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>>4260296
What a chad.
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>>4260102
??how
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>>4260103
>>4260104
Do birds actually enjoy being scratched/pet?
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>>4260088
rawr
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>>4260105
Sometimes they want a fishe.
Sometimes they don't.
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>>4260341
Of course they do.
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>>4260372
get back in the water retard stop evolving IMMEDIATELY
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And the mother of the year award goes to...
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>>4260393
>Animals are supposed to comprehend how storm drains work
Anthropomorphisers get the rope
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>>4260410
>Webbed feet typed this post
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>>4260422
>Meowtal Gear Pawlid
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>>4260393
Didn't the ducklings get rescued or am I thinking of another event?
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>>4260410
>athropomorphise
stop saying this
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>>4260090
I love tigers.
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>>4260106
That's the last time I'm getting dippin dots.
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>>4260099
Drive by cloaca touching.
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>>4260470
Give me one good reason.
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>>4260419
>AAAAIIIEEEEE
>I'M BEING ROYALLY SERVED BY MY BEST FRIEND NIGGERMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4260393
lel
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>>4260327
based
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>>4260410
they should get the fuck out of human territory then
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>>4260438
>>4260393
Its ok they actually did get resuced : )
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>>4260306
the pot was very dirty
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>>4260419
what combination of:
>that cat is anorexic
>the aspect ratio on this video is fucked up
>i'm used to looking at fat cats so this normal cat looks skinny
>i'm tripping and it looks normal
are true
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>>4260094
kek
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>>4260831
We were here first.
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>>4260088
>Why is is screaming?
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>>4260095
Fuck this one got me
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>>4260296
>Dontcha know that I'mmmmm still standin
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>>4260372
So its begins...
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>>4260426
>The weak should fear the strong
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>>4260094
>Around hawks, never relax.
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>>4260504
Cats really just cannot fucking stand seeing someone relaxing and having a good time.
Even themselves.
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>>4260856
Maybe you're tripping. It also looks weird since the video is zoomed from afar, angled up and to the side. It's not a familiar viewpoint.
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>>4260093

It propels itself forward by reducing the resolution of the surface it touches? How is this possimbrumble to work as reality?
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>>4260994

Maybe an arctic fox in its summer coat?
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>>4261286
>filename
lmao
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>>4260579
>Drive by cloaca touching.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH
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>>4260088
eric bana lookin-ass
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>>4260363
>make dopey looking animatronic birds
>convince people they're a real species
Why did they do it?

>>4260095
ded
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>>4261548
kek
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>>4260363
shoebill doesnt want to be fed it wants to hunt
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>>4261564
Super-hero in the making, or super-villain; what do you think, /an/?
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>square up with weird ape expecting a kicking match
>just stands there and decks you in the face
WTF
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>>4261548
Saved
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>>4261630
I think they're better than the Minions
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>>4261563
Literally me and my gf
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>>4260302
WE ARE VENOM
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>>4260372
man, if evolution were real, just imagine the cool shark-wolf or shark-tiger that thing would become.
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>>4261563
Source?
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>>4260099
seems like a good way to "accidentally" kill a bunch of birds
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>>4261293
surfaces with less resolution lose friction, allowing the subject to easily glide
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>>4260426
That's a sex doll box if I've ever seen one
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>>4260372
>>4260375
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>>4261834
it looks like it's been retaped a few times so I'd guess Christmas tree
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>>4260325
Is this rape?
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>>4260610
>the only fucking guy who flinches is the one with the emergency stick
NGMI
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>>4261894
When a daddy lizard loves a mommy lizard but the mommy lizard "loves him, but isn't in love with him" and nature calls for eggs to be fertilized daddy males due.
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>>4261279
>when youre extremely ticklish and also a masochist
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>>4261565
>pathogenic amoeba captures an unsuspecting white blood cell, 500x magnification
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>>4260994
>>4261297
its a silver fox
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>>4261903
You have to turn them around to flip polarity, stupid.
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>>4261895
lebron james
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>>4260410
No but they should have basic fucking spatial understanding.
>this hole is bigger than me.
>if i step in it i will likely fall.
Fucking insects understand that shit.
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>>4260102
Blacked
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>>4262006
>Fucking insects understand that shit.
anthropomorphization

he's right, you're literally a retard.
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>>4260856
This is a bit more skinnier cat, but stil normal (I hate chonker culture), the angle of the video is not the best, and cats are really fucking agile.
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Does anyone know what this animal is? I'm pretty sure it's not a rat because it's too big and the tail doesn't look right but I didn't know what else to call it.
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>>4262085
some looney tunes shit
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>>4262071
looks like an opossum
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>>4262071
It looks like human fathers running away from their offspring.
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>>4262073
Wow, they got to boop all those snoots just like that
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>>4260995
>step-owner step-owner, I'm stuck!
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>>4262154
Grossly offensive
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>>4261563
he's looking for the fish that his nose promised
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>>4262071
Looks like a mongoose, they are pretty cranky little shits
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>>4260610
i love watching lizards fight
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>>4260410
The adults cant into cause and effect and the young cant into basic spatial intelligence. They’re stupid.
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>>4262236
they're dancing, how cute
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>>4262255
>it didnt shit on her face in this instant
missed opportunity
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>>4260423
this doesn't look healthy
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>>4262221
>>4262071
doesn't look like a mongoose to me
could be some kind of marsupial or maybe a procyonid
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>>4261631
whenever someone says how dangerous kangaroos are and how they will fuck you up, I think of this video
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>>4260994
FO-
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>>4262073
The Boopening
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>>4260090
I didn't know Chester and Tony were in a gay relationship.
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>>4262239
Looks like a level from one of the Halo games
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>>4262150
That's cool as fuck
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>>4262208
Scotland on suicide watch.
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>>4262285
>I call the big one Bitey!
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>>4260426
>he doesn't have to feed for another 3 months
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>>4262285
>yep, still fresh
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me and the boys waiting for the pizza man to get here
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>>4262195
Kek
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>>4262285
>we grillin tonight
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>>4262221
Jesus christ what a brutal way to die.It vomits blood on the last second?
Also this beginning reminds me of futabu.
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>>4262473
I knew it
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>>4262473
Dammit, this is why I have to watch all webms featuring the ocean the first time around by scrolling down until I can only see the bottom sliver of them.
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>>4260094
the weak should fear the strong. Drones are not fit.
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>>4261911
Absolutely lost in the sauce.
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>>4262148
If this is real that horses legs are so fucked.
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>>4262150
wise turtle of the lake. too bad snapping turtles are fucking hellspawn
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>>4260099
I'd be way too tempted to dunk him
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>>4262271
That's a wallaby, not a full grown ripped roo
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>>4260424
kek
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>>4262150
That's scary
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>>4262548
Embarrassing
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>>4260341
I feel like most organisms that deal with parasites like being scritched
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>>4262611
It's a kangaroo. Sure they get larger than that but not *that* much larger or more dangerous.
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>>4261631
>i can't believe you done this
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>>4262154
Based
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>>4262285
Grab the kerosene
Light a match
Walk away

Fuck possums, man. Disgusting.
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>>4262150
Who here has seen Neverending Story and also Avatar?
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>>4262831
Possums are beneficial. They reduce tick populations and don’t carry diseases.

Its always ironic when people who tolerate stray dogs and cats hate on useful animals like birds, snakes, and possums
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>>4261275
>Around hawks, never slack off
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>>4260088
cute
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>>4261897
it's like a little person :)
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>>4262844
That's a lot of assumption there, my dude.

>Opossums carry diseases such as leptospirosis, tuberculosis, relapsing fever, tularemia, spotted fever, toxoplasmosis, coccidiosis, trichomoniasis, and Chagas disease. They may also be infested with fleas, ticks, mites, and lice. Opossums are hosts for cat and dog fleas, especially in urban environments.
>They're also fucking assholes
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>>4262154
mein gott
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>>4262071
Gambian pouched rat I believe. They're big enough and they're used to detect land mines.
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>>4262572
I looks more like a donk, but still, fuck them.
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i think the "disease" he was referring to was rabies. opossums can't contract rabies due to being marsupials. they can contract a lot of the same shit other small mammals can, though. and they DO kill a shitload of ticks and are religiously clean animals.

webm related. bunch of babies that were living under my porch.
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>>4263070
meant for
>>4262952
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>>4262831
You’re disgusting. KYS.
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>>4263072
Possums are so cute.
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>>4263072
>touching wild animal babbys
bit risky innit
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>>4262071
a raccoon?
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>>4262239
Turtoissic Park
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>>4262221
this but with my penis
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Wtf is with the new long captchas? Makes it SO annoying to post now
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>>4263124
Get those upskirts, boy!
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>>4263124
I didn't know dogs could move their eyes
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>>4263170
Now imagine something 300ft tall coming out of the water in front of the golden gate bridge the same way.
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>>4261903
god I adore rabbits
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>>4262221
>me and my bros at the frat party
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>>4263119
:)
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>>4262150
I have a red-eared slider (adopted from a friend), 20+ years old and he doesn't like to be handled.

I sometimes worry that I don't do enough to keep him entertained. I mean his enclosure is pretty big and I did my best to make it water-turtle friendly, but he has no toys or anything and he just swims around and pokes his head in places and sits on his basking station all day.

Do you think turtles get bored/go stir crazy? Or am I completely overthinking this?
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>>4263455
Yes.
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>>4263170
I understand that they're a food source for a lot of other animals, but I really wish mosquitos didn't have to exist. Or at least that they didn't bite. Such an annoying and potentially dangerous creature.
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>>4260090
Striped.com
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>>4260296
Messatsu
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>>4260504
holy shit I cannot stop laughing
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>>4263201
Weakest NYC subway rat right there.
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>>4263072
You have really nice hands and forearms, anon.
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>>4261631
Reminds me of that one kangaroo choking the shit out of another.
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>>4262071
>Russians vs a single Ukranian
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>>4261897
It’s trying to wash the stuff out, it doesn’t like it.
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>>4263201
>my wish for a dog-size rat came true
why the fuck aren't we domesticating these things with extreme prejudice? I want my 30lb 20yr lifespan ratto already.
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>>4262959
Mien gatto~
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>>4263101
God gave me hands with which to pet things. If things wish to be pet, they're getting pet.

Also I might be mistaken but those guys were at the size the momma was probably shooing them away (or got hit by a car).
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>>4263651
Someone has to deal with first generations that are(likely) not gonna be very housebroken or friendly as theyre not domesticated.
Very few people have the sheer will power to domesticate a specific animal than the likes of that russian guy who breed several generations of foxes until he got a mild, domesticated one.
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>>4263695
>doesn't understand a joke, let alone a metaphor
off yourself, Mohammad
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https://twitter.com/paraiso_abiko/status/1555524979608981504?s=20&t=OtNkh1L5riMSrj86ZbDCLw
What animal is this?
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>>4262831
kys rootless demonic subhuman
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>>4263403
YJK
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>>4263819
why don't you post the fucking image
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>>4263684
Love these guys
They would make a much cooler go-to shark for paleoartists to base megalodon off
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>>4262154
Based and redcroked
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>>4263201
Source?
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>>4264041
Cats just do *not* care about physics at all, do they?
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>>4263651
>we
Why does it have to be somebody else? Why aren't you breeding ROUS right now?
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>>4263403
Aww yeah take my toxoplasmosis bitch yeah you like my viral load yeah take it
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>>4263340
Are you autistic? They like to make eye contact
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>>4263170
Passes are $20 per YEAR! What are you saving up to be? Jewish?
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>>4264619
Nice try, Hiro-sama.
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>animal_magnetism.webm
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>>4260296
>animation cancelling
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>>4264780
Based
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>>4260504

>AAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>4262195
I looked this up. It's a tiktok meme. End yourself.
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>>4263201
>>4263651
>>4264034
It's called a Nutria. Invasive species introduced to the US. Looks like a giant rat. If you ever hear stories of giant rats in the sewers, they are the culprit.
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>>4264960
But why he screaming?
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>>4265012
Why wouldn't he scream?
If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing
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>>4265012
Well, it's an eeeeeeel.
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>>4264960
Bro, that thing better be poisonous, otherwise that long flimsy body is an evolutionary liability.
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>>4265012
He's forever stuck in the ocean.
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>>4265045
>>4265200
>I'm stuck forever?!? REEEEEEEEEEL!!
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>>4265203
>yeah, das rite, roll up that window, cracka!
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>>4265209
>my penis during winter
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>>4265203
He doesn't appear to be starving
>other people's problems moment
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>>4260341
scratching a parrot anywhere other than the chest is sexual gratification for them
it's ridiculously easy to accidentally pair-bond with a parrot at which point they will get insanely jealous
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>>4265293
you mean the head. This addressed in another thread but if you're your bird's primary interaction and don't have a large enough flock of same species birds it can bond with it's going to bond with you no matter what. It's going to be sexually frustrated on matter what.
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>>4262150
As far as any living creature goes, barnacles definitely ask the most for you to torture them. Their mere life illegally crosses the border between animal, vegetable, and mineral. Objects covered in barnacles will resemble an enormous piece of feces, a pile of vomit, or maybe the world's ugliest rock. Together they make anything appear to have dozens of superfluous beaks. Many more beautiful and intelligent species end up as the growing beds for barnacles, and tend to appreciate having those pieces of trash pried off of their bodies. Barnacles are the planet's worst venereal disease. A barnacle can not be described as a sitting duck, anything that sits is far beyond the intellectual capacity of these ugly lumps. Their capacity to resist the rightful cruelty of all Adam's subjects is completely dependent on their concrete exterior. Other species cover themselves in shell, or wood, even chitin, but barnacles are a contagious form of brutalist architecture. Even coral has the common sense to color itself like a children's cereal. It would not be meaningfully unethical to forcefully disassemble that hideous meat geode for the longest time period possible, a creature's capacity for suffering is proportionate to the complexity of its life, and how can you believe that a barnacle has any more complexity to the span of its existence than the millions of lobsters that are boiled every year, or even the insects which we casually incinerate?
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>>4262587
there's nothing wrong with them
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>>4260625
Arizona as fuck.
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>>4262153
I've been drunk on Christmas too, little bear. I get it.
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>>4262285
>Well what's going on in /trash/ today...
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>>4262285
https://youtu.be/Q9TBwHVJUhI
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>>4265475
Why would a turtle like this? Other animals like that because it stimulates licking of the parent, but turtles don't lick. They also don't get snuggly like birb either.
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>>4265530
>Los tlacuaches son chidos. Si los ves, no los mates.
sage words
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>>4260372
NOT AGAIN
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>>4263240
Kek
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>>4263419
good times
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>>4260094
deserved
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>>4265944
He has ENOURMOUS nostrils holy shit
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>>4265063
I swear this board is the best
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>>4260096
Got a link with audio?
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>>4262946
Hey, cool it with the anti-semitism, alright?
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>>4260088
Eep eep
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>>4260099
>you'll never be held like that
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>>4260369
me when my mom only pays attention to my brother (her favorite)
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>>4260094
nugget mistake, the aggressor already had the high ground
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>>4260325
what would the female have done if it won?
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>>4260323
He didn't relax around whites, good for him
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>>4263819
Kinkajou.
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>>4266463
Bite him to death
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>>4265621
Can literally see the dog starting to snarl at the end
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>>4262239
Must go faster!
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>>4263119
>You got, uuuuhhh, a dollar?
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>>4266568
>lays down on all fours to rest
>"OMG YOU'RE LIKE ME"
>silently tolerates its presence
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>>4260302
Species? I get that’s it low light + a black light or something but I’m still curious
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>>4266639
he's just like me
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>>4260090
>tiny male amazon female master race
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>>4266639
lmao look at that cat he is snowboarding
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>>4266616
Flashlight fish
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>>4265931
>>4265932
>>4265960
truly a blessed thread
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>whip crack sound
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>>4266669
If you're ever visiting the aquarium in Baltimore, go see the 4D Shark Movie in the little theater, these guys give quite the jump scare
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>>4262255
>oh dang!
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>>4266616
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>>4260093
i wonder how concious the management of each suction cup is. they may very well just think 'move this way' and the nervous system does it, or they may micromanage 100 different legs, which would be crazy imo.
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>>4266666
checked
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>>4260410
baste
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>>4264960
damn he long
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>>4266666
quints checked
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>>4266463
Those are both males anon, females don’t get that big
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>>4262085
what causes this
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>>4266941
friendship
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>>4266659
>not only keeps it in captivity but also overfeed it

Some people just need to be boiled in salt.
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>>4266678
>faggot ass morons using flash
REEEEEEREEEE
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>>4266666
Not with those digits, supersatan
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new thread:
>>4267884
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>>4260106
Preparing for the next child to come to play, evidently.
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>>4261279
I know what you mean: https://youtu.be/kyJUQuaECrg
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>>4267255
But le heccin chonker
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>>4264948
"Nutrias" are otters
that looks like a big rat
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>>4268424
nutrias are quite different from otters
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>>4263340
Of course they can. They just can't look up.



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