>>4170127Classic cuckatiel behaviour. Selfish dumbass dickheads.
>>4170311Why do cats freeze and make weird faces like that?
>>4170310i love gibbons
>>4170397Gibbons don't have tails.
>>4170344Ah France, last bastion of romance
>>4170397Those are spider monkeys you mong
>>4170310>godzilla vs king kong
>>4170314It's a submissive "I'm not a threat" face
>>4170409>get wreked scrub
>>4170692What a mother fucking butt hole
>>4170692What a cunt, I thought only humans were capable of petty spite.
>>4170900>>4170883The owner of the kennel hates huskies and doesn't consider them real dogs. This is actually very common among dog people. Huskies are intelligent, but not obedient and have no innate desire to please the person who wants to be their master. They can hunt their own food, but will also turn down kibble until they're almost starving before accepting it. Retards can't even begin to train them without resorting to abuse. This leads to rural agricultural folks and the average dog fan to consider them useless, stupid, lesser, not dogs, barely any good for pulling sleds etc. So what he did is he always fed that dog last and treated it poorly while treating the other dogs very well.
>>4170906most dogs just accept their fate and learn to be happy with it, even if it's abusive.a dog that gets angry about its situation is genuinely useless. dogs are property, not citizens.
>>4170345it's waiting for someone to feed it
>>4170127Are birbs autistic?
>>4170345>>4170909Lazy spoiled bastard.
>>4170906That's horseshit. My landlord had three huskies and a golden lab locked up in a kennel in the junkyard behind the apartments. I contacted them and complained because I could hear them crying back there, they were chained near broken glass. They live in another town, so they asked if I'd like to walk the dogs for them, I said sure. Made a project of it. Apparently, the male husky had killed a neighbor's dog so they either had to move him to another town or put him down, and once they moved them here they just stopped taking care of them. The workers were for some reason terrified of him, everytime he got loose the neighbors would start screaming.Anyway, those dogs were never anything but perfect with me. I guess probably because I was the only one paying attention to them. I'd walk them all for a couple hours every day, and I started buying them treats and dog food. I did witness them catch rabbits and eat them while I walked them, but they were always gentle, loving and even protective of me. One of my fondest memories is walking the pack through this grass field as the sun was setting and collectively they all wanted to just roll around and relax in the grass so I took them off the leashes. By that point, I didn't need them anymore, they just followed wherever I went. They all cuddled up next to me and I don't know, it felt very zen. As this big, all white husky wiggled on his back over the grass to la at my side and I rubbed his belly, I couldn't comprehend how anyone could be afraid of him.
>>4170311kek looks like a Chinese cat
>>4170345>Get in mah belly!!
>>4170959Has anyone done magic tricks with a bird assistant? That would be neat
>>4170692this dog is my hero
>>4170692Absolute dognigger behavior.
>>4170473australia lost to these
>>4170959Even the bird looks shocked at how far it flung that thing.
>>4170344Kek reminds me of how there's a syndrome out there where people get depressed because Paris is such a shithole compared to how they see it in movies or other media.
>>4171023Huskies are some of the few dogs that have the mental capacity to act out of spite and genuinely hate. Imagine a human, he'd be friendly with you but he'd still keep trying to burn everyone elses house down.Border collies do this to but people usually don't push them to it, since they don't kill cats and small dogs (the jury is out on it being instinct or a conscious decision to execute their inferiors)
Anyone have those cheetah on human webms?
>>4171023You should have taken him as a mate. The fuck you doing, anon?
>/an/ dog gen.webm
>>4170692This webm always makes my day. What an awesome dog. A real life troll.
>>4172197Someone who speaks dog tell me what these dogs are thinking
>>4172557I asked my dog, he said the dogs are confused but also curious.tnrvn
>>4172580Thanks dawg, tell your dog
>>4170692extremely based desu
>>4170473>Dark souls fans consuming their game's lore
>>4172176When the booba bussin
>>4170345damn artificial difficulty
>>4170345>I.G.N. journalist reviews another game.
>>4173321>toddler devoured by pitbulls
>>4172557I asked my much smarter dog, she said they were horny.
>>4173775what a fucking stupid bird, sitting on power lines with such fucking big feathers, he's just asking to get fried.
>>4173777feathers are dielectric
>>4173807tell that to all the videos of chickens getting roasted by power lines, you only need to create an arch with your body for electricity to run through ithttps://youtu.be/xcP254Y7URE
>>4170344Actually being a rat must be pretty fun. Hanging around with your peers looking for food in the city must be like an adventure every day. There would be days where you get lucky and even snatch a half eaten burger with some fries or even a still fresh croissant. Just fucking imagine finding good human food as a fucking rat. It must feel like a million dollars every day.Not only that but if you get good at finding food and get fat you might climb the social ladder and become an alpha and fuck lots of rat whores every night then you would teach your 87 children how to find fast food in the trash bins of frenchdonalds.
>>4173889>Actually being a rat must be pretty fununtil you encounter cat, snek or hawk
>>4173777>>4173807>>4173815EE here (actual, practicing, licensed EE). One of my biggest peeves in popular media is the use of words like insulator or grounded or mirror or, in this case, dielectric.Think of this: if you have an armor piercing NATO round (5.56mm), do you expect it to pierce through a 3-foot bunker wall just because it says armor piercing on the label?All those other words above are the same. Just because something is insulated doesn't mean you are suddenly invincible from any amount of current and voltage. Just because you have a mirror doesn't mean you can reflect a laser of any wattage (e.g. the retarded example of Superman's city-destroying eyebeams being reflected by regular ass mirrors). Also I'm dubious to the use of dielectric in this case as it's usually referred to an insulator with the intent of using/referring to its polarization properties.
>>4173911Only cats would be a menace in the city, but yeah, they would be pretty dangerous.
>>4173923Listen to this guy
>>4170959love these little agents of chaos like you wouldn't believe
>>4173977>ibisAnd nothing of value was lost.Also kek that filename
>>4172197It's like one of those white-woman-in-India videos
>>4170409Look how little the guy reacts. This has happened before.
>>4170310woah weird monkey thing
>>4174303>oh no, I hope no one takes advantage of my unfortunate predicament
>>4173977I could hear the oof upon that retard bird rag dolling
>>4170127What is his problem?
>>4172176show me the dad's a pitbull without showing me the dad's a pitbull
>>4170959cant stop laughing, amazing
>>4170311How is he getting any water from drinking like that? I don't believe it.
>>4173889Unless you end up a pet store rat, and get sold to some psycho who tortures you to death or feeds you to some shitty snake.
>>4171933>Kek reminds me of how there's a syndromeThe syndrome is called immigration, and the cause is jews.
>>4170906Could've been worse. Like a shitbull.Like owner, like dog, and all shitbulls needs to get the bullet, just like their owners.
>>4175267Somebody has trained their owner to pay attention to them on demand just by pushing things off tables.
>>4173924Naa, at least on my city there's a breed of city hawks that prowl the skies, highways and city outskirts. One time I was driving and saw one fly over the highway lane with a fucking snake.
>>4175377>hawksWhoops, I meant to type bird of prey not hawk specifically.These guys by the way:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_kite
>>4173923Also breakdown voltage.
>>4175573I wish my wife would welcome me home like that...
>>4173911Being a human in a city is already pretty shitty, and you also risk encountering a gang, crazy people or loan sharks
>>4175590>Dog wifeProblem solved
>>4175688Based and dogpilled
>>4171933Japs made a whole word for being disappointed with Paris
>>4170692that's a great dog, kekked hard
>>4175688Yes, I think that was the implication.
>>4173815He made a circuit with his feet, on lines carrying thousands of volts.
>>4173815somebody turn this into a beat, please
>>4175267Obviously was a cat in his former life.
>>4176112*chinese meat kennelsthe story about the dog always being fed last is true btw. smart enough to hate, not cognizant enough to hate the right person. like blaming your fellow working class men of other races instead of focusing on the puppetmasters above...
>>4176451Holy fuck how do you even stop something like that?
>>4173923Did the bird die, yes or no? No? Then it's safe until proven otherwise, faggot.
>>4174354Well that's one way to get salmonella
>>4174460So that's how chinks store their food.
>>4170345bird experiences bugged eating mechanics
>>4176681So fucking cute holy shit.
>>4176488You just know that's a mare
>>4176721YOU JUST KNOW
>>4171023>The workers were for some reason terrified of him, everytime he got loose the neighbors would start screaming.nonwhites
>>4176739sif if she real
>>4176127Where's the info on this Kennel from?
>>4176488Huh, and I thought ears back were a sign of aggression
>>4176869Aggressive licking could be a thing.
>>4170310oh sure when I try it the iguana rips my cheek off, when the monkey does it its all fun and games. I see how it is
>>4176869That's not back, this is.
>>4176929What the fuck crabs can fly now???
>>4176977They fly now!?!
>>4170345>"bird eating">bird obviously not eating>>4170442Not anymore. Look up Paris syndrome.>>4171023You're lika a human-dog version of dumb bitches who pine for jailed murderers.>>4175267>>4176687Tell me your owner is a woman without telling me your owner is a woman>>4176750>Pulling on it just to make a cool tictocI hate people like this
>>4174670Check out slowmo videos of dogs drinking water, might be the same, they're kind of mind blowing
>>4170308I thought he was going to smash the table and flip flop all over it. He was actually really polite and civil about eating those worms.
/r/equesting that webm of an emu moving towards the camera with piercing eyes and raptor-like movement where it looks just like a modern day dinosaur
>>4177352/an/ delivers as usual. thats exactly it thanks so much
>>4177355Does she fuck that bird? I wonder how deep could that head penetrate her ass
>>4177364Head penetration unnecessary, ostriches have penises.
>>4176739RULES OF NAAATUUUUURE
>>4177355I'll leave this here for any interested parties[zero-sen (xxzero)] Tori no Kimochi IiI really like that one
>>4171338I don't get it.
>>4173775It was the strangest thing seeing these fuckers hop up trees in Sri Lanka.
>>4170692This is what autism looks like.
>>4176464All horses inevitably stop themselves by doing something mind-bogglingly stupid.
>>4177543I'd post that webm of a horse jumping over a fence and breaking all of it's legs, but I don't have it
>>4177350Birds are modern day dinosaurs.
>>4177546lol I used to have a buckskin that would do that had brown stripes across her ass from it.
>>4170943>repetitive sound making for hours>get angry if you change anything and shriek if you do>endless tapping>stack stuff>put stuff in esoteric orderThey're definitely on the spectrum.
>>4177388>Implying E-thots are loyal & lovable.Anon....
>>4172557>WTF IS THIS REAL???
>>4176689Duck Side Phil.
>>4173911Hawks and especially falcons like cities. Easy cruising, good sight lines. I know one that lives on top of the local burger king, the songbirds around go apeshit in terror whenever he comes home/leaves.
>>4177559>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW>FUCKING BULLSHIT MAN>LOOK AT ME, I'M OPENING MY MOUTH>I'M OPENING MY FUCKING MOUTH>UUUUUUUUGHHGUUGHHHHHH DUUURRRRR>GET IN MY FUCKING MOUTH
not sure if this is allowed on this board but whatever it's my only animal webm
>>4176750HOWHOW IS THIS SHIT POSSIBLE>evolutionFUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT THIS IS WAY TOO SPECIFIC
>>4177546People say shes just scratching, but....look at the way her hips are moving. She's totally getting off on it.
>>4177564honestly tip of the iceberg with that weird horse. The sexual content of your post makes me not want to reply though. She'd steal my tools and get herself all so fucked up I'd have to use that purple antibiotic spray. Wouldn't let anyone else change her shoes. She even snuck out one night and get herself horse diabetes grazing clover at night. Absolute F rank horse but an decent dumb dog, would follow me around no lead required.
>>4170943Just crazy and retarded.
>>4177568You disgusting fuck.How dare you post that kind of thing here.
>>4177725So yes, then.
>>4177701So clover is bad for horses?
>>4177884I still don't get why the guy(s) filming it started bolting.
>>4178053if somebody whipped out their penis at me I'd run too
>>4177568can't believe the guy just stood there filming that
>>4176488It's licking the salt from his sweat
>>4177884Well, he's friendly at least.
>>4177736it can be, it's higher sugar than most grasses and sometimes the horses will fixate on it. If you have enough horses to share the load it's not an issue but if you have like 2 and you don't pen them in at night or they get out it can get pretty bad.
>>4170692Animal are a lot like people, some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.
>>4170345>Look, see those birds? At some point a program was written to govern them.>A program was written to watch over the trees, and the wind, the sunrise, and sunset. >There are programs running all over the place.>The ones doing their job, doing what they were meant to do, are invisible.>You'd never even know they were here.>But the other ones, well,
>>4178634They guy hated huskies and was feeding him last, so one day he starts recording and lets the dog out first and goes "LOL LOOK HOW GREEDY HUSKIES ARE LMAO. DON'T FORGET TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON".
>>4179200please don't post gore here
>>4175006>Huskey it an asshole>Food stolen and mess made>Pitbull is an asshole>Dead babies
>>4172176>Burn some pit, get some shit
>>4173321I can't look at things like this without being reminded how much I hate shitbulls. Thanks, /an/.
>>4177546>I'd post that webm of a horse jumping over a fence and breaking all of it's legs, but I don't have itWe're the ones that bred them to have retarded stick legs though.
>>4176785When you give a mouse a piece of steak...
>>4179353That's a big D.
>>4179353probably only lives for 5 years
>>4179353>>4179369That old ass asian looks like he is 4'5 and his feet are smaller than Disney princesses'.
>>4179543Doggos love poo
>>4179666nigga that's nuts
>>4177670Put... put your dick in it.
>>4177262why do you choose to be so negative? lighten up.
>>4173741>>4179322>can't even tell the difference between a pitbull and a husky
>>4177685 people like you.... read some Richard Dawkins, its called GRADUAL evolution, many animals use this strategy.
>>4176929I had utterly intense fright of crabs as a child but took solace in the fact that they always are on the ground. after seeing this, I have even more reason to never ever go into the ocan.
>>4179353Built to fuck white women
>>4179666>Chip trying to hide that one photograph
>>4180334Lmao time to get your booster
>>4180201>The other two cats glance overKek
>>4177438Austin Powers 2, character literally called "Fat Bastard" tries to convince a baby to let him eat it
>>4180837What are you even talking about? Holy shit, are you stroking rn?
>>4180793>aw damn it they didn't invite me in
>>4172178>hides behind the cowcute
>>4180884>t. schizo stroke victim
>>4180201Eh, pretty lame edit, you can see the pixels. But idea is solid.
>>4180884>avoids death and is scared shitless>stays in the water anywayAre ruminants the NPCs of the animal world?
>>4179337OH BABY ONE MORE TIIIIMEEE
>>4173775reminds me of the very first pokemon episode
>>4181593notice the lycaon on the bank
>>4181593>>stays in the water anywayDid you not see the hyena waiting for it to come out?
>>4181680>roasties climbing up the career pole finally get to meet the (hebrew) executives
>>4181337>fr fr no cap slap regs
>>4177568i really wish i hadn't clicked on this
>>4181948>starts ranbling in zoomer talk for some reasonare you severely autistic?
>>4170310Primates really are the jerks of nature
>>4182001But the lizard started it!
this new captcha is fucking annoying
>>4182221>intelligent, playful, go limp like a doll in your arms, smell goodreally strange that these didn't catch on as pets around the world
>>4182221do they really smell like popcorn? i mean i do smell it but the retards also set up a popcorn stand nearby the binturong exhibit in my place
>>4173815Oh my fucking God, I'm laughing so hard at this shit.That one got a good laugh out of me.
>>4181671That's an African Wild dog, not a Hyena.
>>4177884What animal is that? It looks like it is part of the rodent family.
>>4182417What animal is that?
>>4173775Her weave is beautiful
>>4182221It looks fake wtf
>>4176451>The 1HP chad horse vs 100HP virgin car
>>4182522some kind of lemur, I think
>>4182352They look like they wake up every day in a trash can with a hangover
>>4182400An agouti, a South American rodent (generally if its bigger than a beaver it comes from there)
>>4182412Shitbulls even target poor tortoises
>>4182221for some reason I thought they were smaller than that.
>>4182562Wow. They're just like me!
>>4182126What was his problem?
>>4182412SMASHED and SLAMMED desu
>>4179353>The sound of Aztec warriors shitting themselves in fear
>>4170906>Huskies are intelligent, but not obedient and have no innate desire to please the person who wants to be their master.huskyfag cope
>>4182138>This isn't even my kid
>>4177388>on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog
>>4177388Remember to be kind to your less able teammates. It could be a dog
>>4182889very unsettling webm that is.
>>4179543so this was the inspiration for Spice and Wolf
>>4183151wtf, how big is that dog??!
>>4177262God just shut the fuck up cunt
>>4179666Satan's squirrel giving a couple of nuts to a neutered dog.
>>4179353How thick would the fully engorged knot be?Haha asking for research purposes...
>>4179550Potential to replace "hamster and banana"