Why do they have such huge eyes?
>>4196155Outcompeted and made obsolete by more advanced primates, they became nocturnal animals to carve out a new niche.Well, most of them, anyway.
>>4196155They are nocturnal so the bigger the eye to more light it can capture.
>>4196155>>4196157>>4196247>>4196262>>4196547>>4197187>>4197326Prosimian? more like POOSIMIAN LOL
>>4197560This is a dog.
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4196155/#4196155Why do Lemur guys posts keep vanishing?
>>4201541ip wipes for spamming or ban evasion
>>4202309stop ban evading how about that faggot
>>4196155they don't have a tapetum lucidum like other prosimians but are still nocturnal despite this, so they've evolved fuckhuge eyes to reinforce their ability to detect light.t. got an A- in "Stones Bones and Human Evolution" at a community college last semester
>>4196155All the better to see you with
I want to travel to Madagascar just so I can beat some lemurs to death with a stick.
Ooo see what the humin is doing while he is watching at me!!
I fucking hate you so much lemurposter.
We need to organize a board trip to Madagascar so we can kill every last lemur left in the wild.
>>4215441I swear there was a webcomic where that exact thing happened.
>>4215429Unronically find lemur posting somewhat amusing. It's like watching a high-speed crash.
What if I wanted a female lemur?
>>4217086Deep Impact would've been a much better film had it starred lemurs.
>>4196155The better to see you with.
For real though do you think this lemurautist is a single person or is it some original furry faggot that is now aped by others?
>>4217694I personally believe they're actually a thought virus that links you to the lemurautist hive mind, if you're exposed to too many lemur posts it infects you.
>>4219905Two primary numbers were multiplied, just like a male lemur, that have two balls, multiplied by female lemur's inner egg, so that a new stimky will have born in a few months!
Bananas or pears? Pears or bananas? Aaargh!
A male lemur tenderly steps on you but you can't do nothing to escape from the stench!
Peaarz, I need peaarz!
Homan, come closer so I can touch you!
You have sniffed my male pear smell, but did you try to sniff my wrist glans?
I can see what are you looking at, 10 pears from you to allow sniffing of it!
Look at my horse, my horse smells amazing!
He will leave food dust to you, do not worry!
You wanted nudes as a joke, but you will get them from him seriously. Time to never open your smartphone again due to it!
He starts to iron you and it gives you pleasure. Wat do?
Evolution gone wrong?
A hungry male lemur is a scritchy male lemur!
Sky powers, gimme the musk power to spread to humins!
A female lemur. Oh no, where are stinky males? At least, their aroma is not that awful!
Stop watching, rather start to integrate in the center of a male lemur conspiracy as tight as possible!
You watch this and feel a new portion of testosterone coming into your blood!
Heckin homens everywhere!
One of my favorites, because there is a male lemur on the right and I loved him! Do you love any lemur from this picture, too?
Two male lemurs are doing something-something, so me, as a professional male whiffur, will take a picture of them and send in this thread so you will enjoy!
Ooo we are getting recorded by a male lemur!
Humin, take a picture of me, too!
Bananas are pears?!
Wheres he going
A poor male lemurlet feels cold, hug him and he will meep and warm!
> you live alone with a male lemur> wear diapers on him> after a week trying to put off them> and the smell come into play> your nose is bleeding literally> you cannot breathe anymore> minds in your brain feel like pacman in a labyrinth> after a minute you have gone uncosciousness> wake up after an hour with a male lemur meeping on your face> the smell started to give you delight> you cry and run away> after a few weeks you have appreciated yourselfWat do?
H-homin, give me this orange and delicious tiny pear and I will scritch you as an award!
Is this a three-headed dragon?
Yuck... Male lemurs, though you can scritch each other and give delight by this way, you have to search for female lemurs!
https://youtu.be/Q3Ri_xffct0^^...^When the pear has been looked by!
Maaale fataaale, maaale fataaale!
You should kill yourself as soon as possible.
Hymens and humins, guess whos going to be knocked by these stinky boots in a few seconds!
Gut mornen, time to groom each other!!
He has finally touched grass by his tongue!
Male fatale wishes you very-very sweet dreams!!
Homin? I-I can explain what I have done while you were at work!
Wow, so long and red!
Where all of pears brehs
Which of them is the best for you with respect to row number from zero and column number from zero?
Mr. Stinky Diapers, lets rideee!
A long male fatale shows off his regalia to other two male whiffurs!
You have astonished me, and I am emotional male whiffur. So here is your reward!
Just look how soft the sole is. And it is so prehensile!!
Go stand under the shower, the grooming master will show you who is his humin slave!
Professional simian is a job for 1000 pears?!
One of my favorites (If someone is wondering why, an anon asked what is my favorite lemur pictures). Of course, my definition of favorite shifts a bit from what you expect!
Continue, male lemur, continue, because we love it!
Whos will be my grooming partner this mornen? Of course you will!
Did you say CutThePear is popular amongst LemurMarket apps?! Let's play!
I will place it here and after a second it is not here anymore. Why? Because it is the pear's analogue!
ME SEE HECKIN PEAR ANALOGUE!
F-fymens ask for skritch!
It was a car, but after him it is a smelly garbage!
The one-million-height tree has a delicious pear on the top of it, so it's time to climb for him!
You do not care about this journal, because there is something better placed on it!
This male bastardur is teasing you!
Have a heckin dreamurrino, brehs!!
This tree will not have good floral aroma again, so try to avoid it... Oh no, you love its smell, how could you!
Me heckin need pat-pat!
M-male whiffur, though I am a male muskyr too, we will love each other together!
Never gonna smell you up, never gonna stink you down, never gonna spread musk and skritch you!
Bye bye humin, this is my new house now!
Be polite skritch receiver, help him to clean his bum!
It is so long!
No-no, leave grooming of you for us, male sifakur!
Hymen, come on, it's time for us to cuddle and sleep under covers!
Humid weather is the same as humin week!
Here here and and now you have transformed into a new male lemur and can have fun in our male conspiracy for all your life!
Silly humin has made me sleepy!
Whiffur's the name, musk's my game!
Male fatale party, hymens not only allowed to be there, but have to and sniff the peary tea!