizo nonsense about snakes and trees. It does not take a lot of brainpower to be cruel, to hurt something for no reason despite knowing that it suffers. To overcome and inverse your own empathy. In fact it seems to be more of an animal activity than a human one.Meanwhile orcas probably look at humans torturing prisoners and say "those dumb apes aren't being cruel. they are just honing their warfare instincts so they can gather resources and reproduce more later."
>>4301131I wish i had the agility of the gibbon
>>4308709I was expecting a shriveled-ballsack-lookin' cat
>>4306976>>4306588>>4303626could you use catnip against feline attacks?
>>4308692Being "cruel" =/= being aware of "cruelty". An orca toys with its prey not because it enjoys being cruel, but because it loves to hunt and has fun doing so.Also,>Meanwhile orcas probably look at humans torturing prisoners and say "those dumb apes aren't being cruel. they are just honing their warfare instincts so they can gather resources and reproduce more later."The only schizo ITT is you.
>>4308752You're thinking of Socrates
>>4308778Probably not fast-acting enough for when you're under attack, also not very reliable - some cats get really aggressive from it. If big cats are like small ones, it also might not do anything to cubs.
>>4308809>a human toys with its prey not because it enjoys being cruel, but because it loves to hunt and has fun doing so. stop projecting cetacean emotions onto lower apes.
>>4308809if you willfully cause pain/suffering while being aware of it you are being cruel. enjoying the hunt so much you taunt and torture your prey is equal to being cruel. orcas have more developed brains than humans, especially in the limbic system. they are definitely aware enough of cruelty for the resident orca culture (no significant genetic difference, it is culture) to refuse any and all mammal meat. when the salmon runs out they just eat trash fish even if you toss stray dogs and extra plump seals into the water. and they do not intermingle or breed with mammal eaters even if you try to set it up.
>>4308466No, that is how they get rid of excess snot.
>>4303443....the forest spirit!
>>4305762Wtf is this just a tiktoker?
>>4308304HEEELLLPP ME NIGGERMANN!!
>>4308928>to refuse any and all mammal meatLast I checked Orcas love eating seals.
>>4308858No, he's thinking Diogenes.
>>4309064The chick pretends to be a giant caterpillar?
>>4309164did you take a picture with your phone through binoculars?
>>4306852money, well… spent.
>>4306852kalitta air has a 727 named "Air Horse One"
>>4309164Reminds me of
>>4309327Er, sorry, I meant this one
>>4302914Why such a smart beautiful animal tastes so goodWhy bros, why does it has to be like this
>>4309080I'd stick my dick in her asshole and jizz inside if you know what I mean.
>>4303791That poor bastard
>>4304822I think the smartest animals might be able to realize theyre making something else suffer, so they might
>>4306832Its literally boomer humour you absolute nigger monkey
>>4309143It looks like a poisonous caterpillar probably to deter predators.
>>4301131Was it autism?
>>4309443Wolves have rougher and much longer guard hairs than most dogs, but their undercoat is really warm and soft especially in the winter.
>>4309465we should have evolved to have finger tongues
>>4309502I can only hope they got adopted together.
>>4306854lol what? DHL was so shitty they essentially went out of business here in the states.
>>4309585literally how? American post monopoly is just stockholm syndrome>order internationally through DHL>customs gets notified in advance of contents>doesn't even stop at the border>get package from the complete opposite side of the world in 2 days
>>4308858>>4309122Actually, that anon was right. Plato defined man as "featherless biped", and Diogenes took the piss out of him
>>4309662Diogenes tried too hard to act like a "chad" he came off as a passive-aggressive attention whore pseud high on his own fart.
>>4309814platonic phalanges dictated this message
>>4309662diogenes seemed obsessed with getting "ha, got 'em!" from people more succesful and respectable than him, and farming "based!" and (you)s from midwits. people probably tolerated him back then because they knew he was just an "idiosyncratic" loser hobo with nothing to his name, literally the ancient greek equivalent of lolcows like chris-chan. no wonder reddit loves this "lol so randumb, wacky, witty, and funneh!" pseudo-intelectual "philosopher".
>>4309532Smart little fellas for being the size of your thumb
>>4309427I get what you mean, that girl holding the cat is hot with her big buttocks and thin waist. Let’s just say, I want to have sex with her because I’m a horny boy and she’s a hot girl.
>>4305368They will also refuse to utilizing a new prey species of fish even if their primary prey species is depleted. Not to mention, hunting mammals and hunting fish are two completely different skill sets.
>>4302202cat on the catwalk
>>4308794i can't stop laughing
>>4309608Are sasquatchs just gorillas let loose in different environments
>>4309137Why did people pit feathers on that lizard?
>>4309532>woman arrives, instantly scares the bird away ruining the moment
>>4307458That is literally the Creature from the Black Lagoon
>>4309970the bird is shy, doesnt know how to speak to girls.
>>4308794Hey guess what??
>>4309960Donkeys are cute
>it's impossible to shoot a scene without being a part of it
>>4310200how lucky that cats can extinguish fire with their minds, apparently.
>>4310196>Ecstasy of Gold playing
>>4310213Ecstasy of Gold doesn't play during the standoff
>>4303399I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER
>>4309080forget the cat.holy ass
>>4307686>No recorded attacks on humans>recorded
>>4309457she's a cutie!
>>4310335me on the left
>>4309933Lovely looking creatures.
>>4310461Wtf is on it's back?
>>4310595>not just blasting the turkeys with dog spray
>>4309934you can tell she knew she fucked up because she recoils slightly in anticipation of the pecking
>>4310200How did the woman not notice her cat being on fire?
>>4310370Orcas never leave witnesses.
>>4310505Are you underage or just mentally retarded?
>>4310621Why do you hate turkeys so much?
>>4310650>How did the womanYou answered your own question.
>>4309929Now this one I didn't expect
>>4306906Protip for obsessed foreigners: only Brits use the wors "dangly"
>>4311149How would an American describe something as having the property of dangling, then?
>>4311162ayo man dis shit swangin'
>>4310675Wtf is this real???
>>4310675>aw he must be crippled and he learned how to walk like that to cope :(>reaches bench >walks under it normallyWell shit you know what they say about assumptions
>>4311521>you know what they say about assumptionsWhen they're wrong, it's something unusual?
how do i make a crow bro without stealing egg?!
>>4301131And they say capoeira is a meme martial art.
>>4309903>Landslide fades out>train sound>"waaaaaait!">"Bambi!?">"Faline!">"Faline i love you!">"im sorry i couldnt say it before, but i mean it now!">"please Falin, give me one last chance!"