Horse GeneralCork Master Edition>>4173945- thread that laid down for even a second
I wish I could live off of grass like them
giant erect horse dick
>>4205128Why was the horse screaming at that guy's ass?
Anyone bite horses? Some of them like it, some of them play bite you all the time after and it's terrible and some hate it and immediately sprint away. It's bad practice but I love biting animals.
>>4205152no that's rude
>>4205133who else #TeamFloppy
>>4205152you can mimic their nibbling/chewing/grooming with your hands
>>4205133Only if it's completely flared and ready to blow.
>>4205760horsebros just cant stop winning....
>>4205133Wet winking mare pussy
lewdposters and jannies seem to have driven away all moderate posters
>>4209030Some people are off planet on horse business. The general has it's peaks and troughs.
>>4209030>moderate horse postersno such thing
>>4209135The moderates are the ones that cheer from the sidelines while someone ritualistically splats a mare. Incompatible with civilized societies.
I have no particular connection to horses but they have nice dicks
>>4209161>Be horse moderate>Driving in the countryside>See a dude with a bucket about to fug a mare in a field>Stop the car and walk up up to the fence>"Ya you got this man! Wreck that hussy!">He looks up with a shocked expression, clearly he didn't expect to have an audience>Another car pulls up and a fellow horse moderate walks up>"Plow her fields bro! Just don't end up like plutarch or you'll have to pay foal support!">The horse enjoyer cautiously nods his head and begins the old in and out>When they cum me and the fellow horse moderate jump in the air and high five in celebration>Our job here is done and we walk back to our cars in agreeable silence, satisfied that we did our part in ensuring the purest form of love still remains in the world
>>4209255This is why we invented neigh patrol
>>4209030>moderatesLurkers who don't post ever? Nah, unlikely.If you want to talk about something, though, you always can start a conversation yourself.
this is what lewdposters get
I really like mares.
>>4209030hornyposting isn't new
>>4209943Yo, I do too!
>>4209948She's very round, is that horse pregante?
>>4210046Very preggers.Also local mares are demanding I rub their teats and the other itchy areas. What do I do?
Sgt. Reckless, 1959 (colorized)
>>4210048>Also local mares are demanding I rub their teats and the other itchy areas. What do I do?I would be concerned for your health if you don't give into their demands.
>>4210137kind of related but i started using vpns because /v/ mods would ban me for posting "furry porn" outside of /b/ when its always just regular fanart. they definitely shoot themselves in the foot with their retarded bans.
>>4210137that's how supervillains are made
>>4210137>>4210140Someone deserves a paycut for that
>>4205128you just know
>>4210058Have you read her book, anon?
>>4210058She really was a looker as well as a nice horse.
>>4210378I have. It's got some great info. It's also filled with some great pictures that I can't find anywhere online.
Wow when did /hore/ become gay?
>>4210575>>4210499Are you the same leto from the gfur threads on b?
>>4210583i dont post horse cockthat's another anononly mare pussy and dog pussy ocassionallyAlso that leto from /b/ idk who the fuck that person is and I've never met that person.probs some 18-19 year old autist
>>4210539paraphilias often override sex preference, the animalness is causing the attraction so the straight/gay spectrum becomes less useful, very similar to how pedos might prefer a boy/girl but will go after either (unfortunately)
>>4210958w-what's going on here?
>>4210715You should be put up against a wall and minecrafted
>>4210973It's the prison gay phenomenon. Within a paraphilia often the desired sex isn't available and you're inundated with lots of the undesired sex. Slowly your perspective shifts towards the availability.Furries are almost entirely gay/bi because almost all of them are male.Zoos are far more likely to be strictly straight.
>>4211994>horse proceeds to make HORSE NOISES for the next hoursome anons just have all the luck
>>4211994That is almost kinda scary. AI is now advanced enough to make COHERENT greens, knows that horses make horse noises, knows that a black screen means only audio gets transmitted etc.
>>4205128why is he screaming at that old bloke's ass
>>4211804animals don't really count as within the paraphilia, dog sexes are probably equally accessible but mares are much more accessible than stallions
>>4212055That's where he's keeping the carrots
>>4212052It's just repeating shit it's seen before, changed up a bit and interleaved. All it really understands is the sentence structure and general cadence of a greentext story. The whole thing is nonsensical around the edges because it's just slapping in detail without information in the same way deepmind puts that creepy ass fractal texture everywhere to distract your eye from an empty space.
>find out horse I've been leasing for the past year is leaving in less than a week.>owner let the stable know the day after she told me, even though they need 30 days notice>horse won't get the attention needed as it'll spend its time with two boomers and then the owner on the weekends, if that>no other animals on the propertyI'm pissed for a lot of reasons. I've worked with that mare getting her show ready despite all the issues she's had and rehabbed her as she's finally able to canter again and has gotten used to having other horses around. I found out after I started leasing she was hit by a car and had to pull a buggy after that before the owner bought her. Hell, she's got a personality now that she wasn't a lawn ornament slowly dieing of heat exhaustion from the shirts the owner had on her when she came. I don't want her to become the same horse again where she shut down completely when we lunged her the first time.
>>4212276Life is cruel. You'd have to do something extreme to stop that happening. Could you donate a goat friend at her new place?
>>4212276>MareWell now I know why you are upset.
>>4212276You know what you have to do anon, elope with your mare friend in the middle of the night and never look back. Go to a far away land and get new identities, start a farm together, have a few foals, live laugh and love until old age takes you both.
Pony is planning something
>>4212276I do hope a solution to you and the horse's situation becomes apparent, what a sad state of affairs.
>>4212928>Hey lad, ever got your dick sucked by a pony?
Every day I am baffled by the fact that horses are real and exist.
I'm going to be able to fit so many horse pictures in this bad boy. Maybe all of the horse pictures.
>>4213925One true photo of megamare is larger than 10TB
>>4213931Sounds like we are in dire need of 1PB drives.
>>4214254I watched uma musume so now I know quirky and cool horse names
>>4212308Wouldn't work since she's going out of state and the parents are old enough as is, sadly.>>4212397>>4212457Kek. She's not 2d, so it'll never work out.>>4213156I hope so, too. Going out Friday for one last ride and giving her a bath before she leaves. I'm hoping she'll do alright, but it's tough letting go. At least I got certified in equine massage thanks to her, and things are going so horrible at my dayjob, I'm seriously thinking of starting my own business at this point. I need to fo more research into llcs.
>>4214389>1PB drivesgeorge washington carver truly was the hero we needed
>>4214633Hey, I like it when anons post uma horses.
>>4215458>Generic anime girl with horse ears and tail>HorseKill yourself
>>4214633Too much musume, not enough uma
>*spitefully eats your butt decoration*
>>4215652>mmmh, tasty ass
>>4214905Best of luck in your future endeavours.
>>4215884>right into the bucket Yep, the horse knew exactly what it was doing.
>>4216001They seem to have a great talent for both body positioning and momentum.
>>4208819Don't turn around anon...
>>4214905Update - better end, much miscommunication happened.She's staying at the ranch next to the parent's house. More horses and open fields with a lake, and the place is larger than the one she was in when she was here. Her barnmates were upset when she was getting on the trailer, but not much I could do there.
>>4218461Very glad things have worked out better!
Guys, I got banned from ZV and I'm in pain. I don't know for sure why, but I think it's because I posted this. >>4217691Can anyone give some advice? Should I just make a new account? They didn't tell me how long I was banned for.
>>4219618>banned for posting the truthThat sucks
>>4219618ZV is tolerant of almost any opinion in the dumpster fire but if you dropped that redpill in the middle of a pitbull thread then you deserved to be banned for being a social retard and/or an antagonistic prick.Just make a new account and be less of an ass this time.
>>4219618are you the same guy as the fox thread
>>4219829I said most pitbulls are bad. I didn't say all, and I was even saying nice thinks about someone's pit DW.
>>4219829It was in dumpster fire. Do you think if I donate with a message they'd rethink their decision?
>>4213925I'm making a dedicated tape drive machine to long term archive all the horse. Too much is disappearing. Got a faraday safe for ultimare security.
>>4220005how do you fit a horse on magnetic tape
>>4220151First, you scan the horse
>>4219618What is ZV?
>>4215652Better to eat than that shitty concrete
>>4220481I'll assume it's zoovile.
>>4220808>zoovile>enter site, I like zoo'sThat wasnt the sort of zoo I thought the site was about...
>>4219829i have a script that mirrors the site for scientific reasons but have zero interest in interacting with "the community"
is it bad to feed your horse out of your hands?mine keeps trying to nibble at my hands all the time and i fear i might be spoiling it
>>4221109I've seen people feed horses worth trillions from their hands. Can't be that damaging.
>a little help here?
>>4220908Why don't you want to interact with them?
>>4221109When it does that, rub its muzzle.
Yeah I guess now we can say we have seen the biggest stallion ever. Nothing ever will be bigger. Everyone has now found inner peace.
>4221480go to bed, texas
>>4221206Head, tail, legs, all tied up, and railed with a massive member. But this surely isn't unethical while >>4221480 is.
>>4221383nta but most online communities are cancer
>>4221770she loved every foot of it
>>4221886It looked like she was indifferent to annoyed with it.
>>4214905>not 2d so it won't work outPlenty of people out there that make it work.
>>4221206Imagine if she was a centaur haha
>>4221559Anon here is jealous of all the mare love going on and is upset he isn't getting any.
>>4210973I think it has more to do with the fact that horses (like many other animals) have far less sexual dimorphism, so if you like horse, chances are high you won't mind the gender, although you might have some preferencesin their appearance/breed, mostly depending on what secondary sex characteristics you generally find appealing. After all, there's ahuge amount of straight-identifying guys wholike dickgirls so a general body type might be a stronger drive for someone's attraction to another entity than simply benis/vagina and boy/girl. Also, it's worth noting that there's a stigma against being gay for humans. But here the stigma is already there no matter the gender, so that could also explain the thread's lack of sexual/gender preference.Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
>>4221940That's probably Kate
>>4221997there's way less stigma for a male to be close with a male animal than a male human, also animals don't trigger humans innate homosexual disgust
>>4222134I understand why you think there's innate homosexual disgust but please give me a chance to prove otherwise. First of all,the thought of men being intimate with each other is in direct opposition to the usual straight guy's fantasy of two lesbians, which might create repulsiveness. Second, we carry around a lot of cultural hatred against gays as there was a lot of pushback in their battle for acceptance. Old people often recall how people were ok with LGBT who kept it to themselves, until they started their first true fights for acceptance and thus began feeling "forced", which escalated into more and more cultural hatred for them. Thirdly, we are often shown the "perfect" male role model in tv and cinema, and in 99% of cases, he's straight and usually has all the opposite characteristics of a stereotypical gay guy. All these factors come together and make it seem like there's some innate disgust for them when in reality I do believe it's all hard conditioning from the environment.
>>4222134Innate homosexual disgust is learned. It's deep culture, you pick it up without being aware of where or why. Many successful cultures such as the greeks, romans, and japanese were accepting of homosexuality.
>>4222170>>4222191gay enablers should hang on a tree
>>4222202I'm simply correcting you on your baseless claim, dipshit. If you criticize something do it using your brain and not bogus hillbilly beliefs that were passed down from your KKK granddaddy.
>>4222219>blah blah blahFirstly, NTA.Secondly, go fuck yourself.
>>4222232Are you memeing? I refuse to believe someone's THAT retarded and ignorant...
>>4222219even assuming it's not innate stigma against gays is pointing to something objective, the obvious inferiority of their relationships, behavior, and lives, you'll never change it because it's truth
>>4222247As if you'd know something about their lives, lol. Just admit to yourself that your contemporaries/religion made you dislike them.
>>4222247Inferiority? As in they enjoy their time with each other and remain friends after realizing it isn't going to work out? Behavior, as in significantly less domestic abuse? Granted their lives aren't all that fantastic because assholes like you have to complain about what people do in the bedroom like a Karen at the return counter in Walmart.
>>4222291Those weren't horses. Those were polish women. I know, it's a common mistake...
>>4222247Gays do serve a purpose as a non-reproductive worker caste that can devote more resources to society than progeny. The fact that the more sons a woman has, the more of them turn out gay, supports this. Since men have infinite reproductive potential it is better for society if some of them only pursue sex recreationally and without reproduction especially if their brothers carrying the same genes are already reproducing. Otherwies, rather than being gay they would be incels, or there would be excessive violent competition between men.God made men to be gay so when there are too many men, they love each other instead of fighting each other. It figures then, that when there are too many horses...
>>4222311fag domestic abuse is very high
>>4222325Wrong. Both sides of a same sex couple report abuse at the same rate, but in hetero relationships the woman reports abuse more often by an enormous margin despite women battering men as often as men batter women. Hetero men are abused to an enormous degree, but were trained to put up with it and so they usually do, and their quality of life suffers forever.
>>4222344if the reporting is so flawed what makes you think the homosexual side is any better? i've heard gay domestic violence is actually underreported because like you said if the perpetrator isn't a man and the victim isn't a woman the report goes straight into the trash
>>4221206>literally a fifth legI'm drooling.
>>4222348There are statistical ways to derive the actual numbers through small, rigorous studies and this has been done for homosexuals, but nobody gives a fuck about hetero men, and defending them in academia is a good way to get branded a nazi or whatever.
>>4222357>nobody gives a fuck about hetero men, and defending them in academia is a good way to get branded a nazi or whateverand what's the contrapositive of this statement? say anything bad about the letter people and get excommunicated, social studies are a joke and full of lying jews.
>>4222364Horse needs it's mane brushed
less yipyap and more hernse posting
>>4222749He looks like he wants nothing to do with that femoid. Just a cold stare of indiference.
>>4222749>>4222757>"Do you now see the kind of shit I'm putting up with?"
>>4211079none of my questions were answered
>>4222749This is sexual abuse of an animal
>>4222753Actually the horse looks a little nervous lmao.
>>4222344>Both sides of a same sex couple report abuse at the same rate, but in hetero relationships the woman reports abuse more often by an enormous margin despite women battering men as often as men batter women. Gonna have to see a source on that one chief. Every reliable statistic shows that men physically abuse women far more than women physically abuse men.
>>4223486Fuck.I wasn't a subscriber but came across some of her videos here and there of course especially since her channel got really popular and through /horsegen/. Before even opening the link I instantly hoped it wasn't her but yeah, shit. I hope she can recover at least somewhat. Vegetable state is absolute hell.
>>4223434>Every reliable statistic shows that men physically abuse women far more than women physically abuse men.And the church has proof of god. It's written right in the bible.You aren't allowed to research or publish anything defending men in academia anymore. You have to look at older sources. Data from the 90s is more likely to show the reality. Like this chapter from a 2003 book lays out: http://www.dvmen.org/dv-31.htm
>>4223676>You aren't allowed to research or publish anything defending men in academia anymoreSource.>Data from the 90s is more likely to show the reality.Unfortunately data from more than 10 years ago is no longer considered in scientific circles.
>>4222170I remember there was an actual study which monitored the brains of men while looking at certain images. 2 men kissing produced the same results as maggots and rotting flesh. Too lazy to look for the study though.
>>4223788How pathetic are straight men that seeing 2 men kissing causes the same level of aversion and disgust as rotting meat.How weak minded.
>>4223860go felch a pozz load, undesirable
>>4206239i cant blame women. friendly big and hyper masculine with curvy and strong bodies. no wonder some women prefer horses. also the giant dick and balls that are often on display and get women curious in the first place.
is posting animal genitalia really banned here? i know the reason people do it is probably degenerate but technically it's nothing illegal or against the rules right?
>>4223890wonder if the emphasis is what counts, this is an animal board, some angles are going to have their bits on displaybut posting just a full zoomed in cropped image of them is another matter
>>4224013No. It simply depends on the janny who is processing the reports.
>>4224031How is that a "No", when my post was wondering what criteria the janitors use to decide "this is bad" and "this okay"?
>>4223749nta, just dropped by to tell that you are a massive faggot
>>4223749>Unfortunately data from more than 10 years ago is no longer considered in scientific circles."The reality has changed, chud"
>>4223749Yes, that's why gravity doesn't exist anymore. The study that sir issac newton made is too old.
>>4224485Don't forget that you can't replicate that study, because then it's not original.