Also is it legal? Thinking about maybe buying a opossum or a fox monkey from one someday.
>>4149587It's Florida, you could probably fuck it and it'd be legal.
>>4149587No. 99% of the time it ends up badly for the owner and especially the animal, and the suffering is further amplified since by purchasing the animal, it supports the industry and further animals get sold and end up suffering.
>>4149587>is it moralNot if its wild caught or is being sold by a company that is feeding the illegal wildlife trade or unsustainable collection
>>4149587>opossumshort lived but manageable>monkeyone of the worst pets you could ever get
>>4149587If you have the money and knowledge go ahead.
don't summon him
>>4149587It's completely legal and moral to buy an exotic pet from a responsible breeder who captive breeds their animals
I know what I'm buying if I win my scritch ticket this week.
I'm thinking of getting a baby macaque but I've made sure to find a monkey sanctuary nearby that will take it when it's a full grown adult and I don't want to deal with it anymore.
>>4150652Sounds like you're a fucking moron and shouldn't have pets at all.
>>4149587Why in the fuck would anyone want a monkey?>ugly as fuck, looks like a dark lord's twisted mockery of a human child >shits everywhere, can't even be toilet trained >throws own shit >makes satanic noises all day >will destroy everything you own >will maul your face off for no goddamn reason >can't even be taken out in public without being a public nuisance at best and mauling others at worst >not intelligent enough to really do anything with you, intelligent enough to become mentally ill and hate you I will never understand, it's like having a child except worse in every single way.
>>4149587Depends on the animal and the owner.
>>4150813I didn't say monkey, I said foxmonkey aka lemur.
>>4149587It's only moral if you buy both a male and female then release both into the everglades
>>4150813I don't know, capuchins seem chill enough
>>4150773Sounds like you're naive.
>>4150865lemurs do the same things.
>>4151213I love that they do it!
>>4151206Don't. Lemurs are social animals that need to be with large groups of their own species. They should not be pets.
>>4150865>Google foxmonkey>there's nothing specific on the search results You're making shit up. Nobody calls lemurs foxmonkeys.
>>4151204>>4151206>>4151210>>4151212>>4151217>>4151225Monkey thread? Monkey thread!
>>4151228A nice wart to touch!
>>4151230Wanna lick it? Wanna cum on it?
>>41512311) Yes,2) Logical value of the phrase “Not true that the square root of 2 is a rational number”.
>>4150906They fucking aren’t.
Taking care of regular pets is already work enough, why would you want something that is x10 worse? >Oh look, evolution prepare it to roam for miles but my appartment will surely suffice
>>4151810I hope to god that's milk
>>4149587monkeys are fucking shitheadsAlso yes it's completely fine morally, the morality is how you treat it. What difference does it make if it lives moderately in the wild or if it lives well in captivity?
By this point I almost guarantee lemurfag is a janny
>>4152861Why does it have boobs?
Depends on the exotic, depends on it's living situation.
WHY ARE YOU NOT RANGEBANNED YET
>>4149587>Garnish on his lentilsDamn that monkey eats better than I do.
>>4149587There should be regulations for buying them. For example minimum enclosure size and the owner needs to have vet records and probably be a millionaire at minimum
>>4154100Jannies are literally free
>>4149587>Is buying exotic animals moral?God gave man dominion over the animals and the earth.
what the fuck is going on here
>>4149596>>4149587If an exotic animal was domesticated and raised by humans from birth, it is animal cruelty to release it, especially if it enjoys being around humans and isn't feral.It will die if you release it. One person not buying exotic animals does not stop the exotic animal market.
>>4155133I like them and despise you
>>4149587It depends on the animal you want to keep. Most states require an exotic pets license. But you get that license and you're okay to own a kangaroo in Tennessee
>>4149587buyin animals is not moral, how would you feel is someone bought you to keep as a companion but you dont like that person?you need to have a bond with an animal to keep it as a pet
>>4155176ohh no not free food and shelter!!
>>4154130Lemurs are monkey aligned with a tendency towards ape atunement.
I feel like the problem with exotic animals is that they don't come with a solid set of guidelines for how to take care of them properly, and even if they did then most people still wouldn't even be able to provide adequate care. In many cases exotic animals also don't have medical care available to them when they're in trouble because a normal vet isn't trained to fix/identify problems on some obscure species of animal
>>4155746I'm a pretty big animal person, so I don't actually doubt that I'd love a lemur so you're right in that regard, but mammals do have wildly different needs to eachother despite being mammals. I wouldnt even know the signs of behavioural issues in a lemur and (like most people) wouldn't have the resources available to me to take care of a lemur. Pity, I'd really like one to be honest
Is this a bot or just a mentally challenged freak.
>>4155781https://youtu.be/mRqtYipA6a0^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I have found a male lemur for you. He howls all the time!
>>4155881Luv' me Baobab'Ate me foosaSimple as
>>4151204>>4151212>>4151225>>4151801>>4151848>>4152868>>4153507>>4156139>>4156672Why do you always specify that it's a MALE lemur? Are their females less cute? Are you a homo?
>>4156739Because he wants to smell and lick their musk glans on their wrists.
>>4156751Ugh, so that's why that sick fuck constantly mentions how stinky they are? Makes sense.
I want one of those domesticated Russian foxes but unfortunately that program never reached the commercial/civilian stage.
>>4151240this is badly shopped
You're really gross man
>>4149587Buy it and call him Zaboomajew
>>4149587>Is buying exotic animals moral?Depending where you buy them from and if you're up to the task of keeping them.>is it legalIn most countries yeah, but only if you're willing to put some extra effort into it.
>>4154844>If an exotic animal was domesticated and raised by humans from birthNot if the way to get it was to put the wild cought mom in a tiny rape cage or shoot it.
>>4150652That’s a real piece of shit move.
This thread has become text-onlyYou can't even imagine how many sold intact male lemurs I want to postProbably someone could give a topic to continue the discussion in this thread
>>4160032Can you explain why it has to be male? Are females not for sale because they are too valuable for the breeders?
>>4160228Because he's a mentally ill homosexual zoophile who wants to fuck male lemurs and not female ones.
>>4160245I'll be honest anon, I can no longer distinguish between irony and sincerity thanks to this acid trip of a thread. So for my sake, I'll just pretend that this is one intricate and high-effort larp.
>>4160228Because they are closer to me with respect to their character, they are already primates like you and me are, but also they are males like you and me are. And the first replier was quite right, but frogging (g=t) is enough!
>>4149589I would totally fuck it up the ass
>>4160293Do you just hold it down or do you sedate it heavily? Its must be strong enough to tear your dick off when threatened.
I had a bearded dragon and it was for 6 years. The only problem (especially reptiles) is that a lot of parents' give these animals to their kids without really letting them know how to take care of them.
How does your intact male lemur live with you on your first day?
>>4161243From how he describes multiple purchases, I assume not for very long.
>>4161379Love him and your male lemur will be with you forever, cuddling and sharing stench with you in his diapers!
If I could, I would share more cute lemurs pictures to buy for you, bros!
What was the lowest price for the intact male lemur that you have seen in your searching?
https://youtu.be/7GA4hlPd60g^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Ooo, ripe fruit is coming. This male lemur will live with you for this for 0$! (condition: feed him ripe fruit every second)
This retard is actually making me hate lemurs. I used to think they were cute and funny. Now because of him my only thoughts are of how much they stink and of their disgusting uncanny valley hands and feet.
>>4162473I loved how you have described their smelly feet. They are disgusting, yet beautiful and soft. You hate and love them at the same time!
Buying exotic foxmonkeys is a delight!
A three hundred of pears, not dollars for a hungry male lemur!
Scritch-scratch dollars, pear cents and the lemur is yours!
Wow, you bought a thousand of male lemurs!...and woke up with only single male lemur because he is licking your face!
A lemur prefers to sleep on your face. Enjoy his priced, expensive bum, or he will meep!
https://youtu.be/Qck92vkbEFk^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^An accessible male lemur is being scritched. Now you totally will buy one!
The most smelly animal in the world is the green-gray bastard – ringtail limur!
You buy a pear and it transforms into a yellow scritchy cute meeping creature!
https://youtu.be/jRazR4PwjB4^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This is what will happen to your hairy body once a male lemur is starting to be your pet. You will enjoy this so much!
>>4151209>wants an exotic animal he already knows he can't care for>calls others naiveBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
>>4149587with the way things are i think that they should be left in their natural habitat. but if they find their way in the hands of someone that doesn't care for them, i think its better to get someone that can care for the animal
>>4165590Each hand of hoomin will care for a smelly male lemur. Breeders are happy to sell you lemurs which they have been producing especially for careful hymens you, they did not steal them from the female lemur's back!
Take off your clothes, a male lemur will start to groom your stomach and eat what he finds on it!
Buying exotic animals is very beneficial for you, it is cheap and a foxmonkey is the ideal choice for you!
If one have ever found a male lemur on craigslist, Is he cheaper than for 3000$ there?
>>4149587Did you solve your choice who to buy?
>>4149587How is this not treated as a troll? It's obviously a hot button issue and the way this is phrased it's impossible to have a meaningful discussion unless you narrow it down some.
>>4156874ok so you're just a homosexual zoophilegotcha
You will pay 3000 stench sniffs – a new male lemur currency – to have a foxmonkey!
>>4167163He probably snuffs them too given the way he keeps talking about buying a new one.
>>4166814I've decided not to buy a lemur because lemurfag creeps me out. And opossums show affection by rubbing their faces against you. >>4166938Because it's not. It's perfectly reasonable to discuss the morality of owning a pet and on a /an/imal board.
>>4167569Seriously how the fuck is that retard not banned? I've been reporting every single one of his posts for days and nothing has come of it. Not one. He legitimately pisses me off, I would rather have 20 shitbull and 10 outdoor cat threads daily than look at his unhinged verbal diarrhea.
Go away out there if you don't want to buy a foxmonkey and hide this thread, fellows.When you finally bought a male lemur, he returned 3000$ back to you because he loved you so much!
>>4167588Do you really want to 'troll' by 'ironically' posing as a gay footfag zoophile?
>>4167572He's one of our jannies, if not a full mod
Male foxmonkeys will not be angry after a few years living with you with comparison to the female lemurs, so one have to live with black balls if you want to enjoy your smelly creature!
When you buy a foxmonkey, you contribute to the breeders so they produce more male lemurs for you and the price becomes cheaper and cheaper, so it is beneficial!
How many times would you change the male lemur's diaper after buying it for 3000$, and how smelly the diapers can be!
A thousand well-groomed opossums will not change the great stench of a male lemur, so buy the second!
Is sniffing bought exotic animal, a foxmonkey for example, enjoyable? Then buying is enjoyable by default!
>>4167512>It's perfectly reasonable to discuss the morality of owning a pet and on a /an/imal board.The thing is that it's too general a question. You can't discuss this without narrowing down what exotic animal we're talking about. Combined with the controversial nature of the topic this thread is clearly designed to start a shitstorm instead of a productive discussion.
>>4169159This thread is clearly designed to make you own a smell productive lemur who will love you and be with the same gender as you are!
>>4169159I did narrow it down. I wanted a opossum or a lemur.
>>4169938Since this thread, you only want a male lemur!
https://youtu.be/Xfu86oEln7s^^...^Heckin lemurrino cannot find his new hoomin owner!
>>4169938Just get a ring tailed cat instead, they're similar in appearance to lemurs except they're also native to the US if that's where you're from.So it would be easier to find a vet for them.Also people have owned them as pets before, and they wouldn't be nearly as bad as a monkey.
>>4170236>Get a catEw, no. I'm getting an opossum, lemurs creeep me out now because of lemurfag.
>>4170373It's not a literal cat, that's just the name.https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringtail
Get a ringtail male cat who will meep with you and realize after 30 years that this was not a cat!
>>4170496Wow they're adorable and perfect. Thx anon.
>>4149587I would only play "I like to move move it" and teach it to head bob every time it comes on.
Hoomin, I feel so secure after you have bought me!
You said I cost 3000$?! No way, I'll scritch silly bridders!
Buying a smelly male lemur is one of the main reasons why opossum cannot compete!
Free shipping, your product gotta go fast in your clean bedroom!
Gut morning hymen, this is your first time awakening up with me so prepare all parts of your body, my 3000$'s priced tongue is demanding to groom you!
>>4170698Me heckin like being bought for 3000$, being bought for 3000$!
There are no any opossums here, it's foxmonkey's business!
Me wanna scritcheees!
Me like when my heckin' diapers getting sniffed, getting sniffed!
Hello, silly hooman, my conditions are that you will sniff me all the day and let me groom you whenever I want and change my diapers at least when a month passed by, so I will behave really well!
The great war against the 3000$ deal!
A small pp is ready to feel comfy with the careful owner!
Ooo ripe pears!
Each hour of sniffing my paw is minus 100$ out of how much I cost!
That's all mine?! I'll scritch you!
Ideal choice to buy!
Free shipping feels nice!
Your typical date in the new, hypothetical world, where all of the hoomins are tolerant to each other's interests!
I'm gonna sniff sniff or you buy me!
Your bedroom is so comfy, silly hymen!
Gulp gulp, gimme more to train my mouth!
Continue, a-ah, it feels so good on my back and I will scritch you after!
Cockmongler has reborn?!
His new throne, you will sleep cuddled into his paws on the floor near bed's corner and he will sleep on your bed!
I just want a skunk instead of a cat but no they're illegal even though they can eat off my deck and let me pet them I can't take them in and descent them.
>>4150813I wish I had a friend who had a monkey
Gimme 30 and 00 bananas!
Wheres silly homin?
>>4171412Would you sniff friend's monkey?Which of them is the most attractive to buy?
Escape him and you will achieve a paw sole sniffing session at your house!
What a careful male lemur, he washes you and grooms you. You are clean, but smell like saliva!
Snow? In my Madagascar?! Meep meep, hide me, hymen!
Wee, hoomin has given me a room to scritch and play in. I love him so much!!
Your memory has been cleared, now you don't know what opossums are but you love this gray bastard and will buy him right now!
Aaa hoomin don't want to give me his back to scritch!
Let's drive these stinky diapers right to your warm bed!
Me getting bought?!
I strongly recommend you to buy an intact male foxmonkey instead of an opossum!
Ready to be shipped to your apartment!
Looks like a plush toy but it is the toy which wants to scritch your stomach!
You bought me and you deserved a long-lasting session of an theater where you and my foot sole are actors. Start a reherseal now!
>gulp noisesIs this real?
Bye-bye, owner's mirror, now you are unique: if smell was a person, it would rate you high!
>>4171770Pic related is better than both, also it's actually been a pet before.
Now, each of u will buy him!
Gut mornen hymen, I will have groomed you in a minute!
get a job you fucking loser
>>4170373If you're in the US can't you just go outside and catch an opossum for free?
>>4172276Will silly hooman bring him a delicious pear?
It's time to buy a male lemurrine!
Help poor limurrie to shift a couch and he will give you his feet for an hour!