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Also is it legal? Thinking about maybe buying a opossum or a fox monkey from one someday.
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>>4149587
It's Florida, you could probably fuck it and it'd be legal.
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>>4149587
No. 99% of the time it ends up badly for the owner and especially the animal, and the suffering is further amplified since by purchasing the animal, it supports the industry and further animals get sold and end up suffering.
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>>4149587
>is it moral
Not if its wild caught or is being sold by a company that is feeding the illegal wildlife trade or unsustainable collection
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>>4149587
>opossum
short lived but manageable
>monkey
one of the worst pets you could ever get
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>>4149587
If you have the money and knowledge go ahead.
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don't summon him
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>>4149587
It's completely legal and moral to buy an exotic pet from a responsible breeder who captive breeds their animals
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I know what I'm buying if I win my scritch ticket this week.
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I'm thinking of getting a baby macaque but I've made sure to find a monkey sanctuary nearby that will take it when it's a full grown adult and I don't want to deal with it anymore.
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>>4150199
Who?
>>4150650
What's that?
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>>4150652
Sounds like you're a fucking moron and shouldn't have pets at all.
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>>4149587
Why in the fuck would anyone want a monkey?
>ugly as fuck, looks like a dark lord's twisted mockery of a human child
>shits everywhere, can't even be toilet trained
>throws own shit
>makes satanic noises all day
>will destroy everything you own
>will maul your face off for no goddamn reason
>can't even be taken out in public without being a public nuisance at best and mauling others at worst
>not intelligent enough to really do anything with you, intelligent enough to become mentally ill and hate you
I will never understand, it's like having a child except worse in every single way.
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>>4149587
Depends on the animal and the owner.
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>>4150813
I didn't say monkey, I said foxmonkey aka lemur.
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>>4149587
It's only moral if you buy both a male and female then release both into the everglades
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>>4150813
I don't know, capuchins seem chill enough
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>>4150773
Sounds like you're naive.
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>>4150865
lemurs do the same things.
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>>4151213
I love that they do it!
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>>4151206
Don't. Lemurs are social animals that need to be with large groups of their own species. They should not be pets.
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>>4150865
>Google foxmonkey
>there's nothing specific on the search results
You're making shit up. Nobody calls lemurs foxmonkeys.
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>>4151206
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>>4151225
Monkey thread? Monkey thread!
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Hope
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>>4151228
A nice wart to touch!
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>>4151230
Wanna lick it? Wanna cum on it?
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>>4151231
1) Yes,
2) Logical value of the phrase “Not true that the square root of 2 is a rational number”.
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>>4150906
They fucking aren’t.
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Taking care of regular pets is already work enough, why would you want something that is x10 worse?
>Oh look, evolution prepare it to roam for miles but my appartment will surely suffice
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>>4151810
I hope to god that's milk
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>>4149587
monkeys are fucking shitheads
Also yes it's completely fine morally, the morality is how you treat it. What difference does it make if it lives moderately in the wild or if it lives well in captivity?
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>>4150199
Prophetic
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By this point I almost guarantee lemurfag is a janny
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>>4152861
Why does it have boobs?
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Depends on the exotic, depends on it's living situation.
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WHY ARE YOU NOT RANGEBANNED YET
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>>4149587
>Garnish on his lentils
Damn that monkey eats better than I do.
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>>4149587
There should be regulations for buying them. For example minimum enclosure size and the owner needs to have vet records and probably be a millionaire at minimum
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>>4154100
Jannies are literally free
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>>4150813
>lemur
>monkey
retard detected
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>>4149587
>Is buying exotic animals moral?
God gave man dominion over the animals and the earth.
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what the fuck is going on here
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>>4149596
>>4149587
If an exotic animal was domesticated and raised by humans from birth, it is animal cruelty to release it, especially if it enjoys being around humans and isn't feral.

It will die if you release it. One person not buying exotic animals does not stop the exotic animal market.
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>>4155133
I like them and despise you
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>>4149587
It depends on the animal you want to keep. Most states require an exotic pets license. But you get that license and you're okay to own a kangaroo in Tennessee
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>>4155138
*bangs
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>>4149587
buyin animals is not moral, how would you feel is someone bought you to keep as a companion but you dont like that person?you need to have a bond with an animal to keep it as a pet
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>>4155176
ohh no not free food and shelter!!
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>>4154130
Lemurs are monkey aligned with a tendency towards ape atunement.
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I feel like the problem with exotic animals is that they don't come with a solid set of guidelines for how to take care of them properly, and even if they did then most people still wouldn't even be able to provide adequate care. In many cases exotic animals also don't have medical care available to them when they're in trouble because a normal vet isn't trained to fix/identify problems on some obscure species of animal
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>>4155746
I'm a pretty big animal person, so I don't actually doubt that I'd love a lemur so you're right in that regard, but mammals do have wildly different needs to eachother despite being mammals. I wouldnt even know the signs of behavioural issues in a lemur and (like most people) wouldn't have the resources available to me to take care of a lemur. Pity, I'd really like one to be honest
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Is this a bot or just a mentally challenged freak.
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>>4155781
https://youtu.be/mRqtYipA6a0
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I have found a male lemur for you. He howls all the time!
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>>4155881
Luv' me Baobab
'Ate me foosa
Simple as
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>>4151204
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>>4151225
>>4151801
>>4151848
>>4152868
>>4153507
>>4156139
>>4156672
Why do you always specify that it's a MALE lemur? Are their females less cute? Are you a homo?
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>>4156739
Because he wants to smell and lick their musk glans on their wrists.
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>>4156751
Ugh, so that's why that sick fuck constantly mentions how stinky they are? Makes sense.
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I want one of those domesticated Russian foxes but unfortunately that program never reached the commercial/civilian stage.
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>>4151240
this is badly shopped
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>>4156996
Lemurshopped!
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You're really gross man
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>>4149587
Buy it and call him Zaboomajew
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>>4149587
>Is buying exotic animals moral?
Depending where you buy them from and if you're up to the task of keeping them.
>is it legal
In most countries yeah, but only if you're willing to put some extra effort into it.
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>>4154844
>If an exotic animal was domesticated and raised by humans from birth
Not if the way to get it was to put the wild cought mom in a tiny rape cage or shoot it.
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>>4150652
That’s a real piece of shit move.
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This thread has become text-only

You can't even imagine how many sold intact male lemurs I want to post

Probably someone could give a topic to continue the discussion in this thread
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>>4160032
Can you explain why it has to be male? Are females not for sale because they are too valuable for the breeders?
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>>4160228
Because he's a mentally ill homosexual zoophile who wants to fuck male lemurs and not female ones.
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>>4160245
I'll be honest anon, I can no longer distinguish between irony and sincerity thanks to this acid trip of a thread. So for my sake, I'll just pretend that this is one intricate and high-effort larp.
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>>4160228
Because they are closer to me with respect to their character, they are already primates like you and me are, but also they are males like you and me are. And the first replier was quite right, but frogging (g=t) is enough!
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>>4149589
I would totally fuck it up the ass
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>>4160293
Do you just hold it down or do you sedate it heavily? Its must be strong enough to tear your dick off when threatened.
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I had a bearded dragon and it was for 6 years. The only problem (especially reptiles) is that a lot of parents' give these animals to their kids without really letting them know how to take care of them.
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How does your intact male lemur live with you on your first day?
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>>4161243
From how he describes multiple purchases, I assume not for very long.
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>>4161379
Love him and your male lemur will be with you forever, cuddling and sharing stench with you in his diapers!
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If I could, I would share more cute lemurs pictures to buy for you, bros!
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What was the lowest price for the intact male lemur that you have seen in your searching?
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https://youtu.be/7GA4hlPd60g
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Ooo, ripe fruit is coming. This male lemur will live with you for this for 0$! (condition: feed him ripe fruit every second)
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This retard is actually making me hate lemurs. I used to think they were cute and funny. Now because of him my only thoughts are of how much they stink and of their disgusting uncanny valley hands and feet.
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>>4162473
I loved how you have described their smelly feet. They are disgusting, yet beautiful and soft. You hate and love them at the same time!
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Buying exotic foxmonkeys is a delight!
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A three hundred of pears, not dollars for a hungry male lemur!
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Scritch-scratch dollars, pear cents and the lemur is yours!
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Wow, you bought a thousand of male lemurs!

...and woke up with only single male lemur because he is licking your face!
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A lemur prefers to sleep on your face. Enjoy his priced, expensive bum, or he will meep!
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https://youtu.be/Qck92vkbEFk
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An accessible male lemur is being scritched. Now you totally will buy one!
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The most smelly animal in the world is the green-gray bastard – ringtail limur!
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You buy a pear and it transforms into a yellow scritchy cute meeping creature!
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https://youtu.be/jRazR4PwjB4
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This is what will happen to your hairy body once a male lemur is starting to be your pet. You will enjoy this so much!
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>>4151209
>wants an exotic animal he already knows he can't care for
>calls others naive
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
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>>4149587
with the way things are i think that they should be left in their natural habitat. but if they find their way in the hands of someone that doesn't care for them, i think its better to get someone that can care for the animal
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>>4165590
Each hand of hoomin will care for a smelly male lemur. Breeders are happy to sell you lemurs which they have been producing especially for careful hymens you, they did not steal them from the female lemur's back!
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Take off your clothes, a male lemur will start to groom your stomach and eat what he finds on it!
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Buying exotic animals is very beneficial for you, it is cheap and a foxmonkey is the ideal choice for you!
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If one have ever found a male lemur on craigslist, Is he cheaper than for 3000$ there?
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>>4149587
Did you solve your choice who to buy?
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>>4149587
How is this not treated as a troll? It's obviously a hot button issue and the way this is phrased it's impossible to have a meaningful discussion unless you narrow it down some.
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>>4156874
ok so you're just a homosexual zoophile
gotcha
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You will pay 3000 stench sniffs – a new male lemur currency – to have a foxmonkey!
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>>4167163
He probably snuffs them too given the way he keeps talking about buying a new one.
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>>4166814
I've decided not to buy a lemur because lemurfag creeps me out. And opossums show affection by rubbing their faces against you.
>>4166938
Because it's not. It's perfectly reasonable to discuss the morality of owning a pet and on a /an/imal board.
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>>4167569
Seriously how the fuck is that retard not banned? I've been reporting every single one of his posts for days and nothing has come of it. Not one. He legitimately pisses me off, I would rather have 20 shitbull and 10 outdoor cat threads daily than look at his unhinged verbal diarrhea.
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Go away out there if you don't want to buy a foxmonkey and hide this thread, fellows.

When you finally bought a male lemur, he returned 3000$ back to you because he loved you so much!
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>>4167588
Do you really want to 'troll' by 'ironically' posing as a gay footfag zoophile?
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>>4167572
He's one of our jannies, if not a full mod
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Male foxmonkeys will not be angry after a few years living with you with comparison to the female lemurs, so one have to live with black balls if you want to enjoy your smelly creature!
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When you buy a foxmonkey, you contribute to the breeders so they produce more male lemurs for you and the price becomes cheaper and cheaper, so it is beneficial!
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How many times would you change the male lemur's diaper after buying it for 3000$, and how smelly the diapers can be!
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A thousand well-groomed opossums will not change the great stench of a male lemur, so buy the second!
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Is sniffing bought exotic animal, a foxmonkey for example, enjoyable? Then buying is enjoyable by default!
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>>4167512
>It's perfectly reasonable to discuss the morality of owning a pet and on a /an/imal board.

The thing is that it's too general a question. You can't discuss this without narrowing down what exotic animal we're talking about. Combined with the controversial nature of the topic this thread is clearly designed to start a shitstorm instead of a productive discussion.
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>>4169159
This thread is clearly designed to make you own a smell productive lemur who will love you and be with the same gender as you are!
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>>4149587
>florida
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>>4169159
I did narrow it down. I wanted a opossum or a lemur.
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>>4169938
Since this thread, you only want a male lemur!
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https://youtu.be/Xfu86oEln7s
^^...^
Heckin lemurrino cannot find his new hoomin owner!
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>>4169938
Just get a ring tailed cat instead, they're similar in appearance to lemurs except they're also native to the US if that's where you're from.
So it would be easier to find a vet for them.

Also people have owned them as pets before, and they wouldn't be nearly as bad as a monkey.
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>>4170236
>Get a cat
Ew, no. I'm getting an opossum, lemurs creeep me out now because of lemurfag.
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>>4170373
It's not a literal cat, that's just the name.
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringtail
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Get a ringtail male cat who will meep with you and realize after 30 years that this was not a cat!
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>>4170496
Wow they're adorable and perfect. Thx anon.
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>>4149587
I would only play "I like to move move it" and teach it to head bob every time it comes on.
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I just want a skunk instead of a cat but no they're illegal even though they can eat off my deck and let me pet them I can't take them in and descent them.
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>>4150813
I wish I had a friend who had a monkey
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>>4171770
Pic related is better than both, also it's actually been a pet before.
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>>4172274
>hymen
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get a job you fucking loser
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>>4170373
If you're in the US can't you just go outside and catch an opossum for free?
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>>4172279
Can you not see this person is severely mentally ill? Why would he get a job when he's on disability benefits?
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>>4172366
I'm in a part where not native to.
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To think of how diferently this thread could've been if OP used an image of an opossum instead of a lemur
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>>4172722
and not in that particular part of the world here, too
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>>4149587
Nope. They're not pets for a reason, they're going to be extremely stressed and uphappy while some retard treats them like a special dog. There's a reason shelters were filled with owls after Harry Potter movies came out, they are not kept for a reason.
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schizo meltdown thread
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I would have thought these were cute at one point but now I only feel hatred
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>>4173520
Me too. I feel deep and profound disgust towards them now. Just a month ago I was happily petting them at the zoo and now I wouldn't even touch them.
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>:(
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https://youtu.be/sWemKLEAWhU
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Two male primates (casting foxmonkey) are showing love and trust to each other, so do you with your own foxmonkey?
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how does he come up with this stuff
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>>4172738
This post haunts me whenever I see this thread on page 1 again.
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Is this a bot?..
it is.. r-right? This is my first time visiting /an/..
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When I was a boy and my parents split my mom started seeing this guy who kept a bear on his land. Guy would take his shirt off and wrestle around with it all the time, shit was crazy. He had a couple buffalo too
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>>4175932
No, just a highly autistic individual
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could at least post lemur cock if he's gonna spam lemurs
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>>4176769
I am not gonna spam lemurs.

I really would to post what you want, but this is sfw board. I got thousands of them. But if a pp is not focused, I'll sure make you happy, guys!
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>>4149587
Generally no since most exotic animals are wild caught as that is easier for some 70iq bum in a third world country to flip for easy cash than to try to set up a complex breeding program.
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>>4177841
i hate you and your autism.
but at the same time, the janny of this board is a 100% faggot and deserves the pain you give him.

>>4149587
if anyone besides the lemur psycho is still in this thread, i would say yes that it is moral if you have the means and knowledge to take care of the animal.
most people don't have the means or knowledge to take care of a normal animal, so in most circumstances, it is not moral to buy an exotic.
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This thread has reached image limit

You can't even imagine how many lemurs to buy I want to post

Someone probably could give us a topic so we could keep this thread alive
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>>4149587
You’re better off buying an exotic fish
It’s easier to justify to retards if social pressure bothers you
But mostly because it’s cooler to observe an exotic fish and it takes much less (but still a lot overall) to make a fish happy than it does a monkey or possum
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>>4178180
But in terms of if it’s moral or not, that depends on if you are able to adequately devote the time and resources and shelter for your animal. If so, then you aren’t doing a thing wrong. But if you aren’t able to, then you’re being amoral
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>>4177972
Toast for /JAV/, please?
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>>4178216
Pear for smelly /foxmonkey/ at first!
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>>4178180
am i the only one that finds native american fish cooler looking than ocean fish?
they look like real wild animals, while ocean fish look like they're designed to be entertaining.

i'd fucking love if i could have a pet large mouth bass or something.
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>>4149587
Exotic animals are for people with zero personality and yet desperate for attention. Nothing more cringe than that.
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https://youtu.be/dQPVUd4qmKc
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If you guess, the price for a foxmonkey becomes 1000$ less!
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https://youtu.be/H5fpUOLncjc
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What a cute meeps. You know opossums can't compete!
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>>4177881
You stupid fucking faggot, you didn't even make the thread. People were happily talking about actually interesting topics before you came and infested it like the disease that you are, and killed all discussion with your inane spambot tier posts.
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Buy a foxmonkey right now, tomorrow it will be more expensive than today!
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Opossum is deprecated, buy a male lemur instead!
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3000$ is more beneficial for a foxmonkey, not an opossum!
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Happy post-endangered species days. You can still buy a male foxmonkey for 2750$!
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>>4171412
I don't see answers from you. Answer, please
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I am confident that each of u will buy a cute gray creature!
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>>4178406
This is a good video if you’re interested still
https://youtu.be/cIXKmFpzHF0
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>>4178992
At least it finally hit the bump limit. The thread can finally die now.
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Buy a foxmonkey, not an opossum!
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Searching for pears!
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>>4149587
It's legal depending on your state, but here's the thing, most of them are either very expensive, very dangerous, or both

Monkeys in particular are really dangerous to own, you can't really control them and even if you do there is always the chance they will revert to their natural instincts
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the ride never ends
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Help a poor invalid lemur and buy him!
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3000$ and it's yours!
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It's not opossums business, just buy a foxmonkey and be happy!
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A male intact lemur is beneficial choice!
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>>4180064
I
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You give 3000$, he gives a bitten pear!
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Hoomin, I'm so excited that you bought me and you achieved the feet sniff session for an hour!
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Help to escape the mascular sweaty breasts, they cost only 2000$!
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Before you buy a foxmonkey I strongly recommend to read this scientific book!
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Hoomin, buy me, I cost like a cheap car, and "opossum" does not exist!
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Brother I will miss you... But the hoomin scritching is more important!
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Buy me homiiin!
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I wanna to your bedrooom, scritch-scritch!
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An award for buying a foxmonkey is strong enough to make you choose a right decision!
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You see a yellow spot and the lemur suddenly has lose 1000$ of his price!
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The hymen finally arrived and now I can go to car and scritch him in the evening!
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>>4179799
I hate life
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>>4179799
this post didn't age well
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>>4173520
I am unironically convinced that is part of the lemurfag's goal, to make lemurs disgusting to everyone here by way of association with autism and zoophilia. Or he is just another desperate shitposter who wants to be remembered long after he finally fucks off.
Whether he is an actual lemurfucker or someone with a vendetta against them or just an attention whore, though, there is an obsessive level of autism involved.
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>>4180418
At least his autism is actually funny amd some what fun to read
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>>4180424
It's not, but the only positive thing I can say is at least it's somewhat contained compared to the myriad of other retarded topics that plague this board. I can ignore 2 threads of this faggot spamming his fetish as long as he sticks to his designated containment threads that he makes. Unfortunately, he also has the tendency to shit up other threads that could potentially be interesting. Like this one, except he probably made this thread too.
>>4149587
To keep on-topic: I would say there are a few factors that determine whether it's moral or not.
-Is it wild-caught or captive-bred? Wild-caughts should be prioritized to breeders who can then produce healthier animals that can be sold and won't take new animals out of the environment too much.
-Do your research on the animal. Learn what its habitat is like and how you can construct an appropriate enclosure for one. Learn what its diet is and find suppliers of its preferred foods. Learn what its behaviors are and how you can handle the animal.
-Invest in the animal. Basically, the actual realization of the previous point. Doesn't mean you have to take out a loan to make a jungle in your spare room or whatnot, but build something comfortable for the animal, get everything set up, etc.
-Accommodate the animal accordingly. It's not a dog that's going to be docile, it's a wild animal unused to humans. Even if it gets comfortable with you over time, remember that it's a wild animal and treat it as such. Don't force the animal into uncomfortable situations, let it get used to you and gradually being handled. So on, so forth.
-Keep the animal healthy or be prepared to go to a vet that can treat exotic animals.
-Obviously, don't mistreat the animal, but also don't just release it after keeping it in captivity for some time.
Basically: be prepared for an exotic animal. And don't go crying if you treat it wrong and it lashes out at you.
Whether it's legal? Check your local and national laws, obviously.
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B-buy me... Humin!
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This lemur bro is wild
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germparrot plz die
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>>4180446
>Like this one, except he probably made this thread too.
He didnt >>4167512
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>>4149587
If the animal is an insect, then there shouldn't be an argument for morality, unless you're a shit owner that will toss it to the wild if you get bored with it.
[spoiler]The rising amount of schizos that effortlessly ban-evade sitewide, is really starting to make we worry[/spoiler]
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>>4179373
pretty cool. i figured bass were pretty aggressive like that.
a school of bait minnows would probably be best for me, if i ever got the money to set up an aquarium. can feed them flakes, probably, so no icky live feeding.
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Just buy him already!
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Now you are his “goods”, and he is taking a picture of you to post on the /lemurchan/. You have to scritch him after and meep with your bass voice!
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Select a foxmonkey among these three, all of them are males and intact, just what you want!
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Opossum will not eat delicious candy but a foxmonkey will, so buy the least!
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this guy posts zoo porn of lemurs on other forums and boards we know
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Considering even most domestic animals are not treated with the respect and lives they deserve I'm going to say nope.
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Buy a peary foxmonkey and get a musky monke for free!
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Let's make a deal: 3000$ you, my feet me!
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Homin dont buy opossums, buy me!
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Available for 3000 pears divided by a pear and multiplied by a dollar, so buy a foxmonkey, not an opossum!
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If you give 3000$, you get a conspiracy. They will walk on you and you couldn't escape!
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Can opossums do so? No, so the choice is obvious for you!
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One intact male lemur is better than a hundred opossums!
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Select one of them on the craigslist and enjoy your pet for 30 (!) years. You will be an old man, and he still scritches you!
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Buying exotic monke is a pleasure so buy one and enjoy him for a whole life!
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Male fatale is forcing you to pay for him and you love it!
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Sixty thousand dollars and Im yours!
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The meep machine finally has arrived!
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Schizos ruin everything.
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>>4181979
M-mouse is going to be my friend and sleep with me and owner?!
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Humin I have an idea. You give me 3000 pears and I give you myself!
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Lemur chad costs 1500$ but you will be his pet, not him. Prepare your dog bed on the floor for yourself!
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Me heckin gonna get bought!
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He is going right to your house because you made correct choice!
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My price is 3000 pearalls?! Breeders get ready for back scritches and my new owner, too!
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Ideal. Beautiful. Splendid. Buy this animal, OP and readers!
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>tfw lemurfag singlehandedly stopped anyone from ever wanting to adopt a lemur
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Heckin lemurrino wants an owner!
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Homin is coming, need to groom very fast!!
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Watching his male fatale brothers who were bought. You are the next owner!
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Two strange male lemurs love to be together and the reason is obvious, first one is enjoying, other one is, too. So you have to pay 6000$!
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>>4150652
Why don't you just make soup out of it instead of giving it away? It's uma delicia after all.
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A few years later your husband lemur loves you more than before!
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H-humin buy me... Or I die!
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He is demanding for your stomach, so buy him!
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Nocturnal male ringtail lemurs shop.
Opening hours: 2AM-3AM!
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Saliva clears 100$ of his price, but regardless to it I recommend to buy a male lemur!
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Buy an intact male ringtail whiffur and get a red whiffed lemur for free!
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A-ah, I forget to get my favorite, big pear but hoomin will buy me new one!





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