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why bother with any other dog breed when they are all inferior to a german shepherd?
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Because they're almost always neurotic messes with hip issues.
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>>4170398
but they also really horny
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>>4170398
>neurotic messes
If you were a intelligent creature you also would go crazy if kept confined to small spaces without anything to do for most of your life.
>hip issues
get one from a decent breeder
>>4170400
Kill yourself.
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>>4170404
>kill yourself
why? it's the truth retard.
or maybe you're the person who got their dog killed and you're still suffering
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I prefer Dutch shepherd and Belgian malinois over German shepherd. They're more agile and perhaps even more work driven than the German shepherd. Less hip issues and also less hair. No grooming required whatsoever.
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Can confirm they're horny. I was petting one and his dick made it 3/4 of the way out. I wasn't looking (on purpose, it was already peeking out) and he squirted some shit that I ended up touching. Ew. It's always a german shepherd. They get boners everywhere they are until they're neutered, and if you neuter them late for hip health they keep doing it.

I'm pretty sure that when the krauts were breeding these they had EXTREME loyalty in mind. Of course, it's always the krauts.
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you guys really ruin it for people who like pets and aren't degenerates.
I hate you all
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>>4170410
All 3 are ebin buoyes but as with any dog, size fucks them up. So you want a dog that is bred to be trim af and you want to raise/feed them right which may basically mean halfway starving them with high quality food so they grow slowly. Webm related, what GSD should be like
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>>4170518
You know neutering is uncommon or even illegal in a lot of countries so we've seen things most burgers wouldn't. Burgers don't neuter because dogs magically have puppies (but they do when you leave your dog outside all day when you're at though). They neuter dogs because they don't want to see exactly what they are. Some of the more loyal breeds are loyal for a reason. Also, /an/'s favorite meme dog, the husky, is one of the least likely to show any sexuality towards people.
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what about german shepheard mixed with wolf?
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>>4170579
>take dog known for being somewhat nervous, fearful, and territorial with no natural aversion to humans
>this one breed is responsible for less attacks, but more deaths, than rottweilers
>children have had their faces removed entirely because a niggerman shepherd had a spastic dogtism fit when they go too close to its right eyeball (many other breeds consistently have no issues with infants hanging off their snouts like a living jungle gym)
>combine it with a 100lb predator that is willing to eat humans
>owners of wolfdogs describe them as "one person animals" but in the way that they will attack and kill other people if pressed a hair too far or given the freedom to stalk/kill your friends and neighbors
what could go wrong
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>>4170591
>>children have had their faces removed entirely because a niggerman shepherd had a spastic dogtism fit when they go too close to its right eyeball (many other breeds consistently have no issues with infants hanging off their snouts like a living jungle gym)
Maybe you should teach kids how to act around dogs. If you won't, the dog will.
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>>4170597
This. I walk my bear every day and every child he kills, I point at the corpse with both index fingers and say TOLD YOU TO RESPECT THE BEAR!!! TOLD YOU TO RESPECT THE BEAR!!!!
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>>4170591
from what i heard they are pretty shy
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>>4170597
Children can act however they want around dogs short of injuring them. Dogs that kill/hospitalize people for being "rude" get put down. No exceptions. Stop breeding dangerous dogs. The dogs will stop killing your kids. And we will stop killing your dogs.

An animal that degloves a young girl's skull because she was "too close" is an animal that should have been put down a long time ago. There were warning signs that its furbaby faggot owners ignored. Warning sign number one: it's a german shepherd. They were bred to be dangerous. It's classified as a war dog and protection dog. Trials for them involve showcasing their skills in the field of biting people. They haven't been primarily a herding dog for 100 fucking years.

As it is german shepherds, rottweilers, and pitbulls are some breeds I am very happy to give sausage with special tasty green sauce.
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>>4170602
thats exactly why they're dangerous.
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>>4170606
>They haven't been primarily a herding dog for 100 fucking years.

Replace German Shepard Dog with any Bull-type Terrier and herding with dog fighting.
See how retarded you sound?
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>>4170392
>Hip problems
>Back problems
>Fucking assholes in general
Give me a Bernese
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>>4170601
>>4170606
>NOOOOO MY KID CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO A DOG THEY DON'T KNOW!!!
You're a fucking idiot. Teach your kids to have a healthy fear of dogs if they cant even behave.
If the dog is unrestrained on the the street, then yea you would be right. If a kid visits your house, and you have a german shepherd, you tell the kid to behave around the dog. If you don't know the dog enough to trust it, then keep it away from the kids.
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>>4170606
Exactly. Dogs nowadays are only meant to be pets and satisfy white women sexual needs.
That's why the only dogs that should be allowed to breed are pugs and huskies.
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>>4170601
Ignorantia Juris non-excusat or ignorantia legis neminem excusat (Latin for “ignorance of the law excuses not” and “ignorance of the law excuses no one” is a legal principle holding that a person who is unaware of a law may not escape liability for violating that law simply because they were unaware of it.
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>>4170621
>It is my RIGHT as an american to keep a loaded gun with no safety and a hair trigger on a table by the door! It's protecting my property!
>Some kid picks it up and shoots someone/themselves
>NO ITS YOUR FAULT THAT I WAS AN IDIOT RAISE YOUR KIDS BETTER
>Someone bumps into the table, the gun fires and someone is struck
>NO ITS YOUR FAULT THAT I WAS AN IDIOT BE MORE CAREFUL
You would be jailed for criminal negligence, like anyone that keeps a dangerous dog should be.

>>4170622
1: White women? I personally checked out porn sites and 99% of dog/woman videos had hispanics and asians. Whites are a christian people despite pharisee corruptions, we don't do that shit.
2: Dogs work in every way that does not involve attacking people. Dogs do not attack people. Understand? This is a hard and fast rule with NO EXCEPTIONS. A dog that attacks a human is put to death.

If you do not follow this rule your kids will be mauled by some small dicked faggots wolfdog or war dog that doesn't belong outside of army barracks and he'll say DONT YOU KNOW, YOU FUCKING RETARD? YOU NEVER LOOK AT OR WALK NEAR A STRANGE DOG WITHOUT ASKING PERMISSION. HE'S PROTECTING MY PROPERTY!

Meanwhile the vast majority of dogs can be manhandled by complete strangers without issue. The problem is clearly your dangerous war dog breed, not people. Every single german shepherd on earth not in legal possession of military or law enforcement personnel should be summarily executed, ideally in front of their owners so their emotional pain can come a little closer to that felt by the victims of dangerous dog attacks and their families.
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>>4170630
The law says that dogs that bite people are killed, without exception. It is heavily implied that you are not to breed or keep dogs that bite people. If someone broke your "law" your dog would still be destroyed like the worthless, brainless object it is. Any intelligent animal would know better than to cause grievous injury to the species of its benefactors without very good cause.

If I saw a german shepherd injure a child I would personally put a bullet through its skull in front of you and tell you to deal with it, dogfucker. I would claim that I was protecting the child from further attacks and the worst charge I would get would be discharging a firearm in city limits.
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>random kid pets a dog
>dog bites their hand off
>dog about to be euthanized, owner being sued
>"no actually ignorance of the law doesnt excuse your kid, the law says that you never go near a dog"
>parents show a video of their golden retriever being the center of attention at a daycare, refuse to elaborate further
>law says that dogs that bite people get put down
>dangerous dog gets put down, owner sued for the childs medical costs
>child grows up to hate dogs, now peruses your neighborhood chucking special sausages at anything that acts vicious
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>>4170621
if i cant trust an animal around children and it is not being caged or muzzled 24/7 i'm taking it out back and shooting it (yes, even if its yours). i put down one of my wife's cats for giving my son some deep cuts for daring to touch it. dogs don't get special treatment.

harboring a dangerous animal is like keeping ted bundy, osama bin laden, and george soros as your roomates. might as well nuke your house.
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>>4170591
>German Shepard Dogs are dangerous.
There is no definitive answer to this question since it can depend on the individual dog's temperament and training. However, in general, German Shepherds are considered to be loyal, protective, and intelligent dogs that can make great family pets.
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>>4170653
>>German Shepard Dogs are dangerous.
>There is no definitive answer to this question since it can depend on the individual dog's temperament and training. However, in general, German Shepherds are considered to be loyal, protective, and intelligent dogs that can make great family pets.
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>>4170400
i've heard retrievers are the horniest
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>>4170668
then mine may be an exception because she hates if someone touches her there (yes, including male dogs)
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>>4170649
Animal cruelty lol. Shoot yourself next time faggot.
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>>4170680
>animal hurts child badly
>its life is humanely ended so no more children get hurt
oh no. animal cruelty. not the heckin furbabies. animals are better than heckin people! except for me of course. someone needs to take care of the heckin kitterinos and floofy woofy bois.
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This place is autistic, all dog threads contain calls for mass euthanasia or sexual fetish comments.
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>>4170689
You didn't shoot the cat at the time it was injuring the child. You waited after instead of surrendering it to the shelter to be euthanized. Yes, this is illegal. Shoot your testicles too.
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>>4170690
4chan is a place for independent thinkers. So of course, you either get rational viewpoints from people who believe in the glory of god and the importance of human life (dangerous dog breeds should not exist) or highly divergent stirner-esque satanist bullshit (if i can own it i can fuck it).
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>>4170695
yo this isn't fb, go preach about your religious bullcrap somewhere else.
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>>4170694
Home euthanasia is not illegal. Animal cruelty laws specifically refer to suffering in life and "needless" killings. A humane death dealt to end suffering or prevent further suffering is 100% legal in sane countries. Dogs are property, not people. Dogs are objects, not humans. They don't have a right to life. Their "rights" are less important than a childs right not to end up with stitches or terrible infections. Do you understand?

I would wipe out the entire species if dogfags insisted on never, once, breeding one that wouldn't harm children. And if dangerous dogs became the majority I would gladly give every one a bullet or a needle. The loss of good dogs would be too minor to offset the safety gained.
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>>4170702
Yes, and okay.
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every thread about dogs on /an/:
>I WANNA FUCK DOGS!!!!!
>I WANNA KILL DOGS!!!!!!!
>YOU DOG BAD, MY DOG GOOD!!!!
>CATS ARE BETTER!!!!!
>I WANT DOGS TO FUCK ME!!!!!
>*WOOF WOOF*
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>>4170730
all me btw
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>>4170742
fuck u cunt i'm also here
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>>4170747
do you have any more wolfdogs with boners

asking for a friend
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>>4170762
just search for some on bing, Flickr, or ville. i don't wanna get banned.
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>>4170767
you sure know a lot about ville, dead aussie bro
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>>4170775
i'm a husky/gsd furfag, i hate AS with a passion.
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>breedfags
>zoophiles
pick both every time lmao
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>>4170392
Had a Husky/Shepard mix, lived to be 14. Nicest dog ever, wish her hips didn't have issues though. Good dogs.
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>>4170810
did you yiff her?
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>>4170392
German Shepards owners are cunts. Almost every Shepard I’ve met has attacked my dog and the owners bitch like I’m in the wrong and their dog is too smart to be aggressive.
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>>4170392
Their puppies are the cutest
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>>4170787
In reality most animal fuckers are asian/hispanic and prefer street mutts and pitbulls
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>>4170893
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>>4170893
No.
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>>4171290
>>4171300
weak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYVBlqDEfqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpck14U-CMc
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>>4170392
The white swiss shepherd is objectively better.
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>>4171290
The best!
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>>4171300
>>4171303
Too toy-like, doesn't even look like a doggo
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>>4171384
Literal descendant of German Shepard Dogs.
Cope faggot. You'd never have that dog without the GSD.
Compromise. Appreciate the white-coated GSDs.
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>>4170392
German shepherd dogs are among the most genetically fucked up and useless breeds exactly because of shitbag pet and show owners.
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>>4170527
Okay but I live in burger land and the shelters neuter all the dogs. I didn't ask them to do it.
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>>4170591
So you're saying these dogs need to be socialized and trained properly or accidents happen.... Okay we know.
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>>4170392
Depends on the job.
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>>4170591
>>owners of wolfdogs describe them as "one person animals"
"haha no im not getting a human g- I mean just a gf that other part wasnt necessary. uh because my dog who happens to be a girl doesn't like it, thats why"
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>>4170606
>Children can act however they want around dogs
Whose dog? Yours right? I'm specifically ensuring my dog snaps at strangers of all sizes. Don't touch my dog, I don't have him for you.
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>>4170392
Imagine wanting a Nazi dog
>>4170400
>t. White Woman
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>>4172161
Are you specifically training your dog to dodge bullets too? Because of he snaps at me or my wife's son I will pump him full of .45
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>>4172171
No but if you think I won't also be carrying and blowing you and your adopted son's head off, you better start training yourself to dodge.
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>>4172175
You'll go to jail for shooting them. He won't for shooting your dog
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>>4172161
Sorry about your dead dog but the legal system has no mercy for animals that attack humans…
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>>4170400
Faggot
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>>4170579
prefection
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>>4170392
Why would I want a gentic mess caused by massive inbreeding. They are not much better than pugs.
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>>4170597
Man, why are dog people so often psychopaths ?
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>>4172412
>"purebred"s in general
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>>4172175
based
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>>4170579
Why haven't niggers started breeding coyotes/wolves with nigbulls?
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>>4172502
Why hasn't anyone bred Toadlines with Wolves?





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