*NOMF* edition.post and discuss wolves, 'yotes and other wild canines
>>4278788Wolves are kino
>>4278806return the damn spacecraft!
Huskies are just housewolves and there’s no reason to want to deal with wolves in person when they act almost exactly like huskies
Why do huskyfags immediately hijack every wolf thread? We get enough h*sky discussion on the rest of the board
>>4279109i love to fantasize that this small husky male is being breeded by an alpha wolf
>>4279111Kinda hot. Also checked
>>4278915>shitty low-res JPEG image converted to PNG are you the same guy from the fox thread?
>>4279124Turns out this photo is a fake
>>4279182Oh yeah the lighting doesn't look quite right
>>4279124Huskies are ringtail lemurs' descendants that were mated with wolfs!
>>4279143Suddenly, I am starting to put myself into his maw. Later, he digests me.
>>4279219>>4279222why is lemurbot suddenly obsessed with wolves and dogs?
>>4279182are you retarded? PsBattle posts basically mean "have this real photo and make some funny edits with it". It isn't a showcase of an edited photos.picrel an example from that thread
>>4279176are you the guy with the phone
>>4279310on PC at the moment but i do sometimes phoneposti don't know what you think it does tbdesu
>>4279360janny banned me for posting that gif in the last thread
>>4279363That's funny. It has literally millions of views on Youtube
>>4279375not a fan of vore i guess>>4279379yeah probably this tbdesu
Disappointing not seeing more wil-Es on this here thread.
>>4279379the rapist janny hates being called out lmao
>>4279379AHAHAHAHAHA JANNY ABSOLUTELY RATTLEDwhat a pathetic and embarrassing display. did he ban you?
>>4279434lmao the state
Wolves were made to
>>4279478M-made to what, anon?
>>4279219Wolves(male) were made for Men, not lemurs(male)
>>4278788are wolves easier to tame than a bear?
>>4279517Maybe, but only bearly
Greetings fath- I mean brothers.
>>4279621>you will never have thisfuuuuck
>>4279845God I wish that were me...
Do wolf dogs make good pets with other dogs, or will it be a bully?
>>4280614It’s dependent on the gender of each animal, breeds involved, and even their specific personalities. Wolfdogs will probably do better with primitive breed dogs because they share some behavioural similarity, but if 2 females are living together during mating season they will be very vicious toward one another. Most owners have prepared for this and have built enclosures where each dog can stay in if the other is being overly aggressive towards them
>>4281172why would you ever get two intact females, especially a husky and a wolf? that sounds like a terrible ideajust get one dog only if you don't want to deal with a male's bullshit
>>4279307this is so fake. that seatbelt is clearly a shoop. and im pretty sure they dont make that leggo dude that big
>>4279360based dire wolf
>>4279419why post .223 fodder?
>>4279517no. they just wont kill you quite as easily if they revert
>>4278788So do you guys have wolfu's or like waifwolves because I know for certain you nasty fuckers are talking about boning wolfs in here. I know this stupid website, there's no way you aren't.
>>4281748I just want what they have anon...
>>4281748that's disgusting. kys for even thinking about it. wolves are frens.
>>4282199you just know
>>4279143I like looking into them.>>4279222I also want this
>>4282335The perfect compromise between wolf and yote
Hello WVLF brothers.
greetings fellow wolves
>>4283488sex with curvy fox wolves
How do wolves get minerals in their diet?
>>4283659They eat the guts of their prey, including the stomach/intestine contents.
>>4283928>get eaten and digested by some animal>wolf kills it>wolfs ingests your dissolved remains for round 2
>>4283517This yote... He looks fishy to me
>>4282895That wolf is soijacking
>open mouth therefore soijacking
>>4284046>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city
>>4284082i wish those teeth were embedded into my neck!
>>4284273kinda based ngl
>>4284040Why does he look fishy?
>>4284046i look like this
>>4284469He looks suspiciously like a fox
Will a wolf become a fren if I make it a cake?
Look how happy they are bros... giwtwm
They are slowly returning to my region
>>4279478domesticate and be our best friends!
>>4291216Always wondered why if wolves played rough with each other and use certain mannerisms to communicate (bearing teeth, rubbing heads, licking faces as a greeting, why are human caretakers usually never seen reciprocating any of it back at them? This guy is having a lot of fun sparring with the wolves and they're enjoying it too, after all. Is it a matter of "dignity" to people not to mimic animal behavior or does adopting wolf mannerisms to a wolf as a human simply not come across correctly to them as it would coming from another wolf?
>>4291470wolves are so strong that playful nibbles can break the bones in your hands and rip up your skin. that’s why. i play wrestled with a husky once (1.5x pitbull bite strength, still barely anything compared to a wolf) and whenever he had my arm or hand it genuinely hurt even though he was being as gentle as possible.
>>4292767> playful nibbles can break the bones in your hands and rip up your skin.It just wasn’t ever meant to be, was it…
>>4292767My husky must really been pulling their punches then since it was never that bad for me
Why are wolves so perfect???
>>4294406Why didn't we make dogs look like this?>m-muh huskerino!!No
>>4294433who caresyou can just take them home
>>4294433Domestication doesn't allow that
>>4294406Mexican gray wolves have the most beautiful faces
>>4292767You fucking retard do you think wolf skin is made of steel or something? That's obviously not true, otherwise they'd be ripping each other to shreds every time they played.
>>4296808The wolf in the bottom right just looks so comfy resting his muzzle on the other's back...
how do I get a wolf bf
>>4298250>get money and 100+ acres of land>open wolf sanctuary>rescue male wolf>???>wolf bf
>>4283659They purchase multivitamins at costco or sams club just like you do.
>>4298250just get a couch
>>4282335Will they ever come back?
>>4298522Literally a fucking dog that can kill you
>>4298740Yeah. There are very few packs out in the wild, but they are reproducing and a few organizations are captive breeding them too.
>>4298743So just a dog?
>>4298743You take those words back right now>>4299036What do you mean, exactly? Elaborate
>>4286963Is one on left a sheep mutt??So what exactly is the difference between wolves and dogs? How did that line get drawn?
>>4299598Did you mean to reply to >>4299379 or are you insulting my wifeOne is an animal shaped only by Mother Nature, with high intelligence and dignity, the capability of surviving independently of human aid, and who has no servile instincts towards humans or any creature other than their own family. They are praised and revered in many cultures for their gracefulness, hunting skills, and family dynamics. The other was selectively bred by humans as a tool to control sheep, guard borders, kill their wild ancestors, or as a "companion" animal that is easy to take care, lacking the physical and mental facilities to cause trouble or become distressed when locked in a cage for extended periods of time. They lack all of the wolf's autonomy and most dog breeds are completely dependent on humans and human environments for their survival.
wolves have pretty eyes, dogs... ehhhhhhhhhh... nope.
>>4294807Wolf skin is folded 1000 times making it harder then diamonds.
>>4299970they are the same species
>>4300017I know anon, I do too...
>>4300119Gr-AROOO-rious Lupine steel
>>4281748Im not a woman so these thoughts never come to mind
Is this the “you just know” general?
>>4301540Now anon, it is quite curious that you posted this set of seemingly irrelevant instructions here. But in any case, due to reasons unrelated to /wolf/ general, is it possible to say... In addition to requesting certain personality traits in your letter of intent, could one perhaps request a certain... "Form" for this "succubus" spirit to take? Like for example a umm, a uhh, a fair skinned or long haired human woman, for example! Fascinating stuff you've shown us here, by the way.
>>4301539this is the giwtwm thread
>>4301556Yes you can have a wolf succubus.
>>4302814poor lad, that looks VERY awfulhaha
>>4279625Man, he is cute.
>>4302598>>4301556>Not asking a wolf spirit instead of a succNgmiOn a side note, what's with the /x/ bleeding in lately?
>>4302891>Not asking for a wolf spirit instead of a succI'm not interested in what a succ has to offer, honestly. But what would a wolf spirit be like, I wonder. Wolves strike me as being fiercely protective of and very romantic with their partners, among other qualities. They seem like the idealization of how a SO should be.
>>4302966imagine the kisses
>>4302891so sad steve wolf died of ligma
>>4303054who’s steve wolf?
>>4302891>there are people who can’t just tell this wolf is a grill
>>4303115I'm 100% sure that's a wolf and not a grill
>>4303115just looks like a wolfdog to me
>Harvey and Kane YT channel>Heckin cute 96% wolfdog with slightly retarded husky friend>Comfy dogowner vibes, animals seem mirthful>Wolfdog Guy sees room temp IQ spitz owner doing stuff>Posts rant about stranger on internet>Wolfdog guy's vids seem off, more edge and broody>Animals cared for, but comfy vibes gone.Link to the dudes rant.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D-JwnXstrzIAm I being extra autistic, or are his videos not the same after he uploaded this shit? I just want my wolf fix.
>>4303878Not a Spitz breed. I'm an idiot
>>4303878Maybe I'm the autistic one because I watched this video 3 times and still have no idea what point he was trying to make. Comfy vibes seem the more or less the same in his recent videos though
What makes wolves so awesome? Are we naturally inclined to like them due to convergent evolution with humans (into dogs), or are they just great?
>>4305171"To look into the eyes of a wolf is to see your own soul – I hope you like what you see." ~Aldo Leopold.
wheres my state mandated yote wife?
>>4305689She's taken anon, and coyotes mate for life. Here's the wedding photo
>>4305726its illegal to have 2 state mandated yote wives - thats yote fraud
Is it legal to uhh...."rescue" my wild yote from a field behind my house?
>>4305726>he named her kate
>>4306114Sure just say it's a street mutt when you go to the vet
>>4307605>>4307672I miss zephyr.
>>4307786>>4307605He wasn't supposed to leave us this soon...
>>4279515i want to kiss a male wolf
>>4308553>Scared boof becomes cute boof
>>4308977i am not prescribed any
>>4308334We all do...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3cng80-eN0I love yotes.
>>4308977tfw no wolf kiss meds
>>4310636Didn't realize I had saved a watermarked stock photo to the wolf folder
>>4300119theres literally a transition metal called "Wolframium", used by the nazi-army for making antitank projectiles and tank.armor
i hate ranchers, they produce nothing of value and indiscriminately destroy the environment. how do we get rid of them?
>>4312383suppressed subsonic 300blk, camo, IR scope (ranchers don't have NODS lol) and a good vantage point near the treeline. Be the wolf propaganda says exists.
>>4312385might as well get actual NODS, IR gear would show up really well to other IR gear. you never know when the yote hunters will be out on their porches.>the beer is cracking>the buttons are coming undone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQDiwy8SPwAi wish these videos were longer
>>4313701They look so happy together...
>>4312385>the wolf of bunghole county
>>4311379Damn, wolves are fucking huge. She's smothering the poor guy.
>>4312383Excessively tax their fuel and fertilizer then buy the land when they're no longer solvent
>>4314161carries more than enough kinetic energy even when travelling at subsonic speeds so it's actually quiet and deadly, instead of hangun tier.
>>4314195what's the best barrel length for it?i have 20" and 16" uppers and i wouldn't mind converting one to put more ass behind it.
>>4303878I’ve noticed his videos sometimes have a weird angry edge to them too. Not an “abusing the animals” edge but a “pissed off at the world” one.
>>4313780Haha yeah poor guy lol imagine that happening to you haha
>>4313780that's a male
>>4314219You get full powder burn out of a <10" barrel with subs. Anything over 16" has rapidly diminishing returns.
>>4314411Is it? I can't tell.
>>4314335Would be frightening. I don't get how people just casually walk into wolf enclosures. Very Disney princess of them. No horny, anon.
>>4314560I can't click that I'm so banned off of Twitter that I can't even log out and browse it casually, it always pulls up the page demanding my phone number. I ban evaded too much.
>>4314560>>4314566But I'll take your word for it. I wouldn't be able to tell either way.
>>4314567my nigger in christ just copy the link but just replace the "t" with "n" and replace and "com" with "net"thank me never
>>4314725Already did and don't you ever say>my brother in christTo me ever again you stupid fucking zoomer. You will not get banned for saying "nigga." It's 4chan, not whatever shithole you crawled from. >My niggaMy nigga. Never that stupid self censorship shit.
>>4314747>>4314725Oh my brain automatically replaced nigger with brother. Sorry anon. My bad.
>>4314751True. I was too hasty.
Wolf enough to hunt and run down delicious bird. Dog enough to bring bird to human. This is what our ancestors wanted. The perfect canine.
>>4315116Is that a huskoid or a very small and lame looking wolf
>>4315226Post some qt 3.14 grills pls
>>4315228i'm not gud at sexing, need someone to enlight me
>>4315234Look at her smug grin. What's her fucking problem.
>>4315238She knows she's effortlessly mogging the feeble apes behind her
>>4315234I want to hug and pet her. She looks so friendly.
are you a furry, op?
>>4316009Are you covered in fur, anon?
>>4316604Local psychic wolf levitates apple
Post pretty she wolves you want to pet
>>4316882I want to pet all of them
>>4316882>tfw no wolf wife>tfw no wolf kids
>>4317220>Blood in her furDangerous girl
>>4315223>is it a husky or a husky?
*mogs every famished canid in this thread"
>>4299969I honestly doubt a single wolf can kill me no matter how big; a pack sure but one no
>>4317357Looks like an incel polar bear
>>4299969>posts a husky, which is the polar opposite of everything he saidHuskies are literally just docile dingoes that some inuit fucks never bothered breeding further. They are so bad at being servants their most consistent and useful skill is being unable to learn not to pull when on a leash. Husky people are not dog people. They are cat people with more money.
>>4317357>be mastiff>bred to be larger and more robust than the average wolf, slightly larger than the rare massive one>breed standard allows up to 170lbs, real world breeders gladly exceed that>bred with a stronger bite and loose skin like a bear>still needs special spiked armor around its vitals or 75lb wolflets slaughter it>so ineffective and expensive to feed and the rest of the world resorted to guns and only backwards dirt farmers still botherfailed experimenti think the funniest part is they're more likely to maul your toddlers than the wolves are, but hey, at least they leave the sheep alone, for the primitives that haven't learned cattle exist yet.
>>4317606a wolf can kill a man no problem. Wolves aren't like dogs where they bite down and don't let go. They tend to chase and rend the limbs so prey becomes immobile first than go for the killbite in the neck.The only real defense against this as a human is having grip strength great enough to make the wolf realize its not worth its time.
>>4317625So dramatic. He's just petting it, and it hops up on him and stares into the distance forlornly. Adorable. I wonder what it was thinking?
>>4317632Do the mastiffs get trained? Not too surprising how a smaller pack hunter able to kill large, dangerous ungulates with antlers would btfo of a bowl fed fido