>>4260296What a chad.
>>4260103>>4260104Do birds actually enjoy being scratched/pet?
>>4260105Sometimes they want a fishe. Sometimes they don't.
>>4260341Of course they do.
>>4260372get back in the water retard stop evolving IMMEDIATELY
And the mother of the year award goes to...
>>4260393>Animals are supposed to comprehend how storm drains workAnthropomorphisers get the rope
>>4260410>Webbed feet typed this post
>>4260422>Meowtal Gear Pawlid
>>4260393Didn't the ducklings get rescued or am I thinking of another event?
>>4260410>athropomorphisestop saying this
>>4260090I love tigers.
>>4260106That's the last time I'm getting dippin dots.
>>4260099Drive by cloaca touching.
>>4260470Give me one good reason.
>>4260419>AAAAIIIEEEEE>I'M BEING ROYALLY SERVED BY MY BEST FRIEND NIGGERMAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>4260410they should get the fuck out of human territory then
>>4260438>>4260393Its ok they actually did get resuced : )
>>4260306the pot was very dirty
>>4260419what combination of:>that cat is anorexic>the aspect ratio on this video is fucked up>i'm used to looking at fat cats so this normal cat looks skinny>i'm tripping and it looks normalare true
>>4260831We were here first.
>>4260088>Why is is screaming?
>>4260095Fuck this one got me
>>4260296>Dontcha know that I'mmmmm still standin
>>4260372So its begins...
>>4260426>The weak should fear the strong
>>4260094>Around hawks, never relax.
>>4260504Cats really just cannot fucking stand seeing someone relaxing and having a good time.Even themselves.
>>4260856Maybe you're tripping. It also looks weird since the video is zoomed from afar, angled up and to the side. It's not a familiar viewpoint.
>>4260093It propels itself forward by reducing the resolution of the surface it touches? How is this possimbrumble to work as reality?
>>4260994Maybe an arctic fox in its summer coat?
>>4260579>Drive by cloaca touching.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH
>>4260088eric bana lookin-ass
>>4260363>make dopey looking animatronic birds>convince people they're a real speciesWhy did they do it?>>4260095ded
>>4260363shoebill doesnt want to be fed it wants to hunt
>>4261564Super-hero in the making, or super-villain; what do you think, /an/?
>square up with weird ape expecting a kicking match>just stands there and decks you in the faceWTF
>>4261630I think they're better than the Minions
>>4261563Literally me and my gf
>>4260302WE ARE VENOM
>>4260372man, if evolution were real, just imagine the cool shark-wolf or shark-tiger that thing would become.
>>4260099seems like a good way to "accidentally" kill a bunch of birds
>>4261293surfaces with less resolution lose friction, allowing the subject to easily glide
>>4260426That's a sex doll box if I've ever seen one
>>4261834it looks like it's been retaped a few times so I'd guess Christmas tree
>>4260325Is this rape?
>>4260610>the only fucking guy who flinches is the one with the emergency stickNGMI
>>4261894When a daddy lizard loves a mommy lizard but the mommy lizard "loves him, but isn't in love with him" and nature calls for eggs to be fertilized daddy males due.
>>4261279>when youre extremely ticklish and also a masochist
>>4261565>pathogenic amoeba captures an unsuspecting white blood cell, 500x magnification
>>4260994>>4261297its a silver fox
>>4261903You have to turn them around to flip polarity, stupid.
>>4260410No but they should have basic fucking spatial understanding. >this hole is bigger than me.>if i step in it i will likely fall.Fucking insects understand that shit.
>>4262006>Fucking insects understand that shit.anthropomorphizationhe's right, you're literally a retard.
>>4260856This is a bit more skinnier cat, but stil normal (I hate chonker culture), the angle of the video is not the best, and cats are really fucking agile.
Does anyone know what this animal is? I'm pretty sure it's not a rat because it's too big and the tail doesn't look right but I didn't know what else to call it.
>>4262076>>4262085some looney tunes shit
>>4262071looks like an opossum
>>4262071It looks like human fathers running away from their offspring.
>>4262073Wow, they got to boop all those snoots just like that
>>4260995>step-owner step-owner, I'm stuck!
>>4261563he's looking for the fish that his nose promised
>>4262071Looks like a mongoose, they are pretty cranky little shits
>>4260610i love watching lizards fight
>>4260410The adults cant into cause and effect and the young cant into basic spatial intelligence. They’re stupid.
>>4262236they're dancing, how cute
>>4262255>it didnt shit on her face in this instantmissed opportunity
>>4260423this doesn't look healthy
>>4262221>>4262071doesn't look like a mongoose to mecould be some kind of marsupial or maybe a procyonid
>>4261631whenever someone says how dangerous kangaroos are and how they will fuck you up, I think of this video
>>4260090I didn't know Chester and Tony were in a gay relationship.
>>4262239Looks like a level from one of the Halo games
>>4262150That's cool as fuck
>>4262208Scotland on suicide watch.
>>4262285>I call the big one Bitey!
>>4260426>he doesn't have to feed for another 3 months
>>4262285>yep, still fresh
me and the boys waiting for the pizza man to get here
>>4262285>we grillin tonight
>>4262221Jesus christ what a brutal way to die.It vomits blood on the last second? Also this beginning reminds me of futabu.
>>4262473I knew it
>>4262473Dammit, this is why I have to watch all webms featuring the ocean the first time around by scrolling down until I can only see the bottom sliver of them.
>>4260094the weak should fear the strong. Drones are not fit.
>>4261911Absolutely lost in the sauce.
>>4262148If this is real that horses legs are so fucked.
>>4262150wise turtle of the lake. too bad snapping turtles are fucking hellspawn
>>4260099I'd be way too tempted to dunk him
>>4262271That's a wallaby, not a full grown ripped roo
>>4260341I feel like most organisms that deal with parasites like being scritched
>>4262611It's a kangaroo. Sure they get larger than that but not *that* much larger or more dangerous.
>>4261631>i can't believe you done this
>>4262285Grab the keroseneLight a matchWalk awayFuck possums, man. Disgusting.
>>4262150Who here has seen Neverending Story and also Avatar?
>>4262831Possums are beneficial. They reduce tick populations and don’t carry diseases. Its always ironic when people who tolerate stray dogs and cats hate on useful animals like birds, snakes, and possums
>>4261275>Around hawks, never slack off
>>4261899>>4261897it's like a little person :)
>>4262844That's a lot of assumption there, my dude.>Opossums carry diseases such as leptospirosis, tuberculosis, relapsing fever, tularemia, spotted fever, toxoplasmosis, coccidiosis, trichomoniasis, and Chagas disease. They may also be infested with fleas, ticks, mites, and lice. Opossums are hosts for cat and dog fleas, especially in urban environments.>They're also fucking assholes
>>4262071Gambian pouched rat I believe. They're big enough and they're used to detect land mines.
>>4262572I looks more like a donk, but still, fuck them.
i think the "disease" he was referring to was rabies. opossums can't contract rabies due to being marsupials. they can contract a lot of the same shit other small mammals can, though. and they DO kill a shitload of ticks and are religiously clean animals.webm related. bunch of babies that were living under my porch.
>>4262831You’re disgusting. KYS.
>>4263070>>4263072Possums are so cute.
>>4263072>touching wild animal babbysbit risky innit
>>4262221this but with my penis
Wtf is with the new long captchas? Makes it SO annoying to post now
>>4263124Get those upskirts, boy!
>>4263124I didn't know dogs could move their eyes
>>4263170Now imagine something 300ft tall coming out of the water in front of the golden gate bridge the same way.
>>4261903god I adore rabbits
>>4262221>me and my bros at the frat party
>>4262150I have a red-eared slider (adopted from a friend), 20+ years old and he doesn't like to be handled.I sometimes worry that I don't do enough to keep him entertained. I mean his enclosure is pretty big and I did my best to make it water-turtle friendly, but he has no toys or anything and he just swims around and pokes his head in places and sits on his basking station all day.Do you think turtles get bored/go stir crazy? Or am I completely overthinking this?
>>4263170I understand that they're a food source for a lot of other animals, but I really wish mosquitos didn't have to exist. Or at least that they didn't bite. Such an annoying and potentially dangerous creature.
>>4260504holy shit I cannot stop laughing
>>4263201Weakest NYC subway rat right there.
>>4263072You have really nice hands and forearms, anon.
>>4261631Reminds me of that one kangaroo choking the shit out of another.
>>4262071>Russians vs a single Ukranian
>>4261897It’s trying to wash the stuff out, it doesn’t like it.
>>4263201>my wish for a dog-size rat came truewhy the fuck aren't we domesticating these things with extreme prejudice? I want my 30lb 20yr lifespan ratto already.
>>4263101God gave me hands with which to pet things. If things wish to be pet, they're getting pet.Also I might be mistaken but those guys were at the size the momma was probably shooing them away (or got hit by a car).
>>4263651Someone has to deal with first generations that are(likely) not gonna be very housebroken or friendly as theyre not domesticated.Very few people have the sheer will power to domesticate a specific animal than the likes of that russian guy who breed several generations of foxes until he got a mild, domesticated one.
>>4263695>doesn't understand a joke, let alone a metaphoroff yourself, Mohammad
https://twitter.com/paraiso_abiko/status/1555524979608981504?s=20&t=OtNkh1L5riMSrj86ZbDCLwWhat animal is this?
>>4262831kys rootless demonic subhuman
>>4263819why don't you post the fucking image
>>4263684Love these guysThey would make a much cooler go-to shark for paleoartists to base megalodon off
>>4262154Based and redcroked
>>4264041Cats just do *not* care about physics at all, do they?
>>4263651>weWhy does it have to be somebody else? Why aren't you breeding ROUS right now?
>>4263403Aww yeah take my toxoplasmosis bitch yeah you like my viral load yeah take it
>>4263340Are you autistic? They like to make eye contact
>>4263170Passes are $20 per YEAR! What are you saving up to be? Jewish?
>>4264619Nice try, Hiro-sama.
>>4262195I looked this up. It's a tiktok meme. End yourself.
>>4263201>>4263651>>4264034It's called a Nutria. Invasive species introduced to the US. Looks like a giant rat. If you ever hear stories of giant rats in the sewers, they are the culprit.